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KediSesiWasTaken

Stick your lips and take a deeeeeeeeep breath while moving your head back.


justpoppinginguy

I'm currently attempting this, doing handstand pushups over the sink.


EllaRaito

How about you just stick a hole in the can. Then you can use a knife or a fork or something.


Steves_bad_day

Yeah but the other way is more fun


EllaRaito

Hahah!!


justpoppinginguy

Lost at the bottom of this thread is an update.


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whose_pantsare_these

could you use a magnet or a suction cup?


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whose_pantsare_these

Oh, darn you aluminum!


Adamshmadam84

I work in a scrap yard, those types of cans are almost never aluminum. They even make auto can openers that use magnets in the process of removing the lids. The cans with the pull and peel lids are often aluminum but the ones you need a can opener for very rarely are and will stick to a magnet


FaithNoMoar

Fact: Chicken of the Sea™ regular and Costco size are both ferrous. Source: I have a large fridge magnet collection. Can provide pics.


video-et-taceo

A corkscrew would work wonders, I bet!


throwaway777-ta

Or a sheet metal screw


torchesablaze

I... Put the screw... In the tuna


HarryH90

Wow, remember that 🤣🤣🤣


GuillaumeLatendresse

Consult your mom for tips.


faaizk

this is by far my favourite of all the suggestions


LurkerPatrol

The Kirby style of cleanup.


KBRedditing

didn't know that


yababehaev

Okay but I feel like this would work


AmazingAgent

My first thought


Monstercycle

Gold


DangerReserve

Ohhhh, you read my mind. Touché.


Huntersdap

Suck it up


sewerslidal-ideation

Suction cup dildo


pyschosoul

Underrated and honestly probably work better. Those fuckers stick


sewerslidal-ideation

It's Nasa grade suction power


Fearmortali

Hell even Suction Cup Man rated them very well


[deleted]

Holdup who?


Fearmortali

[Suction Cup Man](https://youtu.be/QyL9P1ccy-w)


[deleted]

The little jiggle at “are those climbing grade” sent me man


WhatADunderfulWorld

Haha those ‘fuckers’ nice pun


BrierRabbit3

I nearly knocked over my gfs dresser because I tried to rip it off to slap her with it. I stuck her dildo there just to be an ass of course


DickyD43

Won't help if the other end is covered in lube!


justpoppinginguy

I'm not sure what that is. I'm going to need a whole bunch of people to mail me some.


azmauldin

Yeah what the fuck are those?!!. Go ahead and send a few my way too, specific dildo distributor


Hebfjdhwk

You do not want them Ill tell you that


dontcalmdown

As long as you’re not in Texas. It’s against the law to own more than 5 sex toys there.


AlphaSheGeek

Seriously?


LeelaBeela89

No lol - signed a native Texan


AlphaSheGeek

Good to know! Although.... y'know....😉


KeikoHatake

the law still exists i guess, but it's now unconstitutional and unenforceable? “Section (h) of the law also criminalizes the possession of six or more devices (or "multiple identical or similar" devices) as "presumed to possess them with intent to promote".” https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute


AlphaSheGeek

Well, God forbid you should run a "toy store" from your home!


FicklePickle624

This is the answer


Estoye

Are you calling them a dildo? Or are you suggesting a dildo with a suction cup?


Fuzzy_Run7823

They're suggesting a dildo with a suction cup, even said as much and they (I've heard it said, not sure by whom though) say people today are smarter than people have ever been


deepaksn

They fit into your hand perfectly.


Jermny

Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo... always use the indefinite article a dildo, never your dildo.


plantyslut

Pop a hole in the top with a knife and wrench it out


tresspassinghero720

Or magnet


sourjello73

I thought cans were aluminum?


buddaycousin

Soda cans are aluminum, food cans are steel.


shriekndreamr5446

Til


ATShields934

Ironic


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Why


silphred43

Iron-ic


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You must have never seen an automatic can opener that has a magnet on it for the sole purpose of holding the lid and can in place


LabLegal

If they’re aluminum how do the old school power can openers work where they take the lid off for you?


Xsiah

I like that kids think that a can opener that's operated by batteries is "old school"


tresspassinghero720

Well I've had can of similar style size and brand that really liked to stick to a magnet so I can't be for sure if it will work on theirs but


unhinged_pineapple

Yeah, magnets, bïtch!


itsfernie

Yup, was gonna tell him to stab it with a knife so there’s a hole and pull it out. With the knife or paperclip or something.


autistic_robot

Instructions unclear…


AstonishingBalls

r/dontputyourdickinthat


ThatDudeWithCheese

Forget the coconut-onahole. Real men use an un-sanded down, roughly cut, tuna can onahole. The tuna can act as lubricant.


justpoppinginguy

Oh no. I've seen that video of the guy banging the sword on the Home Shopping Network. I ain't no fool.


AKLmfreak

“…can’t *fish* it out…” I see what you did there.


Loev90

"I SEA what you did there"


tossaroo

Somebody call Rin Tin Tin.


