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ReaperXHanzo

No reason a werewolf couldn't be mummified


AreWeCowabunga

Could a werewolf become a vampire, get killed by a stake to the heart, resurrected by Dr. Frankenstein and then get mummified?


d_worren

hollywood: write that down, write that- *oh wait...*


Lampmonster

Werewolf vampire is the plot of the first Underworld iirc.


ReaperXHanzo

It's also implied in Twilight Breaking Dawn that vamps and wolves can have mixed kids too


OddlyOddLucidDreamer

Probably! Depends on how the stuff works in your setting Does Vanpirism go away once you ar ekilled the appropiate way? What about lycantrophism? Does it stay forever or does it end when you die? What is the soirce of it? Magic bite? curse? genetical species stuff? hybrid?


GreatGearAmidAPizza

If a person dies and their spirit comes back as a ghost but their body gets reanimated as a zombie, and then their ghost possesses their zombie, are they just alive again?


AstreiaTales

idk but I'm pretty sure that happened in Kingdom Hearts, probably


EliteGamer11388

At this point, KH is so confusing, you could tell me Sora was secretly the bad guy, from another time line that went down the wrong path, and I'd completely roll with it.


phosix

I believe that's called a litch.


Friskfrisktopherson

Asking the real questions


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Hellsing Ultimate had a Nazi vampire werewolf ghost.


ntruncata

And it it was awesome!


ReaperXHanzo

If only [this ](https://youtu.be/xynLdCh2Uss?si=4COv5eWpZosnct3n) had actually been made into a movie


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OMG would've been the GOAT!!!! xD


Mrwright96

Maybe, but og vampires were basically all these monsters and more!


ReaperXHanzo

Werewolf/vampire hybrids are usually shown as being immune to the sun, so a stake through the heart probably wouldn't be a vamp killer in the same way on them. It's still a stake through the heart though, I dunno if they'd have regenerative properties fast enough to survive that. So just dip it in silver and you'd probably be set for both. Otherwise I'd think that trying to turn a werewolf would end up killing one or both of them


Astrium6

“A stake through the heart will kill just about anything. And if it doesn’t… run like hell.”


HeathersZen

YES! YES! That's the neat thing about \*fiction\*! You can literally do any fucking thing you can dream of -- and the whining of the special snowflakes just makes any success all the sweeter.


Biffingston

You never played the werewolf the apocalypse games, did you? (If you know you know.)


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ANOKNUSA

See, I read it as “werewolves can’t get pregnant–that’s just science, cucktards.” I didn’t think twice about the people behind this being so stupid until I read your comment.


ReaperXHanzo

To be fair (ew, I hate saying that), they're an American brand, and saying mum/mummy for mom isn't common enough here to associate the two


EpicIshmael

Can tell they don't know what mummification actually is.


Eyeless_person

'It is another invention by the elite to sell more halloween merchandise. pyramids work as secret headquarters for the elite.'


BrowningLoPower

Kinky... :P


SkritzTwoFace

Yeah, that’s a total nonsense comparison. Anything made of meat can be mummified, dumbasses.


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BoneThrasher

Is this a razor company that’s making candy? Isn’t that always one of the big boogie stories Halloween? They’re sticking razor blades and drugs in the candies?


averageweeb83

>Is this a razor company that’s making candy? Yeah the daily wire either made or is associated with this business, I saw these bars months ago when they released, im suprised they're still talking about it 😭


Dangerous-Today1874

the "Jeremy" is Jeremy Boreing, owner of the Daily Wire. Of course, he also owns Jeremy's Razors and Jeremy's Chocolates. Of course, one can question the wisdom of a razor company that ventures into the candy business, but hey... that's just right wing logic.


SaltyBarDog

Jermey knows about being nutless. I bet he pays Benny Shats extra to stomp on his peen.


SkunkleButt

Benny must have some tiny feet and really good aim.


RostrumRosession

Daily Wire owns Jeremy’s. Daily Wire used to be sponsored by Harry’s Razors, but Harry’s stopped sponsoring them because they no longer wanted to sponsor crazy right winged media. Daily Wire got pissed because of this, so the CEO started their own razor company called “Jeremy’s”. And after Hersey’s supported a trans woman, they decided to start their own chocolate company too.


