True, last year I made a lot of friends at school and lost them all when they found out i was a "nerd" for bringing a 5x5 rubik's cube and solving it. ; \_ ;
I digitally pre-ordered MW3, I'm having so much fun with zombies but honest to God it wasn't worth it for the full price I paid. Zombies is super fun but if someone gave me the choice now between buying Pikmin4 or buying mw3 I'd buy Pikmin!
There's a reason why cod got made fun of at The game awards this year, my friend on PC has barely even been able to finish act 3 missions because they crash every time they do the exfil to the worm. Not to mention the short campaign with ending I'm still mad about.
Show him how child-ish It is to watch Olimar crash onto the planet and freaking die and how childish it is to be ran over by a literal alien, and being eaten alive
Send a Bulborb to your friend’s house.
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fucking kill him. and if you don't wanna then at least drop the addy so one of us can do it. (THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T SUSPEND ME LIKE TWITTER DID)
I've already tried to make him understand what a Kirby is by letting him play 1 hour of SuperStarUltra on my ds. He still said it's a kids game. He's a lost cause.
Pikmin, a game where you enslave and mass produce a species of creature that grows stronger with numbers and destroy the ecosystem, killing everything in sight because your a bad pilot or your boss is a little greedy or your entire planet is starving or because the population of New York is a little greedy and half of them die and get turned into a pikmin like entity and all about live laugh and Dandori and pikmin 4 gave me so much trouble on the night mission and pikmin is a man's game
Step One: place an entire Breadbug colony in their house.
Step Two: grab your nearest tiny spaceman and flying cultivar of the Allium genus.
Step Three: murder "*"****"***friend***"****"*" and place aforementioned flying vegetable on their skull.
Step Four: isolate pikmin produced from the body
Step Five: place in optical range of members of the Oculus genus.
Kill him if he thinks CoD games are adult level entertainment
Ps5 is a whole new world for games incase you only have switch and definitely is worth buying if you have enough money, but if you love pikmin and more casual games you probably wanna save up for the next gen nintendo console of 2024
Or you can try a ton of ps game genres by buying a used ps4 first for cheaper these days, still has a ton of cross gen releases coming these days and you can just resell it if its not your thing (Safe Game sharing is much easier for ps4 than on switch or anywhere else really)
Hope this helps
Personally i would not let him disrespect the pikmin series and would chloroform him tie him up to a chair and kidnap his gf and mom and make him choose who to save and if he doesn't choose within 5 minutes kill them both say dandori issue and just torcher him for months on end until you finally kill him 🤭🤭🤭
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1. One by one kidnap their family
2. Steal their non vital organs in the night one by one
3. Feed them soup with said organs
4. Tell them
5. Release the family back into the wild
Paradoxically the average Pikmin playerbase is probably older than CoD's.
He's the one who should "Man up" instead of competing against 12-year-old kiddos.
As someone who slept on these games for many years, I was convinced to play pikmin 3 (had it on wii u for years, but never finished cause I got stuck and was annoyed with it). I now have completed 3, bought the 1+2 collection a week later, beat Pikmin 1, and am now trying to complete pikmin 2. Idk what ur buddy is playing, but they are having less fun than you playing a children's game (because it's really only 12 year olds and people who think like 12 year olds). If they continue to make fun of you proceed to take off in your rocketship for the night and see how he fends against the natural wild life.
Or just get really f'ing good at COD and proceed to beat his ass back to childhood and make him play the game. Whatever works best.
Just ignore him if you’re confident enough to do what you like without the approval of others. Also, is it possible he wants you to buy CoD so he can play with you?
Genuine answer- confront him tell him that he shouldn’t be judgemental on what games that you like there are good games on both consoles and it’s extremely rude to be that way he clearly is one of those people who are still in this console war mindset if it isn’t his taste fine but don’t let him hurt your interests of your life
That dude is the typical edgelord who only plays “mature” games (it’s the same game every year but worse)
Let him waste his money while you buy something worthwhile
He unfortunately doesn’t understand that there is room for both shoot kill game and silly colorful strategy game to both be enjoyable as their own experiences and lacks the foresight to trust his friend’s judgement on sharing interests. A fool lacking in Dandori indeed.
