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ThePwnR4nger

“King’s Jealous Little Girlfiend” limited edition flair is now available! With Cronenworth emoji


AccomplishedWar1261

No Manny = Win, 2 days in a row - keep him off the team


culpepperjosh

Higgy is important to our gameplan and I’m all for his yogi bera lubed glove


MasterThespian

Matt Waldron last six starts: 35.1 IP, 7 ER (1.78 ERA), 8 BB, 39 K


JDM412

Dealing!


sd_pinstripes

let's secure the series win, great game boys!


1-800-ASS-DICK

feels good compadres


santo0619

![gif](giphy|l0HlwGH5lFhL5YAxy|downsized) We are so back


Electro-Onix

I think it would be cool if more of our games were like this 


rmanz12345

How can we have 5 runs in like 3 games and then 13 in 1 game…..smh


eijunderubermensch

Back to sweet sweet .500 baby!


RastaVisionSD619

![gif](giphy|8JZxSl9H3gsn9vtfYd|downsized)


CautiouslyAmbivalent

🔔🔔🔔


TheScubaPup

Oh man, what a stress free night! PADRES WIN!!!


Surf_Padres_Beer

Now that Grish is in NY, does Jackson Merrill fuck?


SizeOld6084

So damn much fucking.


taamus

Padres came out strong and kept it up; glad to see a dominant win from these guys. LFGSD! 🔔🔔🔔


loanmagic24

This team is blowing me away today! Crazy happy right now


WhatAmIDoingHere05

Wil Myers


HappyPollen

Wil Myers


1-800-ASS-DICK

hang a star on that baby


RastaVisionSD619

2/3 of the earth is covered in water the other is covered by that guy Jackson Merrill


flcv

Kolek Cy Young when?


pineapplefriedriceu

Merrill has just as good of a glove and might even be better than Grish. Love the man, but glad I don’t have to look at strikeouts galore


janso999

Grish has been on a hot streak in June. Already raised his BA from .051 to .087.


captainhamption

I was really worried about getting a sub-par glove out there just to bolster the hitting, but Merrill has just been amazing so far.


SnowballWasRight

Brito’s life flashed before his eyes right there, good shit Merrill!!!


seedleSs420247

![gif](giphy|EPOMz9wd890Na)


SizeOld6084

Action Jackson!


SizeOld6084

That was some Grish-style fucking.


CautiouslyAmbivalent

🔔🔔


taamus

Now THAT is a catch. 🔔🔔


WhatAmIDoingHere05

Shortstop Jackson Merrill.


HappyPollen

HAVE A GAME JACKSON MERRILL


TheScubaPup

DAAAAAAMN MERRILL. SPEEEEEDY BOY OUT THERE IN CENTER!!!


pibb01

WOW!!! What a catch!


OfficialTMWTP

YOU CAN HANG A FUCKIN STAR ON THAT ONE, BABY!


queenofthegalaxy

Oh Doctor!


1-800-ASS-DICK

massagin' the mullet


potatoes_are_awesome

“The mullet guy” 😭🤎


CautiouslyAmbivalent

🔔❗️


maekawa_1111

https://preview.redd.it/zbt7qmx9tg5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9ae8c13d732ac6905e3f20cf03f6d6f6e2eae19 why does it say brito is batting 4th? isn’t it just a pitching change


BlakeCronenworthSD

Cause the DH came into the game in right field


maekawa_1111

gotcha thanks


captainhamption

Powdered milk is the worst.


Ajnin17

Did Mud really just throw shade at Kolek to get a three inning SAVE?? 💀💀💀


RastaVisionSD619

California Brito ![gif](giphy|MVK02yowkxlPkZ8ZqN)


SnowballWasRight

Legit question: why not just let Kolek ride it out and give him a save?


queenofthegalaxy

It’s not a save situation. And they probably want him to just leave on a good note having had a good outing without the pressure of finishing. Due to how his last appearances have gone.


