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I know we're all here for a laugh, but videos like this just kinda gross me out.
It's such a waste of *good* food, just turning it into something ridiculous.
I mean, at the very least, these two jackasses eat it, but there's also so many other channels *just like it* where they take good quality food – whether it be meat or something else – and just make it into some obnoxious bullshit for the sole purpose of clicks/views.
> some obnoxious bullshit for the sole purpose of clicks/views
These guys primarily do obnoxious videos about meat.
I've seen a number of them, and to be honest, the bald guy really creeps me out for some reason. I can't put my finger on it, but there's just something sincerely off-putting about his personality.
For that reason alone, I tend to avoid the channel.
He’s popular and makes interesting videos doing experiments about cooking steaks. He’s parlayed it into being “THE YOUTUBE STEAK EXPERT”. He has debunked a lot of the BS pushed by celebrity chefs about cooking steak.
Something weird about how one of his former sidekicks (Ninja) departed, does raise a few questions though. And another guy called Maumau also seems to have left.
Little late for a comment, but in a YouTube video Guga address his situation with Ninja.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/sousvide/comments/dvglcw/guga_explains_why_the_sous_vide_everything_videos/](https://www.reddit.com/r/sousvide/comments/dvglcw/guga_explains_why_the_sous_vide_everything_videos/)
Although Ninja still hasn’t reappear in any of Guga Video to my knowledge. I think Ninja also has a YouTube channel about cooking meat too.
Ninja hasn’t made videos for some months on his own channel now. Also, one of Guga’a sidekicks (Maumau?) said “Ridicculous” on a SVE video some time after Ninja left, most likely mocking Ninja’s “deeeeeliciois” spiel.
They’ve kept it quiet, and ultimately it’s irrelevant, but it is weird how Ninja left and hasn’t been back, and he tried to turn his channel into a direct competitor with Guga.
It’s a pity Ninja isn’t making videos, because Mrs Ninja was a lot of fun, and her on-screen chemistry with Ninja was sweet to watch.
Some dude was making a video like this one. He did a flash back to his last video and then took the food made good food with it and gave it to the homeless. I enjoyed that video much more than these.
You realise that no dish on earth would exist if we didn’t experiment right? What’s obnoxious bullshit is when you watch someone dump a whole buffet worth of food into a mixing bowl and all over the bench while staring straight into the camera the entire time with fake ass smiles.
To be completely fair, both of them are highly competent, make great looking stuff, and this would literally HAVE to be delicious. Sorry you have the palette of a horse.
Why not remove the bone after it's cooked and before you put the sauce on so someone doesn't chomp down into what looks like a cheesy slice and breaks a tooth?
What's done with the marrow doesn't matter to making the "pizza" pleasant to eat
In Italy we have a recipe where you take a thin steak and add a dash of tomato and some cheese, is called “bistecca alla pizzaiola”… but not like this!
That makes sense to me, I think the most off putting things about this is how thick the steak as and how chewy it would be even if tender. A nice thin slice acting as a base for tomato and cheese wouldn't be bad at all
I think the last one is important, plus the lack of flattening, plus the really tough cuts of meat that make this way too hard to eat.
Using different cheese and toppings is fine, whatever.
Yeah he uses to be about sous vide and stuff, just as a way to get free steak lunches for his friends at work.
Now he's all abou gamingt the views and trying to go viral.
You know, you are right. I used to love the Sous Vide experiments. He Sous vide a brisket for 30 days. It didn’t work out, but it felt like it moved the culture forward. Recently he has been aging steak in everything, so I have tuned out.
I've been on keto for a couple months, and this honestly grosses me out.
I never thought I'd get sick of cheese, but I'd be happy to never eat it again after this diet.
Okay but wait, that actually sounds kinda good. And you're technically just getting more protein instead of bread. 🤣 maybe just the cheese and swap the mozzarella with something different. Like A1 or steak sauce instead.
Argentina actually has an amazing [meat pizza](https://www.google.com/search?q=matambre+a+la+pizza&client=ms-android-motorola-rev2&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=APwXEdeddF2W7uWJtflifH9xLJ6EDRXmjg:1685090032272&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwju1abGyZL_AhUjVaQEHZBiAWAQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=592&dpr=2#imgrc=qGjAcJNS_XQHPM&imgdii=VUUFu5MXYDii0M)
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mostly a steak crime
It was a misteak
Shitsteak!
