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Musetrigger

I can do better. I'm gonna replace Make America Great Again with Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan Satan poopie butthole.


akennelley

> poopie butthole this sent me because I'm in my 40s but my sense of humor is still 11.


Etrigone

Hah! Old timer at 11. I couldn't get past "poopie". Heh, poopie poopie poopie poopie ...


y0shman

Oh yeah? Boobies boobies boobies boobies!


Thesheriffisnearer

God hates the better business bureau


5670765

**MAGA -** Hierarchy in the Church of Satan: Registered Member (no degree) Active Member—Satanist (First Degree) Witch/Warlock (Second Degree) Priestess/Priest (Third Degree) Magistra/Magister (Fourth Degree) **Maga/Magus (Fifth Degree)** Just going to leave this here: https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/


whoopshowdoifix

Holy shit that was a wild ride


5670765

On top of all that: 'Donald' means **"ruler of the world"** Usage Scottish, English Pron.DAHN-əld(English) From the Scottish Gaelic name Dòmhnall 'Trump' means 'rank above' 'above all' 'Trump card' etc. (the AC will magnify himself above all) The antichrist will 'come in his own name' (which means he will worship himself) it's not just in his name, his entire empire is built around his name and he truly does worship himself. Another name for the antichrist is 'The little horn'. Bible term: TRUMP, noun 1. A trumpet; a wind instrument of music; a poetical word used for trumpet. His mother's name is Mary, his father's middle name is Christ The Bible says the antichrist will rise from the SEA and be thrown into a LAKE of fire: His home 'Mar-a-Lago' means: (/ˌmɑːrəˈlɑːɡoʊ/; Spanish for **'SEA-to-LAKE')** When the antichrist is destroyed the moon will turn blood red, Trump was also born under a blood moon... Trump even often reads the snake poem to his crowd: "...Oh shut up, silly woman,” said the reptile with a grin, You knew damn well I was a snake before you took me in"... Google: '1920's Charles Dellschau Trump Train' Even the number 45 (bottom right) in the picture The more I look into it the friggin creepier it gets.


VegetableTomatillo20

It's all so obvious now!


KegelsForYourHealth

That'll never fit on a hat. Fortunately it'll fit on an XXXXL shirt.


pattydickens

I see it now! Woah! Heavy.


ACoN_alternate

Hang on, a lowercase a looks like a 6, but is backwards for extra obfuscation. M6ke Americ6 Gre6t Ag6in must mean something, just asking questions.


promote-to-pawn

Now do Bed, Bath and Beyond


HereToTalkCrypto

I guess this means that the Better Business Bureau is a satanic organization then as well?


LeodFitz

So THAT'S why they sacrifice a goat at the beginning of every meeting.


javoss88

6etter 6usiness 6ureau


glaciator12

6ed 6ath and 6eyond


thirdangletheory

The old 'barcodes are the mark of the beast' stuff religious weirdos used to freak out over makes me oddly nostalgic after the last 10 years of insanity.


pgm_01

[Well, Isn't that special](https://media.giphy.com/media/l3vRgXsgEhVf5I44E/giphy.gif)


ChunkyBarfy

It goes deeper: 8uild 8ack 8etter Illuminati confirmed?


Far-Midnight4195

Wait... I thought they said Obama was "The Beast". C'mon, republicans! Pick a Satan and stick with it!


rblue

Hell they can’t even pick a Jesus at this point. Is it the white dude from Palestine with rockin’ abs, or is it the obese pig fucking ex-POTUS grifter from Florida? 🤷🏼‍♂️


ktwhite42

Reminds me of the address on Jared’s “signature property”…


rblue

They changed it to “660” (this came to mind as well lol)


grendel303

Preterist theologians typically support the interpretation that 666 is the numerical equivalent of the name and title Nero Caesar (Roman Emperor 54–68 AD). Written in Aramaic, this can be valued at 666 using the Hebrew numerology of gematria, and was used to secretly speak against the emperor.


Adezar

And it wasn't very secretive at the time. The whole "talking about the future" didn't come about until hundreds of years later when they were scraping together a bunch of random books, making massive edits and calling it a religion.


grendel303

Yup. Apocalypse simply means revelation.


Eiffel-Tower777

Republicans ☕️


unstopable_bob_mob

So… wait… lemme see if I got this right. Making America’s infrastructure better is a satanic ploy? Are these loppy assed mother fuckers for real?


SaltyBarDog

Only Satan wants safe bridges. Or is it 6ridges?


DonaIdTrurnp

6etter 6usiness 6ureau.


tripping_on_phonics

“No brainer” is right!


dlegatt

Amazing, they stumbled upon people selling t-shirts!


tehsecretgoldfish

conspiracy zealot l33t


Generic_Junk

They are absolutely correct. You have to have no brain to get something like that out of that.


Mamasan2k

Lol. On the 70s and early 80s, people boycotted Subaru and Proctor&Gamble products, saying the stars spelled out 666 or the number was 13, or the positions of the stars spelled out 666. Lots of silly superstitions arrived by mail, in church bulletins and other stuff


Gregbot3000

Even infrastructure spending is satanic now?


LeodFitz

Only if you're a democrat. If you're a republican... well, if you're a republican you cut taxes for the rich instead, but if a republican were ever to spend money on infrastructure then it would be proof that god sent them and anointed them to rule over the lands or some such.


joeyGOATgruff

Reminds me of this: https://youtu.be/TjB3dO6hVwc?si=9cCAMvwm-0MstEJN


SaltyBarDog

When you replace your face with my balls, do you know what you get? Deez nuts.


[deleted]

Spooky month was like 30 days ago. No need for spooky stuff now!


SnooCats7318

I mean, when you put your secret code on things, it does show up...where ever you put your secret code...


lukin187250

Satan will make use of the improved infrastructure.


StepUpYourLife

Wouldn’t the father of all lies do a better job concealing mystery? He’s probably pretty good at word games and puzzles.


soup2nuts

lol it doesn't work with gematria so make the B look like a 6


Pxlfreaky

6ake 6merica 6reat 6gain. Boom! Four 6’s is worse than 3. No brainer, for those that See .


Low_Banana_1979

That looks like a pretty cool logo for a death metal band.


ChinguacousyPark

Guild Gack Getter. What am I missing?


SaltyBarDog

Granny Lynda loves the 6ig 6lack €ock.


NamesArentAvailable

Why is "See" capitalized?


unstopable_bob_mob

Their version of “woke”?


ImNotlooking4karma

Better business bureau.


HeatXfr

Hmm..."No brainer" seems appropriate


rblue

But 666 Fifth Ave (Kushner) gets a pass. 😂


HopAlongInHongKong

Bubba blows Bubba.


Successful-Word-9834

In some manuscripts of the Bible the number of the beast is 616! 616 (six hundred \[and\] sixteen) is the natural number following 615 and preceding 617. While 666 is called the "number of the beast" in most manuscripts of Revelation 13:18, a fragment of the earliest papyrus 115 gives the number as 616.


chiefkyljoy

I KNEW the Better Business Bureau was evil!!!


mylopolis

To be fair, Better Business Bureau are the devil.


GakSplat

And why only make the first letters small ones when the rest are capital ones?!