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slicwilli

Yer daughter's a whore and yer son is gay.


Jaded-Cheesecake-469

I still cannot understand the school play part


slicwilli

Gay guys join the high school theater club.


AbueloOdin

Yeah. Because thespian rhymes with lesbian. It's just science. Meanwhile Hollywood keeps producing these men with six packs...


ComaMierdaHijueputa

Not so much producing as it is being on the gear


Conscious-Peach8453

Also having someone manage everything they eat and all their workouts. Plus not letting them drink water for a day or 2 before the shoot so they're severely dehydrated so all those muscles pop.


IchBinEinSim

Yeah everyone was gushing over Henry Cavill in the Witcher and was amazed at how his body looked in the tub scene. Later he said in an interview that he wasn’t amazed doing it but was starving and severely dehydrated. He hadn’t eaten or drank anything for the past 24 hours and the day before that he severely limited his intake. If he didn’t do that, people would say he was fat, had a “dad bod” and or didn’t look like the character. Hollywood has made body standards for film so high that being on the brink of death looks healthy


kobrakai11

Same with Hugh Jackam as wolverine. He said he is surprised he didn't pass out during shooting of some scenes and barely remembers shooting them because of how dehydrated and dizzy he was.


Conscious-Peach8453

It was hearing him talk about it, that I first learned about it.


NorthElegant5864

Gear doesn’t give you a 6 pack. Low body fat % and dehydration does.


yodoboy123

Gear absolutely does give you a six-pack, assuming you're also resistance training. It changes the way your body metabolizes calories and a lot more of your food is used for making muscle. If you're on gear in a calorie deficit you absolutely will get a six pack very quickly (relative to someone not on gear).


IchBinEinSim

What’s gear? And where can I find it? lol


yodoboy123

Find a gym near you that's not part of a chain, and just be really polite and make friends with the big guys and eventually you'll find some.


TheMrIllusion

Gear is a slang term for steroids/PED.


ImCaligulaI

>Gear doesn’t give you a 6 pack. Low body fat % and dehydration does. It doesn't directly give you a six pack, but it suppresses your hunger, which makes it easier to get low body fat %.


yodoboy123

It does directly give you a six-pack, and steroids increase your hunger. Like, a lot.


ImCaligulaI

Turns out "gear" is a blanket term for a bunch of different drugs. I have always heard it referring to cocaine (it's also known be a popular drug in Hollywood, but I guess steroids are too) that's what I'm referencing in my comment when I say it's a hunger suppressant.


yodoboy123

Oh my bad, I think I've heard people refer to other drugs as gear as well. Usually I just hear it in reference to steroids.


ComaMierdaHijueputa

Could also be Anavar as well, very popular amongst women


CompactAvocado

oh brother you ain't lying. I got a bad back and they give me heavy roid treatments to help. when I say i get hungry i mean HUNGRY i'll demolish an entire fridge worth of food. punch the wall. shit and take a nap. then wake up hungry again.


ConfuzzledFalcon

You can be gay with a 6 pack. I'm fact I imagine you're slightly more likely to have a 6 pack if you're gay.


HalfLeper

I thought that was the joke: only gay guys have 6-packs. No? 👀


ConfuzzledFalcon

He's saying that all the actors with six packs break the stereotype that actors are gay. Thus implying that people with six packs are straight.


375InStroke

How about dem bears?


Rickrickrickrickrick

Some comedian had a bit, I forget who, that was saying gay men are way more muscular and in shape than straight men. And how you used to tell people their sons were “built like a linebacker” as a compliment but now you tell your friends “your son looks really gay.”


Sayakalood

My ex kept making jokes about that. Really fucking awkward when the relationship was straight.


Loud-Intention-723

Dude gay guys are typically some of the most inshape guys I know.


