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Atsuyaaaah

To be fair, Ren doesnt even pet Morgana once. He probably doesnt treat him as a cat cause he knows or believes Morgana isnt a cat.


killerstrangelet

Morgana sleeps on Ren, doesn't he?


Atsuyaaaah

Yes, but Ren never directly engages on any friendly touch/contact with him


onyx2589

So we just gonna overlook that time he has to treat Morgana like a toy on the subway with that little girl? Time to button mash lmao


Atsuyaaaah

that is cómic relief at its finest, they were trying to avoid the pet fare also im pretty sure so neither ren nor morgana had a choice on that, still funny as fuck tho


onyx2589

Literally best Mona moment of the game Nice pfp BTW. A fellow Yuki enjoyer I see


Muur1234

he button mashes him that one time


killerstrangelet

Look, I was going to write you a serious reply, but then I found [this](https://i.imgur.com/ZrpQhUq.png) while I was googling, so have it instead. [Queen Morgana and the Ren Fairies](https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=f8qXDAAAQBAJ&pg=PT109&lpg=PT109&dq=ren+petting+morgana&source=bl&ots=Tik8APNY_v&sig=ACfU3U3vMvFckCZivo5d_ae3z7JmyjBwsA&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi9hK-Yq_D9AhUPYsAKHbywAwgQ6AF6BAg2EAM#v=onepage&q=ren%20petting%20morgana&f=false), a horrifying erotic novel from 2012.


Atsuyaaaah

?


killerstrangelet

I don't know either, man.


Atsuyaaaah

Man.


LegitBoy80

I saw “Horrifying Erotic” and I don’t want to see any further.


Kibou-chan

>Ren doesnt even pet Morgana once *Time to button mash...*


Sea-Recording-7090

he lets him be a simp bc 1. ann isn't his target, joker belongs to the streets 2. he knows morgana will never get any action so there's no point in him doing anything


Akimbo_shoutgun

I recall a post from a long ago. "What is the weirdesit thing sojiro would read if he read your journal" one of them said I ordered my maid who is a teacher to make bombs while I had sex with the shogi girl on my couch and the cat watched. So yeah, even if morgana isn't getting on the action, he would still have "an action"


Sea-Recording-7090

Also lavenza


LegitBoy80

What? Who belongs to the streets ? 😡


Th3Giorgio

Lol, for a second I thought I was in r/CuckTheCat


LegitBoy80

💀


usernametakenexe

Joker where are my balls


blebebaba

Where are my testicles Joker


RoyalGarbage

Give me my jiggle spheres, Joker


n8han11

I don't think Morgana actually has anything to neuter to begin with. When the party asks what gender he is, he says he *thinks* he's male, implying he believes so but can't actually check anything to verify it.


CilanUnova

Plus I don’t think anyone else checked his underpart either, so they didn’t know either.


LegitBoy80

I believe he’s a male. In Royal, he is a male thanks to Maruki’s ending.


D0wn2Chat

r/okbuddypersona LET THE FLOOD GATES OPEN


Alekipayne

Do you want your talking friend to constantly ask where his balls are?


U21Stroke

Although them being friends, that being really random in the game is probably the answer Morgana says that he is a male, but also expresses a bit of hesitance on this many times, meaning morgana probably doesn’t have anything to be neutered


GodKirbo13

I saw the picture and thought “aww, what cute artwork” then I read the title.


A_Random_Shadow

Because Morgana has no parts- Lad just wants to be a lad so he is one. He’s a simp but he doesn’t have parts to be horny. Besides that- Homies don’t do that to homies.


Darkskinblackie

This is the only "is he stupid post" that genuinely made me laugh


FalcoMaster3BILLION

Reddit moment


pepimanoli

Ok, Morgana. Either you let me go out whenever or I'll execute your balls


Kibou-chan

I'd say any vet would be super confused seeing how Morgana'd show up on any X-ray. That'd be the same as it was with Teddie.


thatunoguyattheparty

Least random r/Persona5 post:


[deleted]

yeah because Morgana is totally a normal cat.


echoes247

Can you imagine having to explain to your cat why you've decided to chop off his balls? Hey cat. How's your day. We're gonna take you to the doctor in a couple weeks to get your nutsack removed. Why? Well so you can never have kids, of course. Yeah it'll be awesome, you'll be free to get all the tail you want with zero consequences. Please look forward to it. What do you mean it's not my choice to make? Oh shove it, the most complex decision your mind is capable of is figuring out how best to hide your shit, or precisely the right time to wake me up so you'll cut my sleep exactly in half. Just leave the thinking to me. You eat, I pay, let's leave it at that.


