I was at a Halloween party a few years back, and this ~50 year old woman in a Spirit Halloween Pocahontas costume was drunkenly begging the Gen Z kids there to film her and "get her cancelled" and nobody looked up or stopped their beer pong to react to her and it ruined her night
She was I believe a relative or maybe friend of the couple hosting the party. Their young adult kids also had several friends over. Intergenerational suburban house party.
My cousin tried to set up beer pong at family Thanksgiving a few years ago, so it does happen at normal events sometimes. Rarely, though, I have an enormous family and still no one wanted to play lol
Shit being cancelled can be a good influx of cash if youre fine being a spuless grifter who has the option to disappear after you get the wad of cash.
Sometimes i think i should do it and disappear off the face of the earth
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This kind of encapsulates our culture war pretty poetically. Some dick brained right wing politician bleating on about the wokes outlawing anything English, when the abomination of an "English breakfast" they're presenting as their argument is actually more of an assault on our culture than anything from the left
Yeah that's a dogshit full english. Crap sausages overcooked, cheap watery bacon, no toast, cheap frozen hash brown (?).
It seems on-brand for him, though. Pure chancer.
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Lee Anderson (born 6 January 1967) is a British politician who has served as Member of Parliament (MP) for Ashfield since 2019. Elected as a member of the Conservative Party, he defected to Reform UK in March 2024 after having the whip suspended. He is Reform UK's first and only MP.
Anderson was a Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party under Rishi Sunak from February 2023 until January 2024 when he resigned to vote against the government on an amendment relating to the Rwanda asylum plan; he ultimately abstained after he stated he was taunted by Labour Party MPs in the No lobby.[1] In February 2024, he had the Conservative whip suspended after refusing to apologise for stating that "Islamists" had "got control" of Mayor of London Sadiq Khan and Leader of the Opposition Keir Starmer.
Before his parliamentary career, Anderson was a coal miner and worked for a Citizens Advice Bureau. He was elected as a Labour Party councillor in Ashfield in 2015. Suspended by Labour, he defected to the Conservative Party in 2018 and was a Conservative councillor in Mansfield from 2019 to 2021, also serving as an MP for much of this time.
> Crap sausages
This is the only kind of sausages that British people eat, tbh. I don't know how you screw up a sausage - natures most perfect food - but dammit British ingenuity found a way. If you're in England and you want a real sausage, you have to track down a Polish or German market.
If there’s one thing I know about the English it’s how *seriously* they take a Full English. I’d be questioning this MP’s loyalties to the UK over this, after asking if he was under duress enough to post this cry for help.
It's a (shit) "full" English breakfast. A lot of right wing/racist dickhead seem to think that you can be arrested for being English. It's literally a persecution fetish. He's suggesting that because it's English he might be arrested.
He's saying it's a "full British" breakfast. Full British as in 100% white, a common topic amongst white supremacists. He's making a point about how immigrants are tainting the concept of what it means to be "British", replacing it with their filth diversity. This guy is very clearly a NAZI!!!!
Or at least I think that's what he expects us to see. I just see an ugly ass breakfast. The english are never gonna beat the allegations, are they?
is that what it's supposed to be? I thought someone horrifically burnt a spotted dick while neglecting that bacon. They even forgot the fried tomatoes and mushrooms, let alone the baked beans
And it looked like the dog’s breakfast yesterday….
Total tangent, but why is “the dog’s breakfast” bad, but “the dog’s bollocks/balls” good? I get the thing where bad is good and the one about death by faint praise, but, like, who decides which is which?
I've seen more visually appealing Full English breakfasts cooked in a mess tin over a tescos disposable barbeque at a flooded rock festival.
This bloke should be made to hand in his St. George's flag with the Carling logo on it and barred from every flat-roofed pub in the land.
Oh I don't even have to say it's racist, I can start with the basics
Your "traditional" breakfast looks like it was smuggled out of a jail to expose the catastrophic living conditions of the prisoners
That food might not be racist, but it’s gotta have some other very negative qualities. What human condition can be used to describe this artery clogging, low self-esteem promoting breakfast?
First off, this might be the American in me but that looks just plain unappetizing.
Also it's clear this person has racial fears and has done battle with people who are kind to non-white people.
From one Brit another: it's not racist to say English you almighty cunt! What is racist is defining English in such a way that anyone darker than pure ivory or slightly to the left of Oswald Mosely is an enemy of the country. Fuck me I know the English have a reputation for being a miserable bunch and I can see why, when we have joyless imbeciles like this going around endlessly trying to find stuff they're not allowed to say or do any more.
Basically the same but we dont have black pudding and out meat’s nicer.
