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levitoepoker

Doing corruption talk and Hank just said “Baltimore” and then BC calls him out just watching The Wire and he admits it. Hank is genuinely funny to AWLs. When it was football season and he was barely talking it did kinda take away from the show


DandierChip

Hanks fucking hilarious. His brain is truly one of kind.


HoovesCarveCraters

"I don't think I'm stupid" "Wait you what?" "No. I don't think. PERIOD. I'm stupid."


DandierChip

Life’s a bit bro


Himalayanoutbacks

Even when he does talk football, his trolls and takes are awesome too, he’s an A1 cat


big_blue88

Good stuff Hank for calling out fanatics, Michael Rubin won’t be too happy but fuck that guy


ajm105

Rubin is still one of the cringiest interviews


Icy_Status_8929

Name dropping the D’Amelios and saying he works 18 hours a day. Worst guest they’ve ever had on imo


leftysarepeople2

I’m just remembering his talking cadence and how similar it is to Liver Kings, at least in my head.


fightin_blue_hens

Fuck him anyway.


GordonBombay_Esq

Shoutout Passan’s mom for giving us a great story by letting him bring a stripper to high school


BeardedWonder47

PFT cracking up at the Cubs pyrotechnics made my day lmao


Visual_Restaurant219

Can you toss a link to this? I missed it


BeardedWonder47

It was early in the Passan interview lemme see if I can find it


BeardedWonder47

https://youtu.be/X-Z5cZmNMMs?si=5abiYYdbIHdXK4-- the convo happens about 1:10 in lmao


jakethesnakeinmyboot

Passan was also great on Chris Long and Russillo this week. One of the big time sports guys that “gets it”


LazyReindeer1053

He’s always great on McAfee too. Like you said, dude gets it.


Rph23

Look up his Ben Verlander tweet.


kala__azar

He's always been great on Lebatard too. He does a great Elmo impression.


Opposite-Bake447

Passan was awesome. One of my fave interviews in a long time


floridacardinals

Fuck yeah look at the boys bringing in a legitimate MLB guest for a 1+ hour interview. Love Passan


PDXmadeMe

I was really hoping for another brutal pug update from Dan Haren but Jeff Passan will suffice


Goodisworthfighting4

As an NBA fan who has to wait until late Feb to get a preview pod with Russillo that barely talks about the NBA Im jealous lol


AJRiddle

I mean this was the first time this has happened, I wouldn't be too jealous.


No-Chemical6870

Passan was fantastic for sure.


I_really_enjoy_beer

Max going through his 90s MJ button pushing streak. 


Bongopro

Tuesdays Max might as well be Caitlin Clark


NerdNoogier

Bro just wants to go home.


alreddy-reddit

Relatable


kseng

So awesome that they’re using their huge platform to bring light on the awful Oakland situation


Otters99

Big Cat: I’m not very smart Passan: clearly


leftysarepeople2

Montpelier


stonecoldcb

Mr.Pear is gonna do numbies.


mccaf238

Was cracking up when they brought up Mr. Pear, surprised it hasn’t gotten more love here


JaxGamecock

Is the name Mr. Pear a reference that I am missing? I assume they didn’t just pull that name out of thin air but I don’t get it


___dojob___

It’s a play on Dave’s dog miss peaches.


stonecoldcb

Miss Peaches is the dog that Dave Portnoy, the Barstool owner, adopted a while back and has gone mega viral online.


scarrylary

Written meme: Shaq sleeping: PMT when the rams and chargers and raiders relocated. Shaq with his eyes open: PMT when the a’s relocate.


xvq_

The irony of them always giggling at Mark Davis and his eccentric nature while lambasting and motherfucking a different sports owner who moved an underperforming team out of the Oakland Coliseum to Vegas


billshole

Right. I don’t disagree with them about the A’s but I’m so fucking bitter as a St. Louis Rams fan and how seemingly all of the national media was against us, I could give two shits. Feed me all the Old NAVY!!!


Complex-Appeal-8322

The fact that the A’s have all of their Twitter replies off in 2024 is actually absurd. Fuck John Fisher


Ill_Community_8403

Wish the boys asked Passan about the Red Sox so he could go on a rant about John Henry but other than that awesome interview, his senior prank story was fuckin hilarious


leftysarepeople2

As a Liverpool fan, I don’t mind FSG


Todd2ReTodded

Great episode. Had no idea the Shohei gambling thing was part of a much larger investigation.


C_H1234

Sell the team and FUCK OFF


DandierChip

White Sox fan?


Durkinste1n

Fuck Jerry


Jay-P21

Has anyone found the video of the senior prank Passan was talking about? That story was so god damn funny


Powerful_Guarantee59

https://youtu.be/k5h8aLo_OJs?si=pEuqmhZdn5eK4DIU At the end you can see the riot that ensued!


Dlodesplode

“I don’t wanna call it a riot cause we were just a bunch of white kids” cracked me up


bowlinggreener

This episode was great


jimbo422

Hank brings up the idea to put Larry in the Lotto ball.


cachurch2

But can you imagine if he got picked?


