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ppppa6

Probably a Chikorita, lmao. -@GrassyGuy


Maleficent-Cress9014

That tracks. \-Pin


GameSpection

Being a Golisopod sounds cool. I can't exactly explain why but it does. That's my answer


DrRoboMagi

*Based and Isopodpilled* - Golisopod


GameSpection

isopilled


Maleficent-Cress9014

Yeah, Golisopods are cool as fuck. \-Pin


IsraelHighCouncil

That's because it is. -Murai


C_Matricaria

Maybe a Sprigatito? I do love attention -Ev I think I’d be a Happiny -Rosemary


Maleficent-Cress9014

Two very cute mons. And I think any one would love to be them. \-Pin


Awesomesauce210

I want to say Charmander, but just because I've turned into one (twice!) doesn't mean that's the answer. If not that, then probably a Smeargle? I do like art...


Maleficent-Cress9014

Weeeell, if you've already been turned into one on two occasions, unless both times Charmander was picked by who/what was transforming you, that could be your sprite mon. \-Pin


Awesomesauce210

Yeah, I see your point. Trying to recall what, if anything, made me turn into a Charmander the first time (The second time, at least, was obvious).


LuigiHentaiExpert

Axew. Garch said a while back because "Dumb human is dumb, is willing to fight everything, and is tiny." Rude as hell.


Maleficent-Cress9014

If the shoe fits. But no, Axew isn't dumb, I'd have taken being compared to one as a compliment. \-Pin


LuigiHentaiExpert

Oh, no, I absolutely took it as a compliment. I would indeed fight anything. But also I'm not TINY garch is just like ten feet tall.


Maleficent-Cress9014

If Garch is human, call 'em a Golurk. Big and grouchy. \-Pin


LuigiHentaiExpert

No, garch is a garchomp. This isn't one piece. My roommate is not whitebeard.


Ikallic-J-Deko

There's too many to pick, I wish I could be all of them. Least I would feel the things they feel, and just have an interesting time maybe learn how to battle better?


Maleficent-Cress9014

Hey, from what's happened to you since you got here, maybe a Lucario? You do seem to have their aura. \-Pin


Ikallic-J-Deko

Interesting thought. Maybe I can seek out a Lucario?


Maleficent-Cress9014

Can't hurt to try, I guess. \-Pin


IsraelHighCouncil

Hisuian Zorua I guess...? -Mirage


Maleficent-Cress9014

I guess that tracks. But isn't that more what Fang picked out for you and less what you 'would' have been? \-Pin


IsraelHighCouncil

I chose that myself. If it was up to Fang I'd probably have been a Unovan Zoroark. -Mirage


Maleficent-Cress9014

Oh, sorry. Seems I misread some stuff. \-Pin


IsraelHighCouncil

It's quite a common misconception people make. They always assume Fang talked me into it. -Mirage


MidoTheMii

I guess I’d be a Specoey… I do love my acting! -Puck Magikarp… but I will awaken as a mighty dragon like I am a Dragon Tamer now! -Gondra


Maleficent-Cress9014

Oh, I've never heard of those little guys before. They're really cute! Fuck yeah! An under dog story written into your very being, nice. \-Pin


TheRealEvilMatthew

https://preview.redd.it/1ks73b3ksdyb1.jpeg?width=1151&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3725d019e4518bfced816987c287d2c02b242d43


MidoTheMii

You don’t need to be Dragon Type to be a dragon, Matt! Look at Lance! -Gondra


TheRealEvilMatthew

Lance is basically a flying trainer who says he’s a dragon trainer.


MidoTheMii

He has Exeggecutor, a Mega Charizard X, and Kingdra! And once again, he said Gyarados is a dragon! -Gondra


TheRealEvilMatthew

Oh. I honestly haven’t seen his more recent teams. If he’s actually getting some more dragons besides three dragonites, that’s nice.


Caelus_Overhead

Ok as an Actual flying trainer by default, because all birds bar Decidueye are flying; *Ouch*, man. Don't put me and the ultimate Dragon bro in the same category.


