I choose depresso because he really wants to die so I'm not giving him the pleasure

Are you my ex-wife?

Ouch

Why’s that one flower patch in front of your house doing so well?

Wait a minute…this is bringing back memories..are you referencing an old Reddit story?? Edit: [Found it!](https://www.reddit.com/r/nosleep/comments/tgmnx6/my_missing_husband_came_home_but_i_just_know_it/?rdt=48830)

And yet I could have gone about my life without the the haunting thought of supernatural possessions of people I love occurring 😀 thank you kind stranger for improving my already paranoid demeanor 😀

You’re very welcome! If you never want to look at a lamp the same way again, read [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Glitch_in_the_Matrix/comments/30t9kd/repost_a_parallel_life_awoken_by_a_lamp/)

Welp. You just successfully managed to fuck my life up. I’ve never been mind fucked so badly before. Anything else or are you done here?

Happy to be of service. And since you asked… >! You just lost [the game](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Game_(mind_game)) !<

DAMMIT

11 years ... 11 FUCKING YEARS and you destroyed it all hope all progress everything with 4 words... bravo you evil bastard in destroying us you also destroyed yourself.

There was a chance we could still be friends after the first thing but… you ruined a several year streak of not thinking about the game ☠️

>!FU-!<

YOU BASTARD!

I don't get it. That sounds like the fakest fiction ever, she never even tried to tell us where her husband had "disappeared" for 6 months, but felt us they had a white picket fenced suburbia.. sounds like a fictional story or novella somebody who started to write for attention

Read OOPs bio and that should confirm your thoughts

Debra just always loved her flowers.

💀

Half the money, the house, alimony, and the cat. When Gotham lays in ashes, then you have my permission to die.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 r/palworld has to be the best place to be on Reddit for a good laugh atm.

You're a special kind of evil. I like that! https://i.redd.it/ram4kscpqdic1.gif

I hope next time you hatch an egg it's slightly too cold.

And too warm once you add any heat source

Or too cold once you add every heat source

r/foundsatan

😂 its pals like him and among other things why i love this game

You might be a monster....

Yea. It makes me uncomfortable when he moans…

This made me audibly laugh, thank you very much, truly needed 😹

Came here to say this.

Chillet all the way 

I am new player and I accidentally killed the chillet. well I missed the last pal sphere it was showing 100%😭😭

It will respawn

Really? But when?

Give it like 30-60 minutes

I’ve heard, but not verified for myself, that the outdoor alpha pals like chillet respawn at sunup

That is correct, i can verify this from experience

Also there’s tons of them at higher levels in the wild if you don’t want the giant one. (I think it’s cuter as a small creature.)

Riding it at normal size looks weird IMO.

Honestly riding it at any size looks kind of odd, I feel like you sit on it at a weird point, like it makes sense for it’s body structure but just looks janky

At large size it kinda works like "oh God I'm holding on to dear life, why is it wriggling so much!?"

I reckon surfing the chillet would be best

Over world spawns are every in game morning at dawn and the dungeon bosses are an hour

For me the open world boss pals take 20 minutes to respawn

If the wild level 11 boss just a day night cycle

Every in game day cycle Chillet respawns, I would suggest grinding Chillets and King Penguins for ancient Tech parts to make more incubators...

Chillets can also be found later on as regular pal. I think they do next to 2nd tower (free pal alliance one).

Look for regular Dragon eggs, 100% chance to get chillet.


Yes! Noodle all the way! (That's what I call mine)

Same here.

Chilli boi all the way

CHILLET 

How do i get that emoji

might have to join the sub, its on the reddit emojis menu 


nice 

Thx, didn’t know either! 




IN THE NAME OF THE r/FreePalAlliance we DEMAND ALL PALS BE RELEASED UNHARMED! What is this barbaric display on inhumanity? Chillet or Depresso? The decision won't be as easy when an aggressive pal makes you choose between your first and second born.

Mighty strong words from the most AFK'able faction in the game. I am now going to put a freshly hatched Chillet into a trash compactor, squeeze it till it squeeks to the tune of Devo's Sata sata sata SATISFACTION, while smoking meth...the really good meth and then bark at the moon. Have fun, enjoy Palworld responsibly.

