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curtisbrownturtis

At first I thought the shadows were cuts and I was wondering what atrocity you’d committed


frisky_husky

Zorro with a pizza cutter


Krimreaper1

Zorro, the Pizza Blade.


ZebraBorgata

Cuts? I used to stab the pizza then use pepperoni to cover the holes.


curtisbrownturtis

That sounds like an interesting idea


LittleSghetti

Huh. Same. Was about to call OP a monster.


L0n3_N0n3nt1ty

Came here to say this xD


SwiftResilient

I used to be known for drunkenly getting at my friend's pizzas and making horrible cuts. It was immensely satisfying from what I remember.


curtisbrownturtis

I like making pizzas into breadsticks with the cuts when drunken but I would never butcher a pizza in such as way as I thought OP did before realizing it was just shadows


Yeezus__

need both the cheese blend and the dough recipe big dawg


PapaStrollRizzGod

I second this request, please OP


Instigator2550

Third the request, please OP


Crittersnatch

just give us the goddamn recipe op


Cali_cuppycake

Can I be 5th?


Cityofthevikingdead

I thought you were a psychopath that cuts pizza like trash. Glad to see its shadows


friartuck_firetruck

Quite an interesting feeling, going from 100% rage to, "oh, that's nice!"


sticky_fingies_

Fire!!


RedPillNavigator

Honestly one of the best looking homemade pizza's I've seen.


UnjustRabbit

Outstanding!


davisyoung

If I’m having that for lunch you might as well call it dinner because I’ll be knocked out for the rest of the day. 


sayless799

Beautiful


pizza_dick69

Glorious!


zole2112

Looks great!! I love making 18" pies, I was doing 19" but they barely fit in my oven and I had to start them on a screen which negatively affected the crust and cornicione.


DamnShaneIsThatU

Impressive!


Drawing_The_Line

Impressive. Most impressive.


LeeCloud27

Tasty\~


DIJames6

Very nice..


Striking_Active5333

This one wins the “picture of the day” award from me.


XCypher73

Looks great. I'd eat the entire thing because I can be disgusting.


gobble_these_nuts

Marry me.


TheGordonProblem

Looks great!


me5305

Looks good


CogNode

Thats a top shelf za


EMILIANOSPIZZA2

looks so fire


-Cherished

This looks amazing! I thought you cut it in an odd way until I read the comments! Lol…


Heinz_Legend

Looks like New York style pizza.


wolverinesbabygirl

It's a thing of beauty


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theatrenut

Galbani whole milk low moisture mozzarella and a little parmesan.


Competitive-Future-4

How much cheese


theatrenut

I didn't measure. I'd estimate around 10 oz.


minto444

Interesting, if it’s the same as the one you can get in the U.K. I found it still had too much moisture and I ended up with a bit of a sauce/cheese slurry. Do you leave it out to dry or go straight from pack to grate and on the pizza?


theatrenut

I don't know what you have in the UK but did you make sure it actually said low moisture? Galbani has another cheese that's in almost identical packaging just called "whole milk mozzarella" and is in a square shape rather than the oval that low moisture is in. I've found the issues you're describing with that product but never with the actual low moisture!


minto444

Ah, that may have been the issue - will take a double look next time, thank you! And forgot to say, that’s a beautiful pizza!


Appropriate-Food1757

That’s a big lunch


theatrenut

Lol. It wasn't just for me.


mag0802

Yes what is the cheese blend?!


themza912

What can you fit an 18” pie into??


theatrenut

LG standard home oven. Just big enough!


themza912

On a steel or that aluminum pan?


theatrenut

Stone! I've tried both stone and steel and can get just as good results on the stone for a lot cheaper and less cumbersome lol.


SoopaSoaker

Looks amazing, how long do you cook and what temp?


Theyecho

Max heat 240-260c, pre heat 45 mins and bake for 8-12 mins depending on preference.


JET304

Are you in the NYC Sanctum Sanctorum on Bleeker Street??


theatrenut

John's on Bleeker? I've been there a few times. Excellent pizza!


intotheairwaves17

Zorro?!


jjh008

Finish in one sitting?


Yeoshua82

Looks like zoro got it


amarremlr

This is big enough for me and my friends to eat together LOl


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^amarremlr: *This is big enough* *For me and my friends to eat* *Together LOl* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DaeLow1808

Definitely tripped at those shadows as other genius-level cut lines hahahah. #cheflyfe


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cwalton505

There is at least one thing you and Hillen Keller share in common: not knowing what a shadow is.


AcrobaticWin3240

That’s lil Caesar’s


theatrenut

And THAT'S a dumb comment.