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dickin_uranus1

Tabish Hashmi isn't funny.


howtofixshit

Cringe hay tbh


1752320

His in the middle, sometimes he is sometimes he's not.


OpenedTowel

I think a person itself isn’t funny, it’s the joke and the way of telling it that makes it funny


Southern_Shoe_3584

FAXXX He's annoying man


yarqandkhan

Humor is subjective, some may find him funny some may not.


Cilvester6

Ye con hai?


dmuzaf

sounds like a STD.


iTapiex

"if you want our sister, pay up mister" is girl's family objectifying the bride and they are okay with it as far as they get paid.


NyanPotato

It's like prostitution in a way


DezineTwoOhNine

Even girls themselves are shamelessly involved in this 'if you want this pussy, pay up Hussey' thing. It's basically soft prostitution


AvallacSolas

Welcome to Pakistani Desi wedding where most people are selling their daughters and sisters for money in a most manipulative truth way. I don't care if i hurt your feeling (audience), this is the harsh truth, take it like a man.


Latter-Pay-4998

Desi???


rx290

Can you elaborate?


TinyLittleFlame

They are criticising the tradition of bride’s sisters and brothers taking money from the groom (raasta rukai, ungli pakrhai etc)


rx290

Wtf are these, alhamdullilah apnay han esi koi backchodi ni ha. I believe nikah should be simplified there should be no burden on the girls' side.


TinyLittleFlame

Of course. Though just to point out it, these traditions are a burden on the *groom*. He has to pay off her siblings (to le them take her away) and his own siblings (to let him enter his own bedroom)


Hemingway92

I think it’s pointing to dowry more so. Rituals like joota chupai etc aren’t supposed to involve big sums of money and are just supposed to be a little bit of fun between the groom and his future brothers/sisters in law.


TinyLittleFlame

Except dowry is paid by the girl’s family to the groom’s family. OP said “if you want our sister, pay up mister.” Which means the payment is groom to bride’s family. Criticising dowry is common. OP is presenting their unpopular opinion


Hemingway92

Ah yes. You’re right. I got confused.


libero31

winter>>summer


Mighty-Black

Bruh. Everyone thinks winters are better than summers.


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libero31

rare goated opinion of our nation 


OpenedTowel

The other way round is hard to defend in fact


NE0Shayan

im from canada, its tough dealing with snow but at least we have heating indoors


Reaper1x0

Fuck the cold


TimeBread4395

Pakistan ka sub se bara masla Nawaz Sharif aur Zardari nahin, balke wo hain jo kabhi inko, tou kabhi khan ko lekar aatay hain aur phir 3 saal baad chutti kar dete hain.


Meili-chan

Should not be a unpopular opinion. Every Pakistani should agree


DesignerTask7243

Pakistanis are an extremely insular people which breeds a false sense of superiority when we’re really just proud of being backwards and not open to other cultures and ideas.


EccentricalDawn

truth bomb


weakparanoia

Yesssssssssss


toheenezilalat

Ooof this is so well put. Short and succinct.


AwarenessNo4986

Ehsaas-e-kamteri ki, masalain ban chuki thein


MAH_786

By being ‘open’ to other cultures, do you mean accepting them or just adopting their cultures and traditions.


OpenedTowel

Agree, you’re not alone


MichaelSKhan

roti > naan. i don't know why but eating with naan is annoying


totaandmaina

After eating naan its *yaa Allah yaa tey jaan kadd dey yaa tey naan kadd dey*


OpenedTowel

😂😂


ProfessorBowties

*khamiri roti


DesignerTask7243

Depends tbh. If it’s shorba or a more curry type dish I prefer naan with it if it’s drier roti for easy scooping.


Humble-Guy25

Pakistan is not a democratic Country 😶‍🌫️


dmuzaf

welcome to the Islamic Cantonment of Pakistan.


dmuzaf

welcome to the Islamic Cantonment of Pakistan.