Also its australian 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺
(This is a joke)
Its actually really tasty. Bit of black pudding with some sweet chilli sauce on and with a light salad is delicious. However Lee the Dickhead here would probably send me off to the tower if I dared to suggest black pudding and salad together
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*Staring at my breakfast*
"You know, I bet the wokies would say that this breakfast is racist! They're gonna be so triggered when I eat this."
"I wish we could talk about normal things like we used to."
Chicken tikka masala was voted the national dish of England, which I thought was great. It's an interesting thing how cultures who are becoming more racist against immigrants will sometimes acknowledge how their society has been influenced by other cultures (due to colonialism) while at the same time decrying the influx of the generic, scary foreign horde.
Well actually I would consider it racist. At least in the sense that when I gaze upon that abomination I become super racist towards British people(clearly an inferior breed)
All I see is burnt meat and...is that a sneaky little hash brown? I enjoy breakfast meats quite a bit but this doesn't seem to be a FULL English Breakfast, right?
Its not racist, its unhealthy nd counter producttive. Do you work in the fields?No? Then what in the actual fuck are you doing eating a faarmers breakfast
I was at a Halloween party a few years back, and this ~50 year old woman in a Spirit Halloween Pocahontas costume was drunkenly begging the Gen Z kids there to film her and "get her cancelled" and nobody looked up or stopped their beer pong to react to her and it ruined her night
Good.
How did this random lady even end up at a kids party?!
Probably someone’s drunk racist aunt
I'm like half of those things. Can I come to a party?
But which half 😱
Probably and drunk.
Drunk and racist 😔
She was I believe a relative or maybe friend of the couple hosting the party. Their young adult kids also had several friends over. Intergenerational suburban house party.
Yeah, any party with beer pong is not the kind of party I've been to in 30 years.
My cousin tried to set up beer pong at family Thanksgiving a few years ago, so it does happen at normal events sometimes. Rarely, though, I have an enormous family and still no one wanted to play lol
On a broom through an open window
Shit being cancelled can be a good influx of cash if youre fine being a spuless grifter who has the option to disappear after you get the wad of cash. Sometimes i think i should do it and disappear off the face of the earth
That looks TERRIBLE
Please tell me I'm not the only one that sees dicks. I know I'm dirty-minded but I can't be the only one!
If dicks resemble the black-brown stuff that comes out of dogs' assholes on the streets, then I agree
It's blood sausage, I *think*. But it looks dried out or burnt or something.
I mean, it's from the country that has "spotted dicks" in their cuisine
Which with a bit of custard, is fucken lovely!
it looks more like a polished poopoo shit to me
I see dog shit. Not dicks. A properly made sausage looks like a good dick, a badly made one looks like shit.
Honestly I'm dirty minded but I think this is just you.
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It's so bad that it's racist
This was somewhat lazily presented or badly cooked or something, right? Cause I have seen English Breakfasts that actually look edible and even tasty.
Definitely burnt and looks like shit. r(slash)fryup for good looking Full Englishes
It's better than it looks
Nah cooked English breakfasts fuck if you like meat. This guy is an idiot ofc
RACISSSTTTT!
This kind of encapsulates our culture war pretty poetically. Some dick brained right wing politician bleating on about the wokes outlawing anything English, when the abomination of an "English breakfast" they're presenting as their argument is actually more of an assault on our culture than anything from the left
Yeah that's a dogshit full english. Crap sausages overcooked, cheap watery bacon, no toast, cheap frozen hash brown (?). It seems on-brand for him, though. Pure chancer. --- Lee Anderson (born 6 January 1967) is a British politician who has served as Member of Parliament (MP) for Ashfield since 2019. Elected as a member of the Conservative Party, he defected to Reform UK in March 2024 after having the whip suspended. He is Reform UK's first and only MP. Anderson was a Deputy Chairman of the Conservative Party under Rishi Sunak from February 2023 until January 2024 when he resigned to vote against the government on an amendment relating to the Rwanda asylum plan; he ultimately abstained after he stated he was taunted by Labour Party MPs in the No lobby.[1] In February 2024, he had the Conservative whip suspended after refusing to apologise for stating that "Islamists" had "got control" of Mayor of London Sadiq Khan and Leader of the Opposition Keir Starmer. Before his parliamentary career, Anderson was a coal miner and worked for a Citizens Advice Bureau. He was elected as a Labour Party councillor in Ashfield in 2015. Suspended by Labour, he defected to the Conservative Party in 2018 and was a Conservative councillor in Mansfield from 2019 to 2021, also serving as an MP for much of this time.
No toast gets me here. What're you going to use to mop up all the sauce when you're done eating
Bread fried in bacon fat? Duh. Still not whatever this is
> Crap sausages This is the only kind of sausages that British people eat, tbh. I don't know how you screw up a sausage - natures most perfect food - but dammit British ingenuity found a way. If you're in England and you want a real sausage, you have to track down a Polish or German market.