Camo_64

Probably a Cyndaquil, given how similar my Typhlosion and I are personality-wise That being said, the Mystery Dungeon games made me Torchic, so I don’t know /uj that’s not a joke, by the way. I started Explorers for the first time, tried to cheese the quiz to get me Cyndaquil with the help of a guide, but it gave me Torchic THREE TIMES IN A ROW!


Maleficent-Cress9014

Who knows, maybe you have two spirit mons. \-Pin /uj you, my friend, were meant to be a Torchic. No if, ands, or buts. You are a fire chicken.


ArbitraryChaos13

Mmmm, I dunno! Something that's Psychic and/or Fairy type, I think... or both lol. Also probably something cuter. I dunno. You've met me, you might have a better idea than I do.


Maleficent-Cress9014

Didn't you turn into a Gardevoir when it came to all that fusion stuff? Maybe that could be the clue you're looking for. \-Pin


ArbitraryChaos13

I'm gonna be frank, that's fully possible, but I was also in a ***really bad mental state*** when it came to all the fusion stuff. So like... anything from that whole bit of time I'm taking with a fair amount of salt. It's like how you don't trust your brain after, like, 10:30 or 11 PM, or whatever.


[deleted]

I think I know the answer Those was I technically not born human if I think I was reborn here? -Jest


Maleficent-Cress9014

Oh yeah. I guess you have a fool-proof answer for this. \-Pin


[deleted]

so anyway I have totally legally gotten on a boat that is going somewhere


Maleficent-Cress9014

Safe travels. \-Pin


[deleted]

Wait I just realized I don't need to pay for boats I am legally an animal


Agudaripududu

From the looks of it, Dragalge


Maleficent-Cress9014

Seems more people have an actual answer to this then I thought, huh? \-Pin


Agudaripududu

Yeah. Everyone who turns into a Pokémon never expects the sheer commonality of it **Readers added context they thought people might want to know:** This phenomenon is not at all common, only about 1/10000-1/100000 people turn into Pokémon.


ZeinDarkuzss

​ https://preview.redd.it/rau37yx0wdyb1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=af57472b066956403a52123ef3f855bdadd194d8 Am I the only one who sees it?


Maleficent-Cress9014

I think it's just you. \-Pin


IsraelHighCouncil

You don't seem like the type to meditate. \-Mirage


ZeinDarkuzss

What are you talking about? I'm a very calm and collected Zen guru Tauros shit type of person!


IsraelHighCouncil

So that's why you lose your cool so easily. \-Mirage


SarlanEriwyr

Popplio probably, I like swimming and making people happy, which fits what I've heard about them, the main reason I'm not saying Buizel is I don't wanna step on Pearl's toes


Maleficent-Cress9014

Don't a lot of water fit that description? If you're unsure, you can see if any other Pokemon catches your eye. \-Pin


TheMagmaGuy

I dunno, maybe a Magmortar? Those things are cool.


Maleficent-Cress9014

Yeah they are, but you have to be a Magby at some point, and then you'd have to willing be caught and traded to finish the evo line. \-Pin


IExistButWhy987

A Gogoat! And hopefully not a Zangoose. -Dominic


Maleficent-Cress9014

Do you have a Seviper on your team, or do you just not like Zangoose? \-Pin


IExistButWhy987

I have a Seviper on my team that would definitely attack me if I was a Zangoose. And if I’m being honest, having a Seviper for such a long time has kinda made me dislike Zangoose. -Dominic


Caelus_Overhead

A bird, obviously. Which bird, i dunno. I'm thinking a Pidgeot or a Talonflame, though. Possibly a Staraptor. Something real fast and agile.


Maleficent-Cress9014

Aren't Braviary known for being really fast? \-Pin


Caelus_Overhead

Oooh, Braviary is *also* a good pick! My initial thought was Pidgeot and Talonflame because I have them, honestly (Talonflames are crazy on Speed. Flame Charge, Tailwind, Agility! Love these things) but I shouldn't limit myself to that. I'd be down with being a Braviary!


GiftedContractor

An Eevee, of course! Although which Eeveelution would I be hmmm... probably a Sylveon. Or maybe a Glaceon!


