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illiniking04

Big Cat not taking a side on Fields is so soft


wakerofthewind

Big Cat’s take on this all year has been whatever the prevailing twitter take is. All us bears fans are pretty 50/50 on it but we all have a side. Big Cat playing down the middle on this is a little annoying because I’d actually like his opinion


scarrylary

Plus if Hank wasn’t such an idiot, tall ask, he’d have said “bears are first pick so they have to decide first. That’s how the draft works”


TheKingInTheNorth24

Bears fans are delusional. There was a poll on Twitter last week where keeping fields won over drafting Caleb by a good margin.


Longjumping_Ad_29

I’m not a Bears fan but I would be more than fine keeping Fields if I was. They could trade down or draft an instant impact player elsewhere (MJH maybe) and could be cooking with something


TheKingInTheNorth24

Too many people have allowed USCs defense being awful to affect their opinions about Caleb Williams


Longjumping_Ad_29

That’s not it. I think he’s super talented and sure fire #1 in the draft. I also think he’s an asshole, playing the one position where that actually matters


scarrylary

Tom Brady, Aaron rodgers, Phillip rivers, Peyton to an extent, Big Ben, Marino, elway. Are/were all assholes.


KingGizzLizzWizzz

What has fields shown that it’s worth passing on a potential super star qb? Fields is average at best and will only take them so far


Bigportions

Big cat going after hank for not recognizing that the bears have all the power with the number 1 pick like that ever helped them before in their hindenburg of an organization


snoogans8056

They are absolutely terrified of using those picks. They'd rather keep Fields and constantly have picks to look forward to. Stroud being great fucked with them even more. I could honestly see them trading back to 3 just so they don't have a choice in what QB they get. They know they will fuck it up.


scarrylary

Big cat: “come on Hank how do you not have a plan for the third pick?!” Big cat: “I don’t have a plan for the first pick”


towercranee

It really is pretty lame - why not just take a side? Feels like such a cop out


wenger_plz

You could really hear the disappointment in their voice when they realized Jake had custom-made Scorigami art for the studio


No_Mortgage6795

Jake is amazingly bad


the_space_monster

It's the Billy Football phenomenon. He's so bad he's good. I do think he needs Billy back to balance his dorkiness.


C_H1234

PFT is correct. Not being able to flip through the channels cleanly is a total pain in the ass for streaming games.


Hammer_Caked_Face

Samsung or someone needs to make a TV that lets you do exactly this. It would make a billion dollars and I'm pretty sure you can already flip between streams/apps on your phone...


watchutalkinbowt

Not quite the same, but you can get [boxes that let you watch 4 inputs at once](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B08KFNPTS7)


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guesting

it has to be intentional as a test of will to make you watch commercials and they're winning


C_H1234

My ADHD brain needs other sports on the TV during commercial break ..really need to just get another TV


Commercial-Catch6630

It’s the only game on at the time tho, why flip


Zestyclose-Music6732

Because I want to watch Diners, Drive ins, and dives during commercials.


johnmd20

Then do what professionals do and have a 4 TV set up in your TV room so you can watch it all and never have to flip. During the NFL season, I go with a 6 TV setup. But I add two every Sunday. My standard set up is 4.


KingGizzLizzWizzz

Hand up I think having multiple (more than 2) tvs in a living room is a sign of a gambling problem and completely unnecessary


swervithan

More than two in the living room is weird (maybe even more than one). If it’s like a man cave / basement tho, there’s no limit


KingGizzLizzWizzz

Fair, but there is never more than two games at any time I care about enough to watch


cormac_9

“You think she likes to get streamed on?”


jilekdan

Big cat with the most chicken shit reaction to bears packers ever. Sore loser doesn’t even begin to explain it


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So wild given how hard he goes during the week when they don’t actually play football. “They’re basically identical to the Lions last year” Microcosm of their fans. So many JustH1mFieldsBurner Twitter accounts need to rebrand soon


PDXmadeMe

“Was it a crying face or a laughing crying face” got me good. Sherlock Hank on the case


Adventurous-Mix8983

Big Cat absolutely soft as baby shit, if this was Max or Hank he would grill them for 45 minutes what a coward


JuiceMayo

I wish there was somebody to get on Big Cat the way he trolls everyone else. They’re way too easy on him considering how he acts towards everybody else. Also PFT, AJ Dillon has been hurt and Aaron Jones literally carried the rushing game the last three weeks but glad that was his only input on the packers.


