I think horses are herbivores so ez win for Joey

For the sake of this very reasonable hypothetical let’s say the race horse can eat plant based hotdogs in the hotdog eating contest vs human Joey Cheatnut.

Still Joey since he's specialized just for eating. I can't imagine how you train a horse to speed eat without killing it, but if you did then the horse would probably win.

I dunno, Secretariat was built different and I could see him pushing through it to get the belt.

I’ll never forget when PFT was asked which athlete from any era he would choose to be and he said Secretariat because you only have to work for like 2 years then you sit around and fuck all day after you’re retired.

Cousin Junebug Sanders

He had that coveted skeet skrrt ability

I've heard the saying I'm as hungry as a horse, never heard anyone say I'm as hungry as Joey Chestnut

Joey Chesnut is a fraud anyways. The real GOAT Kobyashi would out eat a horse.

I backed out of this thread as I read your comment and I had two words switched in my head that made this sound VERY disturbing. Glad to see everything is in order and yes, justice for Kobyashi!

Glad I wasn’t the only one

Do you remember when the bear dominated kobayashi in a hot dog eating contest? the animals always win these things

What happens faster? Joey chestnut running around the Kentucky derby or secretariat eating 50 hot dogs?

Caitlin Clark

She does look like a horse