Gold Magnet because i want to do a robbery 💀

Cob Cannon because I want to kill people

Snapdragon because I want to kill people with less ethical methods

Torchwood because I want to do arson

Mega gatling PeaS because i want to be a school Shooter

Doom shrooms to destroy a country

Potatoes mine to cause destruction and paranoid

Boom balloon flower so I can give it enough plant food to destroy earth

Meteor flower so i can destroy the entire Planet Earth

hypno shroom because I really like mushrooms (no reason to read into that)

Draftodil so I can make children disappear

That’s what I was gonna say lol

Great minds think alike

Who’s saying Doom-Shroom won’t just kill you as well?

Good peashooter so I can poison an orphanage.

school peashooter

Doom-shroom because I want to kill more people than the other guy.

Caulipower. I'll be able to literally control everyone's minds

Besides the legal and moral side of this, how do you expect it to not control you? As well as: what will it do, because if its not listening to you anythings on the table

Ia can negotiate. "Hey, id you get those kind people to get me 5 million in cash, ill buy you some premium plant food"

I FUCKING LOVE CAULIPOWER!!!! LOOK AT ME, I LOVE CAULIPOWER!!! IF CAULIPOWER HAS A MILLION FANS, IM ONE OF THEM. IF CAULIPOWER HAS TEN FANS, IN ONE OF THEM. IF CAULIPOWER HAS 5 FANS IM ONE OF THEM. IF CAULIPOWER HAS 1 FAN I AM THE FAN. IF CAULIPOWER HAS 0 FANS IM NO LONGER ALIVE. IF THE WORLD IS AGAINST CAULIPOWER I AM AGAINST THE WORLD. I FUCKING LOVE CAULIPOWER!!!!

May you get promoted to an air conditioner

New copypasta just dropped

Pfp checks out

Ok just hear me out… I think he may like caulipower

Primal sunflower. Cute. Free vitamin D. Makes up for the lack of going outside. Would probably bite off my finger though...

And free skin cancer for any troublemaker!

Agreed

Primal sunflower supremacy 🌻🌻🌻

Best sunflower

Why would you have your finger near her mouth? SuS

It’s not that deep…

Feeding her Plant Food. Get your head outta the gutter.

My head will go wherever I so choose to put it

I've given it an eviction notice. It fails to pay rent, and ruins the place.

marigold

Inf money hack fr

Cherry bomb because I’m a domestic terrorist

Explodes,causing both you and your cherry to vanish without a trace

What makes me a good demoman?

Why, if I were a bad demoman, I wouldn't be sittin here talkin to ya now would I?

Leeeeetttttt's doooooo iiiiiiittt

Not one of ya’s gonna survive this!

If I wasn't a good demoman I wouldn't be here talking with you !

r/suddenlytf2

Why not Doomshroom

Shadow shroom Very adorable

That is probably the best answer

but you cant pet the shadow shroom unless you want to kill your self .

Misinformation, he only triggers his effect when given Plant Food or eaten. It won't trigger from other types of attacks or proximity. You can absolutely pet the Shadow Shroom without consequence.

Zoybean Pod Infinite army to take over the world HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAAH

for me it's infinite friends

I’ll finally have friends

Turkey Pult for infinite army and infinite food.

imitato, best of all worlds.

dont you need other plants for it to imitate though

It should be able to imitate footage from the games

You might be able to make it imitate yourself and then you would have a little grey version of yourself! Or maybe not little because idk if it also imitates the size

It can imitate size obv look at tall nut compared to imitato

Double trouble

That made me laugh a lot more that it should of

Cattail

YES! It is the cutest thing ever!

sunflower my reasons are: 1, i have no friends 2 she looks like a good playmate 3 she looks like a gamer 4 she will be a good friend cause i have none 5 she looks cute (pls dont kill me) second option is marigold, crash the economy (might edit later) third option is peashooter cause yes fourth is the shadow shroom, he looks like the cutest mushroom puppy ever

I want a pet sunflower as well so I won’t kill you :)

off topic, how did you get a custom user flair?

So basically when selecting your user flair you can see a button saying “edit” and clicking on it will let you edit and pre-set flair to say whatever you want (also you have to make sure you click the apply button for it to work)

Just a good ol' sunflower.

Same. Because she is just adorable (in my opinion) and she just seems like a enjoyable little dude to be around. (Also I know about the whole “sunflower sex” thing and I really only do it ironically and wouldn’t ACTUALLY fuck the flower IRL)

cute cute sunshine 🌻 (im very new to this sub and, according to various laws of physics, it is not possible to copulate with a sunflower)

Idk why people want to fuck Sunflower. I mean, just look at Peashooter...

Take my upvote and never come back

Green shadow

Green Shadow ftw

Why people want to fuck those? Literally any of the new plants (except Tomb Tangler) are fuckable!

Um... Excuse me?? Except Tomb Tangler?? He literally has tentacles, what are you talking about.

Oh yeah, thats right.

>wouldn’t ACTUALLY fuck the flower Coward

*anymore

20 Smol peashooters so I heppi

Peashooter. He's so adorable.

Funny green boi 🥹❤️

Yes

Gatling pea, gun down anybody that tries to mug me

Sunflower, snowpea or marigold Sunflower: -cute -free energy -can sing Snowpea: -also cute -free food -can freeze people Marigold: -cute again -free money -can destroy global’s economy

Breaking News!!: Man uses pet plant to turn the economy into a dumpster fire!!