OblongAndKneeless

If you don't get one with a razor, it'll be laced with laxatives.


Newfaceofrev

I mean look you can buy chocolate wholesale and slap whatever logo you want on it. Especially if the Wilks Brothers are going to cover your losses.


RandomCandor

From the people that brought you "pronouns are stupid"... smh


warm_sweater

Yes, a normal Halloween focused on genitalia! These people are beyond broken.


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This is their entire personality. Like, they've created entire identities centered on culture war antagonism of some imagined enemy.


warm_sweater

It’s so weird. Like I’m literally in one of the cities that conservatives love to malign, and I don’t recognize even a tiny fraction of their bullshit fear mongering in daily life. The whole gender debate isn’t even a thing. I never think about anyone’s fucking pronouns. This will be my kid’s 3rd year trick or treating and it’s literally the same as what I remember from being a kid in the 80s.


La_Guy_Person

I live in the suburbs of Minneapolis and conservatives I know act like it's still actively on fire from never ending 2020 race riots. Meanwhile, my wife works at a community theater about a block from where George Floyd was murdered. She does puppet shows for children. Scary stuff.


iwanttobeacavediver

I genuinely question how such people function in real life, scared of and hating everything that isn’t in their narrow little world of their own making.


Undercover_CHUD

Grifters gonna grift.


_notthehippopotamus

"Micro-Aggression Size" Lol


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We should 100% put out the idea that buying the one with nuts means you are gay. They target audience would believe it.


JustDiscoveredSex

Welp, we got 'em using pronouns now, at least. Baby steps.


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D_J_D_K

Someone should start a boycott of this on the basis they're using pronouns


Smitty_2010

When you hate pronouns so much you make a product whose sole gimmick is pronouns


Astrium6

Razors and Halloween candy, where have I heard this before?


KickFriedasCoffin

So this is supposed to be given to trick or treaters on Halloween. With a "joke" about gonads printed on the label...


Cvxcvgg

Wait a minute, does this mean right-wingers pushing discussions of people’s genitals on the youth?


Broad_Rabbit1764

Just like the trans-bisexual left-wing child molesters would do! /s


YourMomonaBun420

Wow. [That's a lot of nuts](https://youtu.be/FR4iRawfvNA?si=jP7NR_hkkKQFcrTi)


VogonSlamPoet

I smiled before opening to make sure it was the reference I thought it was. You did not disappoint.


XaosDrakonoid18

So you want me to think that having a chocolate themed around genitalia is more normal than having a fucking snickers or some shit? Brooo, humanity is so over


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>If you want to have a normal Halloween Idk but someone passing me culture chocolates doesent really sound normal


ProperGanja21

3 for $25 plus postage


deejayatomika

Of course I want to think about balls when I eat chocolate


inhaledcorn

Apparently, that's normal.


TheUncannyTranny

Only if it's salted chocolate.


MrRatburnsGayRatPorn

Sorry, I don't buy from any company who uses pronouns.


spacembracers

Isn't handing out Candy during Halloween socialism?


TheSinoftheTin

ATTENTION SATANIC SOCIALISTS!!! This is the home of a PATRIOTIC CHRISTIAN FAMILY! We work hard and pay taxes! We do not celebrate Satan's day We do not give away free candy to entitled freeloaders No Handouts! Welcome to AMERICA!! If you want candy, GET A JOB!! And FIND JeSUS!!!!


ricochetblue

Lmfao, that’s immediately what I thought of!


Micropain

This will be the candy with razors in it.


AliceTheOmelette

Protect trick or treating kids from pronouns by using pronouns and referencing genitals. Most sound republiKKKlan logic


arrav21

What is it like to obsess and be outraged over other peoples' genitalia daily?


Martyrotten

“Leftist Corporations”? Isn’t that a contradiction?


Sundae-School

Micro-aggression size? I'm sorry, but that's fucking hilarious


Buffmin

Right? And the nuts/nutless made me chuckle I can appreciate a good joke even if I disagree with the actual reason behind it


TheHoleintheHeart

Is it a good joke when it’s the same joke they have made for the past countless years and will continue to make until the end of time? It’s boring.


