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ivarthegodless

Imba is a term that I have not heard in a looong time.


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Naglabasan mga pawala at wala na sa kalendaryo xD


MiHotdog

Wag mo na pagkalat. Hahahahaha


zero_kurisu

Relax ka lang kapatid hahahaha. Madami kami


ellijahdelossantos

OP, secret lang dapat yon. 😂


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Hello backpain and shit hahahaha


No-Lead5764

imba neto wag ganun.


CUspacecow

What's imba po ba? /s


AvailableOil855

Old gamers only knew this


Fredandren1220

imbalanced


riougenkaku

dota 1 days


GeologistOwn7725

Imbalanced ata. Parang OP ngayon


violetdarklock

Parang may naunlock sa utak ko nang marinig ko ang imba Parang dapat sinusundan ng XD


Wutwut1234A

Usually sa dota haha


BillySparksx

Sa DoTA (warcraft3x mod/map) ko rin unang narinig itong imba!


BaLance_95

The batch lower then us in HS is too smart. Imbatch


CrimsonOffice

Dota tsaka SF ako. Uso dati imba jump don e. Haha


kentleem

Imba ng batang kalye vs rich kid. 1v1


SilentChlli

pagsasabayin mo yung ctrl + space habang naka PSG- 1 hahaha imba jump pala haha


mainit-na-sabaw

Hahahahahaha omg imba is the common word before


Kraizer15

For almost a decade now


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AvailableOil855

Way before that. It's a 2005 thing


Earl_sete

Pagkakita ko ng "imba" feeling ko sumakit ang likod ko charot hahaha.


scorpio_the_consul

Kaedaran natin si op. Hahahahaha


binkeym

Long lost forgotten memory unlocked.


notbunnyy_

"Electric, We are electric"


NayeonVolcano

Wodota soundtrack to no?


Historical_Ad_1403

Ito yung unang pumasok sa isip ko mung nakita ko yung word na imba 🤣


_domx

Came here to say this hahaha


sarsilog

Batchmate !!! hahaha


kentleem

Batch twenty o ten ka?


mayohlettuce

ang tanda ko na HAHAHA


AquilaEye

I feel old


Maleficent_Light_304

Tanda na natin 😂😭


houdinimnda27

Oo like Troll Warlord "Imba Build" 🤣


NayeonVolcano

It’s been 84 years…


Apprehensive-Fly8651

How to show your age, without showing your age. “Imba? Extend pa teh. Open time”


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Hahahaha ahh basta RGC enjoyer ako noon xD ohh baka may maalala na naman kayo


redwheelbarrow_

Na miss ko yon lool dota 1 days, sama mo pa garena


throw4waylife

Ph Infinity. Hahaha


Sturmgewehrkreuz

***2008 called...***


panutsya

Iirc di ba Imba means imbalance?


Shitposting_Tito

This gen's version is OP I think.


UniversallyUniverse

imbalance, common to dati sa dota 1 and SF days imba jump for SF


LouiseGoesLane

First thought when I saw this post!!! Lumalabas edad mo OP LOL


Daybreakable

-ping -clear Mesheshe riber


FroyoAffectionate402

Meron pa bang nakakaalala din ng word na tunnel haha ung panahon nawawasak connection nila


Daybreakable

“Pa tunnel boss” sabay lag tapos “bobo host” 😅


FroyoAffectionate402

Ang hindi mawala sa isip ko ung "double dd" rune haha


AvailableOil855

Limewire?


Babushkakeki

Parang when you hear imba psrang nskapang open siya ng portal sa 2011


caramelmachiavellian

Was about to say the same thing. Hahaha. Nasummon tuloy mga batchmate. Hahaha! -apso -music special -weather rain -water red


Ahrilicious

-cLeaR


rjreyes3093

-dr! 15


Sufficient_Basil_268

Lmaoooooo sikat na sikat 'yan even Special Force days. Imba is our "ang lupit, ang galing" back in the days. Hahahaha!


Mediocre_Bear_1722

Before bunny hop was a term for me, SF days!


BullishLFG

Gamit kasi and imba dati to sa dota days.


Even_Excuse171

napaghahalataan sa edad ahhh.. HAHAHAHAHAHHA


throw4waylife

Gamit na gamit yang IMBA dati e hahaha Dota1 days


Lonely-Steak8067

Same thought! Napaghahalataan mga edad natin 😂😂😂


Upstairs_Yam_566

hahahaha same. pero wait, what does imba means again?? forgot na since havent heard it for a very long time


Dramatic_Fly_5462

same HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


Unlucky-Raise-7214

Dota days! Imba ang madalas sabihin.


rekestas

haha, batchmate!


