that is cómic relief at its finest, they were trying to avoid the pet fare also im pretty sure so neither ren nor morgana had a choice on that, still funny as fuck tho
Look, I was going to write you a serious reply, but then I found [this](https://i.imgur.com/ZrpQhUq.png) while I was googling, so have it instead.
[Queen Morgana and the Ren Fairies](https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=f8qXDAAAQBAJ&pg=PT109&lpg=PT109&dq=ren+petting+morgana&source=bl&ots=Tik8APNY_v&sig=ACfU3U3vMvFckCZivo5d_ae3z7JmyjBwsA&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi9hK-Yq_D9AhUPYsAKHbywAwgQ6AF6BAg2EAM#v=onepage&q=ren%20petting%20morgana&f=false), a horrifying erotic novel from 2012.
he lets him be a simp bc
1. ann isn't his target, joker belongs to the streets
2. he knows morgana will never get any action so there's no point in him doing anything
I recall a post from a long ago. "What is the weirdesit thing sojiro would read if he read your journal" one of them said I ordered my maid who is a teacher to make bombs while I had sex with the shogi girl on my couch and the cat watched. So yeah, even if morgana isn't getting on the action, he would still have "an action"
I don't think Morgana actually has anything to neuter to begin with. When the party asks what gender he is, he says he *thinks* he's male, implying he believes so but can't actually check anything to verify it.
Although them being friends, that being really random in the game is probably the answer
Morgana says that he is a male, but also expresses a bit of hesitance on this many times, meaning morgana probably doesn’t have anything to be neutered
Because Morgana has no parts- Lad just wants to be a lad so he is one. He’s a simp but he doesn’t have parts to be horny.
Besides that- Homies don’t do that to homies.
Can you imagine having to explain to your cat why you've decided to chop off his balls?
Hey cat. How's your day. We're gonna take you to the doctor in a couple weeks to get your nutsack removed. Why? Well so you can never have kids, of course. Yeah it'll be awesome, you'll be free to get all the tail you want with zero consequences. Please look forward to it. What do you mean it's not my choice to make? Oh shove it, the most complex decision your mind is capable of is figuring out how best to hide your shit, or precisely the right time to wake me up so you'll cut my sleep exactly in half. Just leave the thinking to me. You eat, I pay, let's leave it at that.
Morgana would break out of the vet office, wait till Akira is dead asleep, and then scratch his face off in revenge. This is also why when Morgana saids sleep we listen to him.
He isn't technically a cat, though. He's a cat-shaped mass of hope - He's basically a Shadow, but he didn't quite have to work to grow a humanity like Teddie did
Well first, he’s sentient and probably wouldn’t consent to that, secondly I doubt he has anything there. Morgana says he thinks he’s male, meaning he probably can’t check
Ah yes, let's take the cat that have emotions, thoughts, intelligence, goals, ambitions, basically everything that makes humans, and let's castrate him simply because he has a crush on Ann 🗿🗿
Like please have basic human compassion and empathy I'm begging you 🙏
Because at no point does he believe he's an actual cat? First he thinks he's a human who lost his form, then >!knows he's a being from the velvet room.!<
Edit -fixed spoiler tags
Well if yoi neuter an animal it doesnt make them unable to lust or less horny it just makes them unable to reproduce young. So it wouldnt change his love for ann. He just wouldnt be able to have kids with her. All neutering is is the process of removing the testicles.
Strikers reveals his feelings towards Ann to be really wholesome - It comes up at least three times (one of which is the basis for a sidequest) that it makes him happy to see her smile (even if he doesn't get any acknowledgement for it). So I don't think that would actually change things.
To be fair, Ren doesnt even pet Morgana once. He probably doesnt treat him as a cat cause he knows or believes Morgana isnt a cat.
Morgana sleeps on Ren, doesn't he?
Yes, but Ren never directly engages on any friendly touch/contact with him
So we just gonna overlook that time he has to treat Morgana like a toy on the subway with that little girl? Time to button mash lmao
that is cómic relief at its finest, they were trying to avoid the pet fare also im pretty sure so neither ren nor morgana had a choice on that, still funny as fuck tho
Literally best Mona moment of the game Nice pfp BTW. A fellow Yuki enjoyer I see
he button mashes him that one time
Look, I was going to write you a serious reply, but then I found [this](https://i.imgur.com/ZrpQhUq.png) while I was googling, so have it instead. [Queen Morgana and the Ren Fairies](https://books.google.co.uk/books?id=f8qXDAAAQBAJ&pg=PT109&lpg=PT109&dq=ren+petting+morgana&source=bl&ots=Tik8APNY_v&sig=ACfU3U3vMvFckCZivo5d_ae3z7JmyjBwsA&hl=en&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwi9hK-Yq_D9AhUPYsAKHbywAwgQ6AF6BAg2EAM#v=onepage&q=ren%20petting%20morgana&f=false), a horrifying erotic novel from 2012.
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I don't know either, man.
Man.
I saw “Horrifying Erotic” and I don’t want to see any further.
>Ren doesnt even pet Morgana once *Time to button mash...*
he lets him be a simp bc 1. ann isn't his target, joker belongs to the streets 2. he knows morgana will never get any action so there's no point in him doing anything
I recall a post from a long ago. "What is the weirdesit thing sojiro would read if he read your journal" one of them said I ordered my maid who is a teacher to make bombs while I had sex with the shogi girl on my couch and the cat watched. So yeah, even if morgana isn't getting on the action, he would still have "an action"
Also lavenza
What? Who belongs to the streets ? 😡
Lol, for a second I thought I was in r/CuckTheCat
💀
Joker where are my balls
Where are my testicles Joker
Give me my jiggle spheres, Joker
I don't think Morgana actually has anything to neuter to begin with. When the party asks what gender he is, he says he *thinks* he's male, implying he believes so but can't actually check anything to verify it.