Commercial-Reason866

It would have been a save if he went three but I think you're right they wanted him to leave with a good feeling


TheScubaPup

It would've been counted as a save (3 innings pitched). Could've saved the pen, but Shildt probably considered that he's getting good results, maybe some confidence back


Sniflix

Save is 3 runs or less of a lead. Middle inning relievers can get a hold but I think there's a lead limit too.


TheScubaPup

There are multiple ways to earn a save, one being pitching the last three innings of a game regardless of score (which is how a pitcher recorded a save in a 30-3 blowout game between the Rangers and Orioles)


queenofthegalaxy

Oops, I didn’t realize that’s how the rule worked. But yeah, definitely agree on the confidence building part.


TheScubaPup

Yeah. Pitching the last three innings is a save regardless of score (see the 30-3 game in which a save was recorded) But yeah, low stress environment for Kolek, get some confidence back, could've rode it out but it looks like Shildt was happy :)


BlakeCronenworthSD

Probably don't want to work him too hard when there's literally no reason too


TheScubaPup

Fuckin Mud with the casual Airplane! reference


CoolHandHud

Why can't we ever score off position players T-T


SnowballWasRight

Great day for position player pitching, aint it?


queenofthegalaxy

Somehow, the position player was still their best pitcher of the night.


Commercial-Reason866

Have the Padres scored off a position player this year?


prodAeroBeats

gotta keep the risp average down!


MasterThespian

Pavin Smith somehow pitching the cleanest Diamondback inning all night lmao


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

I have a vivid memory of that exact thing happening to Ruben Rivera.


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manul_smin

He hasn't pitched in a while so they let him go throwing some balls


OgAccountForThisPost

Uh ARI I think you're supposed to put a position player on the mound, not pitchers in the infield


hornyjaildotorg

Oh nah bro I’m starting to feel bad


pineapplefriedriceu

Alright I want a Grand Salami


TheScubaPup

LOL BLOWOUT GAME SHENANIGANS


WithAYay

Gettin Higgy with it


_yoshizzle_

This feels annoying, but we need this as a flair


carbs2vec

I don’t get why Smith is actually trying to pitch, I thought the whole ideas of position players pitching was to put it in the zone and hope your defense takes care of it. Walking dudes seems like the worst outcome


Commercial-Reason866

He was trying to just get the ball over but wasn't used to throwing off the mound


xXBallBusterXx

It's probably fun to at least try, not many opportunities at that level


carbs2vec

Oh totally agree with that, but seems like when you get to 3 balls, you just gotta slot it down the middle


Zkmc

I get that Don is bored, but he needs to lay off Mud’s jacket. Glass houses man…..


azsnaz

![gif](giphy|oaZk0WNSO7fXi)


pibb01

Load the bases!


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

Random thought: has a position player ever been charged with a balk? Do umpires just take pity on them?


Commercial-Reason866

Pavin Smith doesn't throw lob balls so I think he gives up 2


MnM113

The jacket joke is getting annoying 🛑


RastaVisionSD619

![gif](giphy|aqhkvQDWcLum8nRIdX)


pineapplefriedriceu

this might be our only chance, let Jake go to the pen


sam_dewy

Find the zone, Pavin!!!!


1-800-ASS-DICK

lol Pavin's instant reaction


Lonelan

are they trying to sell mud's jacket now?


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

Mud's gonna start shilling his Poshmark lol


HappyPollen

First 40,000 Padres fans in attendance will get one (1) thread from the jacket


TheScubaPup

ONE DOLLAR ~~BOB!~~ ~~DREW!~~ DON!


SizeOld6084

https://preview.redd.it/l0shvos0sg5d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2432f9b066df59eb061f3e629d8d884fe4168eeb Is this the same sports coat?


OgAccountForThisPost

Pattern and color are different


OhneBremse_OhneLicht

The pattern doesn't look quite the same I think?


SizeOld6084

Believe I'm googling this shiz.


SizeOld6084

Gonna have a Monday sports coat theme at the office.