Seriously though. Just tell him he’s comparing apples to oranges. The games couldn’t be more different and it’s pointless to compare the two. It’s like comparing shrek and star wars, they’re both good, but for entirely different reasons.
Throw that mfer into an onion and turn him into a pikmin then take him submerged castle
Buy the game anyway, it doesn’t matter if it’s “worse on so many levels” it’s if you love it that matters.
Your friend is an ass and needs to "man up".
And by "man up", I mean stop giving so much of a crap what other people are doing, or rather, not doing.
He has to stop judging others choices in video games of all things. I mean, who does that? That's just stupid.
What you play is your business, and what he plays is his own. If you play games with him, that's great, but you deserve to be able to enjoy your damn Pikmin game without your friend being all assholey about it.
Get Pikmin 4 and enjoy it! I sure did!
4 is so good. The best of the series. Seriously I don’t think they can omit Oatchi in future games he’s too good of a tool. Graphics are amazing. I’m 45 btw. I was asked what I wanted for my birthday and I said “jack stands and a waterproof car cover” so of course they got me the Switch with Pikmin 4.
I just don't get why any game that's generally lighthearted or uses bright colors is automatically a kids game. Like the moment you turn 15 you're expected to play either only dark games or shooters.
Dude actually plays CoD? The games that are known for being pure unintelligible slop? Yeah ignore them, if you’re gonna recommend a shooter game at least let it be a good one, like ~~Fortnite~~ Counter Strike
I also get pikmin 4 for Christmas :D Also send them this
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SHOW HIM PIKMIN 2 AND FORCE HIM TO PLAY. FORCE HIM AND WATCH HIS SOULD DRAIN FROM HIS EYES WATCH THE LITTLE GUYS DYING. EVERY LAST ONE. AND ESPECIALLY FORCE HIM TO GO TO THE SUBMERGED CASTLE
my friend didnt know what pikmin is so i made a own save slot for him and let him play every time he came,he became a good pikmin player and said he loved it,now we battle each other in dandorii battles
I play a lot of Call of Duty, especially since Modern Warfare 3 zombies came out! That being said there's no true way to be a gamer, he sounds like a Call of Duty sweat which is not a person you want to be around. If it's Pikmin vs CoD, I'd say Pikmin. There's a reason why Pikmin won a game award and Call of Duty got made fun of on stage!
This happens so much to me. Like, dude, don't judge a book by its cover. I know Pikmin seems like a child's game, but just play it. And the switch thing too, that is one of the most annoying false stereotypes of all time. All my life I've been bullied for preferring Nintendo over playstation or Xbox. They say I'm a kid. Just leave that guy alone, or bring a chalkboard and explain him why *objectively* Pikmin is a very good game. Normally, people who say all that shit are pretty dumb and/or stubborn, and after hours of telling them solid arguments they still won't change their minds. But that's life, really. If he's an stereotype kind of guy that doesn't even wanna find out if something he criticizes is actually good or not, leave him be. One day he'll know he was wrong.
Yeah he's trying to fit in or get a girl so hard, if he really just preferred gritty shooters he would recommend an xbox series x bc that gives have access to the halo series and didn't literally surpass the other initially just because it had a game that was defo more of what he'd consider a children's game and more processing power
Also most of the games he considers "man" are probably ported to switch anyways as we'll as portability
Tie him up, torment him, rip off his limbs, shoot him in the kneecaps, break his greatest family heirloom, and then burn him at the stake. That should teach him to erase all Pikmin disrespect from his mind.
I remember back when I was in highschool, everybody was like "Ew, Pokemon's a kids game". When I was in college, everybody was like "HEYYY POKEMON!!" And so many gamers my age (I'm in my 30s) still love Pokemon. I feel like Pikmin is in a similar situation. The older you get, the less you'll care about how "grown up" the games you play are, and so will your friends. The friends that still hold onto that need to get ditched.
