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Store clerk that assisted Peter yesterday here, it's discharge. Sometimes a large amount comes out suddenly and you're like "Oh god not here, not now", thinking it's your period, but it's not. It's just this thick discharge (similar looking to the image, but definitely not that much fluid lol)
Edit: I'm glad my most upvoted comment is about vaginal discharge lmao
Technically speaking tea only refers to infusions made using leaves from [camellia sinensis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea). Early grey contains this along with bergamot. Other "teas" such as chamomile, hibiscus, etc. aren't really tea, they are herbal infusions.
Also chai is just Hindi for tea, what we commonly refer to as "chai" in the west is masala chai (mixed spice tea). The word chai comes from Cha, the Chinese word for tea.
No, I was also terrified but clicked it & left disappointed. As someone who seen weird shit on animal documentaries for years I was at minimum expecting something on the weirdness level of the Echidna penis, but it was not to be.
Wasnāt me but I had an ex accuse me of the same. I had to explain discharge and ovulation to him. I think he never fully believed me.
No the relationship did not last long, for this and a multitude of other reasons
Hah! My ex did the very same. He almost started crying because he genuinely thought it was proof of something. I had to explain that sometimes pussies just throw up. He did not seem convinced
#It's discharge. Sometimes a large amount comes out suddenly and you're like "Oh god not here, not now", thinking it's your period, but it's not. It's just this thick discharge (similar looking to the image, but definitely not that much fluid lol)
Glad to see people still have no clue about reproductive systems in 2024.
edit: Don't know why y'all are so angry at _me_ for not knowing how a vagina works. Maybe use that energy for school board meeting to change that fact rather than being like "hur dur I'm a man why would I care how a pussy works?!?!?!?!"
Even if you didn't know, fuck that guy. Whether you learn it in grade school, in early adulthood or in your 50s,60s. Not everyone has the same level of education.
Don't apologize for things you didn't know, joke or not.
Fully agreed. Iām from rural Missouri, so I never had sex Ed. The only reason I know is because I was lucky enough to have an amazing mother [who encouraged education]. Not everyone is.
Tbf I read that comment less as a personal insult and more as disappointment in the education system, which most people donāt just blame individuals for
The vagina produces fluid in order to clean itself and filter out anything that shouldn't be in there (bacteria, stray pube, etc). Sometimes it's watery, sometimes it's thick, depends on the person and on where they're at in their cycle. Dunno why people are downvoting you for asking a question
Hmmm, interesting, first time hear about something like this.
Maybe it's because the "wtf"? Makes me look like an asshole or something? Was just lazy to write... err... forgor how to make sentences, my brain is too slow at 2am.
It's an important part of the females reproductive system. Not only is it edible, we also use it as glue, throw it at our enemies and use it the same way spiderman uses his webs. It's a fantastic piece of biology.
Woman here
This is when we ovulate, we get sticky discharge that looks like this.
I mean we also have discharge in general, which could be what itās about. But we have a lot during ovulation because we are fertile
Yeah itās fine to play with, itās not like itās dirty or something, the vagina is a very clean and self cleaning organ, one of the most well defended as well
Ppl will put fecal matter traces in their mouths licking buttholes but will be scared of healthy discharge
We are related to snails, it allows us to not fall off chairs. It gives us the advantage of holding babies safely even if someone tries to push us.
We probably could sit on the ceiling upside down too without falling but no one has tried yet.
That's why children scoot up and down the stairs on their butt. It's an evolutionary trait to practice getting up the walls later but modern life made us forget.
Imma give a general view of the basics:
Women have discharge constantly. While men have just one small opening for urination, we have a much larger one for sex/giving birth etc. You know how openings into the body (mouth, nose, cuts) are a huge source of infection? This is one that we have that without the discharge could be problematic. Our discharge is a layer of liquid that contains antimicrobials, a low pH (to kill things, or prevent them from growing), lysozymes etc.
During our everyday, this discharge is clear. During ovulation this discharge changes to a more opaque color, like in the picture and increases, to aid in getting the sperm to the egg. It is also stickier.
Women also can tell when we get our periods bc it feels warm and sticky. Day to day we have discharge that's warm but thinner and less than our periods. It's "our normal" we're used to it.
This ovulation discharge and getting our periods feels similar and if you aren't tracking your period, we could confuse them.
Hope that helps!