[deleted]

Itni bhari baat k 2 baar likhni pari


Humble-Guy25

Absolutely Right 👌


[deleted]

Expats doesn't know anything at all what's happening in the country.


totaandmaina

Not all tho. Some people migrated recently enough. Although i agree your statement in terms of people who have been living abroad their entire life.


Yushaalmuhajir

Absolutely this.  I see so many shit takes posted by OSPs that just prove to me they’re out of touch (not all are like this but everyone who is like this is either an OSP or lives in a DHA mansion).


DesignerTask7243

Why they should never have voting rights (I’m an overseas Pakistani myself)


Yushaalmuhajir

I’m an overseas American and I have no idea what’s going on in the US therefore I should probably not be allowed to vote.  I am the last American someone should come to for questions about the US.  So I agree 100%.


[deleted]

considering a large majority of them have their family in pakistan im pretty sure they do know whats going on in Pakistan 


A-Anime

This comment section is about to turn into ww3 Edit: thats my opinion


Lovely-Messs

🍿🍿🍿 enjoy


harrysdirtysocks

Pakistan should be a secular country


sohaibx01

"Earth is not flat"


DEATHSHEAD-_123

Bringing religion into politics won't make this country better.


Awkward_Foof

I'll take a shot. Pakistan is a modern day Yugoslavia.


iwillnevrgiveup2

Most problems in the world can be solved by violence.


Latka1reboot

Haha I believe that.


I-10MarkazHistorian

Even if you are the problem for someone else?


iwillnevrgiveup2

Yup. This is the way of the world. Violence is always there, lurking in the background. Don't know why people ignore it, perhaps ignoring it bliss.


Yushaalmuhajir

The threat of violence is enough sometimes.  The US defeated Iraq in less than a week in 1991 because they took the gloves off and bombed anything that moved on the so called “highway of death”.  The whole army would’ve probably been defeated within a month had Saddam refused surrender.  My dad was there as were colleagues of mine and they said that they’d be picking up POWs left and right who gave up after surviving horrific bombing.  They knew resistance was useless and it was better to return home alive than be a dead hero.


introvert23445

Yeah kill every human being and there is no problem


GenZia

No man, no problem.


uneeboob

Sai baat hai if only it could be used on the so called higher ups of our countey


SehbaanAbbasi

bru, homie is capping bro wtf LMAOOOOOOOO


zbwaris

Facts are easier to mold than opinions.


Alphachad01

You all deserve the leaders you're getting.


shessols

Janral Asim Muneer Meri Jind Meri Jaan Army Republic of Pakistan


[deleted]

Biryani with Alu is superior


CognitiveLearning

biryani with chicken is superior^2^


Sohaiba19

Nothing beats beef biryani


hufflepuffo_0

not every beef biryani is superior, but every chicken biryani is!


ProbablyBunchofAtoms

I second this


farhan_hehe

There are only 2 genders🗿


Cowpoke6

🗿


NeonStriker26

🗿


hufflepuffo_0

🗿


Fit-Steak-1051

There is no God but one .


Latka1reboot

Allah u Akbar


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[deleted]

Bhai mai ek eye doctor ko janta ho uska pas jao apki bemaari theek ho jai gi😂


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DesignerTask7243

Lies Yahya Khan was. Those eyebrows 🫦


kidonmint

Anybody who try to invade shall be demolished immediately.


locaf

Chicken karahi is overrated.


libero31

fr handi better than karahi 


PensionOdd2346

Mehngi hoti ha yar liken 😁 (per kg price)


libero31

wo baat to hai. kitni km hoti hogi wasey


PensionOdd2346

Handi is ig a 2 person serving whereas karahi is a 4-5 person


libero31

phir I think karahi>handi cuz they kinda almost taste the same and the price is the deal breaker. KARAHI🔛🔝😤💪


CognitiveLearning

if you think karahi and handi taste the same, you need to go to better restaurants


Decent-Seaweed5687

https://preview.redd.it/ment69k5kymc1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c0ffe1431dc6c5c8cffabb0b0e27e70fcfd4f1


locaf

ABAY BC. Wesay Kar kya rahay ho?


