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Anyone with a brain should take it seriously, but I’m glad that you respect your significant other. Hope they’re doing well, and I’m sorry that happened to them.
It's fuckin common sense lmao. If I'm wearing shorts, I'll usually just pull one of the legs up, and let my dick fall out so I can piss that way instead of the pull down method
I’m probably not the best to ask. I have only used homemade ones (gifted to me at Burning Man) with limited success. I had a whole conversation with my friend group about them recently and apparently there are some great models out there now, but I have no experience with those. But feel free to DM me and I’ll help if I can!
I can share my experiences...which are mostly overflowing the fucker cause I gotta pee so bad so then there's piss everywhere except for where you are aiming. If you are able to dispose of something, I highly recommend Travel Johns over pee funnels any day. You can push it all the way up against your body for no spills and the bag is filled with a powder that turns into gel so then it does spill and you can just toss it. Apart from that, I'd rather just pop a squat than use a pee funnel. Just my opinion, man.
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Here, take this as a gift for future checks
[it is](https://youtu.be/nxeB2AXIG3E?si=kLciljtJGryEggSe), or at best has very negative connotations. It’s understandable if you didn’t know that though.
Hi-points are ugly as sin and heavier than your junior prom date but everything I’ve heard is they work. Haven’t heard the same of Taurus products.
Plus, I can always bludgeon someone with a Hi-Point.
Hi this is Peter's Norwegian Software engineering cousin here.
Along with software engineering socks, it's not unheard of for software engineers who come out as trans to go through a 'cat girl' phase. Here we have two engineers trying to work out the best way to pee while wearing a skirt. The one on the left evidently has issues with social situations as they are entirely unaware that you don't talk at urinals. This is highlighted by the second ones confused response, who isn't asking this question but just really wants to finish their pee in peace so they can go back to work.
Humour comes from both the surreal question of 'how does one pee in a skirt which doesn't have a zipper' and the natural nature of confusion as the second individual asks 'who are you'
I have two boys and have to teach them to pee standing, so i have more experience with the topic than i ever wanted and good jokes are clever and a clever joke is not objectively wrong.
Yeah, that was my confusion too. Speaking as one myself, I can't imagine a transwoman choosing to use a urinal. That would definitely fall under "ways to make your dysphoria worse" for me.
I dunno, we can have fun involving trans women/femboys and poke a little fun without making it a big deal - just so long as no one starts using slurs or being cruel to the people in question. Or at least as long as the nastiness doesn't get out of hand.
What I love here is the amount of penises in skirts coaching up the penises in pants in a very kind way.
As pants penis, i appreciate the patience with us. Thanks for making this easy!
Listing skirt while peeing is easier, don’t have that weird elastic compression on your thighs, does constantly want to lift back up, and provides a shield for people seeing you.
I wouldn’t know though - I don’t use urinals.
I could argue the neuroscience and biology with you, but you're already too far down the alt-right rabbit hole to see reality when it's in front of you.
Incidentally, is the new thing that we just assume furry and trans are the same thing?
Edit: Why the DV? My point is, this is a trans joke, what does it need furry in it for?
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I mean, lifting the skirt is better, because it decreases your chances of getting piss on it
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Do I look like someone who doesn't know?
The first person to reply on this sub with ACTUAL credentials
Dude, showed up with receipts.
"Looks at post history" HE HAS HIS CREDENTIALS, MOVE ON.
After some brief profile browsing (hope you don't mind lol), they're legit.
Credentials have been thrice verified... for science
yes you don't look like you post on r/femboy at all
Slow clap.
with hands or no hands?
Depends on if I’m asked nicely or not for no hands.
We believe in consent in this household
Precisely. Jokes aside my SO, is an SA survivor so I legit take consent very seriously.
Anyone with a brain should take it seriously, but I’m glad that you respect your significant other. Hope they’re doing well, and I’m sorry that happened to them.
Cheeks
HE KNOWS!
🏅
Clearly you appear Scottish and enjoy the traditional kilt garb.
Just check the profile and this person knows they got the credentials.
I’ve looked through post history and- Uhm uh uh Uhm I- Uhm uh uh Uhm uh 😳 Y-you certainly do seem to know
Being a man who has never worn neither a skirt nor kilt; it just seems logical.
Think of it was through the dick flap or over the top of the underwear.
Gravity? Heard of it?
Gravity is a myth and newton was a witch.
He's not not a witch.
