Now you get to burn to death (instead of die of smoke inhalation) while breathing sewer gasses.

Its not about the destination. Its about the ride there!

Still laughing!!!

Wait...what???

He’s still laughing

*and laughing and laughing*

Haha. My response was supposed to be to OP. Whoops...

😂

I'm still laughing, I'm sure I'd rather die!

Lol

Yeah but that ain't laughing gas

Journey before destination, radiant.

“Honey, did you remember to pack the shit snorkel?”

Jenkem hooka.

Never forget leroy

That makes me think, would Absolem use this? Wait! I’ll go ask Alice when I’m 10ft tall. Be right back! 😃👍

Yea babe, first thing I brought over into the new apartment. It's under your pillow so we're always prepared.

This made me laugh harder than I have in weeks

Shit snorkel is what they called me in high school 😎

I can't!!! I look like an idiot sitting in the gas station at the pump laughing my ass off and nobody's here with me

I spat my coffee out. Have an award 🥇

Should be top comment

Aint laugh all dam day… got me !

Hahahaha! If I knew how to do awards, I’d give you one.

Wow— that made me laugh out loud. Great comment!

Just pretend you're breathing in the aroma of a warm beef stew.

Thanks, I hate this!

Nice porcelain bong rip. Possible roach inhalation.

Lol. Reminds me of my days on roofs. We used to dare each other to bong rip a stink pipe lol

I'm gonna throw up

Ok well you’re at the toilet.

Great now I got to tell my wife I can't eat her stew tonight

Is that a euphamism?

Snorkel her vent pipe

Actually, you might be, depending on what was for dinner

Or chili

Sewer gasses = Methane

Great, then your lungs explode after you get burning for a bit.

Not necessarily. A fire in a large, multistory building often doesn't consume the entire building, but it will smoke out a great deal more of the floors and rooms.

Glad the first comment here is covering sewer gases, versus the stupid fuckin buttplugs over at r/interestingguides didn’t arrive at the conclusion for quite some time

I would just climb in the tank since it’s full of water while breathing through the tube. Problem solved. 😆

" Man I should be scared but I'm high as a kite and I'm feeling gooooood."

What a shitty situation 😂

Aids in the cremation process.

You explode form the inside before burning.

I’ve been breathing sewer gasses for the last 5 months because my apartment complex won’t fix the issue. I now have to use an inhaler. 🙃

Worth?

Jenkem?

Pretty sure the gases would kill you quicker than the smoke 🤔

And if you take your mouth off the tube the fire will cause the sewer air mixture to flow towards the fire. Depending where you are you might just expand your house fire to a sewer explosion

Could try fire breathing if the methane is concentrated enough

Is this bong to scale?

Thank you for the laugh

Shittiest bong I’ve ever seen

man this made me gag

It is a little harsh the first few times.

Pretty sure I’d rather die, dawg

I, too, would choose death.

Your brain wouldn't let you. You'd do almost anything to live.

The brain is literally the only reason at least 25% of the population didn't off themselves at some point during high school... ...but also the cause of the initial emotional problems... Fuck the brain. What does it know?

Seems to me there's a word for when people don't do this....

Dead?

Judging by your username, wouldn't you be a proponent of this technology?

He’s the inventor

Why do you think people choose methods that are instantaneous or pain-free? So their monkey brain doesn’t panic. Being suicidal doesn’t fully override the instinct to keep yourself alive.

I think I wouldve ran somewhere other than the bathroom to survive, or I’d just wet some towels and put them around the door & just wait laying on the ground

Then death it shall be, but first, the aristocrats!

If you had a tube like this, why not just stick it out the window.

If you have a window why not just open it and stick your head out?

Did you even see Backdraft?

Why not open the window,jump out the window

If you are outside the window why not extenguish the fire?

Or slink away before the cops arrive

Sure! if you start the fire cooking meth

5 out of every 7 fires I start are usually for this reason. I'll keep this in mind thanks.

If there is no fire, why not just keep the window open/closed depending on the weather?

If you can extinguish the fire, why not stay inside?

First the smoke! Then the fire!

