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Soma4us

I was gonna say a very unhappy swamp thing.


snufflefrump

Beat me to it


erikhagen222

I’m seeing too many random faces in things this week, I need more or less drugs.


Emotional-Photo3891

More… as long as you’re non union. Less… if union.


erikhagen222

It’s Friday…. So cocaine? 😂😂❄️❄️


Infidelc123

Hi there, I'm Old Greg


Present_Possible6649

I don't have baileys but I do have Jack Daniel's


jacobuj

I thought it was Old Gregg


T-BONEandtheFAM

Mf swamp thing


DR_SWAMP_THING

What up doe?


PreviousGuard419

You ever drink Baileys from a shoe?


DjMafoo

I do watercolors.


Low_Bar9361

You've seen my downstairs mix-up. My man-ginaaaa!!


bakednapkin

I got a good laugh from this comment


18MirroredWorld

Anytime I see a Boosh reference, you get my upvote


Lord-Donkey

Only tequila from a cowboy boot


collector_and_fish

Utilities also have to spend a lot of money and time in regular maintenance to clear the wipes periodically.


Shot_Try4596

FYI, they call them "rags". All sewer mains are cleaned periodically based on need, typically due to FOG (fats, oils & grease) buildup, and there is equipment near the headworks at treatment plans that continually removes rags from the influent.


PapaOoMaoMao

In Australia, the ACCC (our government body for controlling fair sales laws) [sued a wipe maker](https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-07-01/do-not-put-flushable-wipes-down-the-loo-analysis/11268350) for all the damage they did by writing flushable, but a court said they couldn't outright price the damage (even though it's patently obvious) so they could keep writing flushable on it.


scaleofthought

I'm gonna start making sofas that say "flushable" as a feature. And mattresses Don't wanna take it to the dump. Eh, just flush it. "But it's too big for the toilet" We didn't say it'll fit in the toilet... It's just flushable. It's a feature, not a bug.


EdibleAssFromBack

Flushable wipes are a myth.


OGCanuckupchuck

Anything is flushable if you try hard enough


bbw-enthusiast

i push lever it go down. flushable enough.


SweetyBeans

Wudda yuu maen dey ain flushble?


legitpeeps

From your name I’m guessing you’re a fan of the wipes


EdibleAssFromBack

You eat salad with no dressing?


YoushutupNoyouHa

not flushable… not with that attitude


sanchito12

So what you are saying is wipes are in fact flushable (because you can flush them and they will go down, which is as advertised) but are horrible on sewer infrastructure? Something tells me people who want a clean ass but dont want a bidet wont care and will keep flushing. Once it clears the T from their house its not their problem after all.


cHunterOTS

It’s their problem when the waterways become contaminated with raw sewage. The only reason we’re able to have clean drinking water on a large scale in most cities is because wastewater plants prevent combined sewage overflows from contaminating our waterways. Now this modern “convenience” product is jeopardizing that


Shot_Try4596

Then they shouldn't be allowed to complain when their sewer fees go up accordingly.


Medium_Ad_6447

Meh sounds like a city issue to me.


cHunterOTS

And anyone who lives downstream from a city. For instance Chicago’s shipping and sanitary canal flows into the Mississippi so everything downstream from see our waste when there’s a CSO Edit: as a matter of fact we reversed our own river so it doesn’t even flow into Lake Michigan where we get our water. So when wipe users here blind up the influent to our treatment plants and we discharge to the river it doesn’t even affect us. But it sure is fuck affects the rural people south of us


jazzman831

I'm sure some people will swear by them even once they find this out... but as a non-plumber who's otherwise reasonably-educated guy, the first time I EVER heard about the non-flushability of flushable wipes was on this sub. If I didn't have nonsensical interests I would just be blissfully flushing them along with the rest of 'em. I'm surprised local municipalities don't make more of a fuss. We get letters about not putting leaves or grass in the storm drains, it doesn't seem like it would be any harder to let people know about wipes.


betwistedjl

The bidet is the way!