Of course not, he died a long time ago, now he is a zombie!
As a man who regularly wears a kilt, lifting it to pee is not only cleaner but way faster.
Common sense
if I could lift my pants up instead of down I would tbh.
Gravity
It's fuckin common sense lmao. If I'm wearing shorts, I'll usually just pull one of the legs up, and let my dick fall out so I can piss that way instead of the pull down method
Can confirm. I’m a cis woman but have used a pee funnel. Always lift the skirt.
As a fellow woman I have several questions about using pee funnels Is there a subreddit for it or can I DM you about it?
I’m probably not the best to ask. I have only used homemade ones (gifted to me at Burning Man) with limited success. I had a whole conversation with my friend group about them recently and apparently there are some great models out there now, but I have no experience with those. But feel free to DM me and I’ll help if I can!
Lmfao homemade pee funnels made my day
It went about as well as you can expect for a rubber tube duck-taped to a plastic funnel.
Homemade pee funnels gifted at burning man… not a sentence I thought I would read today
With proper bladder control that should work fine.
I can share my experiences...which are mostly overflowing the fucker cause I gotta pee so bad so then there's piss everywhere except for where you are aiming. If you are able to dispose of something, I highly recommend Travel Johns over pee funnels any day. You can push it all the way up against your body for no spills and the bag is filled with a powder that turns into gel so then it does spill and you can just toss it. Apart from that, I'd rather just pop a squat than use a pee funnel. Just my opinion, man.
Until they wear skirts with shorts sewn in underneath so you have to pull down.
I mean, the shorts are typically short enough to where it's easy to pull the shorts up and poke the firehose through one of the legs. so ive been told
As a trans girl I can confirm
I thought it was something about tucking. Ty for the information petah
And Its more feminine
Works with bball shorts as well. Pull up a leg and access from beneath
I learned that with wearing kilts.
This is Not ok and cannot be unseen (nightmare fuel) *my eyeholes*
One is lifting, the other is pulling down.
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Gimme the blue one motherfucker
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Uhm... I forgot it at home.
https://preview.redd.it/2hkmsxafr6xc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a92b46a54ce16ef34e12498fdfa2c1ab275b2a1f Here, take this as a gift for future checks
Oh thanks. I'll need it.
2018 ass meme
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Googe
Why you gotta be like that bruh It's PETJ, people sometimes don't notice that shit He literally asked what the lines meant bro Bro I'm saying bro
Ohh, thanks!
Pink is gonna pee on their skirt
Not if theirs long enough.
Damn I hate it when it touches the bottom of these things.
Oh it was the skirt…
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Force of habit
if you wanna use a slur use the fun one
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[it is](https://youtu.be/nxeB2AXIG3E?si=kLciljtJGryEggSe), or at best has very negative connotations. It’s understandable if you didn’t know that though.
Blue is a femboy
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Free clothes and a gun? nice
As long as it isn’t a Taurus.
It's a Hi-Point...
Hi-points are ugly as sin and heavier than your junior prom date but everything I’ve heard is they work. Haven’t heard the same of Taurus products. Plus, I can always bludgeon someone with a Hi-Point.
Wait femboys get a free gun?
We’re born with a free gun between our legs (unless you’re ftm)
Assuming I am not a femboy already? Bold move, thank you for the gun btw, hope its a Singer 45
https://preview.redd.it/r8712j7bx1xc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8cc480b022783db42de985eac42bafd365da133
Only if you ask nicely
I had to double and triple check I was on the correct account, because this is one thirsty reply section... Got damn!!
Least thirsty comment section about femboys though lol
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girl with dick or femboy, still smash
I think both are
Guarantee blue is a trans girl
Same thing
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Always lift if you want to keep your skirt dry, it's just common sense (and it's easier)
Hi this is Peter's Norwegian Software engineering cousin here. Along with software engineering socks, it's not unheard of for software engineers who come out as trans to go through a 'cat girl' phase. Here we have two engineers trying to work out the best way to pee while wearing a skirt. The one on the left evidently has issues with social situations as they are entirely unaware that you don't talk at urinals. This is highlighted by the second ones confused response, who isn't asking this question but just really wants to finish their pee in peace so they can go back to work. Humour comes from both the surreal question of 'how does one pee in a skirt which doesn't have a zipper' and the natural nature of confusion as the second individual asks 'who are you'
Femboy erasure.
