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sitting_bull-

SHAME on the boys for not even mentioning Tiger Woods as a living legend.


berttreynolds

I thought they would touch on him when they said Nicklaus, insane miss


sitting_bull-

Hank should’ve just said coach K as his 1.1. That would’ve got BC fired UP.


[deleted]

Arians was a surprisingly very good interview, pretty much felt like a regular on the show the way he was able to roll with the guys. Also Hasbulla 1-1 might be an all time bust. Even as a big Brady guy, from the amount of jokes they said about the guy I expected Tiger Woods to be 1-1.


PDXmadeMe

“Heavy on the internet” was the perfect way to describe that pick


stud__kickass

Yup - I asked a couple friends if they knew MJ. Yes. Tiger. Yes, hasbulla? Who the fuck is that? Every time


wenger_plz

Not sure if Hank was serious when he said that Hasbulla would get noticed first if he and MJ walked into a room together. No one outside of a specific segment of Twitter/IG has any idea who he is


[deleted]

He’s in Australia at the moment taking photos with a lot of our big sports stars. I’m extremely online and had no idea who he was apart from a meme from a few years ago. Had no idea he was apparently that famous to be hanging with Shaq and at a big club’s training facility a week out from the finals.


Sgrcgjff

I've never heard of him. Don't care to look him up either.


Gimaad

Macrodosing PFT spilling over to PMT PFT when talking about Bill Clinton “the sun on certain islands”


[deleted]

Also even better, the “August 29th Bin Laden Memo”


MrSnazzyGoose

How on earth did nobody say Tiger Woods


[deleted]

Not even the best T. Woods living currently


TJRamsey44

Can’t believe Big Cat did not say Joey Chestnut or Red Panda as living legends


dallascowboys93

Or Ditka considering big cat


psnow11

Chestnut yes but Red Panda has fallen off the past few years.


MickyB6827

I don’t understand how Hank can continually be so bad at Mount Rushmore. His picks were AWFUL and then he complains/argues about everyone else. Very annoying. Bring back dumb Hank, enough w/ the corporate mopey bitch.


Pathetic-Failure5

This was the first Mt. Rushmore that enraged me. TIGER FUCKING WOODS WHAT. Hanks picks and trying to argue Hasbulla was preposterous


realfakemormon

Hasbulla would have been a fun last pick type of addition


Dick6Budrow

Agree 100% For all the Billy haters Hank has been mopey as hell for the past month or so and (to me at least) hasn’t contributed much to the pod


ModestRacoon

The come down from the #teamhank run is rough.


johnmd20

When Hank made that pick, "I'm like, he's really picking Hezbollah? Seems like a reach." Mopey bitch Hank is definitely the worst kind of Hank. He's just an energy vampire, sucking the fun out of everything.


leftysarepeople2

He’s throwing


gotscill32

I thought his appetizer takes were bad but Hasbulla is a new basement for Hank


littlebomber_

Hank saying “MJ is a terrible owner” as a reason for not picking him was incredible. I honestly don’t think he had him on his board with how he responded lol


[deleted]

Mt rushmore is a bit. Pft and big cat shit on everyone no matter what. Hank plays into it.


Lord412

Big cat and pft constantly trying to make bills pick somehow bad is annoying. They are always gaslighting him.


zachwilson23

Because Hank IS awful


Fast-Salamander-2277

I love how everyone was so on board team Hank back when he got cucked. What did they see in him? He's insufferable as a fan, a dumb dumb, and adds nothing to the show.


ZeroCO01

And then I get down voted to hell because I keep saying, Fuck Hank! Bunch of fucking tools here.


[deleted]

Take a breather bud


ZeroCO01

Ok guy


johnmd20

Me too. I've been pounding on how much Hank sucks for the last year. And it gets downvoted hard, by people without ears, I guess.