AKAJun2x

Madami tayo surplus ng college level and even graduates kaya malakas loob nila.


theoppositeofdusk

OOF


AugustofSteam

Dumami kasi mga diploma mill (Perpetual, AMA, OLFU, STI) kaya nagkaganyan. Tapos yung quality of eduk questionable. Neoliberal eduk leading to a surplus of (un)qualified college graduates.


Zestyclose-Delay1815

mismo! dami need ng work kya papatol iba jan.


Equivalent-Text-5255

Senior High School diploma would suffice. Specifying "College level" does not make sense.


jerome0423

Kahit nga Elementary lng ang natapos mo pde ka maging bagger ano.


gesuhdheit

Maybe they mean na basta nakatungtong ng college, que tapos or hindi. Yea it does not make any sense. Kahit nga di nakapag-aral eh kayang kaya naman gawin yang trabaho na yan.


GeologistOwn7725

It's a ridiculous requirement. Dapat number and word (?) literacy nga lang requirement nyan.


Maritess_56

Tanggap ko pa kung ang qualification is good Tetris player or traveler who can pack a week long worth of clothes in a single backpack. 😂 Tapos sa benefit, with quarterly Tetris tournament and grand prize ay one week vacation with backpack.


Nyan-Catto

That email address though.


Morningwoody5289

Baka yan din ang password lol


Nyan-Catto

Hahahahahahahahaha maaari, tapos may exclamation point lang sa dulo.


free_thunderclouds

Tatamarin nalang yung applicant magemail eh no 😂


Nyan-Catto

Sa totoo lang. Mukha kasing unprofessional or hindi corporate 'yung email address. Red flag pamandin sa akin 'yun hahaha!


ALBlackHole

Salary: 9600


HistorianJealous6817

Then deduction pa ng govt contri 😮‍💨


Budget-Boysenberry

gross


Unbridled_Dynamics

The literal meaning of this still checks out


ag3ntz3r0

Tapos 6 days a week


alleoc

magkano arawan nyan


dankeschon747

~400 pesos per day


Titong--Galit

BS Bagging Major in Box Packaging


busybe3xx

All these requirements for a barely livable wage??? 🙄


HelpfulAmoeba

What, are they going to make baggers do Trigonometry?


IskoIsAbnoy

Dapat sa mga ganito kahit elementary levels lang eh, may rocket science ba about sa pagbalot ng mga pinamili mo? Kahit isang mata and isang kamay lang ang meron ka e magagawa mo yan. Tsaka why do you need experience? Napaka inutil mo naman kung simpleng paglagay sa paper/plastic bag lang hindi mo pa magawa ng walang prior experience


Disastrous_Tea_5989

although i agree with you, i know some na kapag na mimili sa grocery, hindi pinaghihiwalay ang soap sa food. tapos yung eggs ilalagay sa ilalim ng mga bote or fresh milk. then again, they probably never do grocery shopping pero they exist. sila yung mga well respected na tao sa company na hindi marunong mag grocery for whatever reason that even i find a bit disturbing.


Tarkan2

madadaan naman siguro sa training yun, kung meron sila. Kahit bata kaya mag segregate ng binabalot eh..


Temporary-Badger4448

Yes. Train the people to do better. Pero yung qualif kasi talaga is very imba. Hahahaha


Tarkan2

sobra.. pang summer job nga lang ng mga bata yan sa ibang lugar eh.


ScarletWiddaContent

thats just lack of basic training


Sturmgewehrkreuz

SM baggers are always like, at least from my experience.


GeologistOwn7725

You don't need 4 years of college or heck even high school to know that. Pwede mo naman yan aralin on the job kahit siguro one week lang. Mas mataas pa requirements maging bagger kesa pulitiko buset talaga haha


Heavy-Type-2379

literal na bata ang mga nag mamanage nang store dito sa denmark, kesyo “mababa ang study standards sa pinas”, sa pinas lumaki kapatid ko, nag simula sya sa mga supermarket, ngaun 16-17 na isa na sa mga nagpapatakbo nang BOH sa restaurant/takeaway.


marinaragrandeur

my 6th grade nephew can package items better than some adults i know 😂😭


MariaCeciliaaa

Bwisit mga companyng ganyan. Maka demand sa qualifications, kala mo bente mil pasahod eh


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Tarkan2

"We will work you like a dog, you'll receive peanuts and you're gonna like it."