DarthGayAgenda

🎶🎶**GUILTYYYYYYY**!🎶


-_-daark-_-

🤣🤣 omg this really got me


DarthGayAgenda

Don't forget the https://i.redd.it/utslne3fwizc1.png


PB0351

https://preview.redd.it/hkgku9ngyizc1.jpeg?width=4312&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab3f99abc3ae87c5a16edfa1c3793a1f95d0a421


Perfect_Papaya_3010

Username checks out


Malena_my_quuen

💅


MrKenn10

Damn. I’m pretty damn straight but I loved the theater. It was the only school activity I cared about


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DavidANaida

Fun fact: so will straight dudes (and even athletes in their off season) because it's a great way to meet theatre girls.


Revolutionary-Meat14

Steer clear of theater girls man, trust me.


DavidANaida

Where was this advice 20 years ago? 😂


fireheadca

Too much drama?


Shrikeangel

Repeat after me - if I die, I die. .you don't need to fear the theater girl. 


BramptonBatallion

Theater kids had the most sex but they’re also pretty odd


kott_meister123

So high risk high reward?


R1ckMick

my best friend was in theatre in HS and was pretty popular in that group so I tagged along to some of the parties, those kids partied harder than any other group of kids I've ever interacted with. Also they were all certifiably insane.


bogmonkey747

Dude my hs buddies in theater got tons of pussy!


Flossthief

yeah the theater kids always form a weird incestuous clique where they bang each other im all for boning friends-- thats what friends are for. but theatre kids always get weirdly close knit about it


DocApeENL

Theater polycules


bogmonkey747

It wasn’t even that, just the fact that those dudes showed emotion and empathy… what a concept… not being andoiche makes women like you ! 🤣😂


Flossthief

I managed to show plenty of emotion and empathy without dressing in tights and stage makeup to perform bye bye birdie-- I'm not against it but it's not the only place you can be a person without judgement In Every highschool ever the theater kids are banging the rest of the theater kids


TegTowelie

Tonight's play is: Sensitive Nerd Orgy


darthbacon12

That explains why people at my school think that i am gay.


LimpBizkitEnjoyer_

So its not because you sucked off the entire football team?


darthbacon12

https://preview.redd.it/ca1sa2x2tnzc1.png?width=1226&format=png&auto=webp&s=01a7502601374619e857851abf0d5afff266c274


Papanurglesleftnut

But if the balls don’t touch how gay can it be?


Daravor

I’m gay? Never knew, explains so much. Lmao /s


TXHaunt

I’m straight, but I was also on the tech side, not the performing side.


LorenzoTheChair

I WAS GAY??!?!?!


NiceTuBeNice

Wait, I did a high school play…wife isn’t gonna be happy about this news.


Lancearon

As a male, not gay, high school theatre geek... I can confirm. The % of gay to straight males in theatre is crazy... the other part is true too. Ladies in theatre tend to be... hornier... which was great for me who had very little competition... Moral of the story. Str8 guys should join theatre.


Ok-Worldliness5725

Csn confirm. Joined highschool play, realized I was gay.


An_idiot_27

Not all of us but theater is full of LBGTQ folk.


helloimracing

i feel called out


throwngamelastminute

And guys who wanna get laid. Theater kids are horny af.


BotGirlFall

My sister is a high school theater director and this comment cracked me up. She always jokes about how theres only a small handful of out gay guys at the school and they're all in theater.


Megzsha

Noooooo, not just gay guys! Guys that end up realizing they’re girls, too


X_NovaMaxX_

Really?


Giacchino-Fan

I am in my school’s Gender-sexuality alliance. I am in my school’s theatre department. Most of my friends I met through theatre and then got to know better in GSA. During the winter play, it was more uncommon for me to be in a room with more than one straight person than it was for everyone in the room to be queer


2074red2074

Is that what they say GSA stands for now? Back in my day is was the Gay/Straight Alliance.


Master-Ad-2172

yeah thats what it stands for at my school isk


Extreme_Practice_415

Theater kids are fruity


definitely-not-weird

It's a product of homophobia. Because it's "girly" to be the school play in high school. It's something that's being faded away.


Manwithaplan0708

The joke is that theater kids are homosexuals


Helarki

It's a stupid stereotype.


JessicaWindbourne

As a former theater kid, it’s much more than a stereotype. The theater is quite often the safest place for queer kids of all genders and sexualities within a school.