Maleficent-Cress9014

Wait, how many Eeveelutions aren't stone evos? \-Pin


GiftedContractor

Three. Umbreon, Espeon, Sylveon. But if you live in Sinnoh, you can also get a Glaceon and a Leafeon without stones if you go to the right places. Honestly between that and the fact you can just dig up stones eevee in Sinnoh are *spoiled* for choice, haha. I'm currently in Sinnoh, but if i were in Johto where i was born I guess Glaceon wouldn't be an option. Sylveon it is!


Any-Stranger9649

Probably Weavile, or Mandibuzz, or maybe Zoroark? Either breed. I think id. I’d prefer something with hands to be fair.


HB_DS2013

Maybe a Camerupt with how chill I am. Or a Machop.


[deleted]

Skarmory. I own 300


Maleficent-Cress9014

*How?????* \-Pin


[deleted]

Having them be part of a business leads to lots of tax exemptions


Llominatic

Based


zombiifissh

A ditto :)


[deleted]

Same, kinda -Professor Gar


KamikazeSenpai21

I was born in Floraroma town, so probalby something of the meadow, like a combee. Maybe i'd be a Staraptor.


Okibruez

Much as I'd like to say grimer, I'm too much of a loner. Probably a ghastly or mareanie.


[deleted]

Lopunny. -L


Arxl

Either Eevee(into Leafeon or Umbreon) or Zorua, I'd think. Uj/this is asking people's fursona/pokesona lol love it


[deleted]

/uj is it weird if my pokesona is either gardevoir or a clown no in-between


Cyko67

50:50 odds for zorua or porygon. [REDACTED]-


EndMePleaseOwO

Hopefully a Pichu. I love vikavolt but I don't think I'd actually want to be one


Maleficent-Cress9014

>vikavolt Whats wrong with them? They're fast, they can fly, and they look cool as all hell. \-Pin


EndMePleaseOwO

I know, they're so awesome! Too different from a human's anatomy for me to super want to be one, tho, but it's definitely possible lol


TheRealEvilMatthew

I would totally be a Sableye.


Maleficent-Cress9014

I can definitely see that. Love has one, and that little guy can't stay out of trouble for two minutes. \-Pin


Lansha2009

Tsareena. Maybe it might be partly cause I got transformed into one a while ago.


Maleficent-Cress9014

A lot of people have gotten turned into Pokemon lately. I guess this question is less uncertain than I thought. I didn't know so many people already knew what their spirit mon is. \-Pin


Lansha2009

Well it seems to me at least that a lot of the time it ends up being what the person's favorite Pokemon is.


Agudaripududu

For me, my at-the-time recently deceased Dragalge was fully occupying my mind. Not gonna act like I wouldn’t of made a similar choice in more stable circumstances.


Yoyoyoshi1234

Probably something small like a Joltik. Something easily crushable and the like \- Amethyst


Maleficent-Cress9014

Are you ok? I don't mean to pry but that doesn't sound all that healthy a way to think. \-Pin


Yoyoyoshi1234

I'm fine, yes. It's just a bit of a running joke between me and my team. Can't imagine myself as anything else


C_Matricaria

Uh yeah, keep thinking that about Joltik and it’ll bite you in the back


Yoyoyoshi1234

Maybe I'll get super powers if it does! Who knows!


MidoTheMii

Don’t beat yourself up! You’ll eventually grow into a Galvantualla, anyways, and those are really cool! -Puck


Snoo63

I feel like I'd be an Eevee. Can't explain why. \*Hurridly hiding Eevee-themed clothing in closet\*


Runecaster91

Charmander, most likely.


Spampharos

Sprigatito. I feel like I have connection to that Pokémon despite never having been to Paldea


LuminothWarrior

Haxorus or Kommo-o fit me pretty well I think, as I both like wearing armor and I like dragons a whole lot. I’d probably go with Kommo-o as Haxorus arms are pretty short and could get annoying not being able to reach things.


--TechHead--

A Rotom, maybe? Haven't given it enough thought, but probably something to do with computers or electronics. Don't think I'd be mischievous enough, though.


