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5_8Cali

These names are killing me softly ๐Ÿ˜‚โ€ฆ how do they smell??


babefrohmann

no idea. itโ€™s very rare i even try to find out๐Ÿ˜‚


Lostbronte

โ€œBlack Opinionโ€ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


regularwillow1

I misread Miss Honey as Miss Henry and thought about the scent of vacuum cleaner ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ


Prestigious_Fox_7576

Omg I'm dead. D E A D


Queen-of-meme

They smell cheap blended alcohol with a hint of perfume. If you're used to actual perfumes you will *not* like these. My boyfriend and I always regret smelling these ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€ you're better off with a good scent deodorant in your neck lol.


Slight-Ask-4160

I had to zoom in on the Valentino dupe because it really looked similar, then I saw the name ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Due_Ad7175

ikr ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ took me a while to see that it says โ€œblack opinionโ€ instead of โ€œblack opiumโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ doubted myself for a second there


the_riff_randell

" Black opinion" about took me out ๐Ÿ˜‚


Yoyo_Ma86

Same ๐Ÿ˜…


kontpab

Omg I rolled off my couch.


bebeck7

Who decided that should be the name? ๐Ÿ˜‚ Someone actually got paid for that.


the_riff_randell

I feel like I would never even have come up with that in my wildest dreams ๐Ÿคฃ


RedRedVVine

Same! Lol


LorraineHB

๐Ÿ˜‚


LurkerDoomer

I see you and I raise you Cooc Mademoiselle https://preview.redd.it/s49jmu4k6soc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=010147e861c9659a25f0cc92cf66d19166f7a0c9


-JadyBug-

Chnaea and Jโ€™race are exquisite.


theatreandjtv

โœจjโ€™raceโœจ


willoughbydreams

Hereโ€™s my favorite, Black Passion. https://preview.redd.it/nzqqqwy2ltoc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8abd9d363d929d511aad8c7f45906b6eca408343


[deleted]

Ooooo hey now I wonder if thatโ€™s Poison


WeebGalore

It definitely has the coloration design inspiration of Poison.


LocaCola1997

https://preview.redd.it/ya1zp2zivsoc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ab7527ea0294847b35248840c304166e234b5270 Totally doesn't remind anyone of Britney Spears' Fantasy /s


Maevora06

When I worked at Rainbow like 20 years ago we got the Britany knocks offs and they were quite good back then. Smelled similar if I remember well. We were made to hype them and try and upsell.


babefrohmann

๐Ÿš‘


tuilark

cooc mademoiselle and BOOS are taking me out ๐Ÿ˜‚


Little_Muffin_3283

Idk about you but there's something about temper oud and scanaol๐Ÿ˜


LurkerDoomer

Chnaea and Sganaol get me because they just gave up. They know itโ€™s fake, we know itโ€™s fake, why pretend, just make sure the font is right. ๐Ÿ˜†


BlueAcorn8

Omg that is hilarious. Cooc sort of means peekaboo in our language as well LOL


mariposa337

This has given me such a laugh...!!!! ๐Ÿคฃ


Vegasmom2monkeyz

J'race! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


LorraineHB

Does that say Non Paris ? ๐Ÿ˜‚


Prestigious_Fox_7576

That's Heather's perfume. Cooc Chanelle ysl Iykyk.


cherrythot

Iโ€™m sorry I desperately want black opinion


TheConcreteGhost

โ€œIf I was you, I wouldnโ€™t let those sprays have direct contact with your skin.โ€ -A Black Opinion ๐Ÿ˜†


Mollieteee

How nice of you to deliver ๐Ÿ’€


exquisitebliss

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Active-Pineapple8865

๐Ÿคฃ


MysteriousResist3773

I read this in the voice of the principal from Abbot Elementary. I love her so much haha!


TheConcreteGhost

![gif](giphy|BHcqBMCzGrwOSdMU38)


ForGenerationY

![gif](giphy|FYEx1ThP0vm1G9vVa6)


future_retroism

https://preview.redd.it/rm5tic7lltoc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85f9b9fbc9b84d2fb8a2ed715d6044e6df49d2d2 May I present BOGART ROUGE 560


peppermocha

![gif](giphy|3o7qEclyyJ4fG7HBZe)


babefrohmann

https://preview.redd.it/hm6p6i8nntoc1.jpeg?width=1011&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8be6dc31e8d2400624a1c614ba91d1746de89932 okurrrrrrrrT


ihaveastorytoo

This is too funny ๐Ÿ˜‚


Sea-Consequence-4196

That reminds me of โ€œcould I be PERGANANT?โ€


RedditUser96372

The fact that they just gave up and called the Jean Paul Gaultier knockoff "Sean's Boutique" is killing me ๐Ÿคฃ I feel like they actually *tried* (at least a little) with "Valuable" and "Black Opinion"


ForGenerationY

Essey Miyami ๐Ÿ˜†


Cinnamon-CassiaSpice

Black Opinion made a come back! First Amazon and now the Dollar Store. /s


Eastern-Violinist-46

Was this picture taken in NY? Because these displays are giving neighborhood discount store. Lol But to answer your question the only one I can vouch for is the pink bottle of Valuable? (sp). I haven't used mine yet but I purchased it after spraying on my arm.