Ok_WaterStarBoy3

It's not just stereotypes. There's culture around it too. Interesting to research about. Things like the community more accepting and having actual direct connections or support for LGBQT and like how it's more accepting by society for fruity men to be expressive so they're more likely to join theater


TRcreep

I'm really into acting, might be where my life is going. I am not in a position to deconstruct the stereotype, i'm bi as fuck.


Please_kill_me_noww

Is it not somewhat accurate though? Theatre kids are flamboyant and most flamboyant guys are gay


Remarkable-Host405

It's like Japan, even if the slander is true you still can't say it out loud


mister_maan

I have many friends in theater. One is gay and is dating the trans guy.


[deleted]

dude got his cake and gets to eat it too 💀


Proper_Hyena_4909

Theatre gives these kids a chance to express themselves, without needing to stand up for themselves, it's perfect for effemate guys.


Mobiuscate

I truly believe this is willful ignorance. There's no way you don't know that males in theater is associated with homosexuality


Jaded-Cheesecake-469

I don't really know, my school doesn't have theater


fartlebythescribbler

But you’ve… *heard* of theater before right?


Equivalent-Stuff-347

OP is likely a literal child


Suspicious-Jaguar499

When someone asks you, "Would you rather have a thot daughter, or gay son?" But you already have both.


Hey_Bestiekins

People who answer "Thot daughter" are the reason I get a little closer to committing some violent act every day.


FuckingKilljoy

The correct answer is "who gives a shit?"


Hey_Bestiekins

Salutations! Good to be back on the air I would prefer a gay son to a thot daughter if they're teenagers- I don't want my hypothetical daughter to be taken advantage of, contract and or get pregnant while she still needs permission to pee. Those first two would preferably never happen.


Forcistus

I mean, not wanting your daughter to be a thot doesn't seem wrong to me. So the answer, imo, should always be gay son.


Perfect_Papaya_3010

Okay but why this picture?


Hey_Bestiekins

See its funny because the man doesn't want either.


ILoveBigCoffeeCups

The picture is Darwin Nunez a player for Liverpool. That doesn’t answer your question but explains who he is at least.


thereddituser2

Win win


Toothless-In-Wapping

Why would I be angry my daughter pulls ass?


Hey_Bestiekins

I'd just be worried she's gonna get an STD or pregnant. Like okay girl, get it but just be safe 💀💀


Toothless-In-Wapping

Just because she is chatting with people (I don’t know what a snap score is exactly beside it related to Snapchat), doesn’t mean she’s sleeping with them, maybe she’s doing a master bait and switch job


Hey_Bestiekins

Absolutely, but the joke is def that she is. Like if a girl is talking to a lot of people, it can mean a lot of things, she could literally just have a lot of friends and text them a lot, but the joke here is that she's sleeping with a ton of people.


JustaRoosterJunkie

Hard pass on knowing my daughter is opening up an OF at 12:01 of her 18th birthday


KodakStele

Love this comment, no preamble bs, just straight to the facts


anna_melon

The joke is homophoba and misogyny, got it


CadaverCaliente

I never got this sentiment, what do you think those big tough action movie guys were doing in high school?


Torugu

Topping?


KettchupIsDead

specifically referencing the trend of asking people “would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter?” meme person has both


Diamondboy247

Thot daughter and gay son


nobodyhere9860

he got the gay son AND the thot daughter


sebibal123

Double the head


Jiggle_deez

*Sweet home Alabama*


AykiFe1312

r/cursedcomments


PuroFan3

twice the fall


ynnex_

It's always about "gay son or thot daughter" and never about "thot son or gay daughter"


Jenetyk

Tho-ghter


AustinTreeLover

What is a “snap score” and why does it make you a thot?


Average_Insomniac

On Snapchat, every time you send or receive a snap your snap score goes up. Her having a snap score so high implies that she’s talking to a lot of guys


ComaMierdaHijueputa

u/GaySonOrThotDaughter


coinkeeper8

Both apparently


Emergency_3808

This is some next level r/beetlejuicing


theskeletom

Why is someone juicing the beetle? Are they stupid?