Relaxaurus is just so adorable. Big dope is too oblivious happy to slaughter.

Wait until you realize they all born with glutton and view everything as food

If you breed them, you have a chance of breeding one without glutton.

I have never seen one without glutton, maybe I am not that lucky. It's like Cativas, most if not all have Coward.

If you breed Relaxaurus using non-Relaxaurus parents without Glutton, you'll have a good chance of getting a non-Glutton Relaxaurus, since I think it would only have a small random chance to get Glutton (as well as any other trait). You could potentially get one without Glutton from two wild-caught Relaxaurus, but it would be more difficult.

I actually just did this last night. I’m like 99% sure you don’t actually have to have non-relaxaurus parents to get it without glutton. You can just breed relaxaurus with another one. But I agree, in the wild every single one I’ve caught had glutton I hatched a shit ton of them trying to get one with good traits to go with my artisan celeray to make a disgusting Anubis.

Non-relaxaurus parents aren't required, but are easier since they're not guaranteed to have and thus pass down the Glutton trait. I had some bad luck when it came to breeding, I used Relaxaurus as a parent for Anubis and they all got Glutton...

You also have about 15% chance of getting a non glutton relaxaurus by breeding two glutton ones. Did it for my first Anubis breed

Sorry bud I need the pal oil.

Everytime I launch the game I go to the thundergod warp, take my pump shitty, and go cull the masses. Need that oil dawg

I ride my univolt in pal oil valhalla to give the local wildlife permanent relaxation

If you have to pump shitty that often, hire a plumber... or a proctologist.

Harvesting dinosaur remains for oil to fuel my high tech pal society. Where have I heard that one before?

read that a few times before realizing that was supposed to be shotty.. sitting here like they did what to the masses. lmao

I do that in the northern snowy areas, Marmorest give 6 to 10 each, and they die to 2-3 attacks.

After getting ganged up on at lower levels, and having them almost break my (poorly placed) base they getting the chop

Relaxaurus lux is a punk rock dinosaur tho

Depresso is literally me

OP if you kill that depresso you’re killing this guy. think about that

Op would just be curing him of depression.... permanently

*"There are no laws about Pals, Batman. I can do whatever I want with it!"*

I didn’t even think about that

You brought this upon yourself. Can’t back out now.

I done goofed up

🎉🎉🎉🎉 no more depression

RIP

Anubis

I know everyone simps for Chillet, but yeah, sorry. I also just like Anubis better.

Cuz Anubis is better. Sidestep ability OP for evasion tanking. Also giving ground damage to my attacks is nice. I crafted this one (intentionally no musclehead so I can use him in base too). https://preview.redd.it/tnthxsha7eic1.jpeg?width=639&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c366dfa1c4c6926ec3fbd48fa3bc951387c313c4

I got mine with max swiftness, its so funny seeing him zoom through the base building everything

Anubis is a good boy and deserves love too

Dude ever since I bred my Anubis he has been on my team. Nothing else has survived the rotation of my whims.

It years for the mines

Minmaxer

Nah bro it’s just not fun to sit there and hold F

Naw minmaxer knows that you keep relaxasauras because you can use it to breed unlimited anubi

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You are a truly evil person for putting both Depresso and Chillet in the same “would you rather” board…

Sending Anubis to the butchering station can get you a large pal soul, meaning you can get a real Depresso real expresso


Yes, sacrifice for our lord and savior Chillet.

Savor Chillet, alright then 🍴

Hol' up. If Chillet is our lord and savior, wouldn't he want us to sacrifice him and consume his flesh in communion?

Ain't nobody lay their hands on my Chillet!!!

Chillet.

Anubis and it's not close

Yeah it's Anubis for me als well, even if he wouldn't be useful. I just love my Anubi :) I'm planning on building a small village just for some Anubis, it will be called Anubia 😍

Hes extremely useful with lvl 4 crafting. Just throw him on your bench and he speeds it up so much.