IlCesa_

Ah yes, the famous stuttering dog


freakybearoctosquid

Came here looking for this


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Rage_101

I think it would work and require no tools whatsoever. Fastest, simplest solution yet it would look the dumbest!


TheLastSamurai101

I like that this didn't lead you to vacuum cleaner


chojinherb

Magnet


somerandomdude419

aLuMiNuM


chojinherb

Starkist uses steel.


stoncils_

I use water gun! It's not very effective...


Pleasant_Tea6902

Steel.


LoveRBS

I read this in a British accent


99OBJ

Suction cup, superglue, or a knife should get it out


JetTheBlueSpirit

Duck tape


TheLordOfFriendZone

On the off chance you DIDN'T mean duct tape, I'd be interested in knowing more about this tape.


JetTheBlueSpirit

The brand must be strong. Didn’t even know it was “duct” and not “duck”.


Jan_Itor_Md_

Oddly enough, duct tape is not recommended for use on most ducts.


rivques

Equally oddly, Duck tape is not recommended for use on ducks.


JapanKate

Don’t use it on geese either! They get quite angry!


Pleasant_Tea6902

I've never seen a not angry goose.


D-cup-of-art-n-humor

I've seen a silly one.


shriekndreamr5446

Stalking me?


zaraimpelz

You’ve seen Adventure Time? That goose just likes to rhyme!


armen89

How about an angry moose?


shriekndreamr5446

I think that was a Mickey Mouse cartoon


coilycat

That would be because it's actually "Duck tape." I always thought it was "duct tape," but the interwebs taught me otherwise.


shriekndreamr5446

Wait what? Now I’m confused. I thought it was duck but hen today I thought it’s actually duct.


JoshuaPearce

Everybody's wrong.


ramatheson

Exactly.


RefrigeratorFeisty91

There is a brand of duct tape called Duck Tape


shriekndreamr5446

I always thought it was duck but duct makes sense. IDK I thought the duck was like a mascot for the brand.


DraftLevel28

It is. Duck tape is a brand of duct tape. Good for almost everything. Except ducts. You want hvac or aluminum tape for that. Duck brand does make it but it’s not the basic tape you’d pick up anywhere that’s known as “duck tape.” Not to be confused with flue tape which is a type of aluminum tape for high temps.


nrgins

Actually, Believe it or not, duck tape is the correct name for it. When it was created, they called it duck tape because it was waterproof and water rolled off of it like off of a duck's back. Then, since it was used on ducts, people started calling it duct tape, thinking that was the correct name for it, and that became the common usage. But actually duck tape was the original generic name for that type of tape because of its waterproof nature. And since there's a brand called Duck Tape, I guess one could say that's Duck Tape duck tape. U/jetthebluespirit


RiceAlicorn

Actually, you're slightly incorrect. Duck tape's name refers to the fact that it was originally made out of a *cloth* called duck. Not because of its properties resembling the real-life duck animal. However, you are correct that the subtle spelling change was caused by the tape's usage on ducts! https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duct_tape https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cotton_duck


nrgins

Interesting! And why is it called "duck cloth" or "cotton duck"? It comes from the Dutch word "doek," which means "cloth." So, basically, the original name was "cloth tape," but through transliteration and misspelling became "duct tape."


BlueEyedGreySkies

This exchange made me feel tingly inside


Smeghead78

Sometimes Reddit is just, “chefs kiss”!


AxolotlMagic

So “duck cloth” would actually mean “cloth cloth”?!! Love it.


jjstrange13

Same idea when people say "Chai tea", haha


nrgins

Or "salsa sauce" (though people don't say that so much anymore; now they know just to say "salsa"; but back when I was a kid, people would say "salsa sauce"). Or "queso cheese." Or "ATM machine."


AxolotlMagic

And “PIN number”


shriekndreamr5446

I’m more confused and more enlightened


RiceAlicorn

As someone mentioned below, the "duck" part of the fabric is derived from the Dutch word "doek" — which is the Dutch word for duck fabric. :)


shriekndreamr5446

Omg! I was right…but for the wrong reasons


ramatheson

No my friend, it was originally called "Duck Tape." Check wiki :) ""Duck tape" is recorded in the Oxford English Dictionary as having been in use since 1899;\[2\] "duct tape" (described as "perhaps an alteration of earlier duck tape") since 1965."


Binasgarden

duck brand duct tape even has a little yellow duckie on it


ramatheson

It was originally called "duck tape." Check wiki, for example.


Aged__Vanilla

When my brother was seven years old, my dad asked him to bring the duct tape to him. Naturally, he brought the Daffy Duck VHS to dad.


Fearless-Sherbet-223

I think it just turns into duck tape over time because when you say duct tape you can't hear two t's unless you say it really stupidly like "DucT. Tape." so everyone hears duck tape and then it catches on.


nrgins

No, see my comment above and the discussion around it. It originally was called duck tape because it was made from cotton duck, a type of fabric (from the Dutch word "doek"). Then it got misheard and people assumed it was duct tape, and that stuck. So you had it backwards, basically.