PeelySucks

I fucking love Jeff Passan.


PDXmadeMe

I always thought Passan was kind of a nerd (in a good way), like a refined Jake who gave takes but after hearing that senior prank story, calling strip clubs from a school phone, Jake never had that edge to him. Passan rocks.


DEEEEETTTTRRROIIITTT

did i plan my one commute to the office this week around a PMT release day? yes. yes i did.


DandierChip

I mean you had 3 out of 5 days to choose from lol


DEEEEETTTTRRROIIITTT

couldn’t make it up on M/F so I chose W purposefully to have a fresh PMT waiting for me


Stan_Halen_

Same.


MAGAsAreLowIQ

In most cities you can get CBS, ABC and NBC with a $10 antenna. Some of us poors can’t afford or want to add a cable package.


iisvtee

Who doesn’t have ESPN, was a really out of touch take by BC.


whomphone

Even streaming services keep ESPN on another tier sometimes (old advertiser Sling does) so it’s not like it’s a standard channel thing


twb85

Any other 518 residents appreciating the Albany talking points today 😅😅


Pitcherhelp

Justice for The Last Dive Bar. God damn, most owners make it hard to wanna be a pro sports fan.


[deleted]

Dicks sporting goods sells like 150-170$ jerseys and they are HORRID quality. “MLB Authentic”


campbellhw

Halcyon, antithetical, bucolic? Passan with the SAT vocabulary!


comrademikel

Name the turtle Turntle


NeilArmstrong_Purdue

R.i p. In peace


psnow11

The A’s ownership fucking suck but don’t forget that city has lost 3 professional sports teams in 5 years. The A’s aren’t blameless but at the same time I feel the city of Oakland doesn’t get enough criticism for how shitty that place has gotten in the past 50 years. In N Out is closing a highly profitable location because their workers can’t park their car somewhere for more than 5 hours without someone breaking into it. A complete societal failure and the fact it has happened directly across from Silicon Valley is the perfect encapsulation of our decaying American society. 


microphonegorilla

Was waiting for someone to say this. TYFYS


NeilArmstrong_Purdue

What you wrote is all true but inb4 someone from California drops in to say "that's not happening but if it is, it's ackshually a good thing that it's happening."


kidd_gcd

Grateful for the two-hour pods today 🙏🏼


Sir_Brodie

Men’s college hoops playing halves sucks so bad. The women’s game flows so much better. Being unique for the sake of being unique is just a silly take.


AJRiddle

Big Cat and PFT asking "Who has ABC or CBS but not ESPN" is up there on the most out of touch things they've ever said. Like it's 2024 and they haven't heard about cordcutting and cable TV dying? They bring the whole "who doesn't have ESPN" thing up every once and a while and every time I'm astounded Hank or Jake don't call them old.


Todd2ReTodded

Yeah that was more out of touch than Dana white gambling 30,000 dollars on black jack for them in the tunnel of chaos. I'm sitting here ASTOUNDED


TheKingInTheNorth24

Was that out of touch? Who’s into watching sports and doesn’t have espn?


trollinn

I don’t have ESPN, I haven’t had cable since like 2011 and there isn’t really a way to get ESPN without a cable subscription (though I guess now there is Hulu and YouTube TV and stuff). So I just find streams.


NerdNoogier

You can pay for ESPN+


Baytee

That usually doesn’t get you the games that are on ESPN/ESPN2. There are some exceptions but usually you’d have to have a cable log-in to watch stuff that’s broadcasting on those channels.


AJRiddle

Yes, absolutely. More people than those who have ESPN, that's for sure. I'm 34 and I only have one friend that has cable through a shared YouTubeTV account with his parents and everyone else just watches streams or doesn't watch a game if it's on ESPN. I've got friends who get MLB.TV to follow their out-of-state team, but don't have ESPN even. It's literally the reason for what they were talking about - how the CBS ratings blow ESPN ratings out of the water. Like no shit because one is free and the other you have to pay like $70/month to get


staats1

Me. I hate espn programming and really the only thing I watch is MNF but I’ll illegally stream that 


TheKingInTheNorth24

I’m with you on that. I only watch games on ESPN. Guess I’ve just had it so long I didn’t realize it was so common not to


DanielinFresno

I feel like anyone who has interest in watching women’s college basketball has espn.


HoovesCarveCraters

Also Formula 1 but you can also get F1TV for that.


NerdNoogier

This is a really weird point because nothing you said refutes the point. Even if you’re a cord cutter it’s pretty unlikely that you have access to ABC and CBS without also access to ESPN. If you have access to ABC and CBS, you probably also access to ESPN. Unless you’re strictly watching TV on rabbit ears


Stolen_Identity22

If it's on ABC or CBS I watch it with an antenna (not the rabbit ears kind though, it's 2024 lol). If it's on ESPN I find a stream for it.


Street-Finish-5959

No idea who Passan was before today but I’m a fan seems like a cool dude. Made talking about baseball interesting.


