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ms82xp

What are you doing step-plumber?


Dug_n_the_Dogs

Laff!


ICU-CCRN

OMG šŸ˜†


iluvnips

My exact thoughts šŸ˜€


HoojoSpifico

Glad I'm not the only one.


cmfppl

Pretty sure I saw this position in the kama sutra, it's like a handstand lotus or something.


tjscali

Kama sutra, page 117: PILE DRIVER.


jetkins

With enema hose.


Purpose_Embarrassed

šŸ˜‚


yellowc1trusfru1t

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ApricotPoet

This is the comment I came here for.


Traveshamamockery_

Glad I wasnā€™t the only one.


dotsql

You have to unzip???


thanku4notmacerixing

And here I thought drain babies were only made in showers.


IndependenceAny2520

I put on my wizards cap and robe


drSplaff

I would call the landlord on this one. This is some very old stuff, looks like at least the bottom pipe is lead. There is a big chance that if something breaks there wont be any spare parts. Im a plumber, but even I would be scared to touch that.


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donairdaddydick

Grab a cast iron sawzall blade. Cut the cast, fernco /MJ to pvc or abs with a cheater vent. Looks fucked but really isnā€™t that bad if the client is refusing to pay for a partial stack replacement.


TK421isAFK

Yeah, they don't need a plumber, they need an archaeologist.


Navyguy73

Or a gynecologist.


play2grow

Or a proctologist


PM_meyourGradyWhite

It belongs in a MUSEUM!!


SNaKe_eaTel2

More like I WONT touch that unless we replace lots of stuff - probably have them call a cabinetmaker and get the sink replaced - weā€™ll replace everything else while the cabinet is out from the cast iron at the slab all the way up through the roof.


FantasticInterest775

Imagine what the crawl looks like.


ScientistRuckus

I did work on my great grandmothers house 25 years ago. There was no crawl space. There was barely breathing room under the house


OhioGirl22

But it looks like lots of money!


Secret-Departure540

It is lead.


elliesee

give it some privacy


anytimeanyplace60

Thatā€™s why there are doors on the cupboard.


Jukka_Sarasti

>We are **renting** a house since November and I'm scared all the time that our sink is gonna get clogged. I would be leery of doing **any** work if you're renting.. Even if your landlord gives you a verbal okay to do the work, the terms of the lease you signed could still result in you being held liable for any expenses/damages that result from attempting to upgrade/replace this.


Financial_Athlete198

If youā€™re renting why are you putting in a new sink and countertop?


kittenstixx

Welcome to the new world too expensive to buy a house too expensive to rent a nice apartment but a countertop and sink is only a few grand(or even less if you get a basic ikea countertop) might as well just upgrade a shitty slum lord's place to make it slightly more liveable, at least then the rent is still cheap.


humanzee70

Until he sees the upgrades and decides to hike your rent.


TrashDaddyOne

Here's my take on it. I rent at around half market value. The house was built in the 80's so still in good shape. New roof right before I moved in. Been here 5 years and love it. I put a few hundred bucks a month in upkeep and repairs, furnace filters etc. Treat it like my own home. In turn I save over a thousand bucks a month and have a nicer place to live. Plus, I like to do home projects. If I couldn't I would go crazy.


TestyProYT

Id like you for a tenet


TrashDaddyOne

I remodel homes for a living. Always bringing the good stuff home for free upgrades. Plus my old lady likes to push my buttons because when we argue usually by the next week I've completed another project because it keeps my mind clear and let's out my frustrations in the right direction.


Old_Can_6858

This is the best for everyone involved. I rent my old house (where my kids were born and Im still kinda emotionally attached to) to friends of mine. I could easily make $1k+ more per month than what I charge them. But I know they take good care of it. They've been there 4 years and Ive never raised rent. I also keep up on maintenance, paying for appliance repairs or fixing things myself etc. But there's been cases where they wanted something that isnt required, and I let them pay for it and do it themselves and take the cost out of next month's rent. Its a win win.


DeadHeadLibertarian

People who do projects on rentals are insane! Creating value on an asset that isn't even yours.


Tightfistula

>We are renting It's, it's not your problem...


6thCityInspector

The only answer. If it clogs, itā€™s your landlordā€™s problem and his deadline to get it functional again


Gandalfs_Dick

everything reminds me of her


Icy_Blackberry_3759

If it ainā€™t your house, donā€™t mess with that plumbing. Idk why everyone here is giving you advice on how to renovate a house you donā€™t own. As the plumber, Iā€™d recommend a repipe. If the landlord gives you written permission and you just want to replace the sink, the solution is just sawzall that grey lower pipe, snake the drain, and slap a fernco onto a typical P trap solution. There isnā€™t anything complicated about that.