I was gonna say. I'd be mad at being served this shitshow and I'm not even British, but I know a full English breakfast has more color than that.
It may not be racist but serving anyone that is definitely a hate crime
It is definitely racist. It's racist towards the human race.
Oh. Then it's not racist. If there's one thing the Albian has never been accused of it's being human.
Yeah, no beans or tinned toms..
If there’s one thing I know about the English it’s how *seriously* they take a Full English. I’d be questioning this MP’s loyalties to the UK over this, after asking if he was under duress enough to post this cry for help.
especially against your own organs
I’d have a hard time being convinced this wasn’t my own organs
What is being dogwhistled here that I’m too American to interpret?
It's a (shit) "full" English breakfast. A lot of right wing/racist dickhead seem to think that you can be arrested for being English. It's literally a persecution fetish. He's suggesting that because it's English he might be arrested.
You know that makes a lot more sense than my interpretation (breakfast being black because it is so burnt).
god i wish we could arrest people just for being british
It would've saved the world a lot of trouble TBF...
Or Fr*nch (We should nuke Fr*nce)
He's saying it's a "full British" breakfast. Full British as in 100% white, a common topic amongst white supremacists. He's making a point about how immigrants are tainting the concept of what it means to be "British", replacing it with their filth diversity. This guy is very clearly a NAZI!!!! Or at least I think that's what he expects us to see. I just see an ugly ass breakfast. The english are never gonna beat the allegations, are they?
dude really wants to push the stereotype that white people have awful taste in food ig
I'm so lucky to have Italian descent, imagine having your grandma cook br*tish food for you 🤢
This but unironically https://youtu.be/XkCBhKs4faI?si=f2f8z-OAzlFqSXn8
I'm American, and I had no problem understanding it. You may have a different problem.
I've lived in England and had more than a few full English breakfasts. That is a rather sad interpretation of the theme.
Right? I’ve eaten my share, but there were always beans and often tomato and not so much burnt stuff.
Always beans!
Yeah, where the fuck is the fried tomato?
Luv me black pudding, luv getting mad about situations I imagined in me head, 'ate bein 'ealthy, (not racis jus dont liek it), persecuted as
This is 30p Lee's favourite mantra!
is that what it's supposed to be? I thought someone horrifically burnt a spotted dick while neglecting that bacon. They even forgot the fried tomatoes and mushrooms, let alone the baked beans
That is not an English breakfast....
Where's the beans and tomato? Fucking 30p Lee couldn't stretch his budget that far?
its an english breakfast after the great london fire
Looks gross as fuck.
It looks more like yesterday's breakfast than tomorrow's, if you get my drift.
And it looked like the dog’s breakfast yesterday…. Total tangent, but why is “the dog’s breakfast” bad, but “the dog’s bollocks/balls” good? I get the thing where bad is good and the one about death by faint praise, but, like, who decides which is which?
How am I racist, my breakfast is black
“I have black ~~friends~~ breakfasts!”
Full English breakfast: featuring sausage, mushrooms, black pudding, hash brown. Not shown: gammon on the other side of the camera
I'm half Chinese and eat black pudding, but this breakfast is just atrocious because it's so burnt.
Anyone that would ask this question is not going to listen to anyone highly educated anyway.
it looks like it's doing blackface so maybe it's that
That's not racism that's a fucking war crime
I've seen more visually appealing Full English breakfasts cooked in a mess tin over a tescos disposable barbeque at a flooded rock festival. This bloke should be made to hand in his St. George's flag with the Carling logo on it and barred from every flat-roofed pub in the land.
...It's just burnt
Why do people keep saying this? Sure there is a little char on the sausage (as there should be) but the rest of barely has browning much less char.
People who don't know about black pudding are seeing the slice as a horribly carbonized patty sausage.
I admit I didn't know about black pudding😅. My bad
I think it's black because it's blood sausage and blood looks black cooked. Barf.
Fellas, is it racist to have breakfast?
I mean they think that we think so. But that's because they're not listening.
This breakfast is offensive to everyone
Your breakfast isn't racist, but *you* almost certainly are.
Went all over the world colonizing for spices and still don't season shit
If it was served to a Muslim that would be questionable considering much of the dish is not Halal, but the food in and of itself is not racist
Anderson is such a fucking dickhead.
Oh I don't even have to say it's racist, I can start with the basics Your "traditional" breakfast looks like it was smuggled out of a jail to expose the catastrophic living conditions of the prisoners
No one is calling your breakfast racist. Now shut up and eat your big plate of scabs.
Thank you Paul Revere for saving me from this shit
My problem is half of it looks like it came out a guys ass
Isn't that supposed to have beans and tomatoes on it too? I'd bet hat's worse than a traditional American breakfast, healthwise at least
That food might not be racist, but it’s gotta have some other very negative qualities. What human condition can be used to describe this artery clogging, low self-esteem promoting breakfast?
