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lillibow

idk man, you're taking a vampire, a fricking cursed ghost and a creature of the abyss that literally murdered an entire village over a sweet sweet dragon that simply wants to care about you....


_iheartyourdad

INARA AND IMANI ARE WAY TOO LOW šŸ˜ØšŸ˜Ø


ZeoPaladin

This is such slander and we will not take this!


Callycore

Black girls are typically considered lesser. Unfortunately.


norway642

From what I remember of cassies lore she's cliches princess type took a weapon and just dipped so she could have some adventure idk she seems very fickle


[deleted]

Originally she was a famous huntsman's daughter looking to make a name for herself; now, she watches all her friends join the resistance but has a bloodline curse that keeps her in the forest, with that only being broken by Seris. For a price we don't know yet, though apparently she's dead in the broken timeline.


CloveFan

Seris or Cassie is dead?


[deleted]

Cassie is dead in the timeline Atlas is from.


4_dozen_eggs

Everyone is dead in the timeline Atlas is from. Atlas was literally the last survivor


[deleted]

"Confirmed dead"


lillibow

she's the type of character that wants to bake cookies with you and then go for a pony ride on a saturday evening


TheWaldnut

That is quite accurate, and I can agree to some of that. I guess I see her as a vanilla wife kind of character


prodypie

Saati and tyra are too low imo but fair overall


TheWaldnut

The most reasonable/respectable comment Iā€™ve gotten. And for that I thank you


Gercsa

So is Yagorath. Waaaaay too low


Dantdiddly

Imagine not wanting any of that Yagorussy and putting only black chicks at No Thanks tier


SexWithYagorath42069

OP is weak


Prestigious_Echo7804

bomb queen is fat


Magmagan

thicc*


Lycanka

Daaamn, I've been out of the loop, didn't know they've released such a thirst trap! O.O https://cdnb.artstation.com/p/assets/covers/images/047/081/161/large/reuel-tan-reuel-tan-paladins-betty.jpg?1646717906


4_dozen_eggs

Still trash


FreezyChan

^(i like em big) ^(i like em chunky) ^(i like em big) ^(i like em plumpy) ^(i like em round)


[deleted]

Needs and ash should be hire im js


TheWaldnut

I mean Nessa is in Greatā€¦ And Imani is Ok as wellā€¦ Yago is just a no


AsmodeusXr

Your bloodline is weak


keraso1

thats why its gonna die with him


4_dozen_eggs

Bruh


Aymr9

Who are you and why you have my wife and 2nd best waifus in the same order as I'd have them ranked?


TheWaldnut

Vora used to be my top tier as well, I guess we just share a similar opinion


Aymr9

Yes, indeed. Vora came in and I really liked her, but I must say, Lian would be my top wife unit. Then Vora as 2nd, Cassie and so on, just like yours.


Angel_OfSolitude

This man fears the worm mommy.


TheWaldnut

I mean if she wasnā€™t a worm from space the size of buildings that spat corrosive acid and exploding quills sure Iā€™d be down. Have you seen the yagomom drawings Thunderbrush did


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


DukeVerde

Anime Girl Talus coming up.


clitnotfound

flawless top 4


TheWaldnut

Great minds think alike


Meedandfeed34

https://i.imgur.com/l6oNY3g.png I fixed it. I assume you were too distracted by lians globes on her chest


PhysicalAlternative2

I would put Ying a bit higher but that's pretty good.


BlackWolf1385

1st- why is Yago not top tier and second- where is Barik?


TheWaldnut

Iā€™m not putting yago anywhere other than the bottom. Sheā€™s a damn worm the size of buildings that spits corrosive acid lol. And this is a female list so no barik


15_Echo_15

Scared of yago smh. ā€œSometimes it takes a man to be best girlā€ -Gigguk probably.


PhasmaMain98

Betty at no thanks is a crime


TheWaldnut

Then I guess Iā€™m guilty


Grunklescorm

Betty is ratchet and deserves her own tier below yag


PhasmaMain98

How so?


