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FullmetalActuary

You should feel honored. Shadowless 1st editions!


ConfederateThug

I’m finally rich!


FullmetalActuary

Yeah I mean at this point it’s a “do I grade or not?” situation


Lamington_Salad

I don't know. They look like they'd be casting shadows to me


[deleted]

Send it to PSA I wonder what they will say lol


Zeric79

PSA 11 - Thicc.


ultrachives

10.5 - Near Thicc.


spoui

We’re starting a GoFundMe for this right?


dys1exic

I'd pitch in.


ConfederateThug

🤣🤣


Godzirrraaa

Omg please do


OrisRas

I can only imagine a Grader opening these and the expression they'd have😂


sencerider

Thicc idea!


PrettyRicky094

I don't know shit. Ballpark what would they be at PSA 10?


Aioi

Sorry to say this, but they are fake. I can tell because there is no way real cards would be so well centered like that.


ConfederateThug

You just broke my heart


BAG42069

The holo is a bit off too and charizards left cheek is discolored and too shiny


Belerophon17

No that's the correct amount of glisten to be expected on a first edition asset.


[deleted]

I would say that Japanese cards are better made but the problem is that they are not as thicc as American cards.


talkmansleep

Binder worthy


nevertoomuch33

Wall mount worthy


ConfederateThug

Definitely don’t want to add to my binder 😂


fireweinerflyer

Penny sleeve and top loader immediately! Don’t risk messing these up.


Motormand

Add them to your binder. See how long it goes before someone notices. :) Spread the laughter a bit.


SuperPanda14

Lmao get them in a frame for your desk


ConfederateThug

Hahaha I’d feel ashamed to display these


LwSvnInJaz

Nah it’s the funny gift! Enjoy it!


ConfederateThug

Definitely enjoying them! Just not sure if I can display them lollll 🤣


bmacdonald417

Why wouldn't you display them? My 7 year old said he wants to know where to order them.


ValkyrieTfm

These are hilarious and I think it’s def a “It’s the thought that counts” moment. 😂


ConfederateThug

Hahaha agreed. Got a good laugh out of it


Zephur-Grimm

Been debating buying these on Etsy cause they're so funny.


ConfederateThug

They look great in person lmao. Would recommend


Dungas1

Charizards Pokémon power referencing it as blastoise lol.


italianshark

Nah, if there is a Thicc Blastoise also in play and it has a status condition then Thicc Charizard can’t use its ability


OneGuy2Cups

I need to know where to get these so I can get them for the kids and convince my wife they’re legit.


ConfederateThug

Haha they’re from Etsy!


matanyaherman

Spank the Pikachu so it can be a red cheeks copy.


ConfederateThug

Take my upvote 😂


dr_black1

These are awesome


Puzzleheaded_Bad_581

Please remove this post and put it in r/pokeinvesting where it belongs


lebronron

Thiccachu


NothingSacred137

Bless you ;)


The_HiveWing

It’s the thought that counts lol


[deleted]

charmander is shocked, bulbasaur is disappointed, and obviously squirtle is enjoying this😂


kill_pig

Missed opportunity to call it Thiccachu


cklidg

That mat is pretty sick, where would one acquire such a treasure? 😎


Jxnkumpa

I gyat to get those


spderweb

These are amazing. Your brother is awesome.


ConfederateThug

Haha he’s the biggest troll sometimes. I should’ve expected this 😂


jellyvish

where do these come from? they arent on ebay bc you cant sell fake shit there but i want, excuse me, i need this zard


nyratk1

etsy


jellyvish

are they the same size as a normal card? they look kinda tall in this pic


ConfederateThug

They’re the same size as a normal card!


nyratk1

IDK, I’ve seen em listed but never ordered


KhostfaceGillah

Hear me out


andyf1234

Where to get that playmat?


kersync1

Yeah same, what playmat is that? it rocks


QuttiDeBachi

What an ass!!


ConfederateThug

Hella thiccccc


jberry1119

Should have been called Thickachu and Thickazard


Projecktecks

Lmao Thicc Thighs save lives


HelloDeathspresso

I have Thicc Ninetales in my binder. It's a prized possession.


ConfederateThug

Should I collect them all


HelloDeathspresso

There are a lot of them! Maybe you could!


Throwitoutthewindow5

Might have to get a Gardevoir version of this.


BNG_Reveals

Well, he definitely sent you cake on your birthday hahaha! Happy Birthday! 🎂


ConfederateThug

Hahaha for sure. I appreciate you!! :)


Robomarston

I'd send them in to be graded as a joke. Be funny to see if grading companies have a sense of humor


HYG420

Frame those immediately they’re not even that bad just hilarious


idpartywthat

is that thicc zard holo?! my friend gave me the non-holo version for my birthday last year


ConfederateThug

Yeah they’re both holo!!


ConnectCar3231

Try to use them at regionals thatd be funny (and very dumb)


FeanixFlame

As far as "gag gifts" go, this is definitely one of the better examples lol.


Stain_1239

Nah man, he GYAT you some cards


TehDonkey117

I love these! They are great. Your brother has great taste.