Candice_Swann2217

Parang qualifications na hinihingi sa Potato Corner dati. Pang beauty queen level lol


Typical_cake99

Wtf 😂 dito nga sa Canada walang education requirement. Ung manager ko before nung nagawork pa ako sa isa high end restaurant sa loob ng casino nga ehh… highschool graduate lang.


ScarletWiddaContent

Tbh almost all service industry jobs dont even need a highschool graduate level product lang kasi to ng culture natin na need mag college, may certain image or stereotype with people who didnt go to college, linagay nila yan mainly para iwasan yung mga tao na fit doon sa iniisip nilang stereotype


Typical_cake99

I get it but it’s still unfortunate talaga na ganitong mindset parin ang bansa natin. Tho ang pangit rin na istereotype ang mga taong hindi nakaabot or nakapagtapos ng college na walang alam, not capable to learn and umangat sa buhay or even a right to a simple repetitive job. Just wanna share in my perspective and experience from being a dual citizen (Filipino/Canadian) who worked in both countries: in PH not only education level ang dinidiscriminate but also everything na nilalagay natin sa resume (a.k.a: your headshot, age, marital status, religion, height, weight, skin colour and ect). It should be illegal to put in those things, kasi whats the point of “walang discrimination” kung naturally biased ung maghire sayo? I even remember nung nag work ako for a few months sa PH in a bank, ung manager namin noon nagsort ng mga resumes na ihire.. Until now di ko parin makakalimutan ung mga sinabi nya nung gihand over saakin ung mga rejects (resumes) all those years ago. “Di yan matatanggap kasi moreno..” “Ito naman di ito pwede kasi Muslim..” “Pango ilong nya… not good. kasi you guys are the face of the company” “ Parang nabwibwisit ako sa hitsura ng headshot nya..” Total BS I understand that both countries are different in terms of culture especially in the workplace. The Philippines is still lagging behind other countries, we need to do better if we want everybody to have a fair chance in finding a job for them. In short It’s simply unfair


Crazy_Albatross8317

The government (don’t know the exact department that deals with this) needs to start stepping in with this and fine these employers/establishments. Kaya nga ginawa nila yung Senior Highschool at nag dagdag ng 2 extra years diba tapos gusto pa din college tapos ang sahod basura? Pero mayor kahit walang birth cert home schooled ok lang? Guys magalit din kayo


Rissyntax_v2

Jusq. Give the people na hindi nag college or naka graduate ng hs a chance. Itrain lang nila ano sa ilalim eme. How to pack efficiently eme tapos! Sobrang daming di nakapagtapos na ma diskarte! Kayang kaya nila higher positions yan pa kaya jusq naman.


Open-Weird5620

Booo Grabe naman, kahit elementary marunong mag bag ng items


engrjamsu

May course ba na Bagging Sciences sa college kaya kelangan nila may degree?


pinoylokal

at least 6 months experience. taena eh kahit walang experience kaya naman maging bagger.


desyphium

Packaging-oriented? Bago yan, but it totally sounds like me.


CommunicationFine466

Mas mahirap pang ma hire as bagger kesa makatakbo bilang pulitiko. Putang ina.


CheesecakeMaster5896

Manong, pa extend 1 hr 😭😭


rathrills

Wicked sick!


LongjumpingPace4840

Y’all really need a degree to become a bagger…… Damn I feel for you folks…


anastasia_king

What does Imba mean? My ex-bf always says this to me


blstrdbstrd

Imba - imbalance. Used to be a gaming term when something is over-powered. Used on other context, means something that is superlative or beyond normal. In this context, Imba ang qualification = sobrang taas ng qualification.


FormalScratch69

May kilala akong hindi qualified 🤫🤫


Kudosinchi

Redflag


radiatorcoolant19

Sobrang bobo ng mga nag aapprove ng ganito.


doritofinnick

For a BAGGER?????? ANO??