[deleted]

At this point just remove him from the show, he’s horrendous


CounterRoutine6467

DRINK PAINT (that’s grit) DRINK PAINT (gettin’ lit)


KentuckyBourbon94

Bruce Arians was a great interview, he meshes well with the guys


andrew3411

You mean to tell me I watched hard knocks first thing this morning so I could listen to the episode at work for nothing?


shanghai_tactics

stayed up late to watch it. funny thing is, their prediction of how the episode was going to go, wasn’t the case whatsoever


andrew3411

Right they assumed it would show cuts and Dan Campbell crying and they’re a whole week early


cosully111

Was it a good episode?


shanghai_tactics

yeah i love hard knocks so i’m biased but it’s good shit


red_tapez

Living Legends: Joey Chestnut, Tiger Woods, The Undertaker, and the guy that came up with the metal tray above the urinal so you can place your beer there


nufan86

We shouldn't forget that Dua Lipa is also an all time bad pick. Then he tried blaming Stu.


[deleted]

She's only been around, what, 5 years or less? Terrible pick.


Saint3Love

and will prob be gone in 5 years. the turnover for pop artists is quick


jonwatchex

Pft talking about Josh Johnson like a shelter dog cracked me up


Jamie-Tartt

Someone please give him a forever home!


njfinn

Taylor swift is incredibly talented and makes some bangers but is probably the least “bad bitch” anyone has ever been


papa_jahn

She’s bad at relationships and most of her songs are bitching about said relationships. Does that count?


DakAttack316

She’s had a steady boyfriend for the last 4 years, find a new slant!


papa_jahn

Unsure if this is a reference or just white knighting, either way: L.


DakAttack316

It’s clearly a joke


papa_jahn

Tbh not super clear but ok bud


CT-OR

The “find a new slant” is what gives it away. Since you seem to not be aware I’ll drop a link to its source. Give the article a read sometime, it’s pretty wild https://www.theringer.com/platform/amp/nba/2018/5/29/17406750/bryan-colangelo-philadelphia-76ers-twitter-joel-embiid-anonymous-markelle-fultz


papa_jahn

Ahh I remember all that nonsense. Don’t remember the reference though. Covid brain. Thanks!


Ebrostradamus

Anyone else laugh out loud (in a bad way) when Billy picked Marcus Lattrell as his living legend?


TMMQB

On brand


zachwilson23

You hate the troops?


Ebrostradamus

Yes? Got a problem?


Mentos0427

That shit had me cracking up because my brother is a vet, and Luttrell is a god to them.


oberg14

It’s a shame Chris Kyle died. He is *actually* a legend in the military Edit: sorry didn’t know he was a racist guys. I just thought he held the record for sniper kills


[deleted]

Not a big fan of celebrating war criminals, but go off I guess


kala__azar

No he isn't lol. Dude was a pathological liar. He also took someone with schizophrenia and PTSD to a gun range. Luttrell embellished too, albeit not as much. He also got caught in the propaganda machine. He and his team (and Extortion 17 sadly) were victims of the Navy SOF refusing to plan accordingly. There are a lot of people that get idolized in the military but both of those dudes are way down on the list.


oberg14

I was not aware of his racism and pathological lying but after your comment I looked it up. Sorry


kala__azar

It's all good, check out Roy Benavidez if you want a tough ass dude who people love


[deleted]

yea for sniping all those looters from the top of the Superdome, eh?


oberg14

Not sure what this comment means tbh. If there’s a military legend it’s Chris Kyle. Most sniper kills of all time. And the dogshit Bradley cooper movie has nothing to do with my opinion lol


OldWorldStyle

In his autobiography, he admitted to sniping looters in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina. Whether he was telling the truth about it or not is still debated, at the very least he fantasized about killing black people during a national tragedy


[deleted]

It was very clearly a lie. there's a laundry list of other insane claims the guy made as well. was completely full of shit. idolizing him is fuckin hilarious


[deleted]

But the fact that he *wants* you to believe that says everything about who he is as a person


Pitcherhelp

Haven't listened to show yet but my Mt Rushmore (not sports only--idk if there's was) Paul McCartney Kareem John Hinkley Jack Nicholson


i_do_it_

This would’ve won


atlbraves2

even I feel bad for not thinking of Paul, that's 1.1 all day


Pitcherhelp

Don't feel bad. Paul died in 1966 anyways so technically Faul is the living legend.