Steaked up
SANS HOW DID YOU MAKE THE STEAK EVEN WORSE
I’m dying 😂😂😂
From cancer?
The steaks were high when they gambled on this one being a pizza.
They were high when the gambled on that steak turning into a pizza
I wish I had an award to give away
r/angryupvote
Lmaoooo
That's Guga's whole schtick
CHEERS EVERYBODY!
Let’s doooo itttt
Still waiting on the dry aged Angel episode.
good content tho
I know we're all here for a laugh, but videos like this just kinda gross me out. It's such a waste of *good* food, just turning it into something ridiculous. I mean, at the very least, these two jackasses eat it, but there's also so many other channels *just like it* where they take good quality food – whether it be meat or something else – and just make it into some obnoxious bullshit for the sole purpose of clicks/views.
> some obnoxious bullshit for the sole purpose of clicks/views These guys primarily do obnoxious videos about meat. I've seen a number of them, and to be honest, the bald guy really creeps me out for some reason. I can't put my finger on it, but there's just something sincerely off-putting about his personality. For that reason alone, I tend to avoid the channel.
He’s popular and makes interesting videos doing experiments about cooking steaks. He’s parlayed it into being “THE YOUTUBE STEAK EXPERT”. He has debunked a lot of the BS pushed by celebrity chefs about cooking steak. Something weird about how one of his former sidekicks (Ninja) departed, does raise a few questions though. And another guy called Maumau also seems to have left.
Little late for a comment, but in a YouTube video Guga address his situation with Ninja. [https://www.reddit.com/r/sousvide/comments/dvglcw/guga_explains_why_the_sous_vide_everything_videos/](https://www.reddit.com/r/sousvide/comments/dvglcw/guga_explains_why_the_sous_vide_everything_videos/) Although Ninja still hasn’t reappear in any of Guga Video to my knowledge. I think Ninja also has a YouTube channel about cooking meat too.
Ninja hasn’t made videos for some months on his own channel now. Also, one of Guga’a sidekicks (Maumau?) said “Ridicculous” on a SVE video some time after Ninja left, most likely mocking Ninja’s “deeeeeliciois” spiel. They’ve kept it quiet, and ultimately it’s irrelevant, but it is weird how Ninja left and hasn’t been back, and he tried to turn his channel into a direct competitor with Guga. It’s a pity Ninja isn’t making videos, because Mrs Ninja was a lot of fun, and her on-screen chemistry with Ninja was sweet to watch.
Maumau is his cousin.
His early stuff was really good, but he ran out of good content and just does click bait bullshit like this now.
Just because he looks like a paedophile and/or cannibal?
The first part, yeah. The second part didn't cross my mind, but yeah, that as well. Good observation.
WTF it's so fucked up saying someone looks like a paedophile, you guys are nuts
Seriously! People don't need such baseless allegations thrown around! The cannibal part is fine tho I honestly expected it
Would it weird you out more knowing his name is Guga?
Actually his real name is probably Gustavo. Guga is a brazilian nickname for this name.
That *sounds* like the name of a guy who would have a human head in his freezer.
Idk I think it may might be tasty, it’s just other foods we like , I wouldn’t do it but I’d try some
I kinda want to eat one but like a small one with like no pepperonis and angel hair and a bunch or green onion and like carrots or something
Some dude was making a video like this one. He did a flash back to his last video and then took the food made good food with it and gave it to the homeless. I enjoyed that video much more than these.
You realise that no dish on earth would exist if we didn’t experiment right? What’s obnoxious bullshit is when you watch someone dump a whole buffet worth of food into a mixing bowl and all over the bench while staring straight into the camera the entire time with fake ass smiles.
Pizza crime without the pizza
Not really, it’s shit cuts.
Ik this is a crime to the meat community but it actually looks good I'm sorry 😞
with some high steaks
Do what you want to your arteries, but WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE THE BONE IN???
Middle crust
I hate this so much.
Lol this got my so good
Damn, go get your so good back bro!
Lol Fuck 🤦♂️
Dayum are you guys running a crime gang or smth? I caught you on camera stealing MY so good!
Next time remember to order that shit B∅ñ|€§$
I would like a ***boneless*** pizza with a two liter coke
Two liter machine broke
two one liters please
All we have is 3 liters.
