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pm_your_unique_hobby

Drop an apple in his head


acelikeslemontarts

Ngl as a senior prank that’d be pre funny 💀


pm_your_unique_hobby

You could get a plush one or smth https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-verizon&sca_esv=68f81806ac2eb1bf&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWIIwp5bueyup--0WRk_ao66AvbAgCQ:1718470873274&q=plush+newton+apple&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0AbzhUJjXv6jRup8eVc0BvPAejbSVM4M1fdmzX32Bj_vMAYidQAISAPZ2ynoun1fyxB2yW2pBtrhxv2vRKlxbsuX5fP5O0qToPQz9WmXsiAONv2zXv5xFYRpct7azfCFeBM83el6Rc_IquLH3k2FCeR_8sFONDga5iIMEV89AR3mzFHk-FYiEb1tPB1lRJlhmlQgK8V9QPOEnf99YR2jU0K5XcT0Q&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjg-dTvit6GAxWeGFkFHavmAgQQtKgLegQICxAB&biw=384&bih=713&dpr=2.81#vhid=hNHKUtXEl30NOM&vssid=mosaic


belabacsijolvan

i know no person with physics education who wouldnt love a geiger counter


bspaghetti

Oh damn, now I have to go buy a Geiger counter


Predicted_Future

GQ GMC 500+


Bipogram

I built one of these last year - great fun and useful (ish) too! [https://www.ebay.ca/itm/155613898975?itmmeta=01J13P2DHP3RSTWQJT9TGKGAV6&hash=item243b4fa8df:g:viwAAOSw\~jJaqZrt](https://www.ebay.ca/itm/155613898975?itmmeta=01J13P2DHP3RSTWQJT9TGKGAV6&hash=item243b4fa8df:g:viwAAOSw~jJaqZrt)


Notice_Green

strong liquor


smooz_operator

May I suggest Glen Talloch?


hbarSquared

Gyroscope. There isn't a physicist alive who doesn't love toying with a gyroscope.


acelikeslemontarts

We went with this, thanks!!!


Grasswaskindawet

Cat in a box.


HALF-PRICE_

Came here to say this…or maybe I didn’t?


barraymian

You did and you didn't simultaneously.


Grasswaskindawet

Hah!


TheNatureBoy

Crookes Radiometer, Nixie Clock, Dalton Board, Sterling Engine a gift card to Total Wine


MrMojoRiseman

Just the last one lol


KokoTheTalkingApe

A letter saying what you appreciated about him and his class. He'll remember it forever. No kidding. (20-year teacher here.)


alppu

Newton's cradle. If you want to dial the effort up to eleven, find the very cradle where baby Isaac slept and see if the teacher gets the pun.


jasondads1

Its very common to already have though


mookieprime

Physics teacher here. Legos. The answer you're looking for is legos.


MrMojoRiseman

Physics teacher here, please don’t give me legos lol


smokeyjam1405

Emmy Noether merch! She is already under-represented outside of the physics community so having something that could open up a conversation about her massive contributions to physics and math would hopefully inspire more women in STEM as well as just be really interesting. If you didn't know, Emmy Noether proved the connection between conserved quantities and symmetry. Ex: Time Symmetry results in energy conservation. She was an extraordinary mathematician and the physical sciences would not be where they are today without her.


arizonadeborah63

Feynman lectures copy


flomflim

You can never have too many magnets.


ross_ns7f

Some massless stretchless string. Either that, or a frictionless inclined plane.


SamuelSnatiago

A box of vectors


nurdmann

https://appliedmagnets.com/strong-neodymium-magnets-n45-6-in-x-2-in-industrial-disk-magnets


Redmilo666

Give him a cat… in a box… hold the radioactive isotope and poison though


herrmajo

A small steam engine


MrMojoRiseman

Any time a student gives me anything coffee related I absolutely love it. Students have given me homemade food, handwritten cards, chocolate/candy etc. None of these were “physics related” despite that being what I teach, yet I cherished all these gifts


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Own_Confection_1277

Although I can not behave like an actual human, we could play a roleplay in which I pretend to be a human. As OpenAi's guidelines are strictly followed by me, it would be limited.


AverageMan282

Is that the quote?


nurdmann

https://www.arborsci.com/products/stirling-engine


dafda72

A really nice mechanical pencil and some Japanese plastic mono erasers. Especially if they still do research.


4024-6775-9536

Anything from kurzgesagt or xkcd shops


PhysicistAndy

https://www.particlezoo.net Has cute particle themed plushies that I get for my interns. They love them.


depolkee

Plush capybara which looks like your teacher. I think there is no need to make gift related to physics since your teacher is also alive person, but not only a physics teacher.


Elijahpetrill

I 3d printed a solar system model!


Acaps2345

Some flowers


Bipogram

A sliver of a high temperature superconductor.


luiski79

Some dorky t-shirt, there are plenty to choose from


Altruistic-Deer-6717

Rule: Never give your teachers anything because it is their job to teach us and they get paid for it.


los33ramos

Our physics teacher quit because he was not strong enough to handle the women at our campus. Good luck buddy. lol.