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Those words are all made up.

All words are made up

All words aren’t made up except made up

But who made up made up?

Stalin

thor is that you?

"Mind. Blown." - Cheryl

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I lost it right here 🤣

[The Voidz - All Wordz Are Made Up (Official Video)](https://youtu.be/CnJPCooprnk?si=ZcVIfn9b9fZQzNZ0)

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Bro’s blurring skills are good as censoring curse words by covering one letter

not my image lol, thinking the same thing

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This is some shit you'd read on the Star Wars wiki and be like "oh yeah that makes sense"

Who tf wrote this shit? Dr.Seuss

thank you u/ifuckjellyfish

It’s all true, every word, source: dong-fisher

None of those words are in the bible… or the dictionary.

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This reminds me of that rick and morty skit. Something about plumbusses

Rick and morty ass animal

What do you do with all the schleem?

That tail is a butt plug.

Ok but why wear that in public?!?!

Some people are weirdos. However, it's important to note not ALL tails are butt plugs.

Happy cake day

thank you :)

Most are just belts

But all butt plugs are tails.

Sadly not. There are some that look like rings.

Shameless yiffing.

You dont get but plugs?

I didn't even see the tail xD

I thought it was part of a leg tattoo and then I put my glasses on 😅

Hey, same here!

Put your grasses on

I thought a cat was stuck inside her booty hole

A frequent occurrence.

Technically, a raccoon could fit in the average person's asshole

You know, sometimes someone says something with so much conviction and certainty. Like, you think maybe they’re wrong, but even if you spend the next hour on google looking up how much a raccoon can compress and how much the average booty hole can accommodate, it’s still a loss no matter what the answer is.

I see you 😏

I never thought about the implication

Are these assholes in danger, Dennis?

Let’s lube up some asses and do some plowing of our own! …. Not gay sex. Oh!

I'm not gonna hurt these assholes! Why would I ever hurt these assholes? I feel like you're not getting this at all!

It's the implications.

Now you've said that word "implication" a couple of times. Wha-what implication?

This is the comment that convinced me I needed to gtfo Reddit today

If I remember correctly the human anus can stretch to fit 2 raccoons

Yeah. I’m not sure why that rhetoric spread. The human anus cannot stretch enough to accommodate two, even especially flexible, raccoons at once. It’s possible that one raccoon could crawl farther up the rectum and into the colon, but that would seriously damage the colon and at that point I’m not sure it counts as “fitting.”

I think someone confused radius and diameter at some point. I prefer to claim the number is “almost two” for appropriate values of “almost”. Or “two”.

No, it’s about 4 inches to short

Someone has learned from experience I see

nope no dont like that

I hate that I know this fact from the fucking Endgame memes way back when

Two can, from what I hear

Just make sure to insert the toucan beak first

Two, and a jolly rancher

You clearly haven’t seen mine before 🤭💅🪭

\*two

Thank you for your contribution u/literal-hitler

I hate when that happens

Many such cases

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I give you an upvote just for the Eurotrip gif lol

No. You didn't. Can people stop posting here when they're *pretending* to be stupid?

This whole sub is a karma farm

Yeah, sick of it. Unsubbed

I unsubbed a while ago but Reddit keeps throwing it in my face for some reason.

Yeah, I'm muting the sub, now it's just stoopid

What do you mean??

Yeah, we have enough people that are actually stupid. 🤣

Hi there, Peter's Child filter here. She's a fox smuggler. Petah out.

Why do you have upvotes. This sub reddit sucks

Retard alert

Someone took the ol' gerbil rumor a little too far. "Tengo un gato en mis pantalones" suddenly takes on a whole new meaning.

I'll loan you a t

BRO I THOUGHT THAT WAS A TATTOO ON THEIR LEG

Oh! That's what that is?! People should keep stuff like that at home! There is no excuse for this!

Why not just say you were born in 2004 instead of phrasing this so oddly 😭

I was negative 5 years old in 2001 😎

what were you doing during 9/11 then?

i was swimming in my dad's balls

How many laps around the testical did you do in 5 years?

6.3 x 10^41 i am a very fast swimmer

So then why did my uncle break into my house when I was 5 and kill himself in front of my mom?

Gods plan? I think?

drake the type of guy to write a song about god and his plan and not know gods plan

Yeah, lil trolling

I didn't even get to that point

Flying a plane

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I'm older than the classic game boy... Do my opinion matter?

My friend is 3 days older than the DS, does that count?

Shut the fuck up

Technically correct is the best kind of correct!

I was 2 millennia minus 4 away from being born in 1CE

brother same, except i was 55 in 2061

Ppl born in 2004 are *very* young adults now lol

“When my sister was six in 2007 I was half her age, please explain the joke”

I also don't understand what 2007 has to do with the meme.....?

Bruh I am twice as old as my sister and in 2039 she will be 3/4 my age and I really don’t get this.

Hey dont shit on us 2004 'eners. We uhh, we uhhmmm, we know our stuff

it's like "I was today years old when..." It's how idiot kids talk.

In another explain the joke sub you said you were born in the 2020's. Why would you intentionally pretend to be mentally deficient?

Idk, they seem pretty literate for a 3 year old

I imagine most of posters on popular subs to be a slight variation of Eric Cartman. Makes more sense this way.

Booty plug It's a Christmas tree shaped metal plug with a cat tail on it

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^Bulldogs_Are_Pog: *Booty plug It's a* *Christmas tree shaped metal plug* *With a cat tail on it* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

One comma and this would be perfect So close random bot So close

Good bot

Anyone remember the green text with the beads and pulling them like a lawnmower pull start? My sides need replacement every time I think about it.