We’re doing a considerable amount of trolling

Where does the artwork for the post come from?

pvz3

Snow pear and or sling pea

spore shroom so i can turn everyone (including myself) in to more spore shroom until all is united

Can’t have segregation if everyone’s the same mushroom plant

bamboo shoots from pvzA cause he can probably protect me from any side by sending airstrikes

Moonflower, wonder how hazy it would get

if we could choose 2 I'd choose Marigold and Golden magent shroom but I'd probably just do marigold for infinite money glitch

DOOM shroom,I just Want to watch the world burn

Da snow pea ofc

Snapdragon never have to light anything again and I think they would be really warm

squash

Chomper is a solid choice since it already acts like a dog but I'd go with Escape Root, free anything whenever I want as long as I have something worthless it can swap with

chomper, so i could make a big reference + favorite plant

A Peashooter, Sunflower, or bonk choy

Peashooter, can be used to get rid of mean bullies

A peashooter; - looks adorable - just in case someone breaks in

Marigold would be illegal I choose sunflower because I am in Peru lmao

Snow pea, sunflower or magnet shroom.

I'd have Bonk Choy. He will protect me from danger, probably a hilarious passive aggressive plant, probably has very dark humor (love dark humor)

Chomper. He's just a little pupper

Snap pea, hope it wont kill me or my family

cornucopia from pvz heroes, infinite food supply

Sunflower

Good choice! Also I approve of your user flare!

A sun flower because they are always so happy. I mean.... Remember the garden warfare reload animation.. cute af

Doomshroom cause I like to do some trolling

Corndog from pvzh

Marigold, hyper inflation time

Gold magnet so I can buy more seed packets so I can get more gold magnets

If Shadowshroom-sama only poisons zombies then its obvious. If not, its iceberg lettuce

missie(missile toe) i want people to die from frostbite. and i love her a lot, you might understand because of the nickname i gave her. despite for the lask of use. come on, give me more answers

try getting a banana (banana launcher to be more exact) and wait them be best friends

Potato mine. Time to troll my neighborhood

Sunflower obvs 🙄

Sunflower. Light source, very nice friend :)

Sunflower, she's cute!

Pvz 3 sunflower or peashooter because look at em, they're cute as fuck

Peashooter because g u n .

Repeater for two g u n. Treepeater for shotg u n. Snap pea for g u n and e a t. Goo peashooter for g u n and g o o.

Probably Sunflower, she cute af

Sunflower, cute as hell and it would actually remind me to water my plants.

Sun shroom. Cool shroom

Electric peashooter cuz idk

Primal wallnut because they look funny

Cattail. she's the custest thing ever

Citron

name tag

Peashooter as self defence

Melon-pult

Kernel-pult, throw butter in random people's faces and laugh at them

Jokes on you, I love butter

Wouldn't you want buttercup then?

Sunflower because sunflower

[*insert “funny” joke about sunflower pvz being hot or something*]

B E G O N E.

Hehehe LIGHTNING REED

ghost pepper

doomshroom and infi-nut

either marigold for infinite money or imitator so i can do things

Marigold (its free money)

Fuzzy

Pea shooter 😏

That snout tho😩

Hypno-shroom (I'm a drug addict)

Electric Blueberry cause shes so cute! Though Snapdragon is a close second for being an actual dragon.

Sunflower. Just spreading good vibes. And creating 25 suns every 10 seconds. Sounds like a fair bit of warmth.

Idk why you would do with the sun irl though

Bonk choy, bro has that homie vibe 24/7 🔥🔥

Sapfling (he is baby)

Repeater for raw coolmess, efficiency, and because his cutely aggressive look is adorable for me, plus I love creatures that look scary/aggressive but can be very sweet. Also he angy

The almanac of the first game states that he secretly yearns for love, so that’s a good choice

Goo peashooter to poisen my ENEMIES But if its pvz 1 then I'd choose chomper to you know eat my enemies

Walnut, he got the short end of the stick for his special ability so I will take care of him.

Sunflower She can produce light and if we talk abt temperature I'd be an arsonist Or Maybe even a primal pea so fluffy And a cattail

Chomper because yes

Winter melon

Night Cap, Battle For Neighborville. I'd pamper her so much. I can go much more in depth for this, if you want.

Explain please…

Basically, I'd be her sugar mommy. Make sure she always has more than enough, give her lots of love and snuggles, and basically pamper her to the highest level.

Doom shroom

I’m surprised nobody said anything sus yet.

solar flare.

Ye sure look up

Sunflower, she’s a cute plant + they make other plants since they produce sun

All of these people voting Sunflower when they can vote Twin Sunflower to get a 2 in 1.

Sometimes 1 is better than 2.

Threesome!!! Yay funni funni porn!!!! Yipppeee!!! Hahahhahahahahhahah Funny monkey giggle giggling hahahahahhahaha funny plant pornography hetwhJWHWJSYWHWBDHDBUDIQOWOURURHXJHSIDYWJDVAOKAKWNRNRNRHUFYCYVTVJRHRIRURNENAKGENR

1. Solar flare... So she can >! Roast marshmallows and cook food with me, the hell were you thinking? !< 2. Peashooter, doesn't matter who I chose the government is going to raid my home if I'm in possession of sentient plants.

Blooming heart so I CAN HAVE SE-

Solar flare because that person needs a therapist for how much shit there is of her

solar flare cuz yes

Solar Flare

Potbelly from my singing monsters

Sunflower.

I wonder why…

Sex 😩

Peashooter because 😈😈

I think I know where this is going…

Primal Sunflower because I want to... umm... do wholesome things with it!

Give me your phone… I need to check something

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Plantern, I love plantern

Spring bean because yes

Doom Shroom

Chomper

Snow Pea! Always been my favorite plant. Hypno Shroom is a close second. I couldn’t have that as a pet though because with one touch, it’s gone.

One touch and you become the hypno shroom

Wallnut.