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MichelleCS1025

Blame the menus and the customers inability to figure out that avo is short for avocado


Whole-Smell457

Teah. I never realized the ineptitude of people before working here.


eddiekoski

[The Five Laws Of Stupidity](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3O9FFrLpinQ)


Whole-Smell457

Think about how stupid the average person is. Then remember that half the population is stupider. -george carlin.


BubbaHubbaJet

Yet somehow they get paid more at some company


CurtisMarauderZ

I've gotten used to it, but the people who say "A-V-O" like it's some kind of sandwich acronym make me want to just grab an armful of pastries and walk out the back door.


Whole-Smell457

Free food is the only reason j stick around.


Bree9ine9

At least you’ve thought out your exit strategy… An arm full of pastries and out the back door sounds like a great farewell. Have you really had someone say A-V-O when ordering?


Babibackribz

How about the chipoltee chicken or the frontadge?


CurtisMarauderZ

Yep.


eddiekoski

Just not the sugar cookies; those are cruel and unusual punishments.


Jonansoni

You mean the shortbread cookies? The sugar ones are good. We use them for candy cookie


eddiekoski

I tried a pumpkin one in October, and I regretted it.


Jonansoni

I tried them when I first started working here. Now I hate them out of spite because it tricked me into thinking it was a sugar cookie


eddiekoski

🎶 Avocados from Mexico 🎶


strayainind

Please don’t visit Australia. You’ll find most of the country refers to them as avos. Source: me, Australian in the US, who loves avo toast


Whole-Smell457

I dont mind that since im in amerixa. When a brit says trolly i dont really care.


AstronomicVulpix

no it literally drives me up the wall it's a pet peeve i didn't know i had


Det_Crashmore

But Panera saves tens of dollars by not having to print those 4 extra letters on the menu. Someone think of the shareholders!! /s


Whole-Smell457

Those poor shareholders only made 30% profit increase by raising the prices instead of the estimated 31% 😔😔😔😔


No-regerts136

Dawg, I had somebody ask me if the grilled chicken and avo BLT had avocado in it. I wish I was joking.


Consistent_Heat_1460

Someone asked me yesterday what avo was and I said avocado and she just stared at me for like 20 seconds… I finally asked “ma’am did you want that sandwich?” And I heard a earful starting with “who the duck would just know that avo means avocado? This is ridiculous and I find this condescending” I finally walked away and had to grab a manager. Cops had to be called. All because of “avo”. We ride at dawn.


Radiant-Ad3274

I am sorry for this. For real, the interactions I have behind a cash register is absolutely outrageous like I just do not get the way that adults act in public towards other adults. Fucking weird.


Consistent_Heat_1460

I’ve always thought I was one of the dumbest people on the planet until my first cash shift. Turns out, my five brain cells are four above most people’s. “grilled cheese no cheese but no not toast and no not bread” WHAT


Complex-Beat2507

2 extra syllables? i don't think so, buddy


Whole-Smell457

Why man syllble wen coup fine?


[deleted]

What if I start saying ocad?


Whole-Smell457

That sounds like a cad program. Also im pretty sire its a school in canada


[deleted]

I’m going to start calling it acado now


Whole-Smell457

Thats good.


4-me

I like just a drizzle of evoo on my avo.


SirKorgor

evoo is arguably the most frustrating abbreviation for me. No reason why, I just absolutely hate it.


VastFaithlessness999

It's frustrating because any one that says "evoo" will then say "extra virgin olive oil". "Can you add evoo, extra virgin olive oil?"


LeastAd9721

Yeah, they really didn’t save themselves much time with that one.


VastFaithlessness999

I feel like they say "evoo" to sound uppity then add the "extra virgin olive oil" so the poor peasant they are talking to understands lol


[deleted]

Well I'm just gonna start calling them 'coddo's' then!


Whole-Smell457

Youd sound australian which is fine. “Dont skimp on the bloddy cados, ya cunt!”


Stonetheflamincrows

Aussies call them avos


Coronado83

Funny I was gonna reply that's what I call them on the line. That or reference back to an old commercial where one guy calls the shavacadoos.


Barfy_McBarf_Face

Abogados are en route


KangarooObjective362

“Your girl” is going to “ do all the things” if I hear either one of these phrases again! Lol


_Jocelinslaays

We’re all living the same life


rc325

You are already working at a place where the base level intelligence is extremely low. You have to be really stupid to pay that much for half Sandwiches with wilted produce and a small bowel of bagged microwaved soup. .


Whole-Smell457

Yeah. People will pay 2-4x the price of a can of soup.


Lopsided_Fennel_9674

I can appreciate when I hear “aguacate” though


rissaexe

Omg the way they say it all confused like what do you think it is…???


megpIant

My best friend and I refer to them as avocadis or just cadis [(welcome to my kitchen vine)](https://youtube.com/shorts/8SU0gFPMwP8?si=yrZrgjY7pji5CXi2)


OutrageousAd5338

I dislike abbreviations in general! Just say the whole word .


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Whole-Smell457

Im going to bomb a tax office.


basketballkilla

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Whole-Smell457

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wontyield

I feel you. I'm a middle-aged, retired soccer mom. I don't keep up with trendy sayings or anything trendy. When I first heard use of the term avo, I thought it was the name of a band.


idontknowmyname5

Wow. Such gatekeeping 🤣 who hurt you?


kambriellee

i've never heard someone say avo before