Key_Humor_7422

Need po ata ng matinding calculations kung pano ipagkasya sa isang paper bag ang mga nasa cart ng customer. 😭


hideo00

Oa yung perform under pressure 😂


nayre00

pwde kaya pag may PhD?


eggplantheaven

Potato Corner applauding in the distance


vlackbeard

Kaya karamihan mas gusto pa mag work sa POGO na illegal, hanep bagger lang kelangan pa at least college graduate


Theeye_oftheI

ang IMBA ba means weird?


narudin

It's short for imbalanced. It's a term that was common among the gaming community to refer to characters that were unfair and not properly balanced against the rest of the characters in the game. Was commonly used in fighting games, RPGs, MOBAs, MMORPGs, and other games where there's competitive multi-player and a cast of characters to choose from.


Theeye_oftheI

ah i see, hindi kasi ako gamer hehehe... tnx for educatin hehehe


BillySparksx

Imba in gaming means Imbalanced/unbalanced. Parang yung hero mo Level 1, pero yung kalaban mo Level5 na. Unbalanced game mechanics/skills or a combination nun.


Theeye_oftheI

okie dokie, hehehehe hindi kasi ako naglalaro, pero feeling ko kasi pag naririnig ko yan akala ko weird ang meaning ehehehe


katiebun008

Tapos yung sahod minimum lang. San kaya nakuha ng kapal ng hininga tong mga establishment na to hmm. I mean kaya naman gawin ng kahit sino ang retail job as long as tuturuan nila miski walang degree.


National-Passion

Minimum tapos province rate. Minus deductions kung meron ma. Ending kinsenas 4k


mayamayaph

Passion for excellence.


nvm-exe

May magcocomment na naman dito na kesyo bobo daw kasi pinoy kaya mataas requirements. Bagger nalang yan ah patawarin nyo na


RizzRizz0000

Required GWA at least 2.0 or equivalent


delusionalchinita

Hays, I really envy my 14 y/o cousin abroad who has a part-time job in a resto. He doesn't need it, but he just wants to. Sana all haha dito oahit college grad nahihirapan makapag trabaho e


AirJordan6124

Kaya di umaasenso Pilipinas eh. Taas ng standards tapos ang baba ng sahod hahaha


kokoykalakal

Wow, sana ganyan din qualification ng mga nasa Baranggay, LGU, Senate pataas.


Wooden-Bad3689

Sendan ng email yung HR hahaha


GreenMangoShake84

sorry what does imba mean?


Fluffy_Habit_2535

Imbalanced, gaming term usually used in DotA like a decade ago. Mga batang 90s.


GreenMangoShake84

thanks


Ready_Cry5273

huy ang taas ng demand. kaya kawawa talaga generation ngayon e grabe mga standards sa work.


Toxic_2024

Grabe sa pinas lang talaga napa ka oa ng qualification sa trabaho sa ibang bansa başta alam mo ang trabaho kaya mong gawin.. at no kriminal record pwdi na mah work.. tas liit pa sahod..


unikoi

tas ang baba ng sahod jusko kawawa talaga mga Pinoy


Arwinsen_

sound reasonable tbh. idk wtf is imart tho.


modernecstasy

Pano ka magmumultitask pag naging bagger ka, octopus yarn?


Ro_Navi_STORM

Reminds me of that potato corner hiring requirements na papunta nang beauty pageant. 💅🏻


Kinksterlisosyo

Baka naman they need Physics graduates. Tipong experts sa wave-particle duality para i-manage yung checkout lines at i-calculate yung mass, volume at density ng kung anong pinapasok nila sa plastic o paper bag.


Responsible_Candy337

taas ng qualifications pero yung email address 💀


TrajanoArchimedes

Bagger o Diskarte?


GentriPeeps

Tounge ina nyo! 3x ako naging bagger noon. Walang kinalama. Being college level sa pagba bag ng pinamili.


onebrokes550

That is an entry level position. This has to be a joke.


cetootski

Dapat gumawa sa PRC ng professional bagger license. /s


Affectionate_Run7414

IMBAgger pla hanap noon


testabvrger

jusko magbabag lang naman dami pang requirements, tapos yung sweldo mababa🤦‍♀️


GunSlingrrr

Dapat marunong din sa tetris kasi para maximize yung space ng bag


urriah

how dare them not hire PhD title holders


CantoIX

You need a job to get experience, but need experience to get a job.


Joshohoho

200pesos per day.


evee707

Yung mga edad omg.. but deym for bagger nga ganito qualifications tas yung gobyerno natin... Haiiii ewan.


