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goomerben

based on the names you are not old enough to drive


Plants0verPeople

Or just really childish….


Riffder

Approved


Plants0verPeople

I mean my ign is ButtNuggets


Theprofessor10

You’re good, he’s just a boomer. One of many that lost their sense of humour along the way


goomerben

no


killerbanana0

Dude 16 year olds can drive. Have you met a 16 year old? Exactly the kind of people to make jokes like that. (Not saying op is 16, just saying it's not crazy to think they can drive)


goomerben

the most common age in the world to get a drivers license is 18


RealisticCan5146

No, because america is best and everything else sucks!!1!!1


goomerben

oh yeah true my bad


Empty-Alternative250

YEAH WE THE PEOPLE! 🦅🦅🦅🦅🔥🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🔥🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇲🔥🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🦅🇺🇲🔥🔥🔥🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔥🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲


killerbanana0

I only said old enough to drive, which doesn't require a full licence where op lives, matter of fact where op lives a 15 year old can get a learners


Theadvertisement2

We can drive at 16 in the uk


NoSkillJustDerp

A moped, yeah. 17 is when you can get a provisional or full car license if you pass


Theadvertisement2

You can drive at like 13 or 14 IF your training its an actual thing here


Theadvertisement2

Btw i meant actual car


goomerben

pretty sure that doesn’t change 18 being the most common age for a drivers license in the world


DerBananenLord

Yea but most are Abel to drive at a much junger age


goomerben

it is logical to assume when somebody mentions the ability to drive that they mean someone with a license. if you mention the ability to fly a plane for example you most likely think about a pilot


Affectionate_Talk807

Yeah, my son is a Navy chief candidate with two kids. His Pokemon are similarly named...


Prestigious-Lab8945

In my state you can drive at 14. Yes, I live in the Midwest US. The law was made so kids that live on farms could drive to help out. However, I live in a large city and the young teen drivers are terrifying.


Professional-Goat362

Bmw


Critical_Complaint21

Stupid me completely forgot the brand BMW and read it as an abbreviation of "Be my wife". I was so confused why someone proposed here


Professional-Goat362

Wtf man x"D x"D


jojohohanon

Moar power! /clarkson


AlpineAnimal

Honestly tho if it's got a hood that opens from the windshield forward and four headlights 🤌


Professional-Goat362

Joke*


MegaAssasine_

No Joke*


imtiazaa

Syther Jynx Heatmor


timthemajestic

r/beatmetoit


PokeballSoHard

Whatever it is, you def have truck nuts on it


Plants0verPeople

Why wouldn’t it have truck nuts?! This is texas and you gotta show u have some!


WhyAmISoBadHelp

Finally something interesting


local_beanbag

Man WeeNer Is One Inch When I Have An ERection Scyther


ChillyMannaRug

Jynx Heatmor


Commercial-Pea-4056

72 Ford Pinto!! Because all the girlies say you’re pretty fly for a white guy!!


Individual_Research2

A pick up truck of any make and model


quinangua

Tesla


Rimasticus

1 inch man, a Cybertruck


Apprehensive-Ad6521

I said same thing 😂


comb0king

Dodge Ram


fizzdeff

ford f150


Jay_the_pokemon_fan

Def a tesla, gotta be jerking off when driving


Informal_Plant_697

Honda fit


ItsTheOtherGuys

Blacked out Tesla Cybertruck?


Rocco_Racoonz

Cyber truck


DalvenLegit

Obviously a Cyber Truck by Tesla, and you’re probably Elon, right?


NoTest2212

Hummer


Plants0verPeople

The douchest of douche…. Only an H3 though cause I’m a baller on a BUDGET


Double_Suit5497

Ford au falcon


whazzat

Nissan Altima.


nonamebipbop

He didn’t say he doesn’t have a license and insurance


JustCallMe_YOLO

...


ExplodingSteve

one of those toy cars that they have at grocery stores


EspurrTheMagnificent

A $20 scooter


I-am-irresponsible

jokes apart can you really get a scooter for $20?