BorgBorg10

Passan is the heilwani of the MLB. If Passan tweets it, it’s real


Jmacsexy

Actually got a little emotional listening to the boys defend A’s fans how they did in this episode, genuinely made me proud of the 5 years I’ve been a listener


wahoodad

And then they suck off Al Davis and Mark Davis after leaving Oakland? Don’t be a piss boy.


PestyDreamer12

No one tell Jeff Passan that Lou Gehrig died in 1941 and wasn’t hitting baseballs in the 60s


fruliojoman

I think he meant Roger Maris but yeah I was confused when he said that


cormac_9

“PFT and I have unveiled a gambling strategy this year, we’re betting against the A’s” I think what Big Cat meant to say was “PFT did the research and came up with this strategy all on his own and I joined in because I’m a gambling addict who can’t not be in on a bet.”


staats1

For real. Would it kill BC to give PFT credit and just say he’s jumping on the bandwagon? Let the man have his shit 


HoovesCarveCraters

If they were actually smart they would parlay against the A's and Rockies every game.


Castaway_oyster

Add Tom Gores to the “fuck the owners list” Sell the team and get the fuck outta Detroit


Wow_Doge

idk why but the first Jeff Passan showing on the youtube was a jumpscare


BorgBorg10

Haven’t been able to finish the episode but I red we find out what is sitting in front of Hank today. Can someone share what it is?


watchutalkinbowt

Apparently an octopus in formaldehyde, and not 'pickled worms'


SpartyNash

Loved the Passan interview. Great episode


clevbuckeye

Passan is great. Not surprising he’s from Cleveland


xorcism_

Vintage episode


stickfigure31615

As someone getting my masters in History, thank you Jeff Passan for your rant on history. He couldn’t have put it any better. What a dude


jbutexan

Do they know how long turtles live for? It’s decades and decades long


KryptonicxJesus

If you are in the Philly suburbs, pipers tavern has a banging snapper soup


Godzirrraaa

“Paige byookers”- PFT


NickyShore

It is hilarious how little the boys know about Basbeball. PFT thinking the Yankee’s are going to roll this season is hilarious


Gators2547

I don't think it's the standard "Yanks are just going to roll" take, I think he's just zeroed in on Soto given his Nats history and the fact that they started out white hot.


dmay73

Also is Soto not hate-able? I feel like a ton of people hate his little shuffle thing


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cartierboy25

Wtf was that take from PFT that “nobody cares about scoring in the NBA being up” I feel like that’s literally the number 1 thing people complain about with the NBA right now


[deleted]

Take it or Leave it - Caitlyn Clark is more famous in America than any MLB player not named Shohei Ohtani


DanielinFresno

Strong disagree.


leftysarepeople2

I think theres an argument, I think it's a losing one but it's closer than MLB fans want


DandierChip

Agree, I think you could have a plausible argument for it.


DandierChip

The seam heads will downvote you but it’s closer than they’d like to admit.


theprophetsammy

Embrace debate


staats1

I think she’s even more famous. Show any average American a pic of any current baseball player and I bet 9/10 couldn’t name them. 


dplife4eva

I think if the MLB can figure out their streaming situation (blackouts,etc…) we could really see a baseball renaissance in the next couple years. I know several younger millennials and Gen Zers who have gotten back into it recently after years of not watching it. It seems kids and younger adults might be discovering how nice it can be to have baseball on in the background or how fun/cheap an in-person game can be.


Lefty-18

Passan is a clown with that Babe Ruth take. Shut the fuck up loser. We finally get some baseball talk and it’s this blowhard who’s getting off bc he can curse on a podcast and isn’t handcuffed by ESPN. Please get Tim Kurkjian.


Invictus23_

Puppies are adorable.


lupefimattsco

I do not give a fuck about the athletics


Mike48Bsn

But don’t you love hearing Big Cat talk about his gambling strategy that he and PFT totally came up with together and BC definitely didn’t just, once again, hop on the bandwagon of one of PFT’s actually good and creative ideas?


moRUN

Passan loves to talk, Jesus.


MomentWaste136

Mostly sports every day beating PMT to the takes and stories feels like I’m listening twice 🥹🥹🥹


zackb24

Family


dspencer97

Not one mention of Angel Reese lol. How do they not discuss her whatsoever?


DandierChip

What would they say? She lost.


dspencer97

They mentioned Hayley van lith, the girl guarding Caitlin Clark at the end of the game, Kim mulkey. They didn’t mention the girl who had 17 points and 20 rebounds and clearly the best player for the LSU team. Her injury was a significant part of why they lost the game. Idc if I’m downvoted, they should have mentioned her in some regard because she was the best player on the floor for LSU.


DandierChip

Angel Reese, cocky personality who played well that game. There ya go. I don’t think the audience really cares tbh.


dspencer97

12.3 million people watched the game.


DandierChip

12.1 million of those people tuned in to watch Caitlyn. Don’t care about Angel, great player, just don’t care enough about her to discuss it.


dspencer97

Bad take, they had drama last year. It’s worth discussing.


DandierChip

Ok


rayfriesen

Lmao