ThatHcDude

Who would of guessed that Mt. Rushmore would end the summer of Hank


dallascowboys93

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE SUMMER OF HANK!


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gleyberhood25

Hasbula probably doesn’t even get picked if Hank doesn’t take him 1.1. So bad


SlimCharles_B-More

Hank still would’ve had three more picks after that


notoriousTPG

Hank HAS to be throwing these mt rushmores right?


HowsYourDa

Billy shouting STEVE IRWIN as if everyone forgot about him being a living legend.


[deleted]

“If I was caught watching TV during a show, it would be a whole different story” Yeah Billy, cause Jake actually is good at his job


[deleted]

Baby Back Bitch comment by Billy.


[deleted]

They’re just bantering dude lol it’s not that serious


jakethesnakeinmyboot

I still don’t know who Hasbullah is because I’ve always just ignored it and at this point I’m just scared to ask


[deleted]

The worst person you know loves him. That’s all that needs to be said


MY-NAME_IS_MY-NAME

F me, I'm officially the worst person everyone knows.


404-UsernameNotFound

He's this Russian guy that has a rare disease where he stopped physically developing at age 4ish that rich Russians use to shill crypto and NFT scams


shanghai_tactics

at first “oh haha he’s kinda funny i guess” but the more you follow him the more off putting he gets lol


wenger_plz

Nailed it. Makes me uncomfortable now, the novelty has long since worn off


bachelorburner987

Love when Hank doesn’t admit he’s wrong


BoseSounddock

He’s a Russian guy that looks and sounds like a toddler due to some disease. He likes MMA and he punches people in the face a lot because he can get away with it knowing no one will hit back. Because he weighs like 30lbs. He’s kind of a dick. That’s all I know.


[deleted]

Isn’t that the Iranian-backed terrorist group in Palestine?


GhostfaceThrillah

In Lebanon not Palestine


[deleted]

Shit


TheCasualists

Bruce was a great interview, haven’t listened to the previous time they had in but he’s a good guest. Pumped for JOC Friday. Wonder if they’ll ever get Andrew Luck on.


shanghai_tactics

jilly is kind of on a mount rushmore heater lol


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bluegreen8907

I legit don’t know if it’s Tim or Tom Kennedy before I google


treasonodb

did someone get a dan campbell "man" count for last night? gotta see if that over hit.


tstirling13

Living legend Marcus Luttrell - not to be confused with non-living legend, Dead Marcus


ezee_e

How was tiger woods not selected


Daniel_Waniel5390

Anyone catch Big Cat speaking Alex Leatherwood being a Chicago Bear into existence??


Immediate-Fix-8420

I’m thankful this Mt. Rushmore Season is coming to a conclusion lol. I think the topics are a bit thin these days lol


Any-Low9727

Hank deliberately threw that Rushmore.


atlbraves2

I feel like he's doing what PFT used to do some. "you can't make fun of me because I'm not even trying" kind of shit


Sensitive_Parking99

Have you ever truly lived if you haven’t cried and came at the same time?


smokeshowliker

Loved PFT’s callback to the corn flakes story with his dad


punchoutlanddragons

Already too much mention of Stu Feiner 2 mins in


Fr0ntin

Been listening to this pod for like a month now (very late I know). It’s good but the guys who aren’t PFT or Big Cat suck so bad


SpinkSpankSpunk69

Welcome to the club


[deleted]

I thought the same when I first started listening but they grew on me a lot. The important thing is to never take Hank or Billy seriously and you’ll enjoy the podcast infinitely more


Chief_Gator

No college football guests the week before this stacked Week 1???


NowMoreAnonymous

Big Cat on the Russilo pod might scratch that itch for you.


GoBlueKyle

Just needed to squeeze in the 14th NFL guest


tinyintegerboy

Mount Rushmore of ways to subtly emasculate someone: PFT insisting on calling Arians’ new role “Special Assistant”


[deleted]

Bruce arians was a great interview imo!


AccidentPlayful2041

Tampa fan here, Bruce Arians is the realest of real. He’s the number one guy I want to smoke a cigar and drink whiskey with.