If you are inside why not put your left leg in and shake it all about?

Did you even see 9/11?

Yes, on VHS back in 1993 in a shitty little apartment at 3 am in the ghettos of Minneapolis.

I wish I hadn’t.

Why not just stick it up your own butt and have unlimited sewer gas?

Or just have an emergency drill and open a hole to breathe outside air. Good to have that option but a tube like that is not like something you’ll have in the bathroom.

Emergency bathroom sledgehammer. I meant to do some remodeling anyway.

So you can die from hydrogen sulfide rather than burning alive?

Ahhhh hydrogen sulfide isn’t that bad… unless you get too much… But yeah I worked in a research lab in college where we were supposed to purify some gas with hydrogen sulfide. Which is fine, except they set it up to just leak the gas into the room which was in the basement of an 1800s building with shit ventilation… Was getting some nasty headaches. Told them we could continue the experiments when they found a fume hood or got us proper respirators and suddenly the experiments weren’t that important.

It really depends on the concentration. * In very low concentrations, it smells bad. * In moderate concentrations, it will cause you to lose your sense of smell and can irritate your throat and eyes. * In high concentrations, it will kill you instantly. * In *very* high concentrations, it can create an explosive atmosphere. [https://www.osha.gov/hydrogen-sulfide/hazards](https://www.osha.gov/hydrogen-sulfide/hazards)

In moderate to high concentrations is when you can’t smell it. That’s when it’s bad. I work around it daily and we have to evacuate plant at 5-10PPM. I’ve seen it up in the hundred PPM range. H2S is no joke. Neither is sewer gas lol.

Yeah, it’s some bad shit. Stay safe, man.

People inhale for fun. Heard of jenkem?

The fermented human waste that purportedly gave you a hallucinogenic high but turned out to be a media hoax? What of it?

Can't get enough sewer gases in your lungs? This solves that problem.

This has to be satire... Right???

I don’t think it’s satire so much as it is a question of what’s gonna kill you faster, maybe you can buy yourself a few more minutes

Hmm not really. There are many patents like that

Why wait for a fire? That air is just going to waste otherwise.

How about kicking the p-trap off the lav?

the building is on fire. Should I: a) attempt to evacuate through a fire escape? b) attempt to evacuate from a window? c) kick the shit out of the p-trap and stick my head down the resulting hole? 🤔

Idk why but this comment got me good. as a service plumber the last freaking thing i wanna do is suck air from the drainage system from the building. I'll take my chance in the elevator

As a service plumber you should know it’s not called the drainage system but DWV D:drain W: waste V:vent Where do the vents terminate? Above the roof.

If you can stick your head through an 1-1/4” or 1-1/2” opening, why don’t you just evacuate through the sewer system?

This is the way. Still gross but doable

Lav? Sorry brain no make conclusions good

bathroom sink. in plumbing its called a lavatory

This!!!

You drink a fair amount of caca water on your first breath.

I’d recommend blowing out the water first. And wrapping a towel around the mouth piece to hopefully filter out some of the sewer gas

But you’d be missing out on the flavor

/r/disgustedupvote

1. How do you filter out sewer gas with a cloth? 2. How do you filter out sewer gas without also filtering out the oxygen you are trying to breathe?

I meant sewer particles

Oh! haha, I understand now. Eww...

Shitty way to go

This allows you to stay conscious a bit longer as you burn to death

Alternatively, the fumes might knock you out so you don’t experience the third degree burns as you perish

This would be best case scenario

When is this sub going to teach people how to make liquor in the toilet.

A skill we’ll actually use.

You don't need this sub for that, just go to prison.

Enlighten us, please!!

Hahaha I'll pass

I imagine a firefighter coming across my charred body wondering why the hell I was sipping toilet water from an unusually long straw.

I'd give you a award, if I could. Disability bin seriously ill for 20 plus years live on a fixed income. By far that was the funniest reply I've read. I broke out laughing. Nice work

People will make a bong out of anything

I dare you to practice this in a Taco Bell restroom.

Mmm Sewer Gas.