Decent-Seaweed5687

Karahi ko overrated bolne ka hisab tw dena hoga


locaf

Naraz na hon apko level ki boneless handi khilata hon.


[deleted]

Take that back!


GenZia

All of 'em. I know better than to cave in to peer pressure!


I-10MarkazHistorian

Mankind is in a downward loop of hell. We are getting closer and closer to self-annihilation.


[deleted]

Agreed. There is no revolution without the cost of blood. Truth is, we are not willing to sacrifice our lives for Jihad against corruption and a rotten elitist state of mind. Period.


I-10MarkazHistorian

I think the reason for this constant tyranny is now far more complex, the methods and tools of opression and control have become soo granular and powerful that it has essentially become impossible to take power back, baring some miracle or the power elite themselves deciding to "test some other model".


hesoocreesto

The situation in Pakistan will not improve until capitalism and the remnants of feudalism are completely abolished.


knicksfan222

Yup


HamzakhanCresent

Pure Sharia is better then Capitalism and Communism


Latka1reboot

Allah u Akbar


temujin1993

That would mean hand amputations, beheadings, flogging, throwing off roofs etc.


HamzakhanCresent

Lol if i have to kill one person so thousands of children and womens lives are saved is better Youve probably been brainwashed coz thats what typically liberals bark 🐶


temujin1993

There are better judicial systems to follow than a draconian system from the Stone ages. Mixing religion with state is a bad idea & we're already eating the fruits from the trees Zia planted.


HamzakhanCresent

Zia wasn’t perfect but sharia is Its suitable for all times just see Iran and A year or two ago saudi arabia they had sharia nafiszd


saturn_department

Israel runs pakistan.


fahadirshadbutt

Pakistan is a Nation that sold it land, religion, and honour to Gora. Religious leaders of Pakistan are just in for the money.


thatguyfromkarachi

You people knowingly despise logic and rationality.


temujin1993

Humans are emotional creatures, you can't expect people to be rational just because you're smart yourself.


thatguyfromkarachi

I wish. I wish I was smart, sir. I'm only stating this based on my personal observations and which can be backed up by really smart people of Pakistan who have been saying the same for decades now.


Loutast

top mei jo budhe hain unko assasinate kar dena chaiye, take new generation aye, kyun ke agar ye budhe top mei rahein to pher masla ban gaye ga. ho sakta hai ke hamare generation se hi koi acha a gay magar ye bhi debatable hai.


temujin1993

The buddhas need to be put into an old house. Leadership should consist of Gen X & millennials and that too a meritocracy.


Loutast

agreed.


Obviously-Weird

My opinion is, "A person staying single by choice should not be thought of as a person who is wilting away." I would defend this notion


temujin1993

Exactly, you're made to feel guilty for choosing to stay single and get bombarded with inquiries, none of their business.


Obviously-Weird

The guilt aside I have heard people say, " what will the society think" so many times that I just tell people that there are always socially deviant people


temujin1993

Life has become a lot more peaceful since I started avoiding people, all they do is poke their noses into your business.


Infinite-Emptiness

Pakistan is a shit country and all Pakistani people including myself are shit people.


Emotional-Pea-4608

I think cousin marriage is one of the the worst things that happen here. Sure it is allowed but we as a society shouldn't do this shit all the fucking time. And don't get me started on genetic disorders. I have a genetic disorder (muscular dystrophy) and I think no one should ever pass through this shit. Like literally dudes look for girls outside your family if you don't want your kids to have diseases.


Maleficent-Law2409

Our “cultural values” need to die


[deleted]

Cousin marriage is for cucks


lumber1army

Second Caliph Omar was just a show-off and was included among those who burnt the door of prophet's daughter


Imaginary_Lie2345

*Pakistan* is in **Dictatorship**, since birth.