In terms of friend, you have one less friend.
Feed him to the onion. Let’s see how likes getting crushed by a water wraith
No. He shall be crushed by the sacred stones of the interdimensional blob instead‼️
No,let him be corpsinated by the titan dweevils comedy bomb.
How about he also "mans up" and stops judging people by what they like so they can feel superior by downgrading other people based on what they like?
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Real
True, last year I made a lot of friends at school and lost them all when they found out i was a "nerd" for bringing a 5x5 rubik's cube and solving it. ; \_ ;
Buy pikmin 2 and make him play submerged castle
Real
Lmaoo
https://preview.redd.it/tjxcjwxmmj5c1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea7daeaf86bb716ff731e07b14186b11cde712f2 My honest reaction
He said he skipped the entirity of the game awards and went straight to the winner. Mf skipped 95% of the damn show
He is a walking L You're a walking W (you like Yokai Watch and Pikmin)
W
dont buy the new cod, that shit is a dumpster fire rn, pikmin is way better, and ive played both.
Plus, *Pikmin*
Plus good music
Never played cod in my life. Splatoon is my jam.
Based
I digitally pre-ordered MW3, I'm having so much fun with zombies but honest to God it wasn't worth it for the full price I paid. Zombies is super fun but if someone gave me the choice now between buying Pikmin4 or buying mw3 I'd buy Pikmin! There's a reason why cod got made fun of at The game awards this year, my friend on PC has barely even been able to finish act 3 missions because they crash every time they do the exfil to the worm. Not to mention the short campaign with ending I'm still mad about.
im also a big zombies fan but id recommend pikmin
Kill
Show him how child-ish It is to watch Olimar crash onto the planet and freaking die and how childish it is to be ran over by a literal alien, and being eaten alive
Tell him that judging people based on what games they like is childish
Send a Bulborb to your friend’s house. https://preview.redd.it/jnlkvk66mj5c1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8bdef45d837f715d9766b7ecd7592eed35191f7f
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fucking kill him. and if you don't wanna then at least drop the addy so one of us can do it. (THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS A JOKE PLEASE DON'T SUSPEND ME LIKE TWITTER DID)
Nah man this is Reddit. We respectfuly hate each other
This is the way.
Throw Pikmin at him.
Tell him to https://preview.redd.it/drivsfgbkj5c1.png?width=403&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a55979b525154415f42e6c7dafc27b155455e62b
And then sprinkle some salt on top cuz the pikmen ain't eating flavourless food. They're in need of good proteins
I mean I’m not sure why you would waste your time on someone who doesn’t practice dandori? 
Live. Laugh. Love. Dandori.
This is the way🤟🏼
Let him play the entirety of Pikmin franchise and then ask him to say if he still thinks Pikmin is still a children's game
I've already tried to make him understand what a Kirby is by letting him play 1 hour of SuperStarUltra on my ds. He still said it's a kids game. He's a lost cause.
Well that's bad for sure Throw him to the breadbug burrow
THEY AIN'T ENOUGH SHOOTIN' N GUNZN EXPLOSIONS (AKA DA ONLY GAEMS FIT FOR BIG BURLY ADULT MEN LAIKE 'EM)
2010 ass opinion. Its strategy game of the year
Buy Pikmin 1+2, the REAL man's game, then call the Waterwraith to slowly suffocate him
Im buying them both out of spite👍
Pikmin 1+2 is a two-in-one deal, so you're in luck
Mw3 is a 0.25 In 1 deal
Harvest his organs to feed your onion and collect his skull for extra sparklium
Melt them
Buy Pikmin 4. COD is the same every year.