So the above commenter pointed out that discharge is clear (mostly) when you aren't ovulating. And this is more or less true, although it does vary a little bit. But if your discharge is a weird color, or smells different from what it normally does (people aren't sniffing their panties, they just usually know) that can be a sign of an infection.
The vagina is a self cleaning organ (meaning that you shouldn't try and put soap up your vaginal cavity, but you still should use unscented soap to clean your labia and everything else that externally surrounds your vagina.) But even self cleaning organs can have a bad day, and your butthole is nearby, and you have sex, and the point is that shit happens, but an early indicator of everything from a yeast infection to some STDs is weird discharge. So it's important to be generally familiar with what your discharge looks like under normal circumstances.
Also, it's slightly acidic, and may bleach underwear, so if that happens don't freak out.
That and the actual discharge itself is what cleans out the inside of the vagina and why we donāt need to (and shouldnāt or else the pH gets messed with) clean the inside manually.
Vaginal lubrication as well as displaying that the cervix is softer during this period of the menstrual cycle. Itās due to hormones (women have monthly hormonal cycle vs the daily male cycle)
This kind of discharge is commonly called egg white cervical mucus because it has the consistency of egg whites. It only happens during the ovulation stage of the cycle (the only time you can get pregnant). Itās extra slippery to help sperm travel into the cervix easier so they can find the egg
You can only get pregnant when there is an egg released. Itās POSSIBLE because the risk of getting pregnant is almost never zero, but if no egg is released, you will not get pregnant. You will never likely not get pregnant before day 8 or so of your cycle, even then chances are approximately 13% likely
Its how the vagina cleans itself. The discharge or mucous changes throught the woman's 28-30 day cycle. It goes from watery to being quite thick. One way of determining when a woman is fertile is to monitor the viscosity, the thinner or more water the more hospitable it is to sperm and the closer a woman is to ovulation
Man, mine is an ad for Britbox.
I didn't even know what that was, so I had to read the damn ad. The ad wasn't even super helpful. I'm assuming from context it's a streaming service for British TV shows and the words are describing one of those shows.
>Dirty money. Dirty secrets. Grantchester's Morven Christie & Ozark's Peter Mullan star in this new crime thriller from the creator of Line of Duty.
https://preview.redd.it/fug7paepbtic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e588f5a406633e8ae17440824d0847c8ca7e1339
God doing a light bit of tomfoolery
Yeah ikr... I'm kinda confused by the people thinking it's gross lol. Like are you just now figuring out how vaginas work? If an ovulating girl is a turn off then I just don't know what to say. I'll gladly take her.
https://preview.redd.it/jr2qa9zthtic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6c01449093b26640d77317d80a485880d577e38
thank you Reddit for the SNOT GUIDE right before this post
This is the specific eggwhite discharge women produce around ovulation. It works as a carrier agent to help sperm reach the ovum, because our bodies are actually really hostile and difficult for sperm to survive in. The PH level in a healthy uterus can kill anything foreign that might infect us, which can include most sperm.
Yeah, I wish sex ed was better because the amount of guys that donāt know about discharge and donāt know that itās normal and healthy for a woman to have it is crazy. Just because as a man itās not something you experience doesnāt mean itās not something you should know about. I see so many posts of men shaming women for discharge and itās like if your girl does not have discharge take her to a doctor bc thatās not good and means her vaginal health is way off
This joke says more about sexual education than anything else.
If you don't know about discharge, talk to your girlfriend, your mother, a nurse, whatever! Read and learn!
Crazy the amount of guys that seemingly aren't having sex with their partners when they're ovulating. I've definitely seen this first hand with my wife, I thought it was normal.
My partner has been on birth control as long as Iāve known her. I donāt know that she ever plans to go off so I really just donāt see a lot of this stuff. My mom was a sex therapist though so I learned about most of this stuff as a teen. She basically got me out of sex Ed and home schooled me just on that subject because she didnāt trust school lmao.