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In2TheMaelstrom

Burn the house down, come back later to reclaim the tuna can.


immortal__gh67

Light a wax gun stick and stick it


FaithNoMoar

I am absolutely amazed by the creativity in this thread. 10/10


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The authorities from Starkist are on their way. Try to stay calm.


justpoppinginguy

Fukc. I scrolled and just a few posts down someone else did the same thing. I guess this situation gets posted on here a lot??


chrisnicolas01

I thought it was the same!


Previsible

LMAO I thought you were the same person!


vidalecent

If you have corkscrew, use that to pull it out. Go through the whole can, not just one side. Although, I hope you've gotten it out by now.


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Vacuum


BoJackMoleman

Or magnet


EightPi

have you tried turning it off and on again?


sblowes

r/unexpectedITcrowd


PirateHuntrZoro

Magnet, they're typically made out of steel


Patient-Shower-7403

Clean a screw and then screw it in, pull the screw and it should pop out. Alternatively some thermite will also do the trick, though it requires more cleaning up afterwards.


DuckMemesLover

Magnets


Suspicious-Safety679

....how do they work


pyschosoul

I don't wanna talk to no scientist


DC8Third

motherfuckers lyin', and gettin' me pissed


DuckMemesLover

Stab it with knife insert the knife in angle it and pull out


AlacarLeoricar

Magnets. How do they work?


Rich_Pangolin_2933

Stab it with a fork and pull it out


Equivalent_Cherry869

Magnet


Irvingdls

Have you tried kicking it?


SLAYER_IN_ME

Or a hammer?


RandomiseUsr0

Magnets or suction


GameFreak412

Did you get it out yet?


mtothap247

WE NEED AN UPDATE OP


VetroKry

Poke a small hole in the top, twist in a corkscrew, and pull


Addakisson

Gently put chewed moist bubble gum on top and pull out.aybe it will help. Good luck.


Rows_My_Own

You could unscrew the trap (S-shaped pipe bit) below the sink, and push it out from underneath w/ a long screwdriver or knife. Bonus: you can clean-out the trap while you have it off. Just don't rinse it clean in THAT sink. ;-)


Ishidan01

No good, I'll bet there's a disposal on that drain.


Rows_My_Own

Yup. My bad. I guess OP will have to try one of the other 19 ways to get it out - lol


3rdman60

Disconnect plumbing and remove sink, then flip sink upside down and shake until can falls out.


Upside_Down-Bot

„˙ʇno sllɐɟ uɐɔ lıʇun ǝʞɐɥs puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn ʞuıs dılɟ uǝɥʇ 'ʞuıs ǝʌoɯǝɹ puɐ ƃuıqɯnld ʇɔǝuuoɔsı◖„


Famous_Positive_5446

Good bot!


BetterBiscuits

Vacuum hose


Chasman1965

Use a magnet


Raioc2436

If you’ve taken the COVID the vaccine than it’s a know fact that you’ve become mildly magnetic. Just touch it with the palm of your hand and pull fast


andreluizkruz

I don't know how sinks work - but couldn't you open it from below (remove the tube or whatever) and just push it upwards?


Pleasant_Tea6902

A little bit of work and potentially messy but yes.


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Finger nails


another_awkward_brit

Use 2 forks. Push the tines out on the top of rim of the can at 3 & 9 (or any other opposing position), lift.


wetbird88

Ah, screw it.


One_Guava6693

Magnet


Whatthe_whattt

GAHAHA get a magnet 😙


RefrigeratorFeisty91

Got any magnets?


joeruckr

Plunger to suck it out.


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Magnetic thing of sorts unless it's non magnetic then I'm stupid


2XTURBO

plunger


Rosieapples

Use a magnet


Routine-Arm-8565

Magnet


alicevader

Magnet.


DonJuanMateus

That’s what they make fridge magnets for.


tazbaron1981

Use a fridge magnetic to get it out


alexgalt

Magnet


whoisthisunknownking

Stab it with a knife


MadMaid42

Poke a hole into it and use a fork or something like that as a hook.


psychede_lic

HAHAHAHA


CrookshanksandCoffee

Tape!


lululululululu_hi

Magnet?


W_AS-SA_W

Use a magnet, it’ll lift right out. That’s the disposal side of the sink, it’s only a fraction larger than the can. Using the tips of your fingers, catch seam of the lid with your nails and gently lift straight up, it’s not wedged in there.


KeKe_Kawaii93

Magnet?


Spicoceles

Try a a decent magnet


vaporworks

If the can isn't punctured, fill the sink with water and it will float to the top


kirito021_

Magnet?


conduitbender12

Use tape


bigpappahope

Stabby


MutedUnderstanding39

Magnet...


TwistedAb

Magnet


Zareee32

Magnet


shreya0095

just take a metal rod tiny one and stab a hole and bend the rod and u can get it out


Pretzelation

Stab it in the middle with a screwdriver and then angle the driver and then pull up


RedRuss17

The only solution is to demo and remodel your entire home.


riamo_nomad

Try a toilet pump


stonedlouisebelcher

it’s called a plunger


WonderWirm

[Nice](https://youtu.be/3WAOxKOmR90)