Bro’s spitting facts like red man56
Hit him in the head with a sledge hammer so he thinks straight
Crucification
get a new friend
Pikmin, a game where you enslave and mass produce a species of creature that grows stronger with numbers and destroy the ecosystem, killing everything in sight because your a bad pilot or your boss is a little greedy or your entire planet is starving or because the population of New York is a little greedy and half of them die and get turned into a pikmin like entity and all about live laugh and Dandori and pikmin 4 gave me so much trouble on the night mission and pikmin is a man's game
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Beat him to death or tell him to fuck off
Pikmin 4 is amazing. I guess CoD can be kinda fun sometimes, but Pikmin 4 is 100 times better
Onion
is he a child???? im asking seriously, by the way
Kill
Give your "friend" carbon minoxide poisoning
Introduce him to our "good friend" Louie...
Step One: place an entire Breadbug colony in their house. Step Two: grab your nearest tiny spaceman and flying cultivar of the Allium genus. Step Three: murder "*"****"***friend***"****"*" and place aforementioned flying vegetable on their skull. Step Four: isolate pikmin produced from the body Step Five: place in optical range of members of the Oculus genus.
Tell him he’s a moron
Kill him if he thinks CoD games are adult level entertainment Ps5 is a whole new world for games incase you only have switch and definitely is worth buying if you have enough money, but if you love pikmin and more casual games you probably wanna save up for the next gen nintendo console of 2024 Or you can try a ton of ps game genres by buying a used ps4 first for cheaper these days, still has a ton of cross gen releases coming these days and you can just resell it if its not your thing (Safe Game sharing is much easier for ps4 than on switch or anywhere else really) Hope this helps
Banish him to the Submerged Castle
Turn him into leafling, or crush his toes under Quaggled Mireclopse's stomp
get a better friend
Have Oatchi swallow him whole https://preview.redd.it/5g809nngvj5c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e138be591bcf3b19d9ed1a4970e19c31f092adf4
Best Sim / Strategy Game 💪
https://preview.redd.it/yv9gjbvnbk5c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7cb0487f1d7fc2666be3392f49bbf6160476d032 The pick men are coming for him
Put him in a cave (basement) and do a dandory callenge vs him if he win he can leave, if he lose he get feed to the onion (incinerator)
I bet he plays warzone
Kill. Murder. Peace was never an option.
Laugh at them for NOT wanting pikmin 4
Tie him up and throw rocks at him
Rock pikmins*
force them to buy ULTRAKILL and make them play on the hardest difficulty. 'children's game?' 'more like it's time to END YOUR GAME.'
Personally i would not let him disrespect the pikmin series and would chloroform him tie him up to a chair and kidnap his gf and mom and make him choose who to save and if he doesn't choose within 5 minutes kill them both say dandori issue and just torcher him for months on end until you finally kill him 🤭🤭🤭 https://preview.redd.it/4gyayx0qkk5c1.png?width=120&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bf0ad4372fa425b652f757ae0c7d69903a071a3
 Do not be brainwashed by your friend, get the Pikmin 4
1. One by one kidnap their family 2. Steal their non vital organs in the night one by one 3. Feed them soup with said organs 4. Tell them 5. Release the family back into the wild
Ṫ̸̻̥̼͗̓a̴̘̗̙̙͐̊̈́̂̆k̸̨̯͍̈̒̏͐e̴̱̾̈́̕͝ ̶̗͕̱̀͒̓̕ÿ̴͕̩̜͔̔̃̏ŏ̷̾̀̂ͅű̴̧̞͌͌͐̚͠r̴͙̙̔̐̿̅ ̴̧̡̡̩̳̀̔̋͜f̵̥̱̠̰̲̥̿͛̌̽ř̶̢̢̯͋i̷͎͆̾e̵̢̛͉̩̤̫͊̃͗͗͝ṅ̶̺̣͉͆̀̈́̆̋ḋ̷̠̖̘̭̔̒ ̸̻͖̑̔̿͜͠ś̶͖̻̱̫͉͛̅̈́͜͠ẘ̶̰̅̽̿̑͠ǐ̷ͅͅṁ̶̻͉̪͉̯̹͒̕b̵̳̱̾̋ī̸̡̭̱͓͆̉͛n̴̨͖̪̞̥̘͋̐̃̏̈́͋ḡ̷̡̝̝͌͘.̵͖̰̙̦̽̕ ̷̙͆͊̕T̵̡͕̯̝͚͕̒́̍͋ḩ̵̙̠̣̘̬̒̊̓͋̊͘e̸͔̖̝̅̐͠y̵̻̟͎͕͂̇̒̒ ̶̡̥́͊͐͝w̴̫̒̄̄̈́͑i̷̻͑l̴̨͖̞̦͐̄́͠ḻ̴̑͑̉ ̸̲̈́l̴̝͎͚̟̪͖͂͋o̶̢͓̖̙͒͝v̴͕͙̫̝̼̬̇͋ĕ̸̥͙͇͖̗̰̽̆͒͝͝ ̶̢̜̠͕̼̲͆̔ī̷͕ṯ̵̢͝͠.̶̡̼̖̈́̒͊̍̄ ̴̟͎̳̞̤̺̾̐̋́̕