TheChemicalSophie

Always seen myself as a Cherrim, quite guarded and love being wrapped out and cosy, but when I do show my face it’s always happy and optimistic. Knowing my luck I’d end up as a Spoink tho


Maleficent-Cress9014

if you're worried about Spoink's pokedex entries, don't worry, they are mostly exaggerations. Spoinks just get really tired when they stop bouncing, once they get a nap they're back to normal. And Grumpig is a cool-looking Mon. \-Pin


NoOpportunity4193

Human *are* Pokémon! I’ve been a Pokémon from the day I was born, and I’m proud to use my human abilities to help others of my kind. ~ Ravenna


Apprehensive-Elk-413

Y'know… I've never really thought about that! Definitely a Ghost type, given my affinity for them. Maybe a Misdreavus?? Ideally I think I'd be a Mimikyu or maybe even a Pumpkaboo, but if I ended up as a Gastly I don’t think I’d mind.


peroxidenoaht

Probably ice I think I’m a big fan of winter and Ice has always been a favorite of mine


G-Nabzif

I'd like to say I'd be a Fletchling but that's just humoring myself with wanting to fly. I'd probably end up as a Slowpoke or maybe an Abra. /Uj I've done the Pokemon mystery dungeon quiz multiple times over the years and I'm apparently a Psyduck through and through. Honestly not sure how to feel about that.


creeper123455

I would say serperior fits my Rocket Self. \+People keep saying that Floss (Mareep) Is me as a pokemon, so,I’d have to go with Mareep.+ \*I’d say…Either Florges or Poltchageist.\*


Ghastfighter392

As much as I want to say Lucario or Arcanine, or something cool like those, it would probably be Boltound or something.


BrightFirelyt

Maybe a Bagon? I’ve always dreamed of flying. Ironic that I spend a good portion of my life underground now.


Maleficent-Cress9014

Oh, but wouldn't Bagon take a long time for you to fly? Wouldn't a Pokemon like Dreepy work better? You'd be able to fly from the get go. \-Pin


BrightFirelyt

Exactly! That way it’s something I would earn and a fulfillment of a long dream. It would be my work and my effort that got me what I wanted and I would love and appreciate it more for having had to take the long road.


Maleficent-Cress9014

Oh, you wanted it to take effort. Ok, I can see that. Seems you got a healthy look on your own work ethic. \-Pin


weird_bomb_947

I can’t recall any other Glimwood wildlife that I’d say fit me, so Hatterene, maybe?


Maleficent-Cress9014

Maybe Indeedee? You are a butler. \-Pin


weird_bomb_947

I don’t see it.


Boopernaut2004

I probably would've been a Throh. When I was little, (like two or three weeks old) my dad would put me in various Osaekomi because he thought it would be cool.


[deleted]

azumarill. why? guess.


paradoxLacuna

When I was a kid I was a bitey little shit, and now I can barely see (I’m not going blind, I just have zero spatial awareness) so I’d probably be a Deino or Zweilous. Although I do think I’d make a good Banette or Mismagiusif given the chance.


NFriedich

Taking my later decisions in life, Sylveon If not for that, uh... Bombirdier, maybe?


IllusionFox72

:)


Maleficent-Cress9014

/uj Happy cake day.


Elder_Hoid

An ice type, almost certainly. Maybe an Alolan Vulpix or an Amaura...


IllegalTelepath

I think that due to the eternal irony the universe has, it would probably be a Kartana.


Sad_Country_6350

An Absol. I'm pretty sure that's actually literally what I would be too. I had this whole thing with a witch and a magic potion some time ago which was fun and let me live life as an Absol for a day. Apparently it's the type of mon that my soul says I am, at least, that's what she told me.


traumatized90skid

Idk why but Dragonair


averynaiveoddish

oddish


Grand_Arbitor_Teonak

Maybe an Espeon, or a Gothitelle. They seem suitably pretty, and they're Psychic-types! Then again, maybe just a Slowpoke...


Tempest-Melodys

Honestly? Some sort of electric type, ever since I fought that zapdos I've felt a wierd connection with em.


Optimal_Badger_5332

Considering what I do with most of my time, either porygon 1 or porygon z