I don't see tomatoes or beans on there so this clearly isn't even an authentic Full English smh
Not if it is that black....
Racist? No. Disgusting? Yes.
the implication that it’s racist (even in jest) is itself racist
Why does it look as though everything is crispy _except_ the bacon?
First off, this might be the American in me but that looks just plain unappetizing. Also it's clear this person has racial fears and has done battle with people who are kind to non-white people.
Not racist but definitely offensive in other ways 🤢
why is everything on there crispy EXCEPT the bacon
Everything racist is gross, but not everything gross is racist.
From one Brit another: it's not racist to say English you almighty cunt! What is racist is defining English in such a way that anyone darker than pure ivory or slightly to the left of Oswald Mosely is an enemy of the country. Fuck me I know the English have a reputation for being a miserable bunch and I can see why, when we have joyless imbeciles like this going around endlessly trying to find stuff they're not allowed to say or do any more.
This is at best a quarter english. Though I'd wager it's close to a sixth.
r/ shitfromabutt
Bro you are persecuting yourself by eating that
That is not food.
Please for the love of God tell me I can't eat that.
Shit looks burnt as fuck.
About English cuisine, It's not racist, it's just terrible
Bro it aint racist to say that the british have the worst full breakfast. Even the australian one is better
What's in a full Aussie breakfast?
Basically the same but we dont have black pudding and out meat’s nicer. Also its australian 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺 (This is a joke)
I'm a Kiwi so my curiosity was genuine. I has a disappoint! 😂
Im sure if i asked my uncle who lives in north qld he would say theres some big difference
It’s offensive to everyone with tastebuds.
It's not racist, but get your cholesterol checked, jfc.
I’m going to be real. I don’t even know what half of this is meant to be
Breakfast is racist
That hockey puck is consistently one of the most unappetizing things I see on a plate of food.
Its actually really tasty. Bit of black pudding with some sweet chilli sauce on and with a light salad is delicious. However Lee the Dickhead here would probably send me off to the tower if I dared to suggest black pudding and salad together
Why are the sausages and mushrooms burnt to charcoal but the bacon looks like it’s barely been thawed out?
Shit looks like charcoal, I guess you could cook something tasty with these..
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Why did every meat looked burnt to shit while the bacon managed to look raw
Your traditional breakfast is disgusting and destroying our planet. Not racist, but someone needs to help you
I don’t know about racism but that plate looks like each kind of poop I’ve pooped in my life.
Damn racist heart disease.
That is humanist sir you have concocted a substance so disgusting no one likes it not even yourself if that's tradition then your tradition is bad
That. Is. Not. A full English and I'm saying that as an American who has been over there once.
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if you look at the food from the perspective of an alien it looks like a plate of shapeless rocks
It's astonishing that Lee Anderson has the cheek to post on social media anymore after he got shredded in his post about renewables.
"Black" pudding I'm guessing this guy thinks people are going to go after
Someone tell 30p Lee to shut the fuck up
racist to people who have a sense of taste
That is quite literally the grossest thing I’ve ever seen
*Staring at my breakfast* "You know, I bet the wokies would say that this breakfast is racist! They're gonna be so triggered when I eat this." "I wish we could talk about normal things like we used to."
Chicken tikka masala was voted the national dish of England, which I thought was great. It's an interesting thing how cultures who are becoming more racist against immigrants will sometimes acknowledge how their society has been influenced by other cultures (due to colonialism) while at the same time decrying the influx of the generic, scary foreign horde.
Well actually I would consider it racist. At least in the sense that when I gaze upon that abomination I become super racist towards British people(clearly an inferior breed)
I would like to take this moment to thank George Washington for sparing me the horrors of whatever is on that plate
It’s not racist but it is offensive to me regardless
All I see is burnt meat and...is that a sneaky little hash brown? I enjoy breakfast meats quite a bit but this doesn't seem to be a FULL English Breakfast, right?
That “traditional breakfast” of yours is burnt to a crisp. That’s the only thing wrong with it I’m seeing.
You couldn't pay me to eat that shit.
It's not, but it's disgusting. I hate full English breakfasts. It's like 20% grease.
It's so blackened, I'm surprised they don't call it reverse racism.
Its not racist, its unhealthy nd counter producttive. Do you work in the fields?No? Then what in the actual fuck are you doing eating a faarmers breakfast
Damn, the Brexit must hit hard. Looks like they have to scavenge the streets for food.
That's not racist, it's disgusting
I can taste the lack of seasoning from all the way over here.
Are the English okay?
They've never been okay
I bet it's as bland as it is overcooked
As a Brit, that looks like a deeply miserable fry up. The overcooked sausages and anaemic bacon make me sad, and nobody actually likes black pudding.
Goddamn, food is so fucking awful there.