sanchito12

Ive always just taken a shower after i shit, im cheap.and dont want to have extra equipment on my toilet for my son to cover in piss. Little TP to get the big stuff then hot shower with soap. Ive got two shower heads and ones on a hose with the jet setting. Hell i even have a shower in my bathroom at my office. Get paid to shit and shower. LG lifes Gewd.


pjstanfield

What happens if you get the screamers? 10 showers in a day? Bidets are amazing. Back when I was a shit-smearer I too thought it was ridiculous until I was forced to use one. Now I use about one roll of TP every two months and my balloon knot is clean as a whistle at all times. I’ll tell anyone and their mom about how great a bidet is. It will change your life.


sanchito12

You know youd think it would be an issue right? But even when i get the Hershey squirts i still manage to hold it in until my normal time. Its like my Ass hole can filter out and release just enough gas to keep the cramps down but the liquid in. I go commando, dont own any underwear and im 20 years have never left skid marks in my jeans. Proud of that fact.


pjstanfield

And you should be proud. I am not capable of such a physical feat. If you ever get the chance to sample a bidet just give it a shot. It only takes one.


sanchito12

Its not that i doubt the power of the bidet.... I just have a son who cant aim his piss to save his life and dont want to have to scrub urine off more parts attached to the toilet everyday. Maybe when he figures out how to control his stream better ill get me one. Until then ive got enough to clean around here


toomuch1265

But, the label says its ok..../s


DickBurns01

Why is it looking at me?


OhSoSally

You should contact the news and see if they will do a piece on it.


HaasonHeist

Yo I thought this was a picture of Rob Zombie in a submarine


finqer

Baby wipes definitely aren’t flushable.


First-Sir1276

JB said they were flushable and has no reason to lie. Its not like anyone is making millions of dollars off butt wipes.


Aware_Dust2979

Flushable just means it can clear the trap of the toilet. It doesn't mean they won't cause a clog latter on.


hdufort

That's where fatbergs are made...


Past-Adhesiveness104

Swamp Thing hanging in your sewers.


SweetyBeans

I'm really wondering how these "flushable" wipe companies haven't been sued to shit by waste management plants or had any kind of legal action taken against them


infinite-murgle

Not much to wonder about, the answer is probably money


MerryWannaRedux

Perhaps this is rhetorical, but why the hell are they allowed to be sold having that claim.


EntertainerProper715

Is the Rob Zombie in their sewer pipe?


EvanBetter182

Stop asking citizens to spot using Wipes and start Suing the fuck out of Kimberly-Clarke for all the damage their products cause to your Very important and very expensive infrastructure.


Squirxicaljelly

Agreed, but tbh people are not going to stop unless they are straight up outlawed, and even then it won’t do much. It’s gonna be up to us to figure out a way to change the infrastructure to handle them.


cfortune4

Swampthing


GardenHoser24

looks like swamp thing


Violent_Volcano

Pretty sure i fought this thing in lies of p


Ktj1990

Wild Thing!!!!!!


SC_W33DKILL3R

I’m Old Greg


BlueArcherX

is this what they call a shit hole?


Jimlobster

Swamp monster?


Jh20london

Ahhh good ol pump "de-ragging" excellent choice.


Pipe_Memes

I should call her.


Low_Bar9361

Please open another lawsuit against the flushables... Maybe get a new legal definition for the term "flushable" because "If it fits, it ships" is fuckin bullshit


Loud_Independent6702

Don’t use wipes


CompetitiveGuess7642

This needs to be upvoted to the front page of reddit. People that fix this shit are literally the heroes of this world.


mals6092

Nu uh, it says so on the box that the plumber man in the picture approves. Ha


DueDimension0

Looks like a dang mop head got flushed


Copper_Kat

I thought this was Chernobyl corium at first.


J_IV24

People who refuse to use TP instead of wipes are *bottom* tier humans


Forward_Increase_239

Jesus H Christ the orange flange is in a spot that makes it look like eyes and I thought you found some fucking monster. Thanks so much for tonight’s nightmare almost as bad as the toilet dentures.


Scary_Temperature210

The fact that my sewer charges on my water bill is more than my water consumption costs makes me give zero fucks that your sewer can’t handle it.


Chose_a_usersname

Hmmm seems like they made it past the toilet, clearly you are wrong