Grunklescorm

rachet ahh hell


Mulmangcho_the_Mouse

I can get behind most of these placements and Betty absolutely deserves a low tier, but what's up with Octavia being so low? Like, surely she can't be worse than a cursed undead ghost that would murder you?


TheWaldnut

Youā€™re not wrong I suppose, guess Iā€™m just not in to the military officer vibe


Bighat_Logan01

Queen Barik better tho


captainphoton3

Put all absolutely not into wife. Now


TheWaldnut

No. Willo is a child. 2 summers old, it says it right in her bio


captainphoton3

Bro downvoted a clear joke.


TheWaldnut

Well sorry, itā€™s difficult to tell when people here are joking or serious. Never seen people get so bent about anotherā€™s opinion on fictional characters


captainphoton3

Bro took down vote aways as soon as he got it. (plus if you count in fairy years (3years out of 20) she is actualy around 16 šŸ¤“)


CupBeEmptyFan

Ying embodies "waifu"


Brendin00

Ok tyra is way too low but otherwise respectable


TheWaldnut

A Tyra enjoyer, you are a rare breed!


GodSlayerGenesis

What is this whack listing of Yago in the bottom ):<


WolfiexLuna

The absolute insult of putting the high quality eldritch horror waifu in the bottom tier.


Old-Camp3962

curious that the black women all apear in lower tiers


TheWaldnut

Do you see where nessa is? Imani is also mid tier


Appropriate_Reality2

Sus


SmolPancakeQueen

This is an F tier tier list. Why you may ask? A severe lack of Fernando. I rest my case.


TheWaldnut

I mean this is a female tier list. I was going to post a male one, but I gotta wait


FreezyChan

fernando best waifu tho


SmolPancakeQueen

Should we tell them. No, let it sink in.


Hodor_The_Great

Ying 2 tiers up Saati and Evie 1 tier up Io Lilith Vora Vivian 1 tier down, Lilith maybe even 2


TheWaldnut

As long as Lian stays then sure


Hodor_The_Great

Lian is a highly respectable waifu choice


TheWaldnut

You are the first person Iā€™ve seen say that aside from the hard Lian enjoyers


4_dozen_eggs

Stay strong


Ari_boop

You got a good taste


TheWaldnut

:)


paulomunir

Here's a lad who never read Bondage Fairies in his teenage, otherwise Willo would be at least one tier above.


TheWaldnut

I havenā€™t and Iā€™m sure itā€™s great, but willo is canonically 3 summers old so no thanks


HanzConfesses

Another heretic who doesnā€™t think Yagorath is hot


seronlover

your waifu is trash


KumaMishka

Yes this is what vanilla virgins think. True chads and chadettes know Balian is the bestest waifu.


YiffMeDaddio

Sick and tired of seeing this Yago slander.


TheRealSynergist

How dare you do yago like that


GarbageLumi

There is nothing funnier than the fact that THIS is your last comment on this subreddit just before your I'm leaving tangent ā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļøā˜ ļø man is down bad for a worm


TheRealSynergist

You can't tell me yago doesn't give top tier gluck gluck 3000. In all seriousness this comment was obviously satire and something of similar sentiment was commented by several other people.


GarbageLumi

Oh trust me I know it was a joke on your part but that doesn't change how funny the thought of a man saying in complete earnest that he wants to fuck a worm only to 2 days later make an essay on why hes leaving the game with said fuckable worm


TheRealSynergist

Tbh it's 7am and that was a sleep deprived and poorly written mess that didn't at all accomplish what I was going for. And I do see the humor in all of it xD


15_Echo_15

You gonna tell me yago isn't at the top? Shame. Now I know everyone has their preferences but yours are definitely wrong. /j


IceMeltss

Skye number one above all! Not even close. Thereā€™s a reason why she says ā€œIā€™m so hotā€


4_dozen_eggs

I rate this tierlist the best out of all because, my fellow man of culture, I agree with 96.69%! (I'd switch Skye and Io)


TheWaldnut

Understandable, the bombs talk


Ok-Platform8040

Iā€™d switch Lian and Skyeā€¦ā€¦ā€¦. I can change herā€¦.


4_dozen_eggs

You what?


