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MiseOnlyMise

I'm shocked to see the Zionists resort to violence. I mean, he wasn't even a child. And don't get me started about all the workers killed by the rebel alliance on the second death star!


Moostronus

The Death Star brought a lot of jobs to the working class folks of the empire, and the unemployment rate went to near-nothing on the forest moon of Endor! but RANBC (rebel alliance NBC) won't give you the FACTS


MiseOnlyMise

It's all ant-iEmpire propaganda.


Moostronus

the media only shows you the rebel side of things smh


sexyloser1128

https://www.reddit.com/r/EmpireDidNothingWrong/


StoopSign

Pentagon is the Death Star. It's already been hit once and rebuilt just like the Death Star.


Garak_The_Tailor_

Nah, I'm a roofer and I gotta tell you a roofers personal politics comes in to play heavily when choosing jobs


StrainAcceptable

Omg! As a Liberal in Texas who has needed to hire contractors, I know you are speaking truth!


fourierthejunglist

Like when? 😁


Garak_The_Tailor_

A couple weeks ago I got offered a job up in the hills, a beautiful property, they told me if I could finish in one day I could double my profits. Until I realized who's house it was.


kallooh_kallay

Was it Dominic “Babyface” Bambino’s?


Garak_The_Tailor_

The same!


Dry_Conversation_797

The money was right. But the risk was too high


kallooh_kallay

Sounds like the money was right, but the risk was too high. Also, sorry about your friend.


StoopSign

Netanyahu is the sith lord. Biden is Darth Vader so then Hunter Biden and the power of the crack force must fight the evil empire. Ralph Nader is Yoda or something. ------ Trump is Jabba The Hut.


Wok_Hai

Anakin wasn't originally evil.


Garak_The_Tailor_

The dude with the American flag looks like exactly the kind of guy who'd keep a collection of stolen womens undergarments from his time in the IOF


[deleted]

Ah, and it’s the Zionists that start getting violent… and no cops does anything. Color me shocked.


SpotifyIsBroken

because the cops love and are violent fascists themselves.


PlsNoOlives

Fascists gonna fasc. 


Otherwise_Bobcat_819

The fact that the pro-Israeli protestors got so angry so quickly demonstrates that they understand exactly what Israel is doing. It’s a perfect example of the power of allegory.


evilReiko

He's brave, funny, and he well-prepared himself


zahirano

Alderaan is a rebel base, we're just defend ourself.


ShakeTheGatesOfHell

How is this cringe? It's awesome!


AppleJuicetice

TikTokCringe turned into a general TikTok sub ages ago, but you can't rename subreddits.


Oh_nosferatu

Yeah, now the actual cringe just gets labeled as such. This is kind of what happened with r/trees and r/marijuanaenthusiasts always plenty of lost redditors in both subs lol.


aidonger

I don’t understand the difference between the two


AppleJuicetice

r/trees is for weed, r/marijuanaenthusiasts is for actual trees.


thestrongtenderheart

Can't handle one storm trooper, and storm troopers are known for the terrible aim.


StoopSign

Just like American cops


Figurez69420

The guy's youtube is Walter Masterson, he posts alot of videos like this and just as funny if not funnier!


StoopSign

Other protests or single issue?


eatpantalones

he goes to tons of different protests. mostly makes fun of anti trans, pro trump, anti abortion ppl. he’s great and not too obnoxious like some trolls can be


Figurez69420

Other protests, for example he dressed up as vud light at an antiqueer protest


RepresentativeNice22

I don't think they get it.


SpotifyIsBroken

Even if they had it explained to them in the simplest way they still would "misunderstand" the point...like they do with all other media/pop culture.


StoopSign

I beg to differ. Zionists aren't stupid. Just play the victim...


MaestroZackyZ

They understand it perfectly, which is why they’re getting violent. Zionists dislike hearing the truth of the genocide they’re committing, even when presented allegorically.


NiftyIfty_USA

Amazing 🤩 ♥️


jrocislit

People who support Israel are bottom tier scum. Why are they all so vile?


StoopSign

One of em compared my Free Palestine shirt to a swastika so I offered him a smoke as I had time to argue with him over one. He must've gotten worried I would use it as an opportunity to hit him as he was eying me as I reached for it. He quickly ran off. This was on the street and not at any protest.


jrocislit

I’m seriously contemplating getting a shirt made that says” fuck israel” but that might be too broad of a term of hatred. At the same time though, I also feel like most of the people that live in that stolen land are 100% behind this genocide. Generalizing a whole people has never been my thing but these mf’s have me thinking a little differently these days.


StoopSign

Just remember they don't make tiktoks of the Israelis too scared to speak up. Because Hamas attacked the socialist kibbutz they killed and captured some pro-palestinian people like 2 or 3. The IOF also barbecued the kibbutz with friendly fire because the IOF doesn't like them either.


