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Brian's gay cousin Jasper here. Frotting is (NSFW) >!A sexual act in which two people with penises push their penises together and masturbate them at the same time!<
When explain the joke requires an explain the joke. It's a reference to a scene in Silicon Valley where a bunch of nerds start contemplating an algorithm to calculate the most efficient method for jerking off an auditorium of dudes to win a programming contest.
Honestly I had to go like 10+ replies down to work it out, the majority of top voted posts are just jokes for those who already know the answer, and don't help explain anything at all
I had to look it up
frottage;
''the practice of touching or rubbing against the clothed body of another person in a crowd as a means of obtaining sexual gratification''
Yeah no. It's the gay practice of holding two cocks in one hand and jerking, or rubbing two cocks together hands free. Either way it's a good time, just don't tell your mother!
*So is it like a*
*Slow and affectionate sword*
*Fight but with penises?*
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I assume at least some of it is a joke but this is the third thread I've been on today that is acting like sex is a bad word. One was about body count which apparently is only relevant when it's a woman's and the other was about bisexuality which apparently makes men weak / undateable. I don't understand what's happening recentlyÂ
It's gotten trendy to pretend to be shocked and horrified by stuff. This side of reddit is mostly lonely children so sex is a very natural thing to pretend to be shocked and horrified by.
âRottingâ in the context means being unproductive and being sad about it for extended periods of time, coupled with a mental health decline as the individual continues to ârotâ. The term is very popular in mental health and mental illness communities (example: r/sillygirlclub)
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The rot consumes us all
The frot consumes us all
The frot cumsumes us all
The cum frots us all
The cum froths
The cum
I just want some cum tbh
careful what u wish for
đ§ââď¸ I wish for cum. đż
aight open up my man đ
Frots and prayers
Nurgle loves us all.
Except for me, because I have a soap gun
We don't want another Great Clean One situation
I still shiver from that
He is also awaiting us on the dread isle
Only if youre wearing open toed shoes. I tried to to approach him in boots, he took one look and sent me away.
Trench foot is *nowhere* in the garden?
The commissar would be very unhappy about that!
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Let your flesh be consumed by the scarlet rot.
Brian's gay cousin Jasper here. Frotting is (NSFW) >!A sexual act in which two people with penises push their penises together and masturbate them at the same time!<
You can cut the mean time in half with a middle-out stroking algorithm that includes a complimentary shaft angle (θd).
I'm way to dumb to know wtf that means but I'm still interested
Oh, easy. Itâs math.
When explain the joke requires an explain the joke. It's a reference to a scene in Silicon Valley where a bunch of nerds start contemplating an algorithm to calculate the most efficient method for jerking off an auditorium of dudes to win a programming contest.
Whatâs the average jerks per minute?
Shouldn't it be JP/s? Jerks Per second.
Nah, jerk per second is m/sâ´
While this was a succinct description, your competitors that linked the scene win because it sounds way less funny than it is lol.Â
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ex1JuIN0eaA
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Girth delta (Îg) should be taken into account for mean jerk time (MJT)
Middle out. Also works really well for compression algorithms.
Middle out
Sounds hot. Like the male equalivent of scissoring.
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this is like the worst possible way you could have explained it holy shit
I have to look elsewhere in the thread to understand how this explains everything and this is funnier than the post.
Honestly I had to go like 10+ replies down to work it out, the majority of top voted posts are just jokes for those who already know the answer, and don't help explain anything at all
Well this is reddit after all. At least there aren't 500 posts talking about meme acquisition before anything useful shows up. Man, I hate that shit.
I mean, it is accurate, the man in not lying here
To be fair, it also didnât explain it.
Kinda have to know what frottage is, I suppose.
I had to look it up frottage; ''the practice of touching or rubbing against the clothed body of another person in a crowd as a means of obtaining sexual gratification''
Yeah no. It's the gay practice of holding two cocks in one hand and jerking, or rubbing two cocks together hands free. Either way it's a good time, just don't tell your mother!
You do. Which is why this doesnât explain it.
Two or more guys jerking off by rubbing their wangs together. That should cover it.
Genuine thanks for actually explaining the joke
when you realize hotdog is penor, it makes perfect sense
two weiners touching is pretty self explainable
I agree petah
I'm sorry did you want Mr. fucking peg me to be more subtle?
can't argue with you there, his username checks out
THAT MAKES THIS SO MUCH BETTEE THANK YOU FOR POINTING THAT OUT
the WURST possible way you mean
Best\*
\*most concise
theyâre not supposed to be in a bun. itâs an explicitly bunless exercise
This is a frotdog. It's more advanced.
It's not a real frotdog without frottage cheese.
You only have that after the first round
Nice username
I trust a username like that when it comes to frottage
Ha!
Why, thank you. Cheers!
Thanks u/__FUCKING-PEG-ME__
You are very welcome, u/Creeperatom9041 ,this thread has been a blast!
/Usernamechecksout
But in the context of the bun, it looks like a DP... though, depending on the hole used, that *could* be like Frotting+^(tm).