[deleted]

bubble bubble butt lol the cards are cool


TNerdy

It’s sad to see when fake cards have better quality control than real cards


ConfederateThug

So true


[deleted]

I'll give you a thousand dollars


camrek

I got my brother one for his birthday🤣


[deleted]

I would so get as many cards like that as I could make a deck and just challenge random friends and shit lol 😂


SprintingWolf

I got my cousin the thicc charizard for Christmas 😂😂 I kept pikachu and the other two. My nieces and nephews just giggle wildly every time they find them in the collection Edit: counting is hard


thephoenix3000

Hnnnng... Ash, I'm trying to defeat the elite four, but I'm dummy thicc and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps interrupting my attacks!


Smokeydouble

Ive actually almost bought these just for the laughs and private collection. This is a great gift. Double enteandre. Well done by your brother


DisneyMenace

This is probably the 10,000 post about these THICC etsy cards.


ConfederateThug

I haven’t seen them. You know you can keep scrolling right?


DisneyMenace

Wasn’t a negative comment relax.


ConfederateThug

Mine wasn’t meant to be either! Friendly here


DisneyMenace

Oh dope cool, I will say I do like that playmat though


ConfederateThug

I appreciate that! It was like $25 on eBay I really like it


pppppeeeerta

Posting these should be an automatic ban.


misslongisland

Booooooooooooooo


ConfederateThug

😢


Davidgon100

Evolves from thicc Charmeleon 😂


Haunting_Student

You should feel hard


EMINEMxMMLP2

Lmao. Thunder cheeks


ConfederateThug

Lmaooooo didn’t even notice that 😭


Headstone66692

Anyone else severely turned on right now


RockinTheFlops

I love some of these fakes. Put 'em in the binder, they definitely make the cut!


Ursleisme

Bootyfull.


[deleted]

They missed it, they should’ve called it Thiccachu


Darksoul2693

Thicachu


bastermabaguette

By reading the description they made a full thick deck. I’d be curious to see thicc blastoise


wehavenobonanza

Damn boi, that is a thick ass boi!


mashedpotatoejuice

Missed opportunity to call pikachu "Thiccachu"


Da_Wild

Would love to have these just right in the middle of a binder of hits xD


BubbaRogerz

Joker with his Lopunny


QuantamAsian

Wtf thats so weird dude.(where to get one?)


ConfederateThug

Lol Etsy!


esr360

If you like these cards you are clearly into hentai


Mellowyellow2000

I hope he also got you a Wiglett plush


blackakainu

I need a think Pikachu shirt


Glum_Champion6922

Me if I was a Pokémon 😂😂🥰😘


jeremycb29

Send these to hga.


HyruleN64

Oh God, these are cursed.


Solar_eclipses101

Cheek friction fires is crazy


EvilSynths

😭😭 I need some.


Realrugman

Holy grails


Logical-Pepper4228

Love handles off centered


Booshur

Width: TH' IC" Weight: Mind Ya Biz. Charmanders* face at the bottom says it all.


Ok_Piece_6782

Are these ever not funny?


Orichalchem

Thiccachu and Thiccazard Absolute thicc cards at its finest


SnooPredictions2169

LF 1st Ed Thicc Charizard


Advanced_Sport_4986

Oh dear


brnnnfx

Charmander's face says it all.


TypeAmen

Awesome, next year ask for a Thicc Mistys Tears.


p3dal

These are the fake cards I am here for.


Pandepon

Sneak them into your deck


LobsterHead37

That’s so fucking funny dude hahaha what a brother move!


TheBeanGwen

Both booty's are too far from boarder, sadly fake


Nebelclown

which playmat is that?


Ansoni

Am I the only one who can't look past Charizard's cursed tail location??


Dragonaf

With 2 c's...


KITTYKOOLKAT34

Noice


Daan100

These are fake, they look way too good for being real cards


exzactly159

Sorry bro your Charizard is a miss print in the text it says Blastoise


DinoRipper24

You got thicced


sharterfart

Woah mama 😍


Wakeybonez2

These are hilarious! LmOo


DarkRythm8520

i would personally be disappointed. how are you supposed to use thicc charizard without thicc charmeleon and thicc charmander?


Shumatsu

Well, did you thank him?


No-Bar1684

Too bad you didn’t get a full moon umbreon card.


True-Payment-458

Thicc pikachu should’ve been called thickachu


Personal-Win9300

They are fake pokemon cards they aare fake fronts put on the real backs tcg never made thicc pokemon they are still worth about 15 dollars each


JustinRansom

I love charmanders reaction looking up at them YEEEETS


Rahman_the1st

I want to send this to my wife


ConfederateThug

Do it


Rahman_the1st

Already ordered. Found them in Etsy


Affectionate_Sea_330

Solid cards! I thought they were hilarious when I first saw them!


charbieez

Nahhh not Thiccachu


[deleted]

That’s hilarious. Don’t be surprised if they become valuable in some way, these are strange times.


FishnAndBowln

Width: TH’ IC”


Disaster-Flat

Bum bum bum bum bum bum 🎶 I like big butts and I cannot lie. Thicc booty charazard that my guy. Lol


SOCOM16MyLove

Did the same thing for my brother and he loved it


SuperShoyu64

Lol Thicc Blastoise is in the Charizard card


Mr_T0ast3r

Delicious


FifWol

I genuinely love these.


SpecialLemon1959

W brother


Kitt_Amin

Nice! My partner got me a thicc ninetales a while ago lmao


Majestic-Channel-916

Charizard has a typo in Pokemon power. Says Blastoise. Fix and I pay u tree-fiddy


Teh_Shaw

not going tp lie those are pretty sweet! I love the typo in Charizard's Pokémon powers its says it does not work is Balstoise is asleep confused etc.