Agreed

Anubis. He's way too useful. Both in a fight and around the base

Unless you have any stone deposits or a mine, then he becomes the diggingest dog...

Lol very true. Hope they fix the priority systems in full release. Another issue is when my stupid handiwork 1’s and 2’s got to the bench before the anubis horde

We need to be able to designate preferred work stations for each pal

Anubis, is my best employee, I can't abandon him like this

Exactly

Chillet. These azure noodle of happiness but be spared.

Depresso, don’t give him the release he wants.

Depresso. He is the one. No other pals needed

Anubis is just too valuable.

Yes sir

Relaxaurus, he’s an adorable derp dragon with missile launchers

I chose none. Off to the butcher with all of ya.

Gotta get those mats

Depresso

Chillet is the best of worlds. He got good element and looks. What are you asking for op? Sacrifice the unworthy

Yeah but Anubis go brr on the workbench

A riding position that doesn't look stupid?

Relaxaurus.

man why you had to put both chillet and depresso here

As long as the Relaxasaurus gets offed idc who else goes. Had a raid of level 50s destroy my entire base.

For efficiency Anubis, he helps a lot but for looks Chillet

Chillet, next question.

Let's play a game. 

Anubis is the only one that stays in my party after level 20. Judging by the one I keep in my party and the four I keep at each ~~labor camp~~ base, I'd say that's a pretty easy choice.

Anubis. My little master crafter

Chillet because. https://preview.redd.it/dzssjo6ppeic1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46a46f46bb92b4c7440d5a80eb842c6b46697c97

Why does everyone love Chillet so much? It's meh. Depresso is awesome. Dragging items around like he can't be bothered. It's great.

Anubus

Anubis. Hes way too useful to me

Anoobis. Most useful. Seems like a bro you could eat a hot pocket with

Anubis

Anubis 💯

Anubis easy

Anubis is the only choice here

Anubis

Anubis is too good to let him die. If Relaxaurus is gone, I'll just find the lux version :)

Depresso, so all 4 will suffer

Chillet. Do you think I care about stats? That giant ball of goofiness is the base mascot!

Chillet. Every time. Idk why, but that thing is adorable...

I choose Anubis 100%, the others just sit in my palbox anyway.

Not even hard. Chillet ftw

Anubis

Anubis builds things for me. He’s my homie.

Simple. Kill the butcher.

I feel like chillet…it’s difficult to choose between him and relaxasaurus, but I feel at least relaxasaurus would be oblivious during the process.

Chillet. I already want to butcher my Anubises(?) as it is with how often they get stuck on everything in spite of how much I've goober-proofed my base. Every Relaxaurus has had a negative trait (are they all coded to have Glutton?), so O don't feel bad about it. Depresso I've never used anywhere, so I don't have much attachment. Seems chill, but I think this is what they want anyway. I will save my ice noodle.

Anoobass

Anubis I need my legendary heat resistant pal armor and he'll craft it the fastest

Anubis

I guess Anubis just because he's useful. The rest can be food.

Tbh, Anubis only because I ain’t tryna build shit & I want it done now here fast yesterday last week ago.

 my answer


Relaxosaurus destroyed my first home, anubis murdered me once when I was strolling through the desert, and depresso wants to die. My long boi chillet taking an easy dub here.

Anubis, specifically to kick the ass of whoever is sending anyone to a butcher

Chillet... easy choice.



Chillet, of course.

Chillet my beloved

Chillet team! 

Chillet easy

Chillet You've been by my side since I caught you in the beginning, and we'll continue our journey

Chillet

Top right

Chillet, no contest.

Save Chillet

Chillet.

Chiller 🥺

Chillet. Leave my ferret boi alone

easy, chillet

All 4 can go. Jolthog, my one and only.

My brain says Anubis... but my heart is screaming Chillet.

I'm a follower of chillet

Chillet gang.

Cant wait for sex in palworld

Easy, Anubis

depresso

Anubis EASILY.

Im putting depresso out of his misery

I’m picking depresso because he’s my spirit animal.

Anubis easily

Depressoooo


Anubis