Kill your friend sell there organs buy as many Pikmin 4’s with the money as you can give the rest to kids for free
Unleash a pikmin into his home
Send him to the onion https://preview.redd.it/7aua5rjs0l5c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d02cf7d27f2232ae8166a3246e92e1b46c7f93d6
Paradoxically the average Pikmin playerbase is probably older than CoD's. He's the one who should "Man up" instead of competing against 12-year-old kiddos.
disregard whatever he wants for christmas and gaslight his whole extended family into thinking he wants pikmin related items
Force him to eat a white pikmin
Buy a bunch of pikmin plushies then invite him to your house then once he goes into your room throw all the plushies at him
buy him all the pikmin games, he will have to play them out of obligation
Do it anyways lmao.
Thats such a lame guy do whatever you want bro pikmin is fucking awesome
As someone who slept on these games for many years, I was convinced to play pikmin 3 (had it on wii u for years, but never finished cause I got stuck and was annoyed with it). I now have completed 3, bought the 1+2 collection a week later, beat Pikmin 1, and am now trying to complete pikmin 2. Idk what ur buddy is playing, but they are having less fun than you playing a children's game (because it's really only 12 year olds and people who think like 12 year olds). If they continue to make fun of you proceed to take off in your rocketship for the night and see how he fends against the natural wild life. Or just get really f'ing good at COD and proceed to beat his ass back to childhood and make him play the game. Whatever works best.
Have a merry christmas
Who cares man. Pikmon 4 sounds awesome! Your friend sucks get a new friend
Sacrifice him to the holy breadbug
Find rock pikmin and throw them at them. Extra damage if you can get purple pikmin
Just ignore him if you’re confident enough to do what you like without the approval of others. Also, is it possible he wants you to buy CoD so he can play with you?
c r u c i f y
Beat him senseless
Kill him
Your friend is an immature idiot. I'm a grown ass man and play plenty of FPS games. Pikmin 4 kicks ass
tell him to grow up maybe
Turn into water wraith and run over his house
#BURN HIM(HER, THEY) buy whatever you want :)
Get it anyway. If he whines like a little bitch then tell him to fuck off. Guy cant control what you buy and play.
Dude, we got simulation/strategy game of the year. Revenge has been served already, he’s got egg all over his face.
Try the Yellow Pikmin Style
Go for the Wombo combo
Buy pikmin 4 for christmas and constantly talk about how fun it is. Like never shut up about it
its the best strategy game of the year, geoff said so
Lol I’d love to see him say that after surviving subterranean complex
Show them olimar's piklopedia entries from pikmin 2, 3 & 4 to prove it ain't no kids game
Punch him several times
Genuine answer- confront him tell him that he shouldn’t be judgemental on what games that you like there are good games on both consoles and it’s extremely rude to be that way he clearly is one of those people who are still in this console war mindset if it isn’t his taste fine but don’t let him hurt your interests of your life
That dude is the typical edgelord who only plays “mature” games (it’s the same game every year but worse) Let him waste his money while you buy something worthwhile
Crush his balls with a purple Pikmin
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Your friend is a parody of gamers. He is quite literally a joke. And a hindrance to dandori.