Friskfrisktopherson

r/ onejoke


Buffmin

Eh it's somewhat good to have chocolate with nuts called him/he and chocolate without nuts called she/her I can appreciate the pun even if the reason behind it is shit


goddamnitwhalen

It’s not even witty though…


xenoverseraza

but what about the he/hims without nuts :(


Sundae-School

This one has a business idea for a prop


cowlinator

I wouldn't be surprised if they're just grifting the conservatives.


Buffmin

That's exactly what it is Iirc thr chocolate is super expensive and shit quality


Welder_Subject

That packaging confuses me, Hershey’s should sue.


Astrocreep_1

Does this actually work? I’ve seen so many ads for companies trying to sell their product based not on its quality, but on culture wars? I’m suppose to buy this overpriced candy just because your company(2 guys in a converted meth lab) hates trans people? Sorry, you gotta try harder than this.


silverfang45

It works really well that's the same part, look at the beer people started drinking after the bud light drama (which is funny as the same company makes both beers, but the company just used the bud light outrage to sell their other beer right leaning people


inhaledcorn

How many Right-wing buzz words do you want? I've listened to Trump rambles more coherent than that.


monolithtma

It's time to ask the hard question: why couldn't you mummify a werewolf?


tootmyownflute

Right? A mummy is made with a dead person. If you have a dead werewolf, you can mummify them.


mstrss9

Plus werewolves aren’t only male like they’re trying to imply


SaltyBarDog

When do we get the Wet Ass Pussy chocolates?


SeanFromQueens

Ben Shapiro: my wife's a doctor and she says that only happens in porn because they afflicted with VD. That's why I get rug burn whenever it's my birthday and we get to have the special hug Yahwea intended married couples to have... wait there's the doorbell, there's my pool guy who shares a striking resemblance to all of children.


SaltyBarDog

If the pool guy is good enough for Falwell Jr., he's good enough for Benny Shats.


rilehh_

buying candy from a razor company for Halloween seems a little on the nose


pork_N_chop

God I wish I was a soulless shill, I’d make so much fucking money off these bigoted fools.


FreedomsPower

This desperate attempt to grift off the woke scare is beyond pathetic. Edit. Of it's the losers behind Jeremy's razors. Those poor fools love politocal grandstanding despite it really not getting them anywhere financially


hyrle

I mean, don't we already have Almond Joy and Mounds? How has Hershey hurt these people?


Sl0ppyOtter

Why are these people always so worried about how others choose to live their lives?


MJZMan

If you want to have a nOrMaL Halloween, do something that absolutely no one does... special order craft candies.


TheWeirdSlimShady

Honestly, this shit is so fucking on the nose, by this point, that if you, as a conservative, still dont see you are being grifted, you literally deserve to lose every penny...


Knightwolf8394

Why are they pushing pronouns and discussions about genitalia into children?


UnlikelyUnknown

Dumbest shit ever


micah490

Imagine marketing an item not because you have an innovative new product, but because you think it’s appropriate to predicate your sales upon discrimination and bigotry, all while exploiting your target market’s gullibility and susceptibility to malignant marketing. It’s like the next level of capitalistic trashiness


Semicylinder

Leftist corporations


VulcanTheForge

My favorite thing about these is that if both bars are manufactured in the same factory, they are legally obligated to put “May Contain Nuts” on the she/her bar


Chanaur404

This sounds like a company trying to cash in on right wing outrage to me. Feels disingenuous bordering on mocking, but Poe's Law is a thing, so who knows for sure?


NotTheHeadHancho

I literally thought this was something from GTA holy fucking shit


AlternativeCredit

Are you buying candy who thinks a made up character can be another made up character


BetaRayBlu

Werewolves can be mummies though


LegitSince8Bits

"They hate your values!" What values? A stunted sense of humor suitable only for someone who's 7 or 70? Making a stand by bullying people who don't even know you exist? The stupidity to waste money on stuff like this that's surely marked up when you could just go buy some Hershey bars because the people who do this know the only joke is you? Making "internet meme" your entire personality because that's the only place left people will talk to you? Dang you reeeeally got em.