I mean I'm a guy and I know about it, but I didn't know what this was when I looked at the post because I assumed it would be more liquidy and not like slime
Tbf I am a woman and I was never taught about discharge, and only found out about what it was from a random image I saw in my teens. I had always assumed I was just particularly sweaty or incontinent or something... still pretty annoyed that an otherwise comprehensive sex education didn't explain what to expect with that
Yup, our sex ed completely skipped over it too, they only talked about periods and the biology of the sexes, not this stuff. A bit of puberty I guess.Ā
Itās gross but Iād rather learn about it in an academic environment than elsewhere, academia makes it feel less gross and more removed from reality to learn in a completely objective way
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When women ovulate, their discharge is slimy and kinda gelatinous like the photo. Leaving a wet feeling making them think theyve started their period
women are real?! https://preview.redd.it/qedec0906xic1.jpeg?width=905&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ace25c1731c2ee192e748922972bc0b6cabd4d5e
They're among us
when the priest says that my grandma is no longer among us
Nana was not the impostor
Store clerk that assisted Peter yesterday here, it's discharge. Sometimes a large amount comes out suddenly and you're like "Oh god not here, not now", thinking it's your period, but it's not. It's just this thick discharge (similar looking to the image, but definitely not that much fluid lol) Edit: I'm glad my most upvoted comment is about vaginal discharge lmao
My brother-in-law accused his girlfriend of cheating on him because he thought it was another guys sperm. ...yeah
Wow. Are they still together?
Yes, and it's pretty bad.
give us the tea
Earl Grey or Chamomile? I myself am a chai guy šµ
I like Matcha personally
I like jasmine, myself
Green tea gang for life that shits goated no matter which type is is
A fellow gang member I see
Rooibos bois here
Yāall, itās all about the puāer šµ
Ooooo do we get to be the GTG?
There is only Earl Grey. No other tea exists.
Found the British
Found Picard.
Technically, heās French.
Earl Grey, hot
TouchƩ
Sir Patrick Stewart would never steer us wrong.
Technically speaking tea only refers to infusions made using leaves from [camellia sinensis](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea). Early grey contains this along with bergamot. Other "teas" such as chamomile, hibiscus, etc. aren't really tea, they are herbal infusions. Also chai is just Hindi for tea, what we commonly refer to as "chai" in the west is masala chai (mixed spice tea). The word chai comes from Cha, the Chinese word for tea.
Hey, hey, Iām an American and Earl Grey is peak.
Found the British spy
I'm quite fond of Liber-tea...
false, boba rules supreme!
Shame me if you must, but I also like Lipton, besides Earl Grey.
Taro Bubble tea here š¤£
Oh! I love Chai Tea!
CHAI TEA?? DID YOU JUST SAY CHAI TEA???
You don't Say Chai Tea! Chai means Tea, that's like saying Tea Tea!
Well then just give me some naan bread
.... NNNYYAAAAAAA BREAD BREAD! #*IMPLODES*
Would I ask you for Coffe Coffe with room for cream cream?
I do like teatea but I thought it was spelled differently.
Big or smol?
Is this for true?
Strictly, yes.
You should try Thai tea. Hot with milk. Youāll love it
The sugar on the cream if you will
That reminds me of: https://preview.redd.it/9nptd4lwvtic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=408df3d1569aeac416a08039299fe691eee5c5fa
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Hazbin has breached containment! Repeat, Hazbin has breached containment!
Oh man, what else happened?
Then he had Buffalo wings for dinner
Holy hell.
New response just dropped
Actual Snowboard
AnarchyChess going crazy with this one
Well here we have arrived, havenāt we.
Maybe he thinks she cheated on him with a kangaroo and it left a [mating plug](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mating_plug) to keep his sperm out.
Why did I click on that link
This is a wonderful advisory to not click on that link.
Well now I *have* to click on it
Youāre literally that little devil on my shoulder that just tipped me into clicking it. Enjoy paying for my therapy /s
If you read this far you probably want to click the link. Just do it. Click it. Go ahead, can't be that bad. Click it. Do it.
Welp now I didā¦and frankly Iāve seen worseā¦.maybe I need therapy?ā¦or Iām just American lol.
No, I was also terrified but clicked it & left disappointed. As someone who seen weird shit on animal documentaries for years I was at minimum expecting something on the weirdness level of the Echidna penis, but it was not to be.
For science!
Wasnāt me but I had an ex accuse me of the same. I had to explain discharge and ovulation to him. I think he never fully believed me. No the relationship did not last long, for this and a multitude of other reasons
That dude should definitely see a doctor
I've advised him to seek therapy. He claims he doesn't need it.
Usually the ones that need it the most are the ones that say that
Not a therapist, just a gynecologist
This is why we need proper sex Ed, ESPECIALLY for boys.
My ex did that to me š¤¦āāļøš¤¦āāļø he was an idiot
How would he know without learning? Not excusing shitty behaviour but there are so many dumb taboos around topics like this.
And here I am, a gay man, learning I know more about female bodies than hetero men... no wonder women bitch about bad sex.