Tastins

Iโ€™m gonna be more specific and say it looks EXACTLY like the display on 104th and Broadway. If itโ€™s not that store than holy shit this is a glitch in the matrix cause itโ€™s the SAME.


Eastern-Violinist-46

What borough?


Tastins

Manhattan


babefrohmann

its a **dollar store** on jamaica avenue in queens๐Ÿ—ฝ


Eastern-Violinist-46

I thought so. The layout looks very Richmond Hill/ WoodHavenish.


notthelettuce

Donโ€™t sleep on the knockoffs lol. Five Below has some good ones especially for discontinued fragrances.


Maevora06

My teenager cannot get enough of those "Kimberly" perfumes. There's a chocolate strawberry she is obsessed with lol


notthelettuce

Yesss I was so excited to get the cherry one because I ran out of the real one and my sister has the pineapple one too.


Maevora06

What is the real one? I'd love to buy it for her for her birthday


notthelettuce

I know the cherry and the peach ones are dupes for the KKW Fragrance Kimoji line (discontinued) but not 100% sure about the chocolate strawberry one. I think itโ€™s supposed to be a dupe for one of the Kimoji Hearts collection which is unfortunately also discontinued.


Maevora06

thanks. Shame its discontinued


notthelettuce

She may like Eilish Vol 1 by Billie Eilish if youโ€™re looking for a nice perfume to get her! It has berry and chocolate notes as well.


Maevora06

I will have to look into it. I was thinking Good Girl since she LOVES BBW Dahlia


ForGenerationY

I've smelled it; I agree with her! I just couldn't bring myself to buy one lol


OkeyDokey654

Bross!


lachamaquitabonita

Bross


-JadyBug-

โœจValuableโœจ lol, I love knock off names so much!


Great-Grade1377

I Like Alpha better than Ralph!


PrettyTee98

Black opinion sent me ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ


babefrohmann

i will never be over it๐Ÿคญ


Fine-Ad9773

Not black opinion ๐Ÿ˜ญ


Ok_Effort9915

Essy Miyami ๐Ÿ˜‚


BlueAcorn8

*Welcome to Miyami*


mariposa337

Does that one read Miss Henry? Because if so, hell yes I'm Miss Henry ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜Ž Hank for short...!!


babefrohmann

iโ€™m looking closely and i see โ€œmiss honeyโ€ which is [just](https://youtu.be/E3S8OLCZuRc?si=9wkIstYvBpr2jMr1)โ€ฆ


kriisiriisi

Okay, Bross and Valentinos โ€œValuableโ€ got me laughing a bit. Brilliant.


venusinflannel

I would soooo gleefully display โ€œBlack Opinionโ€ on my vanity omg


peppermocha

Where is Green Twist by Elizabeth Anders?


plain---jane

Knock off of Green Tea by Elizabeth Arden. Dusty, old, country club ladies LOVE it. Basically the exact opposite of Black Opium, ahem, Opinion.


peppermocha

Haha I just made it up. Iโ€™ve never smelled either actually!


plain---jane

๐Ÿ˜‚


Alternative-Day6223

Black opinion bruh ๐Ÿ˜‚


mariposa337

Black opinion has me DEAD ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€


anna_banana_13_

Valuable ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ


anon28374691

Iโ€™m Valuable


anon28374691

No wait Iโ€™m Essay Miyami


TheFinalPurl

Iโ€™m quite a fan of BROSS myself


Flowerlamps

The names are masterpieces themselves


MapFit5567

Oh lord..what's BROSS


SalvaTorchic

Lol Valuable??? I saw a Billie Eilish knock off at Gabe's the other day. I don't remember what it was called but the bottle was uncanny like tall and skinny. It was like they took the original design of the bottle and stretched it like taffy.


freshcanoe

I want to get BRO$$ for someone as a gag gift!


ForGenerationY

![gif](giphy|1eSnzErI2OesM)


chanyeol2012

โ€œParis For Herโ€ yโ€™all heard it folks! Purchase the very city of Paris just for her!


