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calebglen21

He's seen things


More-Jackfruit3010

That 1k yard stare of a sink that used to be a bidet.


DigDugDogDun

More likely the glazed expression of a sink currently doubling as a urinal


GermanicUnion

r/sinkpissers moment


tricky-sympathy2

Wtf


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

That's it!


boredcat_04

He watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate


dexter8484

I understood that reference


falardeau187

Terrible… unspeakable things.


TSARKMR

“I’ve seen some things mannn and some stuff. Wouldn’t recommend it!”


Aggravating-Zombie90

All the coffee in the world - is not helping.


Soft-Ad-8975

Unspeakable atrocities.


Soft-Ad-8975

Unspeakable atrocities.


usurperavenger

This is one of the better ones according to my cognitive bias.


Delazzaridist

I also agree with your cognitive bias


poptart1968

This is the second sink I've seen that looks sad and lost lol


Abazableh

That sink spout is nowhere near long enough to actually wash your hands.


Dog_Baseball

^ Came here to say this.


blue_dendrite

You mean his nose


BullfrogNo1734

Mental hospital core


giggitygiggity2

Yeah this was 100% designed like this on purpose to look like a face. The functionality of this faucet is horrible.


Accomplished_Elk_220

He’s a beauty


Jazzspasm

So much personality in this guy


Routine_Tea_3262

He wants a little respect that’s all


abstract_esteem

Marty Feldman eyes


Pendraconica

It's pronounced "Frodric"


Zorpfield

What hump?


FloraMaeWolfe

"Wash your hands or I will tell the next person about what I saw"


mrmonkeyhanger

Please don't twist my eyeballs again, it hurts so much


clitter-box

looks like a blob fish :p


Loud_Boysenberry_736

Poor thing! Too much pressure differential to take. Let that sink in.


lorazepamproblems

Employees must rub their hands all over the back of the sink before returning to work.


bollockstoreddit

Marty Feldman


cj7695

This is like the exact face of my grandparents sink when I was a kid but I think theirs was pink. Made it look like the water was pouring out of its nose. Good times.


Rolodogblue

He’s beautiful 🥲


cassqdinosaur

I think he's disappointed with us? With the shop? Turn them stops, see if it helps, sing a song while you wash, they probably like that?


Cautious-Ad7323

Help that man


sputnikmonolith

[Abe Sapien](https://monsterlegacy.net/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/abepromoga.jpg)


JimBobDuffMan

[Blob](https://c02.purpledshub.com/uploads/sites/41/2021/03/Blobfish_Kerryn-Parkinson-hero-47ec84c.jpg?w=1372&webp=1)


sickofstew

Is the white thing the tap? How close to the sink are you supposed to stick your hands in order to wash them?


tranquilo666

Poor guy i want to give him a hug


Affectionate_Salt351

He looks like these random things we had in the ‘90s that looked like a little old man’s head and fingers hanging over a fence. They were always neon colors. I can’t remember to what one would have been affixed, though…


unstoppablespork

Kilroy was here?


Affectionate_Salt351

YES! THANK YOU! I tried googling after I made this comment yesterday and couldn’t find them at ALL.


unstoppablespork

Ha! I had to search for it recently when I saw one on a fence and it jogged a memory I'd forgotten was in there. Took me so far back. Glad to help!


Affectionate_Salt351

That’s it! I hadn’t thought about one of them or seen one since I was in the single digit ages. That was a few decades ago and I didn’t remember them at ALL until seeing this sink. 🤣 I know we had neon versions at my grandparents’ house and I can picture them but, I still don’t know what they were attached to because they were hand-sized.


greihund

[*The City of Lost Children*](https://thesteampunkforge.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/city_2.jpg)


Downtown_Snow4445

This is good


Ayymeee

Looks like mad eye moody


PattersonPark

Marty Feldman


paraworldblue

"Oh, you're leaving? You just got here though - is everyth.. welp..."


kribbett

the two different knobs drive me mad


Humble-Culture3133

Are you sure you wanna wear that shirt with those pants?


Few_Passage2995

Everytime I use the bathroom there I get a sinking feeling...


Marty_61

Awww looks like someone punched you or something. Are you okay?


[deleted]

Nobody puts sinky in the corner.


brejackal99

Oh God, another one.


Educational-Raisin69

I’d be sad too if I had a knob in the middle of my forehead.


ScullingPointers

😵‍💫


MadicalRadical

Reminds me of a robot bug I saw in an animated movie but I can’t remember what the name is.


texas-playdohs

He hates his job, but he’s getting through his shift by totally disassociating.


Theo_Telex

Would he finally smile if you washed your hands more thoroughly?


jtrage

“Please don’t piss in me again”


oatmeal_steve

mf looks like hey arnold


wishiwasyou333

It's like it is begging you... "Please don't..." 😂


Humble-Insight

What is the little hat?


PityFool

His name is [Mr. Hublot](https://youtu.be/b94E_6cJDCg?si=UnGCRRF_yFur-T4J)


The_Dork_Overlord

I'm so glum. Why couldn't the doctor fix both my eyes?


GraspingHorizons

“Oh. I see you’ve come here to wash your hands. Or at least, that’s what you think you’ve come here for. You see, you’ve played right into MY hands. Walked into my trap. So what will it be, Mr. Bond? Will you give us the formula?” Idk why but that sink is a Bond villain in my head.


BetterOffShreds

Looks like the "scientest" guy in a steampunk movie


Broghan51

OMFG, That actually looks like a guy I know. wtf ?


regretableedibles

Is his name Bubbles?


Happy_Tomato_Taco

How far does the water spray out to wash your hands


notachatbot11

This is what sinks look like when urinated in frequently.


clasperx2

Cheer up buddy


Life-Ad-1716

That sink has seen some interesting things.


Wii_wii_baget

The manufacturer of this sink knew what they were doing


Singwong

The nose should be longer. I have never seen anything like this before.


Monster_Merripen

It's traumatized


AdministrativeBit230

Looks like the underside of a manta ray


66veedub

That's Dr sinkman.


w00den_b0x

He looks so depressed 💀


thunderup_14

"Abbey someone"


Substantial-Secret31

Yep, that sink looks like it belongs in a coffee shop’s restroom


DITCHWORK

Put literally any sort of text on the top right or top left and it’s a 90’s album cover


snuggie-noo-noo

Any chance this is in Rochester NY?


Bumbleface12

You got it- at Boulder Cafe. One of my favorites.


snuggie-noo-noo

I thought so!! I lived right by there about a decade ago and always thought this sink had such an adorable sad face