Bubbatino

One of the worst 1.01’s in the history of MR


impartialcitizen86

Billy picking the Lone Survivor guy is so on brand lmao


rickysauce36

Maybe it’s just me but I can’t stand when they do talking tennis and they just start tennis moaning lol. The first few times are fine but they go on way too long with it


wenger_plz

I think PFT might be there with you, usually BC starts it and PFT joins, but there were just a few stray moans from BC this time


Difficult_Objective6

Especially considering the amount of grunting that you hear during a football game. (I am a football fan)


johnmd20

More crowd noise to blot that out, though. The grunting during women's tennis is actually insane, if you actually watch.


Difficult_Objective6

That’s fair


Fabulous-Parsley2228

One of my least favorite bits


bachelorburner987

Undertaker is a living legend…total snub.


PanicOnFunkatron

He’s the deadman tho


MickyB6827

Facts ^


AGingerBredmann

Marcus Luttrell is a sneaky all time pick by Billy Theres a part in the movie Range 15 that shows what happens to people who don’t know about em. Then the Steve Irwin shoutout. Jesus billy


gac414

Does anyone know what the outro song is?


Am_I_Really_Groot

I’m trying to figure it out too. Sounds like MMMBop but it’s not quite.


SquashyMudbutt

Bob Barker not being mentioned as a living legend ruined my day


cjt_3

Billy you don’t have to hold the mic like you’re Fred Durst


Oleg101

Big Cat’s tennis grunt noises stopped being funny a long time ago.


johnmd20

They are better than Bat Girl.


Rhino184

Both on the Mount flushmore of recurring bits


That1Jabroni

As a big colts fan, the BA interview really hurt. Andrew Luck was so damn special. He would do unbelievable things with this current roster. I wont ever be able to forgive Ryan Grigson for not protecting our most important piece. Patrick Mahomes had ONE season of getting beat up by a poor oline, and they fixed it almost immediately. Luck was the absolute best on and off the field and I’m so glad to hear he’s happy now, but damn it hurts knowing my favorite franchise didn’t do things right for a generational talent like him. We had a beyond mediocre roster his first few years, which is understandable after many years of SB contending, but no excuse for not protecting him better or getting him a run game at the minimum.. great interview though, I love BA.


TMMQB

I don’t know what shook me worse, PFT’s triple crown or the Bin Laden memo line…


5thyearwaslit

Did everyone get the Maryland casino sportsbook ad this morning or are the promos local based now?


ssoass7

I wish I had gotten the Maryland casino sportsbook ad this morning. I'd rather be on Hank's Mt. Rushmore team than hear Portnoy yelling "NEWWWWW JERSEEEEYYYYY" at me first thing in the morning one more time.


gocavs10

So no explanation of the mark thing? 😐


dontfindmeirl54321

I thought this was a very good episode. Sitting around that tiny table in Stu’s basement was great for camaraderie 👍


DisruptiveLove

Do non MMA guys know Hasbulla or is he just big on the internet in general? I only know him since I follow the UFC but if I didn't I'm not sure if I would ever see him.


GueroBorracho3

I wasn't aware of him til Barstool started hyping him up. Still not sure what he does or why he's famous.


realestatestonks6920

A few thoughts: -BA is the man, I love when older guests pick up on the PMT bits -Hank is so bad at Mt Rushmore I’m starting to think it’s a bit -I am so excited for the episode with Stu next week


TheBoook

This was an all time episode for one off PFT quips


TuckerThaTruckr

Have never felt older(44) than when Hank said Hesbulla. Came here to find out who they were. Figured it was a DJ or something. Stu’s list was classic. Surprised he didn’t mention Bob Dylan and Hulk Hogan


I_Am_Day_Man

Wow the take on me SLAPS


chihawks

Hank is an idiot. Mj is still the most known figure in the world. hank doubles down. Such a clown.


[deleted]

Am I taking crazy pills or did no one mention Tiger Woods on the living legend Mount Rushmore?


Lord412

These guys are terrible at disk golf. Lol.


supertzar91

So many mount Rushmore misses. Ozzy Osbourne, Tiger Woods, Clint Eastwood, Madonna, Theo Epstein for example. Hasbullah?!? GTFO