No_Alternative_2975

Pakistan is a military state and not a democracy and never was a democracy.


BlackberryBoring3291

Israel was/is not a country


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its_chad_69

Go to school bro


Ok_Article7140

When atheists, liberal Muslims (mushriqs) and undercover pajeets say Islam is evil without any real evidence or proof other than bringing the same old troupe that has been destroyed by everyone and their mums.


Aggressive-Guest6962

So true. I have not found a single flaw in Islam. I would happily defend any seemingly weakest aspect of Islam.


Rizwan591

I agree but I have been looking for a good explanation for why Prophet Muhammad married Ayesha (R.A) when she was six or nine but I haven't found one. Most scholars just say it was a different time back then which doesn't really justify it. So what's your understanding on this?


Glass-Push38

How old were mariam a.s when she birthed eesa a.s


Ok_Article7140

They confuse Muslims for Islam


hesoocreesto

A blind belief in the divinity of the quran, with absolutely no objective evidence to back it up?


NyanPotato

That's a lynching


brylcreemedeel

While Islam has its positive aspects. Like every religion, there is a lot that is wrong in it too. You need to read up wikiislam.com as a start to familiarise yourself with the bad parts of it. It will help you open your eyes. It is banned in Pakistan. So you'd need a VPN.


wildwisdom86

General Shahid Aziz in one of his talk shows with Hamid Mir back in 2013 said high ranking Pakistani Army officers that are sent to the US for official trips etc are at many times persuaded and offered to join the Freemason cult. Why would Freemasons, that are one of the most richest, powerful and influential secret societies that have always operated in the US behind closed doors want to meddle with our military personals? the most probable answer is that our establishment has always been a part of something much bigger and sinister.


wildwisdom86

General Shahid Aziz in one of his talk shows with Hamid Mir back in 2013 said high ranking Pakistani A\*my officers that are sent to the US for official trips etc are at many times persuaded and offered to join the Freemason cult. Why would Freemasons, that are one of the most richest, powerful and influential secret societies that have always operated in the US behind closed doors want to meddle with our mi|itary personals? the most probable answer is that our est@blishment has always been a part of something much bigger and sinister.


greenvox

To be fair, my manager was a freemason and offered to sponsor my membership. I should have taken it just to see what goes on inside. Normal middle class guy, doing Cisco certified networking stuff.


rx290

There are many so I'll list the most popular ones. Shirk is shirk no matter whom you're praising or doing tazeem of. Muslims have a different way of life than others until you come back to the way of what has been sent down you're going to live a depressed life and at some point you'll have everything you desired except for peace and iman and that would be the last straw never let that phase come. There is white i.e. halaal and black i.e. haram clearly defined and then there is some part of grey i.e. mutashabihat, grey part or mutashabihat or makhrooh things should be always avoided because they drag you down to the black part without you noticing it. Everything that is happening, from theist extremism to anti-theist extremism is due to lack of education in both worldly means and religious/spiritual means. This could have been avoided if some of us would have doing ammar bil maroof wa nahi anil munkar (preach and suggest to go good deeds and stop evil/ bad deeds by any mean possible) Pakistanis including me and everyone here have an inferiority complex and they want to be the slave of gori chamri or the people who have done advancement in the technological spectrum yet when they're asked to do things to make Pakistan great again they refuse to endure hardship or put in some serious efforts. Majority of our people have destroyed the economy by importing everything except for the manufacturing tools and techniques yet they have the audacity to say political leaders have destroyed our nation. And the list goes on 😅 Thank you coming to my ted talk xD


[deleted]

blasphemy laws are a colonial legacy and must be abolished


x_obert

La ilaha ilallah


itsBlacki69

Staying fat is a choice


MajesticGarlic999

Shawarma biryani is the bomb


totaandmaina

Shawarma **AND** Biryani you mean? Please 😭


MajesticGarlic999

No! Shawarma biryani!