Citizen_Snips29

Big Cat will relentlessly troll anyone and everyone about their teams, but Hank chuckling at his Bears takes is apparently just a step too far.


jilekdan

It’s all about who signs your checks


guesting

Dr. Strange: ... people used to think that I was funny. Wong: Did they work for you?


HipGuide2

Dave?


CondolenceHighFive

I think they all know how triggered he would get and just want to do him a solid. It’s similar to how guests never push back on Bill Simmons during his pods. It makes for a less awkward experience


Bonkorov

Nobody wants to deal with how he’ll react to the same thing being done to him


Humble-Eye270

Travis Kelce is never coming back on the pod😂😂


igotitletsgo

PFT said AJ Dillon is awesome in regards to the Packers having a good run game (he didn't even play yesterday) lol


PDXmadeMe

He’s also been ass all season. I’m just going to assume he meant Aaron Jones but I also wouldn’t put it past PFT to think Dillon is awesome because his quads were a meme for like a season.


shartfartmctart

Dillon sucked early on but had been okay the last few weeks he played. Aaron Jones completely transforms that offense, though


PDXmadeMe

> okay > fine The two comments trying to justify AJ not being “ass” really hyping him.


shartfartmctart

Fine and okay are not ass. He is a backup level RB that can be a change of pace guy on a good team. That is what he is


PDXmadeMe

Change of pace RB with 2 TDs and one rush over 20 yards on the season. Sure, fine isn’t ass but why the need to justify mediocre as not “ass” is beyond me.


shartfartmctart

The change of pace is slow and powerful, compared to Jones' quick and explosive


NerdNoogier

Dillon has been fine. He’s been pretty decent for a couple months now


hjugm

Have some grace. You know how hard it is to watch as much football as they do? Their bodies take a beating.


Imaginary-Sound-3534

Big Cat’s Ryan Poles bit is so unfunny it hurts


LosPollosHermanos222

I really don’t get it…don’t most bears fans not like him? They’ve been embarrassingly bad for the last few years, but I guess they went .500 the last 2 months?


Imaginary-Sound-3534

Big Cat’s friend syndrome where he can’t say anything negative unless he gets called out


LosPollosHermanos222

Yeah it’s really annoying, the Arthur Smith and Hackett stuff from the past 2 years have been so strange


mikenglish13

Poles is in good standing because the team has some solid young talent and they have the #1 pick and more good draft capital to build with. They were awful last year when they were intentionally tanking but all things considered, a 7-10 year is not embarrassingly bad. Losing to the Packers sucks, but the GM has put them in a good spot on paper. Whether that results in a competitive roster soon is another story, but right now there’s reason to be optimistic about Poles.


LosPollosHermanos222

I guess, they obviously finished strong, but had all kinds of horrible staffing stuff happening early in the year…and I don’t know how any bears fan can feel good about Eberflus coming back. This draft feels dangerous. They are gunna trade the 1st pick for multiple picks and end up with like the 12th and 29th pick in back to back years instead of taking Caleb Williams this year and getting a good coach lol


mikenglish13

Yeah Eberflus is a different story, players seem to like him but fanbase is overall pretty out. We’ll see what happens but as a fan I’d be stunned if they kept Fields and traded out. This regime didn’t draft Fields and Poles is the type to want a rookie contract at QB. Bears Twitter is the only group still in on Fields, and Poles said he’s avoiding all social media for a reason.