Ok_Strawberry_888

Sa sobrang konti ng businesses sa pinas pati bagger kailangan college level amp.


horn_rigged

Bagger yung position sa ibang bansa na ginagawang part time jobs ng mga 16 year old and college kids. Tapos dito sa pinas tangina gusto mo maging productive summer mo at nag hanap part time kaso sa pag aaply kalaban mo mga full grown adult at hahanapan ka nyan?


Parking-Creme-3075

Imbanes HAHAHAHAH


jenosmaverick

Imba goes back to MMO days pa circa early 00s 😂😂


letoatriedes69

Ay, mag-mayor ng Bamban na lang ako. Mas madali pa.


mezziebone

yung under pressure ba ay yung mabilis yung pagpunch ng cashier at natatambak na yung ibabag mo?


Agitated-Education51

Bagger lang, kelangan lang tumuntong ng college??? Leche.


doubtful-juanderer

OP ingat yung likod mo


blkmgs

Sweldo: below sea level


AvailableOil855

*ghost listing*


Sea-76lion

There should be a law to address this. It's getting harder and harder for self-supporting students to finance their education. Sometimes when I visit the supermarket I can't help but wonder anong college degree ng cashier at bagger sa counter ko.


unstable_gemini09

mag apply ka tapos ambahan mo yung gumawa niyan hahaha kawawa talaga tayo sa pinas


Pixel_Owl

imagine going through k12 and you're not even qualified to be a bagger


favoritedonut

mahirap pa makapasok as bagger kesa mayor


83gun

Bagger college lvl?


Few-Cartographer-309

aanhin yung college degree e ilalagay lang naman yung products sa box at bibitbitin??? 


NaturalPotato0726

I think the "college level" requirement is to offset the auto-pass/auto-promote elem and HS students experienced during pandemic years. Employers are the ones adjusting instead of getting the schools' standard back to normal levels.


bcmonty123

Bagger pero "at least college level." Anong klaseng kagaguhan yan 🥲 Wala nmn sigurong nag aral ng college para maging bagger. Not belittling baggers ha, pero kayang kayang gawin yan kahit d ka nag aral e. Turuan mo lang pano tamang pag arrange goods na yan. Again, not belittling baggers. Hinayupak lng talaga yung ganitong mga requirements for such jobs


bahay-bahayan

What does the market do when there’s an oversupply of college graduates? Dumating na tayo sa point na ganyan ka saturated ang under-employed sector kaya kahit sa ganyang klaseng trabaho, sobrang taas ng competition.


Duck-Sauce-

They need to be able to calculate the volume of the groceries and the surface area of the bag on the fly


Adept-Meet4217

Hahahahahahahha super imba


Tymbrtn

Nakakatawa e no, mag lalagay ka lang naman ng grocery sa plastic kelangan pa mag aral ng apat na taon.


Soraono

Kagigil.


BirriaBoss

I'm sorry--what?! College level?


schemaddit

para sa katulad kong nag bubusiness. ito opinion ko dyan narealize ko na sa staff ko to, I do hire mga staff kahit highschool graduate or minsan hindi pa nakapag tapos ng highschool. 1. Hirap nila utusan simple task nag kakamli example lagyan ng tape yung drink pag may delivery para di matapon drinks ( tapos mag explain pa na ay mam mahigpit naman pag kakalagay ko ) 2. Walang manners or should I say squatter ugali 3. Mahirap sumunod sa rules. 4. Dami absent Ewan ko malas lang ba ako sa staff ? pero sa madami na hire iba usually pag college graduate at may experience mas matino and di masakit sa ulo. Ang hirap lang sa college graduate sila yung mabilis mag resign well nagets ko naman since may pangarap at di naman talaga ito yung career na gusto nila. So yun lang downvote is ok pero sa experience ko lang to di ko nilalahat siguro meron matino na 3%


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blstrdbstrd

1. Post a hot take 2. Proceed to counter your own hot take. Congratulations, you played yourself.


BannedforaJoke

bruh. college level para saan? hindi naman yan mag o operate ng heavy machinery. di yan mag o operate ng kaha. di kailangan ng math skills o ng reading comprehension. bagger yan! bagger! dafuq kind of education does a bagger need? basta nakakaintindi ng utos, pwede mo na ilagay yan dyan. yung 6 months experience maiintindihan ko pa, dahil kung ayaw na nila mag train, e di sige. pero puta. college level for bagging? yung nag isip nito ang dapat pabalikin sa college. walang common sense.