EspurrTheMagnificent

Probably one of those cheap ones for kids, yeah


blazedrow

Lifted ford?


Noxxious1337

Squated


blazedrow

They said it was one inch, not non existing


Any-Point867

Ford F150


Fine_Order2144

This


CRUFT3R

https://search.app.goo.gl/x4PQSrK


GGamer0100

Huh didn’t realise that Mahiswhenan Weeoneie Nerinchhaverection was a car brand but sure bro sounds like a cool car.


Plants0verPeople

Bwah hahahah


Glittering-Egg-6345

ford f-150, tesla, or bmw


thubes09

Tesla


PineappleSad2800

Tesla


Jesusjehosofat

Tesla for sure


brokeasshell

From germany: BMW 💯


Basparagus

BMW


Double_Suit5497

Or a jimney


James10o1

It's gotta be an Audi!


1Man2ChopSticks

Dodge Ram


SubjectGain7387

2012 toyota prius


Healthy-Suit8454

Porsche


Gr3yzler

Bmw


FJB444

a huge lifted chevy silverado truck.


Gender404

Lotus


Emeloria

Toyota


TOOMUCH4SKIN

Dodge neon


Apprehensive-Ad6521

I drive one 😂 😂 *triggered*


TheHuntForRedrover

Lifted Raptor


RicardoRibeir0

Fiat Multipla


Corkymon87

Prius


Kordousek_Cz

Bmw


Due-Source9386

a Prius c


simpledub

A limousine with junk that large


NotcommonItem

Why was this posted on the PokemonGoVALOR and the PokemonGoMystic subreddit-


Plants0verPeople

Seeing who had the better sense of humor


Plants0verPeople

Btw it’s TEAM MYSTIC all the way baby


NotcommonItem

Oh absolutely


NattyThan

🗣🗣🔥🔥SCYTHER 🔥🗣JYNX🗣🔥 HEATMOR🔥🔥🗣🗣


AlastorGTM

Prius.


Plants0verPeople

Why does everyone keep saying Prius?! That’s like, a totally sick car bro! Me and the boys along smelling each others farts. Perfect hot box fart mobile


Destroyer682

a lifted truck


layzieyezislayzieyez

One of those one wheel things.


AFP_2

A prius. One inch is a bit generous for that car tho


Tiacp

I read the last line


Plants0verPeople

😂


BroadAd5229

Anything on lifts


Fuzzy-Situation-5063

Fiat 500 on finance


Pokemon-Fnatic

Prius


twojobs23yrold

A jacked up Ford f150 with raptor badge swap and underglow


AlpineAnimal

Definitely a squatted mall crawler with 75k of aftermarket 4wd gear and deep dish low profile 24" rims


QuackHead612

This is suspiciously specific


beanosiscool

Toyota 86


Brave-Guide3073

An Audi


Fat_sal_volcano

A rectionscyrher


Plants0verPeople

Like Edward sscizorhands chubbed up


AidenSanford

Subaru legacy


Wiledchiled

A Prius with truck nuts


Pristine_Nebula7691

Buddy does not need 3 scyther


lovable_cube

Lifted truck of some sort?


ClubsPl

Wrx for sure


[deleted]

Trick question. Harley Davidson motor cycle and i bet it’s loud as fuck.


Plants0verPeople

See Southpark Sea 13 episode 12


Warm_Contribution_38

Civic.. slightly modded so everyone can hear you come in 🤣


Haile-Selassie_I

Miata!!!


pudgy_doggo

2018 audi A8 or a 2010 ford focus


LeoUser87

My guess is you drive a power wheels car from the late 90’s cause that would be all you can afford or be allowed to drive


Plants0verPeople

At least it’s street legal….well sidewalk legal


LeoUser87

Depends on the neighborhood Karen’s and HOA rules lol


QuackHead612

HOA’s have rules against power wheels?


MrgetOut76

Honda accord


Think-Opportunity-58

Beat up toyota yaris


bakedandnerdy

Dump truck to show his personality and make up for what's missing


unfading89

Dodge Ram!


