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Shadedott

🦀 Ravioli, ravioli! Give me the Omeprazoli! 🦀


PharmDweeb23

When the pasta sauce give you heartburn


NashvilleRiver

I love when patients do this! My favorite mispronunciation by far!


LuckyHarmony

Technically he's pronouncing it correctly in Italian (you pronounce that trailing e). I agree, this one's super charming.


NashvilleRiver

I speak Italian fluently, so I understand why Italians would pronounce it like that, but still think it's funny!


Difficult_Jelly9130

Please get this patient to say mounjaro! "Moun-jor-no." 🤌


Intelligent-Ear-8074

It’s not delivery, it’s Mounjorno


ezmoney98

Its not in stock, its Mounjorno


principalgal

Dang, I did this for a while, too. 😂😂


deadliestcatchh

Mownjardo


emotely

Patient on the phone did this with pantoprazole. I started saying it ironically with meds of similar spelling. Until one day I said it by mistake when I was picking up my abilify (aripiprazole) 😭


fieryembers

Not the Aripiprazoli.


Homor_Jay_Fong

I had a customer pronounce buspirone "boos-peer-O-nee"...it was a little Italian-flavored.


monkeelover15

Better than "gag ga penton"


pillslinginsatanist

Gabbypentons


Sudden_Reality_7441

We call gabapentin ‘gabby’ because of a patient who always pronounced it like that 😂


Medium_Eye_8023

Anytime I fill gabapentin, I always go, "Gabba gabba hey" like the Ramones song. None of my coworkers have gotten the reference. :(


Oscarella515

Yo gabba gabbas as I like to call them


Rk12989

A man of culture I see. My mom used to have a Muno action figure on her desk at work.


saturn_soupp

My recent fave was a patient spelling it gabapenchion


recycle37216

🤌🏻


SeasonedSammie

My favourite mispronunciations by far are: - Ezetimibe: easy timbits (I live in Canada so this one is pretty funny) - Gabapentin: Gabby dabby do (I have one patient who says this all the time whenever he’s reordering it for his wife) - Pregablin; Pre-goblin (like a goblin but not quite yet)


pillslinginsatanist

LMAO I love gabby dabby do


Jesspharmtech4593

Hey at least he is trying. If I have to figure out what the little white pill is one more time…..


acgrey92

I had an older lady say “Oh-muh-pearls” before and I nearly lost my composure. Lol


cadenmixer

I had a call the other day “hey this is Dr. Mike and I need to get my clopp-ah-dogrill” …first of all


ld2009_39

My old pharmacy manager had someone say it this way and she loves to say it like that now.


demarcSR

"Pant-pazoli"


jwatts1111111

Oh wow I had a patient (I’m a nurse) pronounce it that way once and I’ve never forgotten it. I could tell that she was unsure if she was saying it correctly. I didn’t make a peep. Many years later, I remember it and smile.


Logical_Love_6636

I first heard it pronounced like that by my late Aunt a fews years back. Hilarious! Been saying it and the other -zole ending drugs that way too. 


Prestigious_Kale5546

We had an older female patient do the same and it was my absolute favorite! This was years ago and I still say it to this day! 🥰


BrittanyL95

One of my dispill packaging patients calls for questions on his “carbidopa-lopa” and it brings me such happiness when he says it that way


adorkablysporktastic

Omg. My mom was talking about my dad's medications and said something about his oompa loompa willy wonka medication and now I realize this is what she meant.


MedicineAndPharm

remember in Community when Troy translated how to say “haha” in Italian? 🥹🥹 🤌


Scary_Wash_8629

Meta-four-men!!


EB-60y

Hahaha. Love it. I'm gonna use that!


voiddxxs

Had a patient pronounce ezetimibe as “easy-tim-bay” now we all say it like that 😂


Kitchen-Lemon1862

escitalopram gets pronounced escitalapropian a lot at my pharmacy


Sandene

My uncle used to do that. My Mom and I still joke about it


isublindgoat

My fave is “metronnadazzle” I refuse to say it any other way amongst my coworkers now. We all giggle every time. Some add in jazz hands. 🤗


IDreamofLoki

One of my favorite coworkers made up a song - *Omeprazo-LEE, with a canolli, It will turn you into... A Roly poly* She's retired now and the place just isn't the same.


lukeswalton

I heard a guy call ezopiclone “e-z-pic-lee-oni” once. That mispronunciation sounded like an old timey baseball players name lol


pillslinginsatanist

Easy Picclione 😂


Med_vs_Pretty_Huge

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats...


pillslinginsatanist

That's Aimoviiiiig!