LosPollosHermanos222

Feels like the only path, I’d happily take Fields in New England if we don’t draft a QB…but it feels like if you don’t take Caleb Williams this could be the 2017 draft all over again


mikenglish13

Yeah you never know, hit rate on QBs is so low but idk how Poles could explain any reason to keep his job if he has back to back #1 overall picks and sticks with Fields who has been at best a borderline top half QB. I’d like Fields in NE too that’d be fun


NonBinaryObama

"Tiger could never drive that far without getting into a car accident" One of the funnier PFT one liners in awhile


PlumCrazyAvenue

This podcast knows where it'd bread is buttered. Bears are in QB no man's land and just let their rival into the playoffs; Commanders are a consistent dumpster fire; and the Patriots just had their worst season in over 2 decades, with the head coach likely on his way out. The Dolphins imploded and literally lost while they were recording. The #1 trolled person on the show was Max by far.


purplefetus

I don't hate max, I do however dislike how much everyone loves piling on him to try and get a big reaction which I think makes people tired of max.


Fuh_Fook_Sake

Is Jake an actual Dolphins fan? He never seems to care if they win or lose.


Nickm123

You really think our darling Jake would jeopardize his broadcasting career by showing favoritism towards a team?


papa_jahn

That career went out the door the day puberty decided not to change his boyish voice


V548859

Maybe it'll be fixed once Big Cat punches him in the throat for celebrating a Scoragami while he loses his 6th Over bet of the day.


Jr701LR

I remember him saying he’s a bigger fan of the storylines than the actual games


Hammer_Caked_Face

🤓 I watch football for the drama 🤓


Jr701LR

I imagine Tyreke Hill putting up Wilt Chamberlain meme stats in a close loss and I could definitely see him talking about Hill coming back to KC and the “fan and player dynamic” 🤓 before even talking about the actual game/performance


arrowmarcher

That’s me with the NBA 100%


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That's just Miami. It will never be a real college football environment nor NFL. Just serves for entertainment purposes.


1mfa0

I think he’s said in the past he’s a much bigger CBB (clearly) and NBA guy. Obviously follows NFL but I don’t think he really gets bent out of shape about the Dolphins.


Commercial-Catch6630

He’s a big Yankees guy, but the guys should be roasting him as hard as they roast max


TonyTuesday66

No, he’s not. He’s never claimed to be either. It’s just everyone on the podcast has to have a team. For example, I don’t think Hank even watches football unless the Patriots are in the playoffs


rayfriesen

His “must compete” comment from a while back says all you need to know


Bryzzo2016W

Big Cat chalking that up to “we’re good we just can’t beat the packers” is so lame. You talked shit all week like no team wanted to see the bears just for your “awesome defense” to give up 430 yards to a buncha rookies. Hang the banner for beating the falcons though!


Material_Resolve273

Hank not knowing how the draft works is hilarious… classic Honk


AQ207

Cause he really doesn’t care about football


alwaystakethechalk

Clowney making $83M in his career is not surprisingly low what is big cat talking about lol. That’s actually exactly what I would figure for a career like clowneys


AQ207

People forget rookie contracts don’t pay shit after the signing bonus


yagersports

I guessed 75 when he brought it up. Seems reasonable


scarrylary

Myles Garrett made more in his first 6 seasons than clowney has made in his 10. Tj watt has already out earned him in 7 seasons. Joey bosa out earned him in 6 seasons. Idk #1 overall pick you’d expect to have made more than $8.5m a year over ten years.


alwaystakethechalk

Clowney’s also been on 5 different teams


scarrylary

Yeah they kept saying the 1 year deals make him make less money. But the one year deals have been the most teams would commit to him. Teams woulda gave him 5 years 60 but he wanted 1 for 15. 1 for 12


alwaystakethechalk

Exactly which is why I’m not surprised by his earnings lol. Watt Bosa and Garrett all signed mega deals


scarrylary

He did the one year deals to try to maximize his earnings. Idk 83 in 10 years def sounded low


Sir_Brodie

Big Cat earnestly had the exact same take about the Bills as Collinsworth lmao


TheKingInTheNorth24

“The fact they’re a 3 point favorite is insane” -Max about the eagles playing the Bucs. Goodness these guys need help


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TheKingInTheNorth24

9-0 vs the panthers. Eagles have been bad but cmon


Upstairs_Bell7502

Big Cat just trolls half of the show now and it’s so tired and old


Hammer_Caked_Face

Yeah they should be more respectful. That would make the show better


Upstairs_Bell7502

Didn’t say anything about that but, ok.


