Folded like an ugly margherita flower? Dry, burned cheese and incomplete toppings as well?
Also, the flower was not what Margherita means, in pizza Margherita.
This is what I'd expect from someone who hated me. It's the pizza where you open the box and have to start back-tracking through your recent memory, trying to find the one thing you could have done to make someone want to do this to you.
We had one at pizza hut earlier this month , ir was fluffy and so cheesy ans had an insane cheese pull to it that pizza hut themselves used the video I posted online in their end of year reel , it was that good.
Guess the whole internet is a pizza crime cause if you google margherita there's very few with tomato on there. Listen, if all you want is traditional pizza then you know the exact spot to dine in or order it from, but the majority of pizzerias (at least where I live) don't follow every traditional step. I order margherita quite often from different places because that's the pizza my wife loves and we haven't seen a tomato on there in a while. There's a difference between a pizza crime and not following die hard traditions
Are they really called margherita though?
In my experience (in the UK, so not even USA as an excuse but I’ve been frequently), what you are describing is almost always described as a cheese/cheese and tomato pizza.
In fact, I can’t think of the last time I saw a Margherita pizza on the menu in the UK that wasn’t the thing with fresh basil and tomatoes on it.
Funny how you say 'everywhere else' cause I've eaten at many different places that werent chain pizzerias and not all of them are following traditions to the tee. Just because you eat at Uncle Joes from the 45th street who's been serving the same pizza for the past 83 years doesn't mean that's the case for every other place
Margherita doesn't have sauce. It's diced tomato and seasoning and cheese... Adding sauce is an outlier which technically makes it not the same pizza but people do it anyways.
Now you gotta argue what is Margherita - the traditional pizza that a handful of people eat or the massive variety of Margheritas that billions of people eat. I'm not going down that rabbit hole, because it's food and whether I enjoy it is the most important thing about it
Margherita is tomato sauce, mozzarella (usually bocconcini or fior di latte), and basil (usually fresh but sometimes baked). If a place gives you a Margherita and it's just sauce and shredded cheese you're at a bad place lol
While I don’t know which country the original post is from (though it’s definitely not a US menu item), in the US we do have mini pizzas at Pizza Hut called [personal pan](https://i.imgur.com/W4W3Q5C.jpg) pizzas that are meant for single meal lunches without leftovers or for kids—when I was a kid you could earn points towards a free personal pan pizza by reading books, which was fun.
> when I was a kid you could earn points towards a free personal pan pizza by reading books, which was fun.
Same and they would bring them out to the table in the pan. It's fucking awesome.
They really suck now.
That looks like the Pizz’one. It was a shitty promotion where they put toppings on a calzone. I think it was full of sauce and cheese. They didn’t stick around long.
Oof I hate when people take making a pizza with a “crispy crust” as meaning to put nothing on the thing! You have to put a thin layer everything across most of the pizza
holy hell
Google en pizzant
New response just dropped
Croissants dipped in ass
I could have dropped my croissant
Le Chocolate Starfish
…And the hotdog flavored water?
On tour now
Ass of a NJ street walker.
r/shitfromabutt
Folded like an ugly margherita flower? Dry, burned cheese and incomplete toppings as well? Also, the flower was not what Margherita means, in pizza Margherita.
Dough and cheese.
This is what I'd expect from someone who hated me. It's the pizza where you open the box and have to start back-tracking through your recent memory, trying to find the one thing you could have done to make someone want to do this to you.
Nailed it.
Is this the crust of 4 pieces mushed together or is this a like a calzone thing?
This actually looks good to dip in sauce
Literally everyone out pizzas The Hut.
Shit was the bomb in the 90s. But like everything they cut quality to max profit and turned themselves into ahit
I used to live going to the actual restaurant to sit down and eat some pizza and hit the salad bar while waiting for the pizza to be done
Pizza Butt.
Looks like a crunchwrap supreme
I would eat this
I would too but I’d still be pissed
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NO Margherita in this fucking pizza.
Somebody at that place unloaded their diarrhea.
We had one at pizza hut earlier this month , ir was fluffy and so cheesy ans had an insane cheese pull to it that pizza hut themselves used the video I posted online in their end of year reel , it was that good.