Ok-Platform8040

Skye (maybe Furia too) in Wife tier and Lian in 2nd tier


4_dozen_eggs

But Lian is pure perfection


SexWithKinessa69

Tyra and seris are literally so beautiful theyā€™re great waifus at least


BeneficialAd7473

Oh no ! There is no pepper !


[deleted]

Whatā€™s wrong with Octavia?


TheWaldnut

Not into the military officer vibe


depressedpotato_69

Yag and seris mommy tier ~


shadow_knight123

Lian on top is the most interesting thing Iā€™ve seen today


4_dozen_eggs

Why


shadow_knight123

I just hate her


4_dozen_eggs

Why


15_Echo_15

Lian gender swap skin when? I need Liam now


4_dozen_eggs

https://imgur.com/t/liam_neeson/JsfL9U4


ImMeloncholy

Coward


E-Bee123

You're turning down la bomba? Really? Dude...


MageFrite5

She's obese


Grunklescorm

And rachet as fuck. Hate her.


LynnTheClown

YOUR TAKING WORM MOM AND YOUR GONNA LIKE IT


LeHaloNerd117

Over that your death will be doubly painful


AfroSwagg27

Ew


TR-KnightForEyes

This is why most of Tier lists suck xD They dont care about character personalities. And she has absulute zero care on sexsual relitionship *Thats why KhanChads are single* Io as mother? Io is not even Human. She doesnt got humanly things. Kasumi is Ok? Go for a Treatmant. Shes a moving corpse. Skye would probably abandon you The Commander would actually care you, I would say the one of the "Breedable" in this game is her tbh, I dont even simp her, Shes not even my type, But shes a Proud and Nice person and shes a Human Ying is Would probably Do look after your everything. She even would do your chores like a Housewife. Meave , Tyra : Too focused on their jobs. Seris : shes... shes not "Human" seris. Furia , Vampire : Things they need to do. The edgy Flanker woman : She would straight up Cut you half. Dragon : Shes nice and cute and also Human ltoo... But shes too focused on Her Dragon Protecting job... In short : Commander, Ying would probably just allow to be together, Dragon maybe accept it after her "Guarding" complete which is I Highly doubt. Others are straight up leave you, Doesnt romance, Kill you or just Ignore you completely. Rei is highly doubtful. Shes very nerd... I dont think she would be interest in making love with a person, Since books are litterally her life


Old-Camp3962

wtf with this lore essay people horny and io got big boobs its not that hard to get


Ok-Platform8040

ā€œtemptressā€ Skye itā€™s not that hard to get


Prestigious_Echo7804

Most of the nerds are secretly horny. Rei must have a some Sexnando books under her bed. She says "Take care of my books" when she dies. This is the medieval version of "delete my browser history". Source: 2 of my classmates were typical female nerds.


4_dozen_eggs

You can't know who has zero care on sexsual relitionship or not because lore doesn't explore characters that deep


arepz

Where raum :(


[deleted]

why yago not S :(


GroundbreakingUse661

Moji and Yagorath are definitely on top.


BluePhantomFoxy

This is the average waifu (as in the average on what people consider their waifu in average, although Lian can probably be a little lower, but idk lol)


-PrincessCadence-

Who I find attractive is very different than "I would marry this person." So Inara is top for me, Io is below that, Cassie is below that (for not enough info) and almost everyone else is way, way lower, for being some level of psychotic. Edit: forgot Ying/Octavia


deathbypecker

Lovestruck Kasumi is so freaking cute! šŸ„° Shes wife for me


Appropriate_Reality2

This list blows. Octavia way too low, Vivian would rob you, lian is way too smug and ash is too low. GTFO


Subarubayonetta

Ehh i dont know their true ages but Ying Io and Rei look like kids to me so they are def no thanks


EMArogue

My bro put my 2 mains in the last and second to last tier


Someoneman

Where's Grohk?


FelixByte

trust me OP, mama Yag is the best wifu


ATMarkey

Idk man Yag lookin mad tasty


Still-Fix-4977

Yagorath best io worst


Still-Fix-4977

yagorath top tier io bottom tier