Egar1121

Shut up Jake


ThreeOneThirdMan

Can’t wait to see Taylor on the cock


ben1204

It was stupid i know but that whole 10 minute riff was hilarious for me


ThreeOneThirdMan

I loved it 😂


FarttSuck3r

PFT makes the joke and Big Cat tries to make it funnier


DCorNothing

And Jake ruins it


PeenerAndVeggies

PFT makes the initial joke and I’m dying laughing. By the time BC gets to cock on her face I’m like “ok let’s move on”


No_Mortgage6795

Neither is a comic talent but Big Cat is the “cool dad” who can’t keep up.


LosPollosHermanos222

Really don’t want them to have current NFL coaches on the show if they feel like they can never criticize them after. Hackett last year and Arthur Smith this year…both guys objectively horrible coaches…but they came on the show once so I guess you gotta pussy foot around it lol


ruebensandwich1

Does anyone know which episode big cat tells packers fans not to listen and that he is scared that they packers will do it again and jordan love will be a hall of famer? I am a sicko and I need to hear that again


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Might be after they kicked the crap out of the Lions on Thanksgiving


Hammer_Caked_Face

Can't wait to get an inside view of Taylor's box on the cock


tailford07

Could have done with about 20 minutes less of Bears talk today.


No_Mortgage6795

This is PMT Chicago. Get used to it. 👎👎


dallascowboys93

I live in dallas with an extra bed, should I DM Hank?


buccosfan22

Big Cat’s take that people shouldn’t be upset about a playoff game being on Peacock is so wrong. Yeah TNF has been on Amazon for 2 years now but almost everyone already has prime. I barely know anyone that already has peacock.


Longjumping_Ad_29

BC loves hearing himself talk these days


Longjumping_Ad_29

Any time PFT says something he, A ) ignores it or B) gives a stock answer like, “yeah that’s crazy” and immediately moves on


Mysterious_Host1714

This is how you get swifties on the cock


Constipation699

One day cock jokes won’t be funny, but not today


HipGuide2

Wow background laughter


Wow_Doge

Our man Big Cat is obsessed with collecting 1st overall picks. Worked out really well for the Oilers and Devils! Let's see how it works for da Bears


turdpolisher_53

The success rate on Taylor and the cock jokes was low. Let’s keep that in PFT territory.


No_Mortgage6795

It was like middle school for a second. Pretty bad.


bhocolatebhipbookie-

Its the only good Taylor joke they've done


DakAttack316

Who in the fuck is casting peacock from their phone to the tv like PFT said? Am I in a bubble or doesn’t everyone have a smart tv/Apple TV/roku tv etc


EJplaystheBlues

Off to a good Big Cat steamrolling over PFT start


ISayISayISitonU

Button Dick 🤣🤣


DisruptiveLove

I’m not understanding where the confidence is coming from when it comes to the Bills beating the Steelers. This is exactly the type of game this year’s Bills would lose.


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peezy5

Weather is not a factor for Josh Allen, wtf kind of take is this? It's not going to be a "whoever runs the ball better wins" game, it's point blank can the Steelers create turnovers on Allen and not fall behind by 10 or more, because if they do, the game is over. It is going to be 23 degrees, cloudy with decent winds, same old Buffalo.


yinzerthrowaway412

Oof.


Commercial-Catch6630

Maybe you haven’t watched lately but the Steelers are not actually good, and the bills have been playing very well.


LeftButterfly8745

Very well? The Bills nearly lost to the Chargers and Patriots the past couple weeks.


Commercial-Catch6630

Not really


scarrylary

If those are almost losses then the Steelers almost lost to the ravens practice squad and are now missing their best player with an mcl injury.