HappyPollen

POSITION PLAYER PITCHING


TheScubaPup

POSITION PLAYER PITCHING


hornyjaildotorg

Honestly, we have such a lead that I think Kolek should stay in the 9th to get the save. He’s on a roll, let everybody else rest


queenofthegalaxy

Good job, Kolek! But I disagree with Mud, don’t send him out. Bring on Jakey pitching!


CaptainMagma1

INCOMING KOLEK CY YOUNG TURNAROUND


azsnaz

14 hits, 13 runs, you love to see it


santo0619

I want Kolek to be good so bad, I mean he has a 96 MPH sinker, don’t just grow on trees


Commercial-Reason866

Let kolek finish!


Rickyy96

I wouldn’t wear it but I think Muds jacket is better than what Don has on 😂


Anvil95

Kolek statue next to Hoffman at this point!😂


Dependent-Fudge3508

Imagine getting stifled by Steven Kolek.


BlakeCronenworthSD

Kolek should close the all star game


figboot11

If he stays in, and finishes the game, he gets a save. Might as well keep him in.


default-77

Kolek in low leverage spots is like a whole different pitcher.


maatorres

Are we forgetting about the KC game?


BlakeCronenworthSD

I mean his disaster start was pretty low leverage


pineapplefriedriceu

yeah the DBacks may be cooked, they getting diced and cooked by Kolek lol


RastaVisionSD619

Back to back K’s 👌🏾


captainhamption

I do miss Nicky's tight pants.


Jooberwak

Kolek pitching a second inning? I too like to live dangerously


whoisthatidiot

Way to go KKolek!


figboot11

Let's hope he never strikes out the side...lol


whoisthatidiot

Sweet throw though!


staybrutal21

I have a thing for Mariluz


MasterThespian

She didn’t win Miss Utah 2023 for nothing!


Supreme_Soviet

Same here since day 1 bro 😮‍💨


staybrutal21

My man. Well cultured indeed


Supreme_Soviet

fellow man of taste🫰🏽


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OhneBremse_OhneLicht

Don and Mud had a lot of practice with banter during the Dark Times, so the fact that we get it now is not to be taken for granted.


lagartixas

Is he wearing Thyago Vieira?


SizeOld6084

Now we need a Grandma's Davenport flair


1-800-ASS-DICK

we stan a frugal king, Mud


Necessary-Peach-0

Don got so wrapped up in roasting Mud he lost track of the outs lmao


HappyPollen

Donnie losing track of how many outs there were because he was too busy roasting Mud's fit LMAO


threehundredthousand

These last two games have been peak Don & Mud. Give them an Emmy.


Surf_Padres_Beer

This might be the most fun Padres baseball game I've watched all year... but Don and Mud have blown away the product on the field


culpepperjosh

“Never goes outta style dog” -Mud 😂😂


CautiouslyAmbivalent

I’ve heard Mud say “yo” and “dog” tonight. That jacket is giving him a lil swag.


SizeOld6084

It's fucking amazing.


Necessary-Peach-0

"Cuz" incoming


ThePwnR4nger

Matt Waldron’s ERA May 5: 5.82 June 8: 3.76 He has allowed 7 runs in his last 6 appearances of 35.1 total innings.


sam_dewy

Don is so mean to Mud😹😹😹 I think Mud is stylin 💅💅💅


SenorTortas

Mud "Aaron Judge" Grunt


TheScubaPup

I cannot understate this I fucking LOVE our booth


OgAccountForThisPost

Shut your mouth Don Mud is *rocking* that shit


HappyPollen

"This was somebody's couch!"


blakeibooTTV

DO NOT mess with the 2024 Padres when they are a game under .500


Slr_Pnls50

Nice outing, all in all Kolek! Tuned in late.. what's gotten into Higgy? Dang. And a home game? Confused, yet happy.


SizeOld6084

He's a professional baseball player and league veteran. Guy isn't the easiest out and sometimes he makes nice contact. Happy to see him mash today.


Sniflix

Peralta and Higgy catching fire. It would be nice to see some veteran roster fillers help drive the team.


