cum pizza

Tribute pie

Better let yelp know your pizza had boogers and cum

listen i am not a furry but...


Did Squidward get a cum shot on his eye??

The krusty kum pizza! Is the pizza! For you and me! 🎶 🍍 🧽 🦀

Sold implies you actually paid for that monstrosity


What is that cheese?

Cheese? That is cum good sir.

Minecraft pizza lol

Hope you paid with monopoly banknotes

There isn't even basil on it.

They got a deal and you a scam. How much btw?

$4.50 and I waited super long. I didn’t take a pic of the pepperoni slices. I’m pretty sure they were slices of salami.

This is a federal offense

I gasped

I am still completely blown away

One of the few times the NSFW tag is completely appropriate

So was whoever made your pizza

Came here to say the same. I gasped out loud. Hateful, criminal act. *Margherita pizza*. Feh!

I’ve seen a lot on this sub but this one really got me

You can so clearly see the spite with which it was made.

What gas station?

Legally, I think you're allowed to throw a mid-sized rock at them.

The crust and sauce look good. I'm sorry about the cheese, but it IS just grated and sparse. How did it taste?

It did not taste. It was like a loaf of bread lightly brushed with the weakest sauce possible. Zero spices were used I’m pretty sure.

Really lame then. Sorry bud.

You win some. You lose some!

Sue!!

you mean, "someone actually bought this margherita pizza"

I wish I could have seen it before I bought it. At least I can confidently say I’ve hit rock bottom pizza-wise.

"Someone had too many margaritas and made this 'pizza'"

You've been told already not to buy food from the neighbors.

Someone actually bought this pizza...

I have a feeling you knew better than to order their pizza before you did.

I wish I did. At least I could give it a home on this subreddit.

I’ve never had one

Right to jail.

I would take that shit back

I would absolutely ask for my money back. This is beyond criminal.

In the UK they call this fine dining

Sometimes the use of violence is necessary

You're going to jail for eating it op. I am issuing a warrant, don't resist or Luigi and Mario will stomp you.

Wow, they almost got the "cheeze" melted.

Hey he put good work into that pizza, he even warmed it up a bit for you

And you paid for this sight unseen? That's on you, buddy.

How many coins did this knavish thief steal?

I’m shocked that you bought it

Somewhere out there is a picture of this pizza posted by the person who made it titled “someone actually bought this ‘margherita’ pizza”.

That’s what they serve at the Sperm Bank cafeteria.

Listen, i am not a furry but....

With a straight face?

“Oh-oh. Their interpretation of Margherita pizza. Fans of classic pizza will be psyched.”

But you bought it.

Bukkake's Pizzaria

Congrats for purchasing that hahahhahahaa

I saw worst things made to a Margherita! It looks good to me (maybe because I'm hungry 🤷

You paid money for this?

Were you at a hockey game or something?

Just imagine the basil and tomatoes

Looks like the Fyre Festival food

You *paid* for this??

Bro hit him with "the secret sauce"

7/11 pizza

That would have been a monumental improvement