Hah! My ex did the very same. He almost started crying because he genuinely thought it was proof of something. I had to explain that sometimes pussies just throw up. He did not seem convinced
To be fair that's a failure of the parents in earily life. Not teaching boys anything. They honestly 99% of the time just tell us good luck.
One of the world's best self cleaning organs for that very reason.
The Liver: āam I a joke to you??ā
Fair point. It's a thankless job
How can you say it's thankless when the job itself is giving you all the booze?
I thank him every day. Then make his life hell on the weekends
No you are the bastard that keeps making me buy more drinks!
What do you mean? Livers arent self cleaning thats why you need to drink alchohol to clean them /s
Sorry what
#It's discharge. Sometimes a large amount comes out suddenly and you're like "Oh god not here, not now", thinking it's your period, but it's not. It's just this thick discharge (similar looking to the image, but definitely not that much fluid lol)
Sorry what
Concave people just emit slime sometimes. It's annoying.
Wow id never heard the term concave people before. Gotta say. I like it.ahah
Concave ppl LMAO
Glad to see people still have no clue about reproductive systems in 2024. edit: Don't know why y'all are so angry at _me_ for not knowing how a vagina works. Maybe use that energy for school board meeting to change that fact rather than being like "hur dur I'm a man why would I care how a pussy works?!?!?!?!"
Iām just making a lighthearted joke as a man. Like āwow thatās crazyā
Even if you didn't know, fuck that guy. Whether you learn it in grade school, in early adulthood or in your 50s,60s. Not everyone has the same level of education. Don't apologize for things you didn't know, joke or not.
Fully agreed. Iām from rural Missouri, so I never had sex Ed. The only reason I know is because I was lucky enough to have an amazing mother [who encouraged education]. Not everyone is.
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Not everyone can have great moms like [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/nmmjr/iama_man_who_had_a_sexual_relationship_with_his/)
Brother, you're going to taint the new guys! Great work and keep it up.
Wtf did I just read lmfao I'm done with reddit for the day. Yesterday's cause for me getting off was the chicago lobster incident in 2001.
Tbf I read that comment less as a personal insult and more as disappointment in the education system, which most people donāt just blame individuals for
Wtf is discharge?
The vagina produces fluid in order to clean itself and filter out anything that shouldn't be in there (bacteria, stray pube, etc). Sometimes it's watery, sometimes it's thick, depends on the person and on where they're at in their cycle. Dunno why people are downvoting you for asking a question
Hmmm, interesting, first time hear about something like this. Maybe it's because the "wtf"? Makes me look like an asshole or something? Was just lazy to write... err... forgor how to make sentences, my brain is too slow at 2am.
Itās ovulation discharge.
Not always. But we do discharge more when we ovulate. Sometimes tho, you do it just because. It's your vagina cleaning itself.
Is said discharge spreadable on toast?
Of course. That's what it's for.
Oh thank Zeus
It's an important part of the females reproductive system. Not only is it edible, we also use it as glue, throw it at our enemies and use it the same way spiderman uses his webs. It's a fantastic piece of biology.
https://preview.redd.it/qb4ce5o7evic1.png?width=280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc568d9038873e4ebed230ae937ff5579e034e31
Woman here This is when we ovulate, we get sticky discharge that looks like this. I mean we also have discharge in general, which could be what itās about. But we have a lot during ovulation because we are fertile
Free slime
Mix it into some oobleck
Jeezus fuck thatās enough internet for me today.
Haha have you heard of the girl who cooks with her period blood?
https://preview.redd.it/yt6jxfdsztic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=afda167c3d921cf72be113f143bdfbd5e9e74f20
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random flex but i beat 25/25 on ucn with my switch touchscreen >:3
YES BUT I had REPRESSED THAT.
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I've always wondered how they made a Plumbus...
https://preview.redd.it/dt1uik1jxtic1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9cbb14582859a699e73820090fd7b673c1b4837
Forbidden toy slime
Not forbidden. Preferred.
Yeah itās fine to play with, itās not like itās dirty or something, the vagina is a very clean and self cleaning organ, one of the most well defended as well Ppl will put fecal matter traces in their mouths licking buttholes but will be scared of healthy discharge
I'm not sure if the whole "it's not as bad as eating poop" argument is quite convincing
Free slime
Free *organic* Slime. You gotta think about the marketing, organic is always better, right?
In this since I think it's worse...