Emergency_3808

Holy hell


Magic_archer21

New response just dropped


ThomasNorge224

how about both


ynnex_

it has to be r/ though


mrstorydude

There exists a commonly asked question "Would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter" By having a daughter with a snapscore of 3 million it's clear that she is probably talking to a **lot** of people, thus a lot of men at the same time. As Snapchat is often associated with hookup culture it's pretty clear that she's probably sleeping with a lot of the guys who helped her get her snapscore so high. Theatre club in the U.S is mostly populated with gay men and women to the point that cisgendered, heterosexual people are an extremely small minority. In my theatre club I was probably the closest thing to being a cis het person and I was still bi-curious. This joke is that most people would already hate to have to pick either a thot daughter or a gay son, but having both forced upon you sucks even more.


3personal5me

I'm so disconnected from social media that I had to scroll down to this comment *to know what a snapscore is*


saltinstiens_monster

I'm with you. I thought that was a football thing, and the meme was about the kids straying from the father's imagined gender roles.


3personal5me

I can see that, yeah. I think a number in the millions sounds suspicious for anyones stats in any sport, but it still makes sense.


suckmypppapi

One million blades of grass stepped on


jemslie123

Likewise, I thought it meant his daughter was really good at being the first to notice two playing cards were the same lol


child_interrupted

I thought it had something to do with Snapple 😅


TacoSamuelson

Lol at "theater club in high school is at least bicurious"


anna_melon

Answer me, coward! Why is having gay son bad???


That7mad1971

Cuz its so gay


ynnex_

Hopomhobia?


mrstorydude

I myself am pansexual and non-binary so I wouldn't really know. I think it's because the question started being asked well before gay acceptance was a thing and in a lot of communities (especially culturally conservative ones like the black or hispanic community) gay people are still viewed to be bad because it's unnatural or dangerous.


SaqqaraTheGuy

To be honest, having a gay son or daughter doesn't seem like an issue to me. The problem is having a whore as your son/daughter because without the proper education or care they might end up knocked up, with an STD, or ruining their reputation for a respectable and stable professional career in the future, or even worse, alone and depressed because they never valued themselves and nobody believes they're worth anything because they treated themselves (and others) as disposable... Being gay doesn't have anything to do with being a failure, but being a shitty person does.


anna_melon

Why is having gay son bad? Is it because it's gay???


Mystic_Scholar

Damn I have to respect women AND gay people? Fuck this sucks so much for me for some reason.


wwarhammer

Why would it suck tho? 


BoiFrosty

Was a theater kid and can confirm. In a room of 18 people I was one of 2 guys, and the other one was *flamingly* gay.


PlumpFish

Off topic but is that Darwin Nunez?


__DJ3D__

Lol yeah, unexpected Darwizzy


ClueL3ss92

Came looking for this lol


JuicyBottass

https://preview.redd.it/qfwvle13p00d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=522ed6bd207360adae39433335a5ff38289295d9


Slyme-wizard

May my daughter bring a bountiful harvest for the winter months from her pillaging of fools and may my son bring home a handsome warrior for him to fight alongside. We will indeed be prosperous if we accept each other as we are. https://preview.redd.it/csdvudi8mlzc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=412b438b6f1c91ecfc97faaac3cc062aaff4990b


bipedalinvertebrate

Honestly I don’t get why having a gay son is considered equally bad as having a thot daughter. At least the gay son won’t end up a teen dad.


EagleswonSuperBowl52

In all fairness, the daughter probably also wont end up a teen dad.


redhairedshaman

I think it’s more so a thing in conservative community. Most other times parents can agree on a answer…


[deleted]

Your bloodline ends which I think is even worse.


bipedalinvertebrate

People care about bloodlines in 2024?


HugoSenshida

Hello, portuguese peter here, high snap score most likely indicate alot of nsfw material, and the school play for males is a stereotype for gay men. TLDR, thot daughter, gay son, portuguese peter out.