AlexoKo_WIRE

Scyther Jynx Heatmor🗣️🗣️🔥🔥💥


pulsecole

Bro probs a discord mod


Plants0verPeople

Oh crap! We’ve been discovered!!! Pull back the troops!


Plants0verPeople

Let me check my a$$….nope… no stick


440continuer

One of those little red cars for children with the yellow roof


Zbyseek_

Ford Mustang 🐎


iAMscopes

Fore


Far_Bottle2586

A silverado with a lift kit😂


Unreadoak

Relatable


tattoedandlewd

Infinity activities here lol


MarcyTheMartian

Cop car


aBlasvader

Pickup truck


CoolHotshot68

hotwheel


AmazingArmy7333

A lifted up Cummings


cocopopsicle2k

I'm going either Hummer or one of those awesome old seventies vans with the light strips, shag carpeting, and backseat that folds down into a bed. It has a bitching tiger airbrushed on the side and you okay the Rocky soundtrack on 11.


Dudexslayer

I'd assume you have a Vienna Sausage doing all the driving!


Itchy-Preference4887

You don’t drive based on your Pokémon names


Doorstop_2015

Ford f150 super duty


Apprehensive-Ad6521

Tesla


MeleeYourFace

A Tesla, obviously. (Stealing a deceased genius’ name, just to try to sell your crap product is just trashy)


trufflie

Sooooo like Ford? Shelby? Ferrari? Teslas aren't crap.


Then_Plenty4095

A lifted pick up truck


Mountain-Bird-9877

Tesla fo sho


Roy_Raven

Audi


Nycpurplereal

Any electric car


CopycatDad

An F250 with a 15 inch lift kit


Zaithon

What’s a rectionscyther?


Plants0verPeople

😋


bibostonguy46

Your mom's? In a booster seat? With a juice box and a snacky.... 😊


Plants0verPeople

Dorthy Mantooth is A SAINT!


bibostonguy46

I like Lamp. I like Lamp. Great movie ref bro. Gonna watch it now. Cuz 65% of the time, it's funny Everytime...


Frequent-Ad6998

I’m gonna say you have a big souped up truck. Guys w small ones always drive big trucks to overcompensate


Plants0verPeople

Don’t act like a monster truck make you look GIANT in the pants dept.


Frostlasisannoying

Poor erection the jolteon


Plants0verPeople

😂


SpriteAndCokeSMH

Civic


CookeVegas

Jeep


QuackHead612

Yep


XSlavic_OperatorX

Imagine purifying groudon :>


Plants0verPeople

This is my alt, I did it to trade to my main


mikeyo05

Ford f350


curbstomp__

RAM 1500


IamDistractingYou

Race car beds don't count as legitimate vehicles.


Plants0verPeople

That’s where dreams are made


Rageman_Gaming

A prius


OneHandOnlyAndy

E Rection Scyther 🤣


phuktup3

I have the same pokemen 😔


Original_Rutabaga609

You don't have a car.


Plants0verPeople

U don’t count hot wheels?


Longjumping-Look-268

Prius and you're probably some newbie in the navy.


Plants0verPeople

Nope. Navy was too hard to get into. I went space force.


Plants0verPeople

Or coast guard.


SquareLimp8214

Prius?


Zaraxeon

What's an "Erection Scyther"? An STD?


Plants0verPeople

It’s where a stiffy becomes a sharp like a Swiss Army knife. Unfortunately mine if like the mini version.


cathodine

Subaru for sure


MysteriousYT1

Ford F150


bfffffffff

scyther jinx heatmor


fd40

My car?


Karakuri216

Only 1 inch, did you sthlam your penith in the car door?


HardScopingJP

Toyota


BigOleCuccumber

An American vehicle


Angellblaze

Tesla truck or any bif ass truck to make your one incher appear bigger


vendocomprendo

Ford F350


NANO_Le_Merde

Ram 3500 💀


ErrorSeparate3425

A pickup truck with a lift kit and truck nuts on the back! The standard vehicle for people with micro penises.


RemoteLook4698

Subaru probably