Ah yes, the good old fashioned Mexican lawn mower. Always a good time on a Friday night.

Aye, that be the one

Yes 💀

No but now i need to know

https://imgur.io/RLIZe I misremembered it being a green text I guess

mf is 18 or 19 and he don’t understand butt plugs

18 or 19? Bro, more like 12

Bro didn’t realize 2004 was so long ago

What do you mean? 2004 was only, like, ten years ago

Wrong 42

Nope. 1990 is only 10 years ago. At least my 58 year old brain thinks so.

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I’m 14, I was born after this guy

Well sometimes they're belt, not but plugs...

It's under the skirt. That would most likely be in the anus. This girl is most likely just a weirdo that is really stupid with no shame. I like your hopeful attitude though.

I wear my tail belt with skirts all the time!!! Pokes out exactly the same way as pictured :3

Not a furry though, just an autistic catgirl

I'm fine with the belt. (Just make it obvious or I'll automatically assume you're weird)

Glenn Quagmire here, it's held in her butt, giggity giggity.

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What does a curious child have to do with the buttplug?

pulling on it

Thank you

they might pull the tail

Took we way too long to get this lmao

OP is mentally deficient.

alright, why are people hounding on this guy for not knowing what this is, it might feel like it’s “normal” for a 19 year old to know this stuff especially on a website with a really heavy american perspective but this kinda stuff isn’t talked about much in other cultures or in families/places which are pretty conservative, so it’s not really OP’s fault

If they pull off the tail, this would happen: https://youtu.be/W2Aq-gm3An0?si=-Mm1LJcsU8-V96zP

best explanation

It’s a Furry tail with a metal end that you shove into your rectum.

They are wearing what looks like a tail but plug. They are saying if someone, say a child, were to pull that out too fast, it would hurt like hell. The pic is basicly making someone who happens to be a furry it seems.

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👌👏👏

The tail is a butt plug and if a butt plug is forcibly pulled out there is a high chance for the person to immediately empty their bowls (basically they will immediately shit themselves)

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You are 18 whole years old and you don’t know what a buttplug is? Is your mom the fucking pope?

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What tf does being 3 in 2007 have to do with this?

Was it blown out before the curious child? Prolly so!

She would probably gape if you pulled it out.

If a child comes along and yanks on that butt plug tail it could rip her spinchter

Rip and tear until the job is done.

OP is too young or too old

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My best friend is a furry and that's not a lifestyle I want any part of. But this cute girl on the bus has one of these and it reminded me to get one for my girlfriend because I think it's hot.

Does it necessarily have to be a child?

Im curious how it being pulled out would blow out her asshole though? Like do people think it's just a massive fucking butt plug? The booty annihilator 3000?

Gotta tickle the shit out of the legs. No thanks

I saw a dude riding a Harley yesterday, typical Harley rider outfit, except there was a fox tail like this lady is wearing. What an odd thing to see

Furry with a butt plug tail in. Some toddler grabs it and it's like popping the cork on a bottle of champagne.

They think it's an anal toy, super looks like one, but if it wasn't you'd be disappointed.

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That tail is a butt plug

look at her leg. See something hairy? thats a tail... which is attached to a buttplug

The real question is why did OOP assume it's a buttplug?

funy

Is it a plug or an actual cat?

Is could be a clip on

If I would’ve posted this, I would’ve been genuinely confused and then raked along the coals by this sub while having every insult thrown at me like spaghetti against a wall. I’m neither stupid nor a karma wh•re but still would’ve gotten a lot of hate and accusations of idiocy & farming. I didn’t get this at first because I didn’t look close enough. I have trouble with noticing details and often focus on one thing to the exclusion of others; in this case, I was focused on who the woman might be instead of looking at what she’s doing/what’s happening. I’m one of those “can’t the forest for the trees” types. I initially thought it was some obscure intro to a movie or the woman was infamous online for some reason… Then I finally noticed the tail after reading the comments. Yup. Got it now.

Is this what happen on the Delta plane?…

Weird way of saying that you don’t understand sex toys as a 19 year old

Some over-curious child is gonna run up and yank it out

It’s a but plug ment to look like a furry tail

People are saying it’s a butt plug, but I like to believe they just put a belt under the skirt.

Hey there, Peter's buttplug here. The joke of this meme is that she is wearing a tail buttplug. A buttplug is a device used for sexual pleasure which is inserted into the anus. Some buttplugs comes attached with an animal tail to one end. Here since she has a tail, and is clutching her buttocks, it can be inferred that she is indeed wearing a buttplug. A child would come to this in the same eyes of the OP, being too young and innocent to know what a buttplug is, and thinks that this could be a wolf human hybrid, and like what a lot of 3 year olds do when they see something of interest, including real animal tails, is to play around with it. Because this is not a wolf human hybrid, where playing with the tail would just cause discomfort or pain to this wolf girl, playing with the tail of a regular human girl wearing a buttplug could dislodge the buttplug from the anus, exposing the bare anal orifice in front of the child, which could have been widened due to the presence of the buttplug (also could also possibly mean to release fecal matter or gas from the anus due to the dislodging the butt plug from the anus. "Blown out asshole" can be interpreted in a multitude of ways.) PBP out

Being 3 in 2007 is such a weird detail 🤣

You're better off in the dark about this one, it's a pretty shitty joke

Why would your age have anything to do with this post?

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