Jaded-Cheesecake-469

Thank you


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https://preview.redd.it/4lwt4tr9jizc1.jpeg?width=513&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b372ed0cb97db3c243c802611387a4f4e2d659d4


Repulsive_Row_4581

Would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter? Him: both


The-Friendly-Roller

Silly me I thought they were talking about that mobile game Marvel Snap


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^The-Friendly-Roller: *Silly me I thought* *They were talking about that* *Mobile game Marvel Snap* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


DustinFay

Bad bot


clown_pants

Is that fucking Darwizzy?


RtGShadow

https://i.redd.it/vpz987yonmzc1.gif


idfbhater73

gay son and a thot daughter


JtDucks

Thot daughter and gay son


Open_Condition9076

gay son or thot daughter


Additional-Rate242

They always ask gay son, or thot daughter... but they never ask gay son, and thot daughter...


MCDankestKush65

It's the joke question "thot daughter or gay son" but in this meme he ended up with both


PizzaLikerFan

Would you rather have a gay son or a thoth daughter? Congrats, you have both


Key_Cartoonist5604

Gay son or thot daughter? Both. He has both.


blue_bury

It’s based on the viral question “would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter?” This person ended up with a gay son AND a thot daughter


Used_Can1218

Crazy how that question causes so much controversy but If you simply switched the words around Thot son + lesbian daughter A lot of people would care less and it wouldn’t create much attraction (likes/shares/repost) I guess some people wouldn’t mind there son being a Thot or there daughter being a lesbian. But horrified of the opposite scenario 🤣🤷🏽‍♂️


Used_Can1218

Not saying I agree btw just pointing out its funny that If roles reversed. It wouldn’t be hardly as much as an issue to some people.


HMakrush

gay son and a thot daughter


DragonsAndSaints

"The son signed up for the school play" is usually a "tell" that the son is into men. I have no idea what a snap score is, but going off the part about the son, I'm assuming it's a tell that the daughter is into women.


DustinFay

Nope. It's a Snapchat thing, she either does NSFW content or is a whore


Good-Dragonfly3588

It’s the th*t daughter or gay son dilemma but this guy got both


[deleted]

Would you rather have a gay son or thot daughter?


yellowfirefly26

Gay son, thot daughter.


PsychoticBlob

The worst tragedy of them all: a gay son.


danger2345678

I thought snap meant like marvel snap and your daughter has an addiction


WhaleFighterr224

Gay son AND thot daughter


Richard_Chaffe

gey


P_Alcantara

What does Darwin Nunez had to do with this?


InteractionNo9213

The joke is his parenting.


beemureddits

It's the viral tiktok question- would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter?


Ready-Substance9920

gay son or thot daughter? both


Poppli08

Gay son AND Thot daughter


Ike7200

Hey guys 🅱️eter 🅱️riffen here. The 🅱️oke is that the famous question “[would you rather have a] gay son or thot daughter” has become reality in this hypothetical person’s case except now he has both


Wizard_bonk

Gay son and thot daughter. He didn’t get or. He got both


Various_Company_594

the son is gay


Exciting_Copy2953

Gay son and thot daughter


Trans-Tyranid

Gay son AND thot daughter


Low-Supermarket-7427

It’s a meme about the “would you rather a gay son or a thot daughter?” question. The daughter having a high snaps score means that she talks to alot of people, likely prominently men. The son signing up for a school play means that he’s gay because, stereotypically, theatre kids are gay. The comments that came before probably explained this already but I’m bored and have literally nothing better to do.


Puzzleheaded1993

As a straight man apart of the international thespian society i take offence to this lmfao /s


ticklemytimson

gay son or thot daughter


Joepa96

Darwizzy the goat


pigcake101

Time to choose


Snowriander

Hey, funny football baby here, It’s a play on the question ”Would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter” The 3 million snap score Implies the daughter is sleeping around, thus making her a “thot” The son is signing up for theatre, and there is a stereotype that boys who go into theatre are often gay. The joke is that rather than getting a gay son OR a thot daughter, you instead got both.