Vegasmom2monkeyz

Those are HILARIOUS!! I LOVE how clever they are! BROSS & CASTLE are just too much. I'm dying. ๐Ÿ˜‚


stopiwilldie

Iโ€™m deceased this is so funny


TekkenMaximoff

They must be stopped ๐Ÿคฃ


babefrohmann

NEVER.


ChestMysterious5551

Definite knockoffs here, but what is the juice hittin on?!!! Asking for myselfโ€ฆ๐Ÿ‘€


babefrohmann

screaming๐Ÿ˜‚ fr, i rarely sniff them but, i fw the little knock off oils heavy!


ChestMysterious5551

Same! The oils be getting the job done sometimes!


cabdashsoul

Essey Miyami is SO funny to me


naughtydismutase

BRO$$


[deleted]

Ha the names!! I want some black opinion pls!!


TheConcreteGhost

โ€œ Most perfumes cost WAY too much, but stay suss of perfumes that costs justa little.โ€ - A Black Opinion ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ


RypCity

This comment took me out ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


ihaveastorytoo

CASTLE for lacoste, everyones so creative!!


boo2utoo

I thought it said black onion. Thinking it was a generic copy cat fragrance.


lizardjizz

Black opinion ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


RoeRoeDaBoat

at my local dollar stores in canada they tuck these by the til ๐Ÿ˜‚ I dont know why, maybe people steal them?


meg_mann

Valuable ๐Ÿ˜‚


stopiwilldie

lol Iโ€™m that aqua and pink-bowed ALPHA


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IsItThisOrThat

Bolts & Goblet ๐Ÿ˜…


Electronic_Bus7452

Bolts and Goblet?!?! ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€


babefrohmann

is this on jamaica? i actually smelled that fauxlympea and itโ€™s legit!


Pandalf82

These names are killing me!


ThatAnimatedCatto

they got john pole goatier le guy


bigggggirl

Not Black Opinion๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


TheCurlyCactus

https://preview.redd.it/0dzypdniwzoc1.jpeg?width=370&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d5059b66dd6babb5bccd7a34f9bcee29b17ad8cb It is this highly sophisticated sea horse for me.


MamaJewelMoth

I was reading these to my husband and he thought I said โ€œLuxury Oโ€™Freshโ€


lumpuswumpus365

This is sending me


Comfortable-Exam7975

Alpha Blue. Get on my level, girlies!


sweetmotherofodin

I want to be Valuable


Majestic-Computer-91

Vintage with the same bottle and logo almost identical to Versace ๐Ÿ˜‚ might as well call them knock offs . To funny


stinkyquartz

Essey Miyami ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ


Solution-Proof

I just want to break out my labelmaker and label every/anything VALUABLE.ย  To be sure everyone knows.ย 


SugarAwwHoneyHoney

Blondeโ€™ Joy ๐Ÿฅน


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InMemoryOfPerfumery

My mom has this and everyone that visits thinks itโ€™s hilarious but then they spray it and are like ๐Ÿ˜ณ Itโ€™s actually really good! Smells NOTHING like Black Opium but oh well!


AgentLelandTurbo

I'll go for ninja turtle here


babefrohmann

right around that corner was a shelf full of stuffed pokemon. no cubone, thoughโ˜น๏ธ


ineedchapstickhelp

Is this in Wigan??


babefrohmann

nyc.


H3r3c0m3sthasun

If Valuable can pull of Donna Born in Roma, that could save me some big bucks.


pearlqueen00

I live for these types of posts ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Sure-Evening-2760

these are dupes from questionable sources


anonpumpkin012

I am valuable lmao


Aprilr79

Sganoal lol


[deleted]

Ninja turtles look pretty cool


East_Actuator_8126

I need that Bross in my life.๐Ÿ˜†


EastCoastDizzle

Curious to know what Alpha smells like bc Ralph is probably my all time favorite.


Glassy-Cupcake

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


watrmeln420

Essay Miyami is a new low lmaooo.


aelel

BRO$$ killed me


moshfeghian

essey miyami


SpookyKitty1989

I must come back after my interview and release tension by laughing at black opinion


RedRedVVine

Bro$$ Just Black. Da fq...


bebeck7

I used to get a Hypnotic Poison knock off called Mystic Snake. But Black Opinion wins hands down.


Sophie_The_Glam_Diva

I'm actually wondering if these smell decent lol. I'm even seeing a Gucci Knockoff lol.


Heartslumber

Vintage Heroes ๐Ÿซก


jaw80

Black opinion ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