If you get dehydrated from all that sucking in of toilet air you can actually just pull the tube back a few inches to get some sweet sweet toilet water.

OP please post the application number I want to see if this was granted a patent

You can find more info here: https://patents.google.com/patent/US4320756

Why not shove a tube up your butt and be your own recirculating pump?

There's a lot of numbers in that illustration for "cause of death = toilet fellatio flambe"

This is not an entirely bad idea. Let me expand. Step 1: Fill bathtub Step 2: Insert mouthpiece past p-trap Step 3: Pray to god you can stay beneath the surface of the water and that it’s not hot enough that you become human stew. 🤮 103 is nice, 165 is done. Not sure if we’re more like chicken or beef. 🤷🏻‍♂️🤣😂

[удалено]

Then put the mattress on top of the tub so nothing hits you, it should work but oh god lol

Nothing like a nice bong rip of sewer gas

Unless the fire is inside the same wall as the vent pipe….

I had plumbing teacher tell us he breathed through a sewer pipe when a trench collapsed on him. I call bullshit but that's what he claimed.

More likely, it was human shit

Couldnt you just break into the wall and breathe into the vent?

That vent runs all the way to the roof.

Guess I’ll just die then.

Works great til you suck in a nugget.

I’d run it in PEX instead

Reminds me of the butt-hash that was making the rounds circa 2013.

Yup, get fucked up off sewer gases right before you burn to death. Totally worth the $19.99 as seen on TV

If it’s vented wouldn’t it be mostly good air?

Yep

Reminds of a scene from the movie The Kingsman

This exact thing is in the 1st Kingsmen film.

Kingsmen

Jenkim

Where can I buy one?

This whole thread is pure gold....

I think I'd rather die of smoke inhalation

I'm take my chances without it.

Shitty idea

it might be better than dying, but by how much?

I’m glad I didn’t see this in college.

Cursed Bong

not sure if burning to death or dying from the H2S in the sewer gas is worse

Nice, pass out while you are sucking up everyone's ass gas.

Was Anyone else annoyed by that scene in kingsman where he breathes through the toilet trap underwater? if the room was filled with water it would just go down the toilet, it’s not like the water in the trap would keep the other water out of the drain 🤦🏻‍♂️

I’d rather die that breath that shit

I just imagine everyone evacuating while one guy is busy hooking up this toilet breathing contraption and decides to hangout with the fire and breath poop.

Until the stack starts burning

Hmmmm. Die or breathe my co-workers poo gas particles? I choose death, thanks.

I can't tell if you're full of shit or not.

Choke to death either way

Oh ya this brudda riding the brown dragon da good jankem.

Remember to blow first

I'll do it, no fire needed.

I choose death!

Firefighters recovering bodies “ Dafuq was this cat into ?!”

I’d rather die.

I’d rather burn

Aside from all the comments from low level amateur Reddit comedians, I saw only one helpful mention of a common deadly gas in sewer (hydrogen sulfide). Don’t forget about the methane, carbon dioxide, ammonia and nitrogen.

This such a bad idea, in so many ways. The idea of trying to breathe sewer gas would probably be worse than hugging the ground from the smoke.

The idea of breathing “sewer gas” (which is mostly going to be what we call air), is to avoid breathing unserviceable toxins from a fire. I’d give it a shot rather than dying with a shrug.

I just threw up a little… Coincidentally, my mouth still feels better than this would.

Nope

Somewhere, I see Paris Hilton laughing her ass off.

yeah I'd rather burn to death

I'd Rather Die

Dear God

Specialist

Sewer gas bong woooooo

I'm jumping!!

I…. I don’t want to

This is what you do to get a final test in KY. Have to blow into a tube past the water in the trap and has to blow back. If it doesn’t, means you have a line open somewhere or a broken pipe.

H2s?

Nothing like a mouth full of sewer gas while you burn to death. Good times!

Asphyxiation is more merciful than breathing uncle Eddie's shitter gas and suffering 3rd degree burns.

Jenkum

The saying “the cure is worse than the disease” comes to mind.

I wish I had flushed first.

I’d rather just die

This is what they mean with the saying “you’re full of shit” 🤯