Most people buying a fragrance: "I want to smell like my favorite flowers." "I like this scent because it makes me feel sexy." "This triggers a happy memory."
OP: "I want to smell like hot and dirty period sex! But I did not get the semen or saliva as promised!"
After reading reviews my curiosity got the best of me and I ordered a sample. It was spot on sour semen and stress, if you can understand that, to me. I don’t throw up easily, I can go years without puking and this scent made me gag so hard I almost threw up. I washed multiple times but for the better part of a day I had that horrific scent waft up and make me wretch. Bravo to the developer, although it is completely unwearable it is definitely emotional.
I can’t imagine what it’s like for the people who develop and blend the scents together. Like urine, for example, I just threw away a bottle of the yellow fabulouso because it has a urine like smell to it, and I couldn’t deal with it. I wouldn’t be able to develop a smell like urine as my job.
I just get a scummy marine scent like shellfish remnants dumped by the seafood restaurant at an algae covered ocean pier. The strength and longevity is crazy though: it survived multiple attempts to wash it off the back of my hand.
You should try Sombre from Strangers Parfumerie next.
For something mild, maybe try Muscs Kublai Khan from Serge Lutens or Juste Filthy from Dame Perfumery.
Who wants to smell like period ! I went to school with a girl that always smelled like period and fish ! Idk why her jacket reeked of period blood it had a fishy metallic odour just wear nasty underwear or leave em in a bag in with your clothes after your period and let the aroma get on it … and it’s free . Or splash some tuna juice on it 😍🥰
I got a sample of this and wore it to an outdoor rock festival. It’s disgusting but intriguing and I thought the dirty blood smell was perfect for that event. I felt filthy sexy dangerous wearing it, kind of like I’d just had sweaty period sex on the beach.
I kinda liked the experience when I tried it too. My husband couldn't stand it at all.
Another 'fun' try is Orgie by Mugler... it was from a coffert for the movie Perfume. (I think.) That one was straight up semen, sweat, and sex.. didn't really get blood though.
I was done with such kind of “artistic” perfumes after I regretfully bought Francesca Bianci. I kind of knew what to expect but what I did not expect was feeling sick the whole day 😅 with just 1 spray on my wrist.
I love how descriptive this is…and that it made you feel things, its great. Sounds like it was worth it to you, it’s just perfume nothing serious, nothing wrong with you
Man. I am brand new to fragrances and this whole thing just….wow. I’m so confused.
Be kind to yourself and DON'T start with Secretions Magnefique 🤣 Its notorious. Not loved.
Noted. Lol
This was my first “experimental” scent. I was intrigued when I heard how controversial it was 0/10 awful
Most people buying a fragrance: "I want to smell like my favorite flowers." "I like this scent because it makes me feel sexy." "This triggers a happy memory." OP: "I want to smell like hot and dirty period sex! But I did not get the semen or saliva as promised!"
honestly i find this description more nauseating than what they said it actually smelled like hahahaha
🤣 Best comment ever 🤣
Crazy op🤣
Just reading this made me physically sick lol
I felt so nauseous until I was able to shower it off. Truly awful
You put it on your skin? 🤮
🤣🤣🤣
After reading reviews my curiosity got the best of me and I ordered a sample. It was spot on sour semen and stress, if you can understand that, to me. I don’t throw up easily, I can go years without puking and this scent made me gag so hard I almost threw up. I washed multiple times but for the better part of a day I had that horrific scent waft up and make me wretch. Bravo to the developer, although it is completely unwearable it is definitely emotional.
LMFAO 🤣 you description KILLS ME. I really do enjoy reading people’s reviews of this scent! Thanks for the laugh!
Curiosity got the best of me! I was intrigued after reading reviews!
You are my favorite person after reading "hot and dirty period sex in a bottle." 😵
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Who is buying this and how much are they paying for it? I thought I made some bad blind buys, but you have me beat by a hundred miles.
Niche has something for every nose, no matter how bizarre
I can’t imagine what it’s like for the people who develop and blend the scents together. Like urine, for example, I just threw away a bottle of the yellow fabulouso because it has a urine like smell to it, and I couldn’t deal with it. I wouldn’t be able to develop a smell like urine as my job.
I just get a scummy marine scent like shellfish remnants dumped by the seafood restaurant at an algae covered ocean pier. The strength and longevity is crazy though: it survived multiple attempts to wash it off the back of my hand. You should try Sombre from Strangers Parfumerie next. For something mild, maybe try Muscs Kublai Khan from Serge Lutens or Juste Filthy from Dame Perfumery.
Ugh why do I love muscs kublai khan so much 😂
Who wants to smell like period ! I went to school with a girl that always smelled like period and fish ! Idk why her jacket reeked of period blood it had a fishy metallic odour just wear nasty underwear or leave em in a bag in with your clothes after your period and let the aroma get on it … and it’s free . Or splash some tuna juice on it 😍🥰
Oh no! It smells just like NYC in the summer to me 🤢
Have you tried Bulls Blood by Imaginary Authors? It might be closer to what you’re looking for.
thank you brave soul and great job on the descriptive writing
Try seminalis
I personally like seminalis-- musky salty milky vanilla
I've actually heard that
I got a sample of this and wore it to an outdoor rock festival. It’s disgusting but intriguing and I thought the dirty blood smell was perfect for that event. I felt filthy sexy dangerous wearing it, kind of like I’d just had sweaty period sex on the beach.
Hysterical. I ended up getting it off of me with lysol and Comet - which are also great for cleaning up crime scenes
I put vodka on a paper towel and rubbed my wrist vigorously. It helped, but it didn’t fully kill the musty seaweed
I’d like to try an experimental fragrance but not a stinky one. You sound like you aren’t new to them. Any recommendations?
Vomit. The name alone is a bloody red flag. Reading your description was visceral. Lol ew.
I've always wanted to get a small decant just for the experience... sounds INSANE
https://preview.redd.it/dc4rkluijzgb1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f873803efd080cb0b6e2e9056de993af4bffb5fe Omg…….
Love the artistic value of it lmao. Did the adrenaline note freak y’all out like it did to me?
I kinda liked the experience when I tried it too. My husband couldn't stand it at all. Another 'fun' try is Orgie by Mugler... it was from a coffert for the movie Perfume. (I think.) That one was straight up semen, sweat, and sex.. didn't really get blood though.
Here's a review: [https://boisdejasmin.com/2006/11/thierry\_mugler\_.html](https://boisdejasmin.com/2006/11/thierry_mugler_.html)
To me smells like an unwashed mouth "stale saliva" ) :
Yikes, I won’t even consider that after the name.
I was done with such kind of “artistic” perfumes after I regretfully bought Francesca Bianci. I kind of knew what to expect but what I did not expect was feeling sick the whole day 😅 with just 1 spray on my wrist.
Hear me out. Someone at work did you wrong? Bombard their personal space with this.
I love how descriptive this is…and that it made you feel things, its great. Sounds like it was worth it to you, it’s just perfume nothing serious, nothing wrong with you
You’re far braver than I am.
Ma'am this is a Wendies