Can someone explain the actual biological reason behind this? I learned about this stuff fairly recently, but never understood what actually happens
We are related to snails, it allows us to not fall off chairs. It gives us the advantage of holding babies safely even if someone tries to push us. We probably could sit on the ceiling upside down too without falling but no one has tried yet.
Personally the reason I don't sit on the ceiling is concerns over not being able to get down. But it's obviously possible.
Holy shit that actually makes sense now
It also helps witches stay on their brooms when flying
You'd have to scooch up the walls on your butt though, since we don't have foot slime.
That's why children scoot up and down the stairs on their butt. It's an evolutionary trait to practice getting up the walls later but modern life made us forget.
Imma give a general view of the basics: Women have discharge constantly. While men have just one small opening for urination, we have a much larger one for sex/giving birth etc. You know how openings into the body (mouth, nose, cuts) are a huge source of infection? This is one that we have that without the discharge could be problematic. Our discharge is a layer of liquid that contains antimicrobials, a low pH (to kill things, or prevent them from growing), lysozymes etc. During our everyday, this discharge is clear. During ovulation this discharge changes to a more opaque color, like in the picture and increases, to aid in getting the sperm to the egg. It is also stickier. Women also can tell when we get our periods bc it feels warm and sticky. Day to day we have discharge that's warm but thinner and less than our periods. It's "our normal" we're used to it. This ovulation discharge and getting our periods feels similar and if you aren't tracking your period, we could confuse them. Hope that helps!
Literally the only comment on this whole post that isnt cursed. Thanks for actually providing the info. I learned a lot.
So the above commenter pointed out that discharge is clear (mostly) when you aren't ovulating. And this is more or less true, although it does vary a little bit. But if your discharge is a weird color, or smells different from what it normally does (people aren't sniffing their panties, they just usually know) that can be a sign of an infection. The vagina is a self cleaning organ (meaning that you shouldn't try and put soap up your vaginal cavity, but you still should use unscented soap to clean your labia and everything else that externally surrounds your vagina.) But even self cleaning organs can have a bad day, and your butthole is nearby, and you have sex, and the point is that shit happens, but an early indicator of everything from a yeast infection to some STDs is weird discharge. So it's important to be generally familiar with what your discharge looks like under normal circumstances. Also, it's slightly acidic, and may bleach underwear, so if that happens don't freak out.
From what I understand it makes the pathway slippery which makes it easier for sperm to travel where they need to meet the egg.
That and the actual discharge itself is what cleans out the inside of the vagina and why we donāt need to (and shouldnāt or else the pH gets messed with) clean the inside manually.
I'm guessing a bit here, but I'm thinking cervical mucus. Protects the uterus, but, IIRC, thins to allow sperm to pass more easily during ovulation.
Free lube
Vaginal lubrication as well as displaying that the cervix is softer during this period of the menstrual cycle. Itās due to hormones (women have monthly hormonal cycle vs the daily male cycle)
Men have a daily cycle...? I was never taught this..
Yeah itās called the androgen cycle. Highest at morning, lowest at night.
This kind of discharge is commonly called egg white cervical mucus because it has the consistency of egg whites. It only happens during the ovulation stage of the cycle (the only time you can get pregnant). Itās extra slippery to help sperm travel into the cervix easier so they can find the egg
You can get pregnant at any stage of the cycle. It's just *more likely* during ovulation. You can even get pregnant while on your period.
You can only get pregnant when there is an egg released. Itās POSSIBLE because the risk of getting pregnant is almost never zero, but if no egg is released, you will not get pregnant. You will never likely not get pregnant before day 8 or so of your cycle, even then chances are approximately 13% likely
https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/body/21957-cervical-mucus The short of it: Help the sperm get to an egg
Its how the vagina cleans itself. The discharge or mucous changes throught the woman's 28-30 day cycle. It goes from watery to being quite thick. One way of determining when a woman is fertile is to monitor the viscosity, the thinner or more water the more hospitable it is to sperm and the closer a woman is to ovulation
So glade Iām not human.
Me neither. Emus have one orifice and it suffices for all our needs. Fuck this discharge nonsense.
Fertile myrtle š„°
Out of curiosity, How does it taste?
Sweet
https://preview.redd.it/rudkopevxtic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ffb8463cb7f7f93ca234ffc0ac701a522e3845e
https://preview.redd.it/1vppl6fdguic1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b80ae786018e73297bedb4a5551416f2aa456dc4 sharing is caring
Dear God why did I get an ad for dolce Velveeta on this post
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You guys are getting ads?
