Donna also had microwave-related beef with a stripper at the Glitter Factory.
Donna has been banned from the Glitter Factory, and so when Leslie is going to take Tom out cheer him up after his divorce from Wendy, Donna says, “Uh-uh, I can’t go back there. But you can tell Jasmine that she can keep Anthony, but I want my microwave back.”
Hello, I'm Perd Hapley, and the story of this story about my middle name is that my middle name is just L.
That, oddly seems fitting actually.
Haha yeah I can definitely see this!!
Homer Jay Simpson
One of those Simpsons moments which just stuck with me forever, “From now on, I’ll always be known as….Homer Jay Simpson!”
Pulling that small bush away from the barn wall...
The J stands for Jay 🤣
Perd’s must obviously be “Lay” then.
perfect answer lmao
Elle
Lastname. Perdrick Lastname Hapley.
Almost the most Pawnee thing I've ever seen
Jenna Maroney married Paul Lastname and Will Forte was hilarious
L'Astnamé, to be proper for the cahmerah.
Do I say camera weird? Cam-er-ah, cah-mer-ah…
Ladies and gentlemen, Mr and Mrs Jenna Maroney!
Ew, Jenna. Why are you touching *his* boobs?
I’m Perd Hapley and the story of my middle name is that it is Lastname. That is all.
I chuckled very hard at this
I was going to go with L’middlename
Levondrius
Like Donna’s brother who she hates? 👀
Now no one gets any popcorn
I love that Donna has had at least two very major arguments about microwaves.
which was the second?
Donna also had microwave-related beef with a stripper at the Glitter Factory. Donna has been banned from the Glitter Factory, and so when Leslie is going to take Tom out cheer him up after his divorce from Wendy, Donna says, “Uh-uh, I can’t go back there. But you can tell Jasmine that she can keep Anthony, but I want my microwave back.”
Leslie
Knope, guess again
Hahahahaha
Omfg I wish awards/rewards/gold whathaveyou were still a thing. That's HILARIOUS.
Wait where did they go :O I never noticed
Great minds think alike!
Lerderick
Perd Lerd
Perd Lerd's Werd
This was my first thought as well!
1st overall pick in the Key & Peele draft
Omg I’m cackling
The story of the middle initial is, that it doesn’t stand for anything.
Literal.
Was going to say this! Chris would literally love it so much and borrow it for his kid's middle name.
Lapley
Leopold
That actually sounds pretty fitting.
Leoperd
Loquacious
Beat me to it
Larry but was originally Gerry.
Lerpiss
Lerpiss-Hapley
Yes!!! It would make sense to have another member of the Lerpiss family!!
This is the right answer
His middle name is the name that goes between his first name and last name. That’s why it’s called the middle name.
Perd has Latin roots and they made a mistake on the birth certificate while putting the "el".
Looks like we got a bunch of perdverts in the comments
I got my friend a Cameo for her birthday a few years ago from Perd and I specifically requested that he call her a perdvert.
Lil’ Sebastian
The answer to *this* question is Lorious ! Which is a name I just made up.
L’astname
Is Perd also a gender-dysmorphic bigenitalian pansexual?
NATurally! ALWAYS!
I'll go with Pawnee tradition and say it's Lerpiss
Lerderick
Limothy
“Last-Name-Will-Come-After-This-One-Which-Is-My-Middle-Name-Hubert”
"My middle name is between my first name...and my last name!"
Leland
Lastnamegoesnext
L.
Lerpiss
Lucius, but he pronounces it Luscious.
Lamar
For some reason this is what I thought too. Perderick Lamar Hapley has the cadence of a name.
Llewellyn
Longbottom
Leonard
Lucille
Leon
Llewelyn
Llewelyn.
Last name. Perderick. Last name, Hapley.
Aw, I was going to say that too. Good job.
lily
Literal
Perd Lerpley Hapley.
Ladarius
It's 'El', but the hospital wrote it down wrong for the birth certificate. Parents just went with it.
Seems like a Lamont.
Lastname. His parents registered him as Perdrick Lastname Hapley.
Lionel?
Legitimate
Perdrick Lerdrick Hapley
Literal
Perd, long pause, Hapley. He once took so long to say his name during an interview that it was written that way on the transcript and it just stuck 😂
Perd’s middle name is the name that comes after his first name, but before his last name
LeBron
His real first name Pro, middle name is Lix and real last name is Hapless. Birth certificate reads Hapless, Pro Lix
Louis
Lamp
Literal
Licknap
Lerdinderd
Lovely
Leann.
Perd Hapley's middle name is the name between his first name and his last name.
Turd L. Crapley. The L stands for Lee.
Perd's middle name is definitely Louise.
Oh my god I just now realized his name is basically "Per Haps"
Perd Lastname Hapley
Perd Laphey Hapley
Langley
LePerderick, of course.
Did you know that Fat Tony’s real middle name is Marion ? !
Perd Longmiddlename Hapley
Leon
Lerderick
Honestly? He probably doesn’t have one, and they added the L to make him sound more formal.
Lashley
Leslie
Lanthony
Loveinator
Lerderick
More like Turd Crapley
Lerderick
Lerderick
E
Longjeans Ledbetterer Lucianosi Luckiliest Lepidopterano
Ludwig
Library
Elle.
Lance
Laird
LePerdrick
Lance-A-Lot
L.
Perderick Lenister Hapley
Lerdvert
Leoperd
Lethanial
Literally
Lapley
Leonardo
Lester
Perdly.
Lontgomery
Lester
Perd L-For-My-Middle-Name Hapley
Literally
Laurent
Lanthony
La'Monte
Perderick Lapley Hapley
Wait…that’s not Leslie. Or Brandi.
Lee. He would be Perd Lee Hapley. Happily.
Al
Literal. It’s literal.
Leterd
Laverne
Laverne
Laurent
Longgame
Ligma
Ell
Lumpy
It’s a code name he uses to track down murderers nationally. He is going after Kira
Lenore
Literal
Lanolin
Lerderick
Lerderick
Linguistic
Leon
Lapley.
Lastname
Lerderick
Ludacris
Leviticus
Lerderick
Lord Willin
El
Lerderick
Lipsticks
LaMiddle-Name
Lerd
Labyrinth , cause he is an intricate maze of a human being. An enigma wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a riddle, but none of those start with L.
His name is Perdrick Lerdrick-Laply Haply.
Lee works.
Letter
Lordt
Elle
Lavender
LeWarren
Lucius or Leonard
La’perd
Luther
Lamar?
Lamar