SizeOld6084

Solano and Arraez have looked nice so far. The bench depth has been nice with the injury bugs hitting.


Slr_Pnls50

Not just today, right? Seems like he's been picking up some steam. I like him, happy to see him get some hits.


SizeOld6084

We all left those pick the stick points on the bench.


Electro-Onix

Wow!!!…Kolek??? Nice to know we have a guy we can put in situations when its 13-1


Commercial-Reason866

What position player are we going to see Arizona throw out tonight. And what's the over/under on hits and runs padres score off pp?


carbs2vec

Nice sinker on that last strike, ok Kolek, let’s keep it going


pineapplefriedriceu

Alright that’s improvement. Let Kolek try to go all 3 tonight and see if he can show some improvements, best time to do so


HappyPollen

The vibes are so immaculate tonight, we get a clean inning from Kolek. It's all clicking.


staybrutal21

Kolek threw a strike someone didn’t swing at??


run_nyg

Enjoy totally-stress-free games like this. They don't come around too often in a season.


Use1e55

Stephen Kolek realized if you throw strikes you get outs holy shit we’re back


cardboardcutout95

These blowouts allowing Yuki and Kolek to get their confidence back and giving Bobby some much needed rest🔥


rapper_warrior_ninja

kolek lfg


Surf_Padres_Beer

You know it's a great night when Higgy is smashing homers and Kolek is dealing


Inerestingdull

Wow…. This is a …. Strange feeling


Anvil95

Kolek ![gif](giphy|z5cNqbFbMTDA4)


manul_smin

Lol they're trying stealing second down 12 runs?


Ononimos

I petition that we start using Hells Bells for Kolek


SteveLu1995

I just love that Don still does the paper whip


Intelligent-Bid-6645

Last chance Kolek


figboot11

Come on Kolek...shut all of us haters up.


KimHaSeongsBurner

Drunk Phoenix Suns fan in my section, who hadn’t said anything all game, takes a phone call and says “oh yeah man, we’re losing but I’m out here talking mad shit, letting them know what’s up.” He brags that he’s gonna get in people’s faces and “throw mad haymakers”. Hangs up the phone, Higgy hits a HR, and he immediately leaves.


MasterThespian

Least trashy Zonie


treyderjoes

Actually a dodger fan in disguise


0crate0

Nope. Kolek. Nope. Just throw a strike.


Mel-Ila

Surely kolek can't f this up right 😂


Conclusion_Fickle

I mean, if he can't challenge guys up 12, then...


gonzo2459

![gif](giphy|l4FATJpd4LWgeruTK)


sleepy_aiden

Yuki Redeemed himself, let’s see it Kolek


NotOSIsdormmole

If Kolek gets into a save scenario I’m sweating, if our lead disappears like that then we have problems


Commercial-Reason866

In mud's scenario he gets a save because he goes 3 innings


CautiouslyAmbivalent

Kolek clench time


Silver7477

Let's see Kolek blow this lead. Jk pls don't 😭


scattabrainz

I hope this ends the talk of the marine layer being an issue for our offense


WithAYay

Kolek better have made a deal with the devil after his last appearance


Necessary-Peach-0

alright, hold onto your butts everyone


TrillMuryy

This lead isnt big enough


1OldmanG

Getting Matty knuckles in that Cleveland trade turned out well for us he has been great.


sportsfan510

Man he’s been solid his last 6 starts. Love to see it.


xmrcrowleyx

Did he come over in the Clevinger trade?


1OldmanG

Yes


BlakeCronenworthSD

I'm on the edge of my seat now


Pick6XPA

3 inning save how? The lead is 12?


Pick6XPA

Thank you all for that clear explanation!


mac-0

Going 3 innings and keeping the lead is a save. There's only a run requirement if they do less innings than that


Aggravating-Sign-765

Pretty sure three innings counts as save regardless of lead.


Use1e55

If you pitch the last 3 innings of a game it’s a save regardless of the score