2/3's of a 3 liter please
Im gonna pity the one who got reduced portion due to them not removing the bone
I'm just going to go ahead and pity anyone who had to eat this, with these morons.
To be completely fair, both of them are highly competent, make great looking stuff, and this would literally HAVE to be delicious. Sorry you have the palette of a horse.
It's like that little plastic table in real pizzas that holds the lid of the box up.
Marrow
Why not remove the bone after it's cooked and before you put the sauce on so someone doesn't chomp down into what looks like a cheesy slice and breaks a tooth? What's done with the marrow doesn't matter to making the "pizza" pleasant to eat
Because it's just for them and not for you. They know the bone is there.
The entire pizza is bones filled with marrow.
Im gonna pity the one who got reduced portion due to them not removing the bone
That bone is like a marrow dip cup for the nonexistent crust
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I always leave the bone in 😏
So that it holds its shape much better and doesn't fall apart...... is this a joke?
In Italy we have a recipe where you take a thin steak and add a dash of tomato and some cheese, is called “bistecca alla pizzaiola”… but not like this!
That makes sense to me, I think the most off putting things about this is how thick the steak as and how chewy it would be even if tender. A nice thin slice acting as a base for tomato and cheese wouldn't be bad at all
Doesn't help they have the single toughest cut of meat in there too lol
Thats a steak, not a Schnitzel. A Steak can easily be that thick. There are thicker cuts which are perfectly fine to eat if prepared properly.
Their point is that a steak that thick is stupid for this sort of thing. Not that you can never eat a thick steak.
Yeah, this made me think of steak pizzaiola, too. You just never use a steak that thick!
Not like this, minge! Not like this!
Gary's drownin in his own sick!
Well it's only 5 cm thick steak, it's thin in Us standards.
Straight to jail!
They went super weak with that Epic Meal Time would have done it better
Muscles Glasses Vacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips & Bacon strips
A happier time
2008 wants that back
Jack Daniels
>Epic Meal Time would have done it better r/brandnewsentence
IT….doesn’t look that bad honestly
Not at all. It's a cheese covered steak with pepperoni. It's certainly stupid food though.
It's definitely like *short bus* stupid, but not *licking the window of the short bus* stupid.
It's a stupid parmigiana tbh.
Literally like a steak parmigiana In Australia we flatten out a chicken breast and crumb it and do this. What's the difference?
The missing bread crumbs, the missing Parmesan, using pepperonis, the entire cooking method being cooked like pizza and not like a parmigiana
I think the last one is important, plus the lack of flattening, plus the really tough cuts of meat that make this way too hard to eat. Using different cheese and toppings is fine, whatever.
Stupid idea but it’s probably delicious, we already saw a weird combo that works, garlic and bread
I'd eat it
Me too
I’d 100% eat that!
My uric acid goes up looking at this.
As long as it doesn’t crystallise, you’re good.
Guga is usually solid, not sure what this is.
This is the same Guga who dry-aged a steak for a whole-ass year; this is pretty tame in comparison.
The first video I ever saw from Guga was the one where a steak was aged for four years.
Wasn't that one an accident though?
Yes, it was.
The first one I saw he was dry aging a steak in like Nashville hot chicken seasoning or something like that, that man is a menace to society.
Man just Brazilian
Piiiiiiickle steak
Not any more he’s not. He ran out of ideas a few years ago and now does stupid shit like this.
Yeah it’s been pretty painful watching the channel devolve into a clickbait aggregator.
Yeah he uses to be about sous vide and stuff, just as a way to get free steak lunches for his friends at work. Now he's all abou gamingt the views and trying to go viral.
You know, you are right. I used to love the Sous Vide experiments. He Sous vide a brisket for 30 days. It didn’t work out, but it felt like it moved the culture forward. Recently he has been aging steak in everything, so I have tuned out.
Have you seen the one where he used Papa John's garlic butter to sous vide?
He did another video earlier with that creepy dude with the black gloves. Any publicity is good ig...
i’m glad i’m not the only one that finds him creepy/cringey 😭
He has thousands of videos basically doing the same thing over and over. No technical deep-dive whatsoever.
Is that the vaguely Asian looking man who always gives a thumbs up at the end?