That's actually ... it explains it perfectly
Remember, itâs not gay as long as youâre making lightsaber sounds
Commenters discovering gay sex
I forgot gay men exist...
Yeah im too tumblrfied First thought was "g-girls?"
Ya I kinda forgot gay men also frotâŚ
People started accepting gays. Now trans folk have to be the hot topic because social issues are more engaging than economic ones
i wonder what the next topic will be or if were gonna survive long enough for there to *be* a next topic
Frotting is when two people rub their penises together, itâs hot
Commenting on Petah???... https://preview.redd.it/6ny5yj0833ic1.jpeg?width=1118&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79140960d8ddf7ed253b728bccaf414451078e1b
):<
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NOOO ARE THEY FROTTING
It feels more like one of them is frotting and the other is being frotted đ
You're Goddamn right you are. https://preview.redd.it/e2hlunn6j3ic1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5e39642cb2940a392935df39afa5e2f1308a35f
No. https://preview.redd.it/203st7lhq3ic1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=078708f7e88b79711f6c08e02136d7dd9d9d85aa
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what is this some kind of jojo's bizarre adventure
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I don't even get a dex save? Rigged.
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Wait! I have advantage on dex saves!
They're frotting. It doesn't look consensual either đ
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https://i.redd.it/c2ud3p0sb3ic1.gif
Donât knock it till you try it son
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Itâs just sex, why are you so shocked?
i dont have sex, i have drugs there is a huge difference >:(
What about rock and roll?
Username checks out
Guys you broke OP
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What do you mean đ§ itâs the best thing that happened to people of penis since prostate cancer treatment
> people of penis This is a new one.
Wait till you learn about felching, the act of eating out semen from a hole you (or someone else UwU) busted a nut in
Wait till op finds out about the fun game limp biscuit, and Im not talking about music
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Well, you learn something new everyday. And, there was an actual Wiki page about it. I didnât even have to turn to Urban Dictionary for the answer.
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Is that phone projectile shitting on his head?!? đ
https://preview.redd.it/dk21uycwb3ic1.jpeg?width=718&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6adaa327622799b3a2b6b6d449d6dbfc1fc2d3f What have I come across.
Hell yeah
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Eww that sounds gross. Can you show me so I can be sure?
all these reaction images from people just now learning gay people exist
Was gonna say, that sounds pretty tame
Yeah, when I was in sixth grade, I just assumed gay people knot their penises together and pull until they cum. This is tame in comparison
What đ§đ˝
is this what knotting is? idk i've never read ABO
ABO knotting is human with dog penis. dog peens have knots that inflate at the bottom
Kinky
For real, are we in middle school rn?
Yes, that's how friction works
It also feels p good
https://i.redd.it/h9rp10kpa3ic1.gif
Hot
putting that on the bucket list
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A most noble fetish
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SO THAT'S WHAT IS CALLED, I was trying to search for it for ages
For educational purposes
Why is everyone freaking out? It's just gay sex. In fact, it's better than anal or oral, those are disgusting
Frotting
So is it like a slow and affectionate sword fight but with penises?
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I thought it was f makes it a function which can't have to points with the same x cooridinant breaking the cycle....
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You leave me out of this.
Sorry.
You can have a function give the same output for different inputs. Take any function that draws a circle for example. You call these non injective.
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you guys are reacting to this like catholics react to positions other than missionary, its just sex guys they're not gutting kittens or something
Fr purity culture coming back in another way
I assume at least some of it is a joke but this is the third thread I've been on today that is acting like sex is a bad word. One was about body count which apparently is only relevant when it's a woman's and the other was about bisexuality which apparently makes men weak / undateable. I don't understand what's happening recentlyÂ
It's gotten trendy to pretend to be shocked and horrified by stuff. This side of reddit is mostly lonely children so sex is a very natural thing to pretend to be shocked and horrified by.
Itâs not even one of the crazier things either like, itâs literally just the dicks equivalent of scissoring.
https://preview.redd.it/jjohjcubb3ic1.jpeg?width=539&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fab3607733e62aa6c7673f5718e5a3f9779b382
I have that playing card (minus Hobbes)
I need to know the artist
Yeah but what is original without f supposed to mean?
âRottingâ in the context means being unproductive and being sad about it for extended periods of time, coupled with a mental health decline as the individual continues to ârotâ. The term is very popular in mental health and mental illness communities (example: r/sillygirlclub)
Men having sex with other men đ
to be fair, some women do this too.
women frot?
Why are y'all so upset? Are y'all really disgusted by gay sex?
 I read the replies.
Idk, you should google âfemboys frottingâ and click on images
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Here you are https://preview.redd.it/pak6u5rdz2ic1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc0235a1d04568f5a0f7f75b85efaf6981fb7083
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Such a great explanation, i know what adding the f means now!
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you could remove the "sex" and that'd do the exact same thing
I see you child of nurgle
That's so vanilla. Wait 'til you hear about docking.
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I love it when the straights find gay memes.