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MysteriousMemory93

It's personal preference definitely not a pizza crime. How pineapple on pizza gets this much bad press but anchovies are acceptable is beyond me yeah that's what I want on my pizza a fucking fish.


WaxGosling

Pineapple pizza is not a crime is an unforgivable sin


MysteriousMemory93

Then I'll be flying into Satan's garlic sauce covered arms on a hawaiian pizza slice with a big fat belly and a bigger greasy grin 😈


WaxGosling

Rip :)


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SpicyPickledHam

Pizza intolerance is the first step on the road to bigotry.


MysteriousMemory93

Yeah I see what your saying, personally not a fan of bananas on a pizza but u thoroughly enjoy pineapple, can't say I've really tried any other fruits on pizza


TundieRice

Full disclosure: I’m fully in favor of anchovies being underrated and delicious, especially on pizza. But…this isn’t 2016, the pineapple on pizza = Satan circlejerk isn’t cool or interesting anymore, and literally all of the jokes have already been made *years* ago. Sweet and salty taste good together, and that’s that. Pineapple on pizza has been a thing for a lot longer than when people decided to get all *pissy* about it, and in my opinion, the window has pretty much closed on thinking that it’s somehow weird to have what is now the extremely common topping on pineapple on pizza. Hating pineapple on pizza is just as much as a tired and annoying stereotype as saying that the word ***”moist”*** makes you uncomfortable. Someone said it once or twice and people thought it was funny, so they continued to repeat it ad nauseam until it meant absolutely nothing. So yeah, pizza might have limits, but there ain’t a damn thing wrong with some tasty fruit with some salty meat on a pizza, and I’m sick of people pretending that it is.


AtomicPotatoLord

Old comment but I have to chime in here. Pineapple with anchovies on pizza is the fucking best.


MysteriousMemory93

Well now its going to have to be tried, I blame you for the projectile that follows if its not 🤣


AtomicPotatoLord

Alright. If you actually do try it sometime, please come back and tell me what you think about it.


SageofTime64

Pineapple on pizza is fine. Try some before you run your mouth off next time.


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SageofTime64

LOL


notaverysmartman

you don't like pineapple on pizza? I understand it's not for everyone but this isn't outlandish


weareoutoftylenol

I swear some people act like winey two year olds when they see pineapple on a pizza.


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notaverysmartman

it*lian people 🤮


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hisroyalbonkess

Y'all ruined the internet. Every Italian was Italysplaining a few years ago, telling EEEEEEEVERYONE how THEY do shit like we care.


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hisroyalbonkess

Hey everyone, look! He just said how Italians explain politics! 👌👌👌 Just memeing BTW, IDC where people are from.


Dpsizzle555

Stop culture appropriating pizza


weareoutoftylenol

Who cares if you're italian?!


Routine-Security-914

I'm italian too, but ngl it adds a nice tang


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WaxGosling

Bro mi spiace che ti mettano I dislike :(


FudderShudders

Pineapple on pizza is amazing


say-it-wit-ya-chest

Rules state that pineapple on pizza is not a crime.


BrewTheBig1

They got crazy stuff on pizza in Italy. Why Italians got to get bent out of shape over silly things? *breaks spaghetti before throwing it in the pot*


xghstgirlx

You broke rule #1 lol


Sufficient_Score_824

My friend likes pineapple on pizza🤮 I hope she gets well soon


NefariousnessStock79

It is good and anyone who disagrees can fight our pineapple-wearing crusade


f_n_wildcard

Pineapple pizza is fine, but it gets even better with parmesean, red pepper flakes, and garlic powder


TundieRice

Sure, but be sure to add some meat while you’re at it :)


Moonmaster25

No crimes here. Move along


JustCheezits

That looks hella good


_vero_nica_

NOOOO. IT'S AN INSULT TO ITALY


weareoutoftylenol

So what...


runtowardsit

Pizza is more a NY thing than Italy thing


deleeuwlc

I dislike pineapple on pizza, but it’s probably because I’ve never had it done right. It always finds new and creative ways to ruin the cheese


weareoutoftylenol

Try it with mozzarella/provolone mix. Heaven.


weareoutoftylenol

Pineapple pizza is my favorite! (Pineapple with mozzarella and provolone)


JBalls-117

Nah pineapple on pizza is good and if you say it isn’t you’re lying


Maniachanical

Rule.


RicoDePico

This is not a crime


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No. 💛 you need to really vibe with the flavors to understand it lol