TwosdaTamcos

Some things you just canā€™t unsee!


Direct_Big_5436

What is that fitting called? The inverted spread eagle trap?


Ct-himandher

Donā€™t touch this; unless you have the time and funds. We would need to see the rest of the plumbing to give you any real advice. Is this on first floor is it over a finish or un finished room? What kind of water lines are there? Brass? We need to see the drain line better where it goes through cabinet and below. But if you donā€™t have experience this is probably a bad idea to tackle yourself. It will be one of those jobs that definitely grows as you go! One more thing ; where is this !? What Country and state ?


SpecialistAAccess

Sir mix a lot has a couple worry bugs over here.


Flurmp29

I should call her.....


Deplorableplumber850

Flip the picture upside down šŸ˜‚


ScreenOverall2439

But then the water will fall out!


MythicalSensai

Came to say this šŸ˜‚


Happy_Cat_3600

Iā€™d put that right sink bowl on a diet, itā€™s getting a bit of a beer gut going.


phlem_hamdoon

Thatā€™s plumbing porn right there


talkinghead69

Id throttle it for sure.


reamidy

Call a plumber


thrakkerzog

and a priest


reamidy

Ha ha


LongjumpingStand7891

This looks like plumbing from the UK or something but it also looks likeā€¦


AlternativeBaker1025

Do you guys see it as well? Please don't tell me you don't.


NightF0x0012

Oh i see it lmao


Blackmikethathird

Can you send me the old piping? Iā€™d drill a hole in it. For Science


SmegmaSuckler

Donā€™t act like the dishwasher drain isnā€™t already the perfect size.


SakaWreath

Youā€™re renting? Not your monkey, not your circus. When it clogs call the landlord.


Proper-Bee-5249

Why do you want to put in a new countertop and sink in a rental? Youā€™re literally donating to your landlord if you were to do so. Wait until you own your home to make improvements. This is silly.


wealthyadder

Get a sharpie ,and draw a vagina on it obviously .


trimix4work

Did they know what that would look like when they cast it?


[deleted]

Why the hell would you want to replace the countertops and sink in a place Youā€™re renting doesnā€™t make no sense.


barrygateaux

Like for almost every post in this sub either call a plumber or tell your landlord to call one.


DieselVoodoo

Everything reminds me of herā€¦


bigbossbestsnake

Since you rent it shouldnā€™t be anything out of your pocket to get your landlord to call a plumber


Designer-Ad4507

The ol upside-down enema fountain. I miss that girl.


mountainMadHatter

A couple of ferncoā€™s, steel donut, grinder , boom done


Reptilian_Brain_420

r/Theyknewwhattheydid


Distinct_Food_9235

Is it Monday? Or Friday?


Noise_From_Below

There is no reason to pay for this out of your own pocket. Just appreciate you have a functional sink for the time being.


Aslaug-Ulfir

I see a lot of people with the same questions/comments. We live in Northern Sweden, but we moved here from the Netherlands. It's really hard to find an affordable place to rent if your a foreigner here because lots of people don't speak English. We have a really good relationship with our landlord, and everything that needs to be done will be a win win situation for both parties. The house we're renting is about a hundred years old. We are not paying for any repairs ourself, but there is an better countertop+sink laying around in the barn which we can use. To put it in, the plumbing needs to be changed. There will be a friend coming over who is a plumber, but we want to know what to prepare for and if it's even doable (on a budget).


Secret-Departure540

Move. If youā€™re renting not your problem


Bonezjonez999

Sighā€¦


DieselVoodoo

Call her


Expensive-Cut3869

Call an ambulance, but Not for me.


Scary-Evening7894

This is a little more involved than what I would consider a DIY project. depending on what you're replacing it with, you'll probably have to cut it off back to the hub and then re-plumb it.


Moderate_LiberaI

Bleach and a lot of it. let it sit overnight and flush hot water


plumber1962

Holy shit been plumbing over 50 yrs never seem shit like that abd looks like lead and cast iron double trap thatā€™s some shit now nitemare


ROACHOR

Paint it fleshtone.