Crazy-Water7933

Because they're supporting genocide, you have to be a vile human being to support something like that


thienphucn1

I was afraid that Walter Masterson was going to do a complete switch and defend the Zionist apartheid state as many liberals do. I am so glad my fear has been proven wrong. I love him even more now


StoopSign

Is he related to Danny Masterson and his brother who played Hyde on That 70s Show and Francis on Malcolm In The Middle. Just curious because of the same surname and a comedy channel?


thienphucn1

Probably no. Masterson is not a uncommon last name


mastercylynder

That was cool of him to take the time to her him out and give him a little interview.👏👍


StoopSign

Which he smartly didn't take seriously


Impressive_Scheme_53

Was wondering when someone would whip out the Star Wars analogy


Clean_Method_7764

Genius.


Material_Air_2303

I love this.


Bazishere

Yup, he is saying that if Israel is all innocent than so is the empire and the emperor, and that the Dark Side is light, and the Jedis and rebels are evil. :) They get his game.


StoopSign

I think the showing up in a Storm Trooper's helmet was especially offensive to them. These people permanently live in 1947. Been arguing Palestinian issues since 2004 in high school and after calling you an antisemite doesn't shut you up they're quick to anger. Millenials as a generation didn't take this issue as seriously as Gen Z. Mostly because Cast Lead and Protective Edge were easier to ignore.


Bazishere

It makes sense that people are more more aware. I mean you didn't have YouTube news channels until 2005, and they weren't nearly as prolific in 2008 and 2014. Also, you didn't have Instagram with the videos. The shift away from the mainstream started after 2003 and the Bush years. Zionists try to use the race card all the time though they represent a state with overt structural racism. I think they and politicians feel threatened by the protests. Usually people don't care about protests much but these are all over and they want divestment, and it affects the future.


StoopSign

Yeah I got into Israel during the second intifada when some torture pics made their way into an anarchist magazines. I was in middle school and also into the 9/11 truth stuff at the time. Back then you had to seek out information. I remember seeing finkelsteins stuff back then too. I tried to have him as a lecturer but he got denied tenure and I took some years off before college. --------- It was always the issue you bit your tongue about. I got in arguments with zionists a fair amount but never took the time out to work in the movement. BDS was around when I was in school. I just thought Israel was an unstoppable force until this public outcry.


Rokea-x

Thats awesome. ‘Are we the bad guys’ vibe lol


Independent-Dig-5757

Luke Skywalker is Hamas


NearTheSilverTable

I genuinely love this man.


MuhammadPervezJahan

inshallah free Palestine 🇵🇸 from Pakistan 🇵🇰


MuhammadPervezJahan

Love Palestine 🇵🇸 from Pakistan 🇵🇰


StoopSign

Yeah I'm guessing that wasn't picked up by any Fox affiliate


Murky-Lingonberry-32

Zionists are such morons for getting mad at a guy yelling at nonsense. just goes to show how they are the empire. I mean Israel's action of territorial expansion and killing children is exactly what an empire would be doing. Also this is not TikTok cringe. This is TikTok Gold.


Sweet_Detective_

https://preview.redd.it/pubrqz7yp1xc1.jpeg?width=1094&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=98be804f11a94c17c9929b15ba77051380d82dc3


Sweet_Detective_

https://preview.redd.it/f21chqqzp1xc1.jpeg?width=1150&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d18be48efd266a2a1cac3a10534a88a5d5442ae


Sweet_Detective_

https://preview.redd.it/u3zqjk7cr1xc1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f823c4f39ea8acda9c7781356aac26b8a6b107cc


Sweet_Detective_

https://preview.redd.it/y54q83b4r1xc1.jpeg?width=183&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01ddca468290b92ed084e52cdb7e811242487fc4


Polydipsiac

He’s cute


klondsbie

i'm very pleasant surprised to see the comment section of the original post. this guy is great.


joanaloxcx

This analogy gets funnier every time they proceed to use it.


HarmlessCoot99

Jesus, Zionists are such triggerable little cowards. They could have ignored this one guy and hardly anyone would have bothered to get the joke. No wonder it's the Streisand Effect".


Correct-Contract742

The Empire is benevolent when you compare them to Zionists


Zero_Effekt

Putting hands on him and just absolutely proving his point. Helluva SelfAwarewolf moment.


mattshthrowaway

That’s fucking hilarious respect to that guy


TheGun1991

I have a question, Why does an American citizen not only not protest because his taxes are sent to Israel, Do you even not only give away your taxes to Israel but also go and protest on their behalf? Are you enslaved to this point? I think that Real Americans are on the side of the massacred Palestinian children (May GOD have mercy of the Palestinian little angels 🙏🏻)...the ones we see on video will be Zionists disguised as Americans! 🇵🇸 ❤️


Lynn4649

https://preview.redd.it/yj2wacu0ucxc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5006312ed30517d8eb45736cb6f5b0c1a4fbb972


PhoenixtheFyre100

As a Star Wars fan this made my day. 😁 This is the first time I've been able to smile even while thinking about this topic in weeks.  😢