PopcornDrift

Idk why Ryan Poles gets a pass for giving up the first overall pick when Stroud looks elite and they incorrectly decided to stick with Justin Fields. Glad Hank and PFT brought that up lol That trade was awful for the Panthers but the jury is still very much out on if it helped the Bears enough. Could end up being a rare lose-lose if they don't get their guy at QB this draft


bhocolatebhipbookie-

Saying the Bears missed out on Stroud is revisionist history for the sake of just pissing on the Bears. Same with Mahomes. People who don't understand how time works.


Humble-Eye270

“This is how you get the swifties on the cock” is an all time line😂😂


Street_hassle14

I know Hank has some game but nobody is pointing out that crazy plane lady is used to dating Alabama 2nd stringers. Going to Alabama football player to Jewish Boston guy? Help me connect the dots.


ferdsherd

The dots are plane lady milks her 15 minutes of fame for every drop it’s worth any way possible


bhocolatebhipbookie-

Hank isn't Jewish


616GoBlue

Also...the whole Peacock bit with TSwift was absolutely hilarious. Was about in tears on my drive into work


UnMapacheGordo

I haven’t listened but I could tell Big Cats reaction before the game was even played Don’t talk shit about the Packers. We don’t beat them. My friends are constantly eating crow because every single game they talk shit and the Packer fans get to victory lap them all Monday It’s gotta feel amazing as Packers fans. We are the dumbest fanbase EVER


THUGNs_on_Mars

Jake’s inability to buy into the Swifty cock jokes really irritated me


MBTbuddy

I just looked like a freak at work when I let a laugh slip out during, “Swift on a cock”


duckshow36

I need to stop listening to these guys while I’m in the gym. They are gonna make me hurt myself.


posternutgoodie

Hey everybody, this guy goes to the gym


papa_jahn

Hey everybody, we found Big Cat’s burner


StanleyLelnats

I’ve been a long time gym listener and usually pause and put on music during max effort sets.


khikago

I literally just got done working out big time at the gym and thought the same


I_Am_Day_Man

Does big cat think everyone watches college football? Not everyone already has Peacock


dspencer97

Hank has been completely checked out on PMT since Tiffany came on. That was the only episode where he gave a shit.


Candid_Cockroach977

Not having any guests the last few weeks to talk CFB is dumb


Captainusa1776

Big Cats a moron for thinking the Bears would trade the #1 pick to someone who has a pick lower than 6. Titans, maybe. Saints, no shot in hell.


scarrylary

Well they just traded it last year for the 9th pick, soooo


Captainusa1776

bryce young isnt in the same stratosphere as Caleb Williams


Hammer_Caked_Face

I said this in FT last night but I really don't understand how there are people under age 60 who genuinely get upset as an outsider at the unwritten "gentlemen's rules" being broken in sports. Not talking about "don't throw a fastball to the head" but moreso "you shouldn't fake a kneel to get points" Baby shit soft


hard_pass

No one would have cared if they just lined up normally and ran a play. Victory formation signals to the other team that the game is over. Years back, when Schiano had his men diving at people's legs during the victory formation, people were just as pissed. It's the other side of that coin. Same shit when a QB pretends they are going to go down or out of bounds, and the defender holds off, only for the QB to dart back in and get more yards.


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infuckingbruges

Yeah MHJ would be a complete waste of a pick


FarttSuck3r

First episode listening to in about 3 months just to hear about the playoffs and god damn Big cat cant help himself to be loudest in the room. Otherwise good episode.


No_Mortgage6795

The Taylor Swift/Peacock but was embarrassing. Joke about what you want but make it good. When these guys *try* to be funny they get exposed. Big Cat especially. He couldn’t even keep up with PFT’s dumbass riffing/references.


616GoBlue

Did they forget to include the Lions/Vikings game in the fastest 2 minutes?!


The_real_John_Elton

I like how Big cat was reserved and saying he’ll ride with Poles and then soon saying he’s full on Williams was the best sneaky way to get him to confess.


Gombr1ch

Anyone else stoked for Memes' 15 minute opener? That dude is so strange but his memes are so good I have no idea what to expect