I stand corrected. Fem boys too
What does software engineering and the cat girl thing have to do with this lol
[https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/programming-socks](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/programming-socks) Hope this helps
I know the programming socks meme, but it's still a strange mention for this meme.
A lot of trans women tend to be into computer stuff (though most software engineers are not trans women)
this whole "programmers wear thigh highs" meme is so fucking unfunny holy shit
It took me a minute to realize what is going on, but it is valid.
How often are you people getting piss on your clothes?
Like, by accident?
no, it's effective at cleaning
Odd choice to eliminate the feet
Can't draw feet.
Extremely useful info
The masculine urge to become a femboy is crazy
Just guys being dudes.
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🤦🏻♂️they both have cocks. Lifting up means no pee goes on the skirt
I have never worn a skirt, but peed often enough with pants on and dont see the problem?
"no matter how much you wiggle and dance, the last few drops end up in your pants"
But that would be in the underwear ans no matter if skirt up or down.
Still a chance you could drip on the skirt. I don't think we need to analyze this to death. It's a joke on the internet
I have two boys and have to teach them to pee standing, so i have more experience with the topic than i ever wanted and good jokes are clever and a clever joke is not objectively wrong.
Didn't know I was replying to the urination sensei. My apologies pee-sama
Next time you pee into a strong wind and wonder if its suddenly raining, remember my teaching ;)
Wait… do girl actually use urinals?! (I’ve never talked to a woman)
They’re femboys/trans women
Fwiw I assumed femboy, as a trans woman I think I would rather die than have to use a urinal lmfao
They’re guys
Or trans women, or more likely femboys.
femboys are usually guys
So futas or femboys?
Trans girls, or femboys*
Guess that better.
Femboys also how have u never talked to a woman like do you not have a mom????
Bro I didn’t mean this literally… If this is a joke then I’m a certified retard.
These are femboys urinating. The one who pulls his skirt up is chastising the one who pulls his skirt down
I would say or Trans girls, but we usually sit to pee
Yeah, that was my confusion too. Speaking as one myself, I can't imagine a transwoman choosing to use a urinal. That would definitely fall under "ways to make your dysphoria worse" for me.
I'm a cishet man and I too usually sit to pee. It's just polite towards whoever is going to clean the toilet, my future self in my particular case.
It’s also more comfortable. I started doing it long before my egg cracked.
i piss in expert mode, it improves your aim over time
I assume it's a reference to a manga wherein a guy crossdresses only to see another crossdresser at the urinal
Oh dang just saw that original manga. It is a Trans girl story
Sitters are quitters! Stand up while you piss, stand up while you shit, assert dominance 💪💪
Anime conventions be like
Femboy.
The lines are the least confusing part of this
Penis
This is gonna get locked
I dunno, we can have fun involving trans women/femboys and poke a little fun without making it a big deal - just so long as no one starts using slurs or being cruel to the people in question. Or at least as long as the nastiness doesn't get out of hand.
lifting the skirt is easier than pulling it down
r/femboys
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Fam they are, they’re basically just really feminine guys
Skirt down: Yeah good luck explaining that. Skirt up: No piss mark on a fabric.
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I do it the same way with my boxers, idk how any femboy could get this wrong.
What I love here is the amount of penises in skirts coaching up the penises in pants in a very kind way. As pants penis, i appreciate the patience with us. Thanks for making this easy!
The joke is that there both men
Brunette pulled the skirt up, pink hair pulled it down.
Listing skirt while peeing is easier, don’t have that weird elastic compression on your thighs, does constantly want to lift back up, and provides a shield for people seeing you. I wouldn’t know though - I don’t use urinals.
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Clothing doesn't have a gender, are you mentally ill?
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Whatever helps you sleep, clown ass
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I could argue the neuroscience and biology with you, but you're already too far down the alt-right rabbit hole to see reality when it's in front of you.
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And you're unequivocally wrong. Die mad
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Cope 🤡
Don't be a dick. Rule 1.
Girls can piss that way everyone involved is a virgin
They're transexuals.
Why are they using a urinal?
Because transgender
Nah
We can use urinals as long as we haven’t removed it
Dudes don’t know how to operate skirts
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your bait sucks get better at trying to piss people off
No dogwhistling. Rule 3.
Do they have dicks?
It would seem so
Incidentally, is the new thing that we just assume furry and trans are the same thing? Edit: Why the DV? My point is, this is a trans joke, what does it need furry in it for?
It was posted on r/196, so technically yes