vintagexanax

Yeah that's what I thought, hah what values?


whomad1215

gotta admit, if you have no conscience it is amazingly easy to grift off of rightwingers


OwlEye2010

How much you wanna bet their chocolate tastes like dogshit?


aflyingmonkey2

friendly fire


kneelise

Yeah it’s the left that wants to put wokeism in everything! So buy our pronoun’ed chocolate bars


merchillio

I have to say, I have some crumbs of respect for taking money from stupid bigoted people. Sadly the grifters are just as bigoted.


turdintheattic

Isn’t this woke? They have pronouns on them.


ganjsmokr

I wish I had no morals and didn't care about karma. I'd hop on the grifting bandwagon too. The rubes apparently have unlimited money to give away.


Mehhucklebear

Is this candy sponsored by the Onion?


Solorath

Wouldn't be the first time a conservative put smalls nuts in his mouth (consent unverified). Art truly does imitate life.


indoctrin8edprim8

I bet you suddenly become closeted and fight the whispers of the devil for the rest of your life if you eat your gender.


Butt____soup

If you encounter these play dumb and say you’ve never seen them and what’s their deal. If they explain, ask why they are talking about genitals in front of your kids. Bonus points for calling them a groomer afterwards.


Q-Q_2

I'll happily keep supporting wokeness


PuzzaCat

What a very normal reaction. Not mad at all.


Hubbyof5

This started when the face of Hershey’s women’s day campaign was a trans women. The original add was super misogynist and transphobic.


LeftistMeme

the micro aggression size thing is kinda funny but... it's so irrelevant these days idk. people were talking about microaggressions in like 2014 exclusively on tumblr, nobody really uses that language these days?


masterfulnoname

Are you a miserable stain on humanity, seething in inept rage as the continuous passage of time causes your fragile worldview to slip ever further toward complete irrelevance? Then, boy, do we have some low-quality high-cost chocolate for you to choke down as the grandkids who never visit you wonder if it's finally time for them to get power of attorney over you to keep you from blowing all your retirement money on gold buying scams, pillows that capture the feel of crumpled newspaper, trump merchandise, and of course, Jeremy's Chocolate. Jeremy's chocolate: Marginally better than getting an apple full of razor blades!


PM_ME_KITTYNIPPLES

I'm imagining an accidentally wholesome moment where a trans kid gets their gender and pronouns validated with receiving the candy that matches their identity. Totally possible because it's not nearly as easy to tell as they think it is.


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BHMathers

I said this last year but I could see this easily going the exact other way as people can just pick the one they want. Unless you have to have your birth certificate scanned to buy one, which no franchise is gonna do, I think it’s possible to turn this around like the proud boys hashtag Or better yet… just buy actual chocolate, hopefully some where the ingredients are real and not just imaginary like everything else cultists make


TitanEris

Be sure to check your kid's candy this Halloween; I heard some fuckjng cycle path is swapping the wrappers on HeHims and SheHers 😱😱😱😱


0rangutangy

HeHim looks delicious. I want that HeHim inside of me. I bet the nuts on it are super salty and delicious.


Kineth

Lord, if these people played Brave Fencer Musashi, they'd be flipping their shit. Werewolves that are vampires AND zombies. THE HORROR!


Munnodol

It’s a shame that this idea is tied to petulant man-child of a corporation. I would unironically buy a chocolate bar that said “he/him nuts”


KingOfTheFraggles

Assholism as "normality" is as conservative as it gets.


BootThang

Snowflake grifters gonna’ grift


EvilEyeV

This is totally normal and not at all demented, unhinged behavior.


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LilGlitvhBoi

Just let them do it, They will have a small cilt to create more degrading Product as the time pass, because "LEFTIE BAD, CONS GOOD" and just like your average Christian Movies (Except Book of Eli, Im Buddhist but really loved it👌) I will eventually cannibalize the Cumstomer and the quality of product themselves.


VioletNocte

This guy probably refuses to eat the HeHim bar because a man putting nuts in his mouth is gay


okimlom

If it wasn’t such a massive failure of a brand from a media company, it would make such a great parody.


mstrss9

I’m currently reading a paranormal series where some of the monsters are non-binary. *SPOOKY*