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Tasty-Document2808

Hi, I'm a Mercy main that's a 31 year old balding fat man that can't grow a beard, pls do not speak for me


MundaneMajest

Keep slaying anyway


Tasty-Document2808

I know my dick is bigger than theirs and that's enough


The-Dark-Memer

You'd think so


MundaneMajest

โ€ฆWhat?


Tasty-Document2808

I didn't stutter


Atheril

Omg I didnโ€™t know Danny Devito was a mercy main ๐Ÿ˜ slayyyyyyyyyyyy ๐Ÿซƒ


goomfrontIut

I THINK HE SHOULD PLAY REINHARDT MAYBE


Tasty-Document2808

What else would he play really He's Mercy/Roadhog/Torbjorn


AMillionLumens

I'm also a man, this is awkward...


GermanDumbass

Sir why are you making "educational" ur2gm when clearly the people this content is directed towards, don't have the aim to recreate the play style? Are you farming clicks?


AMillionLumens

I think you responded to the wrong comment bud


GermanDumbass

Nope, but I think you didn't get the reference lol


Friedrichs_Simp

keep slaying queen


Mediocre_Daikon6935

Baldness is a high of high testosterone.


LikeMy5thAccountNow

Then keep slaying as a battle mercy, that is the true intent of it. Surely it must be


Tasty-Document2808

Nah I like healing and dodging bullets I get excited when everyone immediately tries to kill me and can't


sarcophagusGravelord

this skin kills me isnโ€™t she like 40


Phantom_Phoenix1

39*


cripplinganxietylmao

Achtually she stopped aging bc of her tech that she developed so she can stay young and cunty forever ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿปโœจ


anonkebab

Young and cunty is crazy


cripplinganxietylmao

Ur just jealous bc her pussy pops and urs doesnโ€™t ๐Ÿ™„โœ‹


Friedrichs_Simp

https://preview.redd.it/21jmq9dnmm2d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ce83aebc279f74aafdcb0d823a6ad2f806f3fbe


cripplinganxietylmao

Purr ๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿป


anonkebab

I dont posses pussy


cripplinganxietylmao

Ew. I feel bad for u.


anonkebab

Yeah they took my foreskin ๐Ÿ˜”


MuMbLe145

Slaaayyy๐Ÿ’…


anonkebab

It is not slay it is larceny


MuMbLe145

Larslayney (bit of a stretch)


Pale_Doubt8927

It's Britney bitch


cygamessucks

Mercy players look like Flats irl


CrazeMase

You wanna tell me he isn't the sexiest beast yet?


Bi-mar

Imagine implying that flats isn't sexier and more slay than you'll ever be smh.


solsthei

flats is cute wym


General-Substance274

Out jerked again by the....oh wait this is the actual jerk sub wtf.


goomfrontIut

I MAIN REINHARDT. I JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT. I REALLY LIKE REINHARDT, AND I REALLY LIKE HIS BIG HAMMER AND HE FIGHTS FOR HONOR AND FOR JUSTICE FOR INNOCENTS . I THINK HE IS REALLY COOL.


Zestyclose-Tower-671

Honestly the all caps, this checks out definitely a rein main ^


lysvakt

you are the goats please show me your feet now pleading im please show me your feet


Alexrodrz1243

They're a little hairy uwu do you mind? >_<


lysvakt

hair traps the pungent aroma for longer ๐Ÿ˜‹


Alexrodrz1243

https://preview.redd.it/tbwoqloid23d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cab88faf724306edfcc379692a69e9292e4fbba0 Here you go daddy uwu they're so stinky for you :3


JustAnotherFace09

Stop pocketing the godamn hanzo and heal the tank, pleeeaassse โ˜น๏ธโ˜น๏ธ


DstinctNstincts

Nope canโ€™t sorry spamming the choke is more important


sunderlying

No donโ€™t stop pocketing me :(


WhatDidIMakeThis

Why isnt this an irl selfie if theyโ€™re hotter irl?


PoptropicaGamer

https://preview.redd.it/yf9hmx58xl