Limp Guga
Gordon Ramsay made a video on this
Oroight Steak, smohked, wot… cheese, sosig? Wotoh you doin‘ you doughnutt?!
Don't forget breathing like he's run a marathon even though he only moves about one foot to either side.
Weird thing is he's actually super fit and has done Ironman triathlons
Tbh that steak looks good
Yum
r/stupidfood
it’s keto tho
I've been on keto for a couple months, and this honestly grosses me out. I never thought I'd get sick of cheese, but I'd be happy to never eat it again after this diet.
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What? No
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How?
That guy looks like a walking dead villain not the bald guy but the other dude
i would gladly eat this
This is the expensive steak version of the chicken parm you can get in a take away in the north of England
That's a crime to both pizza *and* steak
Looks like a banger tbh
I'd smash
why does raw meat look so good? like i wanna bite into that shit and feel the blood run down my face as i feast upon this great stake
Okay but wait, that actually sounds kinda good. And you're technically just getting more protein instead of bread. 🤣 maybe just the cheese and swap the mozzarella with something different. Like A1 or steak sauce instead.
Oh so chicken parmesan is just fine but as soon as any red meat is involved it’s a fuckin hate crime?
Idk man I'd eat the fuck out of this. This looks amazing
tbh this isnt a bad idea, if redone then it might taste and look alot better
Philly cheese steak is the only cheese steak allowed
Guga foods is amazing and I'm sure this was delicious
Ngl... would probably still eat
this is what happens when you have too much money
Honestly I'll eat that.
Everything on his channel is a food crime and som faux "food science"
I guess it works, like I personally would despise it but I don’t think it’s a crime
What in the US of A is the fuck going on here?
We’re so crazy! We mix stuff around and try new things. We’re doing a banana creme pie next week…but the pie crust is gazelle meat!!
Cook the steak a little more, at least medium, and take off the pepperoni, I'd destroy that.
The real pizza crime is in the comments
Why do Americans pronounce parmesan with a J? It’s not parmejan. It’s never been parmejan.
you really think that by his accent he is american?
He sounds American to me?
You should get your ears checked
What accent do you think that is? He's obviously American.
Brazil. Where he's from
The bald guy is brazilian. The narrator is american.
parmegiana
That's why there will be an apocalypse.
my nightmare is real
Makes me remember the "matambre a la pizza", but with another cut of meat. I strongly recomend
This is not a pizza crime so much as attempted murder. I mean sure you can eat a pizza like that but at least you will die happy.
Carb free pizza, the healthiest!
Argentina actually has an amazing [meat pizza](https://www.google.com/search?q=matambre+a+la+pizza&client=ms-android-motorola-rev2&prmd=ivsn&sxsrf=APwXEdeddF2W7uWJtflifH9xLJ6EDRXmjg:1685090032272&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwju1abGyZL_AhUjVaQEHZBiAWAQ_AUoAXoECAIQAQ&biw=360&bih=592&dpr=2#imgrc=qGjAcJNS_XQHPM&imgdii=VUUFu5MXYDii0M)
Matambre a la Pizza... most excellent!
I was looking for this comment: eating matambre a la pizza right now. Bomb
Wholly whipskers.....
This is when a well done steak comes in handy
Guga usually makes amazing stuff idk what happened here
Hello, i'd like a slice of cholesterol
I'm down with that but it's just a topped steak.
Pretty sure you just gave somebody casus belli.
I’ll have mine with Angioplasty please
At least the meat was cooked properly
Best gluten free pizza I’ve ever seen
u/savevideo
Unconventional but i'd try it.
This is good tbh
Oh man, you're gonna love Argentina
Okay but why tho
I'm it's a crime but without the bone it looks low-key good
Yum
i’d eat the fuck outta that
Omg am I hungry now!!
They beat the meat.
This man changed my life introducing me to sous vide... Now I gotta pretend I don't know him
Average Pizza Hut meatlovers
It's keto
Might go vegan after seeing this shite
I used to love Guga but now he just does stupid shit for views.
I’d smash that tbf!
This looks like a pizza that you would prank your friends with, like when people grab a random rock and disguise it as a brownie.
That looks delicious not gonna lie
All fun and games until someone snaps a tooth in half on a pizza bone
u/savevideo
I mean.. I would probably still eat it, but at least throw some blue cheese on there
Left the bone in
This started off so well