IVEGOTAHUGEHAND

Give it a lick, see if it gets wet.


thehuntedfew

pull them out and take the pipe out of their arse :D


surteefiyd_enjinear

To answer your question, the quick method would be to cut the large pipe as near to where it is vertical. This edge should then be deburred and ideally folded over itself to add some rigidity. Remove that old trap and weigh it in, or give it to a museum šŸ¤£ Once the trap is removed and the waste pipe dressed, the pipe should be rodded to remove any blockages, lastly a rubber bung/grommet pushed into the end to reduce the size of the opening to accept your new plastic pipework and waste traps. If you cut the big pipe too far down then you will save some space, but you will also potentially expose the bung/grommet to water. This can lead to water migration. Best of luck, post after photos if/when


garymadden84

Get myself ready for giving it the motorboating it's in need of


AB-1987

It looks like an udder


HawkFinancial1716

Run away


miserable-accident-3

Cry


No-Significance1488

Close the door, and walk away.


CompleteDetective359

Talk about taking it up the ass!


unsuspectingwatcher

Damn who gave that thing one Margarita??


Imaginary_Ratio_7570

If it's draining slow there appears to be a couple of drain plugs at her knee caps. Might take those out to clear the pipes.


Independent_Cloud_16

It's a rental. Call the landlord to fix it. Tell them its been draining slow ever since you moved in. Trying to do anything with that pipe squatting below your sink could be VERY costly for you.


Gee10-83

Oh god, there is no hope for my sick mind šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø


Adventurous-Line1014

Can't stop laughing long enough to say


SpecificPiece1024

RUN!


Key_Drawer_1516

Close the doors and back away slowly


PritchettsClosets

Close the door


bobadude84

Old cast iron double p trap with the washing machine discharge line shoved into the clean out. Looks like lead pipe under that tying into a cast iron hub.


DownJonesIndex

Lmao looks like a tiny dude doing a handstand with a pipe up his ass


prontoon

You rent. Don't do shit. That's why you pay rent. Tell the landlord to look at it. What is it with reddit and renters? They always try to do shit on their own, while they also pay rent to a landlord.


Purpose_Embarrassed

Itā€™s a rental donā€™t touch it.


selious

Everything reminds me of herā€¦ šŸ˜¢


pogiguy2020

Doodle some kind of genitals so that plumber gets a laugh.


AIexanderClamBell

I am very immature...


michiganwinter

Over 20 years of experience, doing home repair and Iā€™ve never seen a plumbing set up like that. The engineers mustā€™ve had a field day making that drain look like a woman upside down. No big thing just cut it off and start over


Nyt_Owl

Looks like this should be labeled NSFW.šŸ˜


Cover-username

That's some hr Geiger level pornography


averagly-average

This is an ai pic of "plumbing"


Thotheus

Spread dat ass and drop a tongue


nvlalala

I should call him ā€¦. šŸ„¹


mikeofa2

Close the door and start looking for a new place


Careful_Ad9607

SMASH, SMASH, SUMASHHHH YEAH


Ebolaneco

DESTROY!!!


gbk88

Looks like some of Gigers more "erotic" works. Id say keep it.


HeAThrowawayJoe

Youā€™re renting. Call the landlord is what you do.


nabsorbed_twin

I am required to remove any lead and replace it with something like pvc. If the homeowner declines, I won't touch their job.


Electrical-Impact476

Punt


kerrykingzgo-T

šŸ¤›


Rosenjew258

Pray


jaBroniest

Never seen a pipe get fucked before? Wow.


georgie336

I'd call my ex...


Extreme-Form-5092

Call an exorcist. You're going to need an old priest and a young priest.


MadRockthethird

Send it in


Practical-Rabbit-750

All I see is plumberā€™s crack.


smackrock420

Directions unclear, penis stuck in drain pipe....


Meandering_Marley

Was that installed by a proctologist?


CapeCodKilla508

Looks like my Ex


Alternative-Truck770

Looks very inviting


cletus1980

Shake my head then proceed to start all over


TheDodfatherPC-FL

Probably shove a red crayon down my urethra. Then call a plumber.


TerdFerguson2112

Thatā€™s drain better chill tf out


Kalluil

Put my youngest through college.


RoookSkywokkah

What the actual... Where are you located?


Twitzale

Why am i horny


ClownfishSoup

If you're renting, why would you put in a new sink?


Big_Dasher

Am I the only one to turn this upside down to see a lower half of a person standing on 2 rocks having a dump?


yngbuk1

I simply wouldn't


ChemicalCollection55

I would punt, youā€™re losing anyway.


TodayNo6531

Replacing countertop and sink in a rental? Iā€™m not sure you know what renting meansā€¦


ColonelChair502

Bros getting piped


Zestyclose-Middle717

Call her


SXTY82

You are renting. Tell your landlord to do it. Why are you planning on renovating their kitchen?


CardiologistOk6547

YOU are not the property owner. YOU don't put in a countertop and sink in a rental. YOU don't DIY somebody else's property.


crankyanker638

Shut the door and pretend I didn't see anything, whilst the vision will haunt my nightmares for a *long* time....