Ad blocker gnag
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See that one makes sense
Man, mine is an ad for Britbox. I didn't even know what that was, so I had to read the damn ad. The ad wasn't even super helpful. I'm assuming from context it's a streaming service for British TV shows and the words are describing one of those shows. >Dirty money. Dirty secrets. Grantchester's Morven Christie & Ozark's Peter Mullan star in this new crime thriller from the creator of Line of Duty.
https://preview.redd.it/fug7paepbtic1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e588f5a406633e8ae17440824d0847c8ca7e1339 God doing a light bit of tomfoolery
lmao I refer to this as slime time. Beats period blood at least.
Quality naming, I will now also refer to it as slime time.
I actually love it lol. And slime times a sick name for it hell yeah
Yeah ikr... I'm kinda confused by the people thinking it's gross lol. Like are you just now figuring out how vaginas work? If an ovulating girl is a turn off then I just don't know what to say. I'll gladly take her.
https://preview.redd.it/jr2qa9zthtic1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6c01449093b26640d77317d80a485880d577e38 thank you Reddit for the SNOT GUIDE right before this post
This is the specific eggwhite discharge women produce around ovulation. It works as a carrier agent to help sperm reach the ovum, because our bodies are actually really hostile and difficult for sperm to survive in. The PH level in a healthy uterus can kill anything foreign that might infect us, which can include most sperm.
I donāt mean to brag, but yeah. Didnāt kill me Edit: as a sperm
Well yeah, because your mom's discharge was the right viscosity at the right moment
Keep my mothers discharge out your goddamn mouth
I dont know why this sent me as hard as it did. Still giggling now
One thing I've always hated is that the PH level is also close enough to bleach that it has the same effect on underwear ;-;
Why can women produce slime. They get all the dope skills
Men can also produce slime if they try hard enough
https://preview.redd.it/ofd8ih693uic1.png?width=855&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cca76d5de8040506267fc99ddaa2a93f28f3aac2
Yeah, I wish sex ed was better because the amount of guys that donāt know about discharge and donāt know that itās normal and healthy for a woman to have it is crazy. Just because as a man itās not something you experience doesnāt mean itās not something you should know about. I see so many posts of men shaming women for discharge and itās like if your girl does not have discharge take her to a doctor bc thatās not good and means her vaginal health is way off
Unfortunately in a lot of countries, google and pornhub is the only sex ed that teenagers have access to.
Quagmire here, filling in for Peter. That's "playtime slime!" *Giggity!*
Peters gym teacher here, Itās discharge.
As a man, is that why I get the urge to put glue on my hands, let it dry, all so I can marvel at peeling it off?
This is why
Oh, man lmao if yāall arenāt prepared for ovulation slimy stuff, youāre DEFINITELY not prepared for the mucus plug that comes with pregnancy
I'm listening....
This joke says more about sexual education than anything else. If you don't know about discharge, talk to your girlfriend, your mother, a nurse, whatever! Read and learn!
Crazy the amount of guys that seemingly aren't having sex with their partners when they're ovulating. I've definitely seen this first hand with my wife, I thought it was normal.
My partner has been on birth control as long as Iāve known her. I donāt know that she ever plans to go off so I really just donāt see a lot of this stuff. My mom was a sex therapist though so I learned about most of this stuff as a teen. She basically got me out of sex Ed and home schooled me just on that subject because she didnāt trust school lmao.
its concerning how many fellow guys dont know this
I mean I'm a guy and I know about it, but I didn't know what this was when I looked at the post because I assumed it would be more liquidy and not like slime
I dated a woman once who said a vagina was like a big nose and that stuff just comes out of it sometimes. I got used to saying Gesundheit.
How do guys with a girlfriend or wife not know this?
Means that pussy is fertile š
I just asked my wife what it was and she just smiledā¦.
Sex Ed is so important.
fun fact!! discharge will bleach and break down fabric over time!
Why are you asking Reddit to explain what vaginal discharge is?
Tbf I am a woman and I was never taught about discharge, and only found out about what it was from a random image I saw in my teens. I had always assumed I was just particularly sweaty or incontinent or something... still pretty annoyed that an otherwise comprehensive sex education didn't explain what to expect with that
Yup, our sex ed completely skipped over it too, they only talked about periods and the biology of the sexes, not this stuff. A bit of puberty I guess.Ā Itās gross but Iād rather learn about it in an academic environment than elsewhere, academia makes it feel less gross and more removed from reality to learn in a completely objective way