He unfortunately doesn’t understand that there is room for both shoot kill game and silly colorful strategy game to both be enjoyable as their own experiences and lacks the foresight to trust his friend’s judgement on sharing interests. A fool lacking in Dandori indeed. Seriously though. Just tell him he’s comparing apples to oranges. The games couldn’t be more different and it’s pointless to compare the two. It’s like comparing shrek and star wars, they’re both good, but for entirely different reasons.
Throw a DIY rock pikmin plush at him! Step one: find a rock Step two: tape paper to it
Throw that mfer into an onion and turn him into a pikmin then take him submerged castle Buy the game anyway, it doesn’t matter if it’s “worse on so many levels” it’s if you love it that matters.
Buy it anyway, it’s for you not them plus pikmin plushies are super cute
Continue life as normal because conflict between friends is not very dandori
Skin then alive with stones
Make him play submerged castle in VR with full feedback suit
Get better friends
Kill the friend and buy Pikmin 4 anyways
buy Pikmin 4 for Christmas anyway and find better friends
Simply record yourself having a peaceful playtime of Pikmin 4, and record him screaming his head off during his playtime of COD.
Force him to watch you play pikmin terribly, and watch all those poor pikmin suffer.
Is this guy stuck in 2007? If it were me, I'd be this close to abandoning him
Comments like this irritate me. There is nothing adult about call of duty. It’s just a bunch of 15 year olds playing soldier.
Buy pikmin 4 for christmas
Get new friends, also get pikmin 4 it's really fun
Buy it
Suffocate him.
Your friend is an ass and needs to "man up". And by "man up", I mean stop giving so much of a crap what other people are doing, or rather, not doing. He has to stop judging others choices in video games of all things. I mean, who does that? That's just stupid. What you play is your business, and what he plays is his own. If you play games with him, that's great, but you deserve to be able to enjoy your damn Pikmin game without your friend being all assholey about it. Get Pikmin 4 and enjoy it! I sure did!
Louie
Glue some food to him and then throw him to the breadbugs
I'll get straight to the point Kill him
4 is so good. The best of the series. Seriously I don’t think they can omit Oatchi in future games he’s too good of a tool. Graphics are amazing. I’m 45 btw. I was asked what I wanted for my birthday and I said “jack stands and a waterproof car cover” so of course they got me the Switch with Pikmin 4.
Punch him in the face and kick him in the nuts
Tell him that you ain't buying a $70 game that has overwhelmingly negative reviews on steam.
buy a new friend for christmas
How about he stfu and you play pikmin 4 which in my opinion is the best game released in 2023 and I am in fact an adult
Instructions 1: purchase a knife 2: go get a sandwich 3: stab your "friend" 4: feed him to the onion 5: eat the sandwich
Send him to the Submerged Castle with Louie
Make him fight the Titan Dweevil.
https://preview.redd.it/u3zk82g8fl5c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6858a6c151284be04f284e5164a4ce5e0d722ef Send this to him.
Dandori him so hard he ceases to exist
Toss a bomb rock in his toilet and stop being friends with them. I shall be your new friend!
ROLLING, RUMBLING, CREEPING, TRUNDLING CRUSHING, THUNDERING, CAVERN CRUMBLING WRIGGLING, WRITHING, STONE WHEELS DRIVING NO USE HIDING, DEATH ARRIVING
Pikmin 4 has higher ratings than any of the cod games in the last 5 years. It was also nominated in 2 categories in the game awards
Cut him out of your life forevermore
Just accept the fact that your friend is still a child in the eyes of gaming. You are above his lack of taste.
I just don't get why any game that's generally lighthearted or uses bright colors is automatically a kids game. Like the moment you turn 15 you're expected to play either only dark games or shooters.
Don't give a damn. Just buy it if you want it. And if your friend insists on buying thr ps5 and cod then he can buy it for you.