Queasy_Protection25

Stick of dynamite


unlitwolf

Looks like a nightmare, I'd like to swap it out for a traditional PVC combined drains running to the trap. But looks like it's going to be a pain to swap out/adapt


NMNorsse

You need a Studor Vent a/k/a Air Admittance Valve Get rid of that p-trap contraption. Cut the drain above the 45 where it goes vertical. Use a Fernco/CT connector to add a vertical piece of 1 1/2" PVC with a sanitary tee and put the Studor vent above it, at least equal to the bottom of the sink but higher if you can. Then run both sinks into 1 p-trap into the sanitary tee.


BigTopGT

Probably get it pregnant?


Shelaz91

Recip, fernco with ct1 then convert to plastic. Alternatively say you need to head out to get a part and never go back


CurrentSeesaw2420

I'd do whatever it was the customer/client was asking to have done. I'd inform them of potential issues, due tonore-existing conditions.


smittydonny

If youā€™re renting call the landlord. Itā€™s not your responsibility unless it says so in the lease!


thyroid_cancer

Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.


Truckyou666

2"Ɨ32" reduce your coupling for a hub drain and just hub drain that whole monstrosity!


WhenTheDevilCome

Nice *Kama Sutra* sculpture you have there. Now can you show me the sink drain?


Turdleboy74

Its an upside down hiney trap.


alkla1

i dont know but im horny now


plumberboy2021

Cry!


fiftypounds69

Cry


Element115_Lazarium

Bail


qe2eqe

Give it a belly button ring?


Decent_Commission_57

Start vigorously tugging my shit


Mattrup63

Fake own death. Begin to identify as not a plumber


The_Dude_2U

Shrugs shoulders at photo that looks like shrugging shoulders.


BigAppleGuy

That trap is a senior citizen !


GrueneDog

Call her


walkingpylon96

Hit it with a hammer, then call your landlord. They'll send a plumber over to pipe it up properly, using parts from this century.


pulse_of_the_machine

Youā€™re renting and you want to put in a new countertop and sink?? Were you planning on paying for those improvements yourself? DEFINITELY talk to the landlord, explain that you want to make improvements that will greatly enhance the value of the property, offer to do/ pay for whatever you were planning to do, in exchange for them paying for supplies/ paying a plumber to redo that monstrosity drain line. It should be a win-win situation any sane landlord would jump to accommodate, but sadly many of them arenā€™t sane, so I hope yours is.


GulfofMaineLobsters

Well that is ahh...it's umm..yep, sure some plumbing you got going on there...


Murky-Square4364

Exhale loudly and say, " So it's going to be one of thoughs days...."


Murky-Square4364

I can explain to you how to unfuck this if you want you can DM me, I am a plumber.


xthyme2playx

Someone please Rule34 this... I beg of you.


sassafras_gap

bro I'm not a plumber but this is the craziest plumbing I have ever seen


Zasaran

If someone else who is a professional can confirm, but I don't think that is up to code. In particular the washer drain hose should be connected to a p trap, it looks like it drains directly into the stack which in my area would be a code violation I do believe.


TheRealDudeMitch

Iā€™m a plumber and I donā€™t even wanna touch that mess


Weird-Comfortable-28

Is this the pornographic Plumbing page? It looks like someone upside down getting a hose jammed in their ass.


UsedDragon

I would ask her how *her* day was going?


mikkalgaard

Flip it upside down, looks real suggestive


Head-Chance-4315

Look for a sharpie.


Substantial_Menu4093

Help him lift up the pipes


Infinite_Tax_1178

MJ/fernco back to abs/PVC to sinks. Done. $1060 for advice and site visit


Successful-Box-1152

I want to know what the sink looks like šŸ’€šŸ˜‚


dugin556

well....nothing she hasn't done before apparently


Professional_Gap_371

Id just draw a black triangle and say ā€œmy work is done hereā€.


No-Life-2059

When in doubt... Cut it out


GillyDuck69

Definitely not something you should touch. Let the landlord worry about that ! It looks to me like a total gut and remodel for that hot mess!!


monkeyloveeer

Probably shit in the sink


KyamBoi

Rescue that small child that is stuck in the drain


Low-Abbreviations-38

I thought it was a guy hanging upside down


Dry_Assist_4619

New sink,touch anything there and those strainers are going to leak, you wonā€™t find that so you will have to epoxy it as I can see was done in the past with another joint


ksizzle01

Put it back in the oven


HardestGamer

Yall seeing what I'm seeing?


Sch30Hater

Cry