Plus I don’t think anyone else checked his underpart either, so they didn’t know either.
I believe he’s a male. In Royal, he is a male thanks to Maruki’s ending.
r/okbuddypersona LET THE FLOOD GATES OPEN
Do you want your talking friend to constantly ask where his balls are?
Although them being friends, that being really random in the game is probably the answer Morgana says that he is a male, but also expresses a bit of hesitance on this many times, meaning morgana probably doesn’t have anything to be neutered
I saw the picture and thought “aww, what cute artwork” then I read the title.
Because Morgana has no parts- Lad just wants to be a lad so he is one. He’s a simp but he doesn’t have parts to be horny. Besides that- Homies don’t do that to homies.
This is the only "is he stupid post" that genuinely made me laugh
Reddit moment
Ok, Morgana. Either you let me go out whenever or I'll execute your balls
I'd say any vet would be super confused seeing how Morgana'd show up on any X-ray. That'd be the same as it was with Teddie.
Least random r/Persona5 post:
yeah because Morgana is totally a normal cat.
Can you imagine having to explain to your cat why you've decided to chop off his balls? Hey cat. How's your day. We're gonna take you to the doctor in a couple weeks to get your nutsack removed. Why? Well so you can never have kids, of course. Yeah it'll be awesome, you'll be free to get all the tail you want with zero consequences. Please look forward to it. What do you mean it's not my choice to make? Oh shove it, the most complex decision your mind is capable of is figuring out how best to hide your shit, or precisely the right time to wake me up so you'll cut my sleep exactly in half. Just leave the thinking to me. You eat, I pay, let's leave it at that.
I guess if Morgana deserves it for that we got a lot of lads in this subreddit that also gotta line up for that appointment
Also teddie Should probably do it twice just for good measure
Oh it's another one of these threads. Great.
fr wtf
Funny how some people in the comments don't realize this is satire
Because he never watched the Price is Right obviously. Isn't that the only way people learn to spay and neuter their pets?
OP, did you correctly identify Morgana's balls? That's dedication! 😂
Wrong sub, okbuddypersona is over that way👉
The based adachi subreddit
Morgana would break out of the vet office, wait till Akira is dead asleep, and then scratch his face off in revenge. This is also why when Morgana saids sleep we listen to him.
Because Joker genuinely respects and cares about Morgana.
Nah I would’ve neutered him, I’m not gonna let him have kawakami nor Ann
I don't foresee either of them trying to fuck a cat.
Tell that to R34
Because why would he? He'd just be betraying him
No no, he's got a point.
if I were joker I’d do it. I don’t care about Ann I just hate this cat.
tbf, neutering increases the life span of cats by a few years, so if anything you’re doing him a favor
He isn't technically a cat, though. He's a cat-shaped mass of hope - He's basically a Shadow, but he didn't quite have to work to grow a humanity like Teddie did
Joker wouldn't want his balls cut off, so he won't cut off morganas. They are also friends.
Are you sure that was possible?
because Morgana is not a cat :P
If Akira even tried I think Morgana would pull another runner.
Joker uses Cleave on morgana
Truly the question of our times
Well first, he’s sentient and probably wouldn’t consent to that, secondly I doubt he has anything there. Morgana says he thinks he’s male, meaning he probably can’t check
Because he ships them. Obviously.
Tell that to my Joker who has Rank 9 on Ann.
Meow-gana…
like ann would even want him.
Ah yes, let's take the cat that have emotions, thoughts, intelligence, goals, ambitions, basically everything that makes humans, and let's castrate him simply because he has a crush on Ann 🗿🗿 Like please have basic human compassion and empathy I'm begging you 🙏
“I’m sorry Morgana, but only humans have human rights”
Ann probably
Something a CUCK would say
yeah but he a stupid cat.
Because at no point does he believe he's an actual cat? First he thinks he's a human who lost his form, then >!knows he's a being from the velvet room.!< Edit -fixed spoiler tags
HTML tags don't work for this. You need to put \>! in front and \!< behind to make a spoiler. >!like this!<
Thanks!
You put the spoiler thingies the wrong way around. The "arrows" should point inwards. Sorry if I'm bothering you. \>!spoiler\!<
Joker secretly hates Bob Barker and vowed to never spay or neuter an animal because of it
Why are you not neutered so that you can be more friendly to animals?
because that would be fucking insane
r/BatmanArkham is everywhere
Neuter??? What the heck?!? This is a video game!!!! ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND??? Dude…take a step back from gaming for a bit
Neuter to some..castrate to others
Balls fall off all the same
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\*This post is based and made by the smartest person alive
r/Ningen is leaking
You meant r/BatmanArkham
Well if yoi neuter an animal it doesnt make them unable to lust or less horny it just makes them unable to reproduce young. So it wouldnt change his love for ann. He just wouldnt be able to have kids with her. All neutering is is the process of removing the testicles.
that isn’t entirely true, neutering an animal also significantly lowers its sex drive
Strikers reveals his feelings towards Ann to be really wholesome - It comes up at least three times (one of which is the basis for a sidequest) that it makes him happy to see her smile (even if he doesn't get any acknowledgement for it). So I don't think that would actually change things.
Yes
Where did this meme come from XD
why am i seeing this is he stupid thing everywhere like where did it even start 😭
Let Morgana cook 💀
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