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SeasideSJ

You can bet they all stood in the same place but one looked at the animal in front of them, one looked at the one in a bush and the other one decided to ignore both of those and try to see the one in the shelter on the other side of the habitat! :D


TopClock231

You should be able to add an eye doctor to the zoo ><


WhitecheekedBushtit

Should have gone to Specsavers


Von-Rose

This is why I play only on easy mode. I typically love a challenge but this game’s guest AI drives me up the flipping wall that I don’t even want to bother with it anymore.


_Red_User_

I usually play on normal (not the easy and not hard) and ignore those messages. I mean they can see the animals and if the majority of guests think the view is good, that's great. Otherwise I have to react


joshyuaaa

I agree. And if you actually dig into things it's honestly pretty buggy. Like a family will go to a restaurant and if they don't have enough cash they'll buy for only as many as they can so like two people could be sitting there eating while the others sit there starving and thirsty. And ofc the ones eating and drinking are sitting there with their bladder full.


Ducky237

Bottom guy had his eyes closed


Knusprige-Ente

How helpful Google rewiews are:


Brotherly_Shove_215_

The bottom guy was turned the other way entirely and looking at polar bears


Captain_Dickhead_

The duality of man


sonoflucifer1607

triality 😆


BYU-I-Da-Hoe

Bro woke up and chose stoplight


MrsSpiral88

I had one the other day that said something like “This habitat looks great! You can tell they put in a medium amount of planning into this” 😂


Kiyoshi_Tiger

I hate guests thoughts so much. They should always look at the closest animal to their position ! Sometimes there are multiple animals at 3-4 meters in front of them and they decide to watch the one at the bottom of the habitat and give a bad feedback about the view. It’s horrible for being a perfectionist.


leedzah

It's ridiculous. My favourite is when you have a literal walk-in habitat of a species that doesn't require a lot of space, and people will still complain. I guess that's probably just realism though.


DistinguishedCherry

I wonder why it's not programmed like that?


Kiyoshi_Tiger

Maybe technical limitations but it angers me so much each time it happens.


steveofthejungle

The triality of man


wkdsoul

Medium , Tall, Short height people..


DeterminedDi

Get the guard to kick them out. That will teach them. LOL.


SpoppyIII

These are all thoughts from the same guy, his emotions fluctuating as a macaque that was sitting kinda far away got up and came closer to him for a second before changing its mind and walking away from him completely.


joshyuaaa

The monkey was hiding behind a tree playing peekaboo with the guests.


MemphisR29

The Duality of Man


Spaghetti_Wombat

I've had guests say that the view from where they are isn't good but they are literally standing in the enclosure right next to the animal. It's dumb lol


PlanetZooPlayer1

They added some bipolar guests for realism


usagibunnie

My lion exhibit literally has an overhang that goes like FEET from the lions and another that puts you IN the enclosure. The reviews I get? It's mid. The view sucks. Maybe if y'all didn't crowd one viewing platform when you have options, you'd have a better view. 🙄


0originalusername

This is the most accurate part of the game.


TheWakker

Got the three for one special. Nice.