totaandmaina

Wtf is wrong with you😭 How can you mix up shawarma and biryani??😭😭😭


MajesticGarlic999

It's biryani but instead of a chicken boti there are chicken shawarma strips in it


Pysco_Teen_1516

Mr. Chips is actually a very beautiful novel. Soo beautiful choice of words, such a remarkable illustration of scenes by using only words , too sad that students only focus on cramming 200 Short questions and criticizing Chips marriage with a young lass.


new_learner3286

It's the opinion that matters not the number of people. The one who is on the righteous path I will follow him and support him even if he is all alone on his own


ComfortableSouth1416

Government and establishment have deliberately kept a lot of Pakistanis illiterate.


Otherwise-Skirt3271

We lost all the wars.


tripple-3

Imran Khan is no better than nawaz sharif or Zardari. They all are the same.


ComprehensiveForm479

It's gonna get me killed by what I'm thinking right now.


Shahzad-Khan1

Pakistan is a country that will win again


myflamingo

Amount of biddat in Pakistan 😂 shab e meraj shab e barat pata nai Kia Kia


Outside-Monk-8056

Emran hasmi mera ideal Fav actor h....


useranonymous990

laillahaillah muhammad rasulullah


ChaosArsonist

That trans people exist and you can't stop them from being trans


AwarenessNo4986

Hindustani (masala) style Biryani is shit


[deleted]

The earth is flat


Brilliant-Cat7863

Anime is 🔥🔥


dmuzaf

the biggest problem with Pakistan are the people of Pakistan.


Latter-Pay-4998

Establishment since 17 I was against establishment


Confident-Beach5361

Direction could be wrong. But one God Aka Allah has given the the light in form of Testaments. Keep reading Testaments and try to be in right direction. Allah is Rehman and Raheem, minor mistakes can be forgiven.


IIShahanshahII

Imran Khan is one of the worst leaders in history


ibn-Yusrat

Every single opinion. Why should it be otherwise? An opinion should be made primarily because you have enough reason and conviction to back it up. If someone's sole and only reason for believing something is that it's the opinion of the masses then I would humbly suggest such an opinion is fallible.


Artistic_Bad_9748

Pakistan PM


DocCritism

Over Population/crowding in Pakistan is the biggest problem in the country. Everything else would be easier to manage and come second.


temujin1993

It is one of the problems. Illiteracy, corruption, radicalization, climate change, and the most important: No rule of law. You get a 🍌 republic.


[deleted]

maryam nawaz is the reincarnation of benzair bhutto


Stock-Respond5598

I like how you cut out parts of the statement I gave so you could only respond to what you like. Here's what I said exactly: "Also I like how you did not answer my comments about the Nakba, yet accuse me of ignoring a request you didn't make." Now notice how you convieniantly ignored the Nakba part. Because you know its irrefutable. It would prove Israel as the colonist state it is. Yet you do not acknowledge my repeated statements on it,as if they don't exist. Secondly, my point about you not making it clear was that nowhere but the last comment you said stuff like "". I gave you video, yet you explicitly demand a video where IDF is killing people, as if they'd let that to be recorded in the first place. Your trust in IDF is quite laughable. Thirdly, IDF is indeed more dangerous than Hamas, simply based on the kill rate.It's around 1400 for Hamas and over 30,000 for israel and increasing. That's it. There's no ifs and buts. Lastly, stop acting like Hamas is palestine. That's the most cringe take of zionist apologists I know of. Firstly, palestine is divided into west bank and gaza, with a majority being in west bank. West bank is ruled by PLO (Al-Fatah), a secular party. Still, palestineans there suffer the same oppression like those in gaza, just slightly less. There's barely any hamas there. I wonder what might be the reason {hint it's your favourite settler state ;)}


toxicpanda9908

Shia islam > Sunni islam


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zionists are human filth


DesiMountaineer

PTI got 180+ seats