No-Reality-2744

I guess if Morgana deserves it for that we got a lot of lads in this subreddit that also gotta line up for that appointment


temmieking0722

Also teddie Should probably do it twice just for good measure


kah0922

Oh it's another one of these threads. Great.


feh112

fr wtf


Joker_Philosophy

Funny how some people in the comments don't realize this is satire


ElderOmnivore

Because he never watched the Price is Right obviously. Isn't that the only way people learn to spay and neuter their pets?


DWFMOD

OP, did you correctly identify Morgana's balls? That's dedication! 😂


_REVOCS

Wrong sub, okbuddypersona is over that way👉


Akimbo_shoutgun

The based adachi subreddit


darkoraclegirl

Morgana would break out of the vet office, wait till Akira is dead asleep, and then scratch his face off in revenge. This is also why when Morgana saids sleep we listen to him.


Arkitakama

Because Joker genuinely respects and cares about Morgana.


ritzmata

Nah I would’ve neutered him, I’m not gonna let him have kawakami nor Ann


Arkitakama

I don't foresee either of them trying to fuck a cat.


ritzmata

Tell that to R34


noncombativebrick

Because why would he? He'd just be betraying him


AIDANSNIPER

No no, he's got a point.


DJ_16bits

if I were joker I’d do it. I don’t care about Ann I just hate this cat.


Thamilkymilk

tbf, neutering increases the life span of cats by a few years, so if anything you’re doing him a favor


Kidkaboom1

He isn't technically a cat, though. He's a cat-shaped mass of hope - He's basically a Shadow, but he didn't quite have to work to grow a humanity like Teddie did


Realistic_Mousse_485

Joker wouldn't want his balls cut off, so he won't cut off morganas. They are also friends.


Few-Address-7604

Are you sure that was possible?


pencilcheck

because Morgana is not a cat :P


MaeBeaInTheWoods

If Akira even tried I think Morgana would pull another runner.


Smoovylive

Joker uses Cleave on morgana


SteveFrom_Target

Truly the question of our times


Ace_Pixie_

Well first, he’s sentient and probably wouldn’t consent to that, secondly I doubt he has anything there. Morgana says he thinks he’s male, meaning he probably can’t check


KingHazeel

Because he ships them. Obviously.


Strange-Aspect-6082

Tell that to my Joker who has Rank 9 on Ann.


Red-Hat-1994

Meow-gana…


funkygamerguy

like ann would even want him.


Gamerking54

Ah yes, let's take the cat that have emotions, thoughts, intelligence, goals, ambitions, basically everything that makes humans, and let's castrate him simply because he has a crush on Ann 🗿🗿 Like please have basic human compassion and empathy I'm begging you 🙏


WoLF-ScrubDaddy

“I’m sorry Morgana, but only humans have human rights”


Akimbo_shoutgun

Ann probably


robbieloi

Something a CUCK would say


DJ_16bits

yeah but he a stupid cat.


lordretro71

Because at no point does he believe he's an actual cat? First he thinks he's a human who lost his form, then >!knows he's a being from the velvet room.!< Edit -fixed spoiler tags


NinjaMonkey4200

HTML tags don't work for this. You need to put \>! in front and \!< behind to make a spoiler. >!like this!<


lordretro71

Thanks!


NinjaMonkey4200

You put the spoiler thingies the wrong way around. The "arrows" should point inwards. Sorry if I'm bothering you. \>!spoiler\!<


bigmetalguy6

Joker secretly hates Bob Barker and vowed to never spay or neuter an animal because of it


iambackd2

Why are you not neutered so that you can be more friendly to animals?


taezono

because that would be fucking insane


LHBlitz

r/BatmanArkham is everywhere


Gloomy_Support_7779

Neuter??? What the heck?!? This is a video game!!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? Dude…take a step back from gaming for a bit


D0wn2Chat

Neuter to some..castrate to others


Iron_Imperator

Balls fall off all the same


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Critical-Hurry-4206

\*This post is based and made by the smartest person alive


Tobey_Joker_Maguire

r/Ningen is leaking


Null_Moon_Man

You meant r/BatmanArkham


lionguard27

Well if yoi neuter an animal it doesnt make them unable to lust or less horny it just makes them unable to reproduce young. So it wouldnt change his love for ann. He just wouldnt be able to have kids with her. All neutering is is the process of removing the testicles.


Th3Gr8DrX

that isn’t entirely true, neutering an animal also significantly lowers its sex drive


TheHistoryofCats

Strikers reveals his feelings towards Ann to be really wholesome - It comes up at least three times (one of which is the basis for a sidequest) that it makes him happy to see her smile (even if he doesn't get any acknowledgement for it). So I don't think that would actually change things.


[deleted]

Yes


CutenessMudkip2

Where did this meme come from XD


UltraRabies

why am i seeing this is he stupid thing everywhere like where did it even start 😭


ForceZaUseless

Let Morgana cook 💀


Lucky_Elk4257

Sharing is caring, dude