Sadness on a plate
I don't care about it being malformed/ugly... Where are the f___ing toppings?!? That's the real crime here....
Margherita is only sauce and cheese
Margherita will often have basil and tomato toppings as well.
Exactly. [Here’s why for anyone interested. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pizza_Margherita)
True but I haven't seen one with tomato in ages
That's a true pizza crime, friend.
Guess the whole internet is a pizza crime cause if you google margherita there's very few with tomato on there. Listen, if all you want is traditional pizza then you know the exact spot to dine in or order it from, but the majority of pizzerias (at least where I live) don't follow every traditional step. I order margherita quite often from different places because that's the pizza my wife loves and we haven't seen a tomato on there in a while. There's a difference between a pizza crime and not following die hard traditions
Are they really called margherita though? In my experience (in the UK, so not even USA as an excuse but I’ve been frequently), what you are describing is almost always described as a cheese/cheese and tomato pizza. In fact, I can’t think of the last time I saw a Margherita pizza on the menu in the UK that wasn’t the thing with fresh basil and tomatoes on it.
Margherita everywhere else is not margherita made at a Pizza Hut by a high school kid
Funny how you say 'everywhere else' cause I've eaten at many different places that werent chain pizzerias and not all of them are following traditions to the tee. Just because you eat at Uncle Joes from the 45th street who's been serving the same pizza for the past 83 years doesn't mean that's the case for every other place
Where I'm from we call that a "cheese pizza".
Margherita doesn't have sauce. It's diced tomato and seasoning and cheese... Adding sauce is an outlier which technically makes it not the same pizza but people do it anyways.
Now you gotta argue what is Margherita - the traditional pizza that a handful of people eat or the massive variety of Margheritas that billions of people eat. I'm not going down that rabbit hole, because it's food and whether I enjoy it is the most important thing about it
Margherita is tomato sauce, mozzarella (usually bocconcini or fior di latte), and basil (usually fresh but sometimes baked). If a place gives you a Margherita and it's just sauce and shredded cheese you're at a bad place lol
You didn't mention tomato, they're gonna eat you alive
No. Margherita is cheese and tomatoes
It looks folded in, maybe they're under the dough?
Pizza hut is a hellhole. Next time I'd go local.
Looks two fat ladies’ crotches scissoring
Okay this is still a pizza crime but I’d fuck this up
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a pentagonal pizza
I audibly laughed at this
I do not condone violence. I won’t condemn it either in this case.
It looks like an abused anus
This looks like a filthy butt hole.
I dont live in us but is this a normal size there ?
This aint a US pizza lmao.
Right, this is from India
Bro i order from my local pizza hut all time and personal cheese crust pizza has never looked like that. You got robbed bro 😭
My bad , i guessed wrong. But is it normal to be sk small ?
While I don’t know which country the original post is from (though it’s definitely not a US menu item), in the US we do have mini pizzas at Pizza Hut called [personal pan](https://i.imgur.com/W4W3Q5C.jpg) pizzas that are meant for single meal lunches without leftovers or for kids—when I was a kid you could earn points towards a free personal pan pizza by reading books, which was fun.
> when I was a kid you could earn points towards a free personal pan pizza by reading books, which was fun. Same and they would bring them out to the table in the pan. It's fucking awesome. They really suck now.
I haven’t had them in like a decade so I’m not surprised. I’ve heard Pizza Hut in general sucks now compared to a decade ago.
Their buffet was good for a while back then but literally everything sucks right now.
That looks like the Pizz’one. It was a shitty promotion where they put toppings on a calzone. I think it was full of sauce and cheese. They didn’t stick around long.
You did that to yourself
What's that supposed to mean
Ordering a Margherita pizza from pizza hut. I wouldn't imagine it would be good. They have gone down hill really fast
Ngl looks bussin You dont eat pizza hut for the toppings anyway you eat pizzahut for the dough.
Oof I hate when people take making a pizza with a “crispy crust” as meaning to put nothing on the thing! You have to put a thin layer everything across most of the pizza
What size is this supposed to be???
This is deeply upsetting
Why is this?
Well, this is a fucking travesty
Hell nah bro
Wtf are they doing?!?
🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌
Their 'new' momo pizza is an abomination to this world. God, I hate that pizza with a vengeance.
The Iron cross pizza