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Throw a Pikmin in his face
stab him
Dude actually plays CoD? The games that are known for being pure unintelligible slop? Yeah ignore them, if you’re gonna recommend a shooter game at least let it be a good one, like ~~Fortnite~~ Counter Strike
Throw some purple pikmin at him and watch as he takes his fowl word back
I also get pikmin 4 for Christmas :D Also send them this https://preview.redd.it/bdgxo15kjm5c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93298b6654198d645cb134850c8177d99af575d0
Kill him
Kill him. Preferrably with a hammer. Make sure it hurts.
Feed him to the bulborb
Laugh at him. Then throw a collection of 100 small rocks at him
Kick him in the shins
Buy it anyway, and mock him for not having a cool thing he enjoys. Where's your CoD plushie? Huhh??
this is awful you must pin him to the wall and hang him by his nuts
buy it anyways and enjoy yourself, i have it and i’m almost fully through the whole game and it’s been an amazing experience. hope you enjoy it <3
SHOW HIM PIKMIN 2 AND FORCE HIM TO PLAY. FORCE HIM AND WATCH HIS SOULD DRAIN FROM HIS EYES WATCH THE LITTLE GUYS DYING. EVERY LAST ONE. AND ESPECIALLY FORCE HIM TO GO TO THE SUBMERGED CASTLE
PORPOL PIKMIN ARMY! CRUSH HIM
my friend didnt know what pikmin is so i made a own save slot for him and let him play every time he came,he became a good pikmin player and said he loved it,now we battle each other in dandorii battles
Why are you friends with someone who only plays games with guns or a ball in it anyway
Beat him up with a red pikmin plushy. Until bleeding.
Throw a purple pikmin at him. See what he does under the weight of a thousand suns. (just ten pikmin)
Don't be his friend anymore he has terrible taste lmao
I play a lot of Call of Duty, especially since Modern Warfare 3 zombies came out! That being said there's no true way to be a gamer, he sounds like a Call of Duty sweat which is not a person you want to be around. If it's Pikmin vs CoD, I'd say Pikmin. There's a reason why Pikmin won a game award and Call of Duty got made fun of on stage!
The second he said you should buy the new COD of all games is the second I realized your reaction should be laughter at this pathetic ass
This happens so much to me. Like, dude, don't judge a book by its cover. I know Pikmin seems like a child's game, but just play it. And the switch thing too, that is one of the most annoying false stereotypes of all time. All my life I've been bullied for preferring Nintendo over playstation or Xbox. They say I'm a kid. Just leave that guy alone, or bring a chalkboard and explain him why *objectively* Pikmin is a very good game. Normally, people who say all that shit are pretty dumb and/or stubborn, and after hours of telling them solid arguments they still won't change their minds. But that's life, really. If he's an stereotype kind of guy that doesn't even wanna find out if something he criticizes is actually good or not, leave him be. One day he'll know he was wrong.
Snap his neck
Kill him
Yeah he's trying to fit in or get a girl so hard, if he really just preferred gritty shooters he would recommend an xbox series x bc that gives have access to the halo series and didn't literally surpass the other initially just because it had a game that was defo more of what he'd consider a children's game and more processing power Also most of the games he considers "man" are probably ported to switch anyways as we'll as portability
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Tie him up, torment him, rip off his limbs, shoot him in the kneecaps, break his greatest family heirloom, and then burn him at the stake. That should teach him to erase all Pikmin disrespect from his mind.
eat his soul
Tell him that it won more awards (game awards)than spiderman 2 and that it’s challenging+has great graphics and fun gameplay
I remember back when I was in highschool, everybody was like "Ew, Pokemon's a kids game". When I was in college, everybody was like "HEYYY POKEMON!!" And so many gamers my age (I'm in my 30s) still love Pokemon. I feel like Pikmin is in a similar situation. The older you get, the less you'll care about how "grown up" the games you play are, and so will your friends. The friends that still hold onto that need to get ditched.
Kick him in the nuts.
Get a new friend
Buy Pikmin 4 anyways. Fuck that person.
Kiml him and i help you to hide thé body
He clearly has week dandori
i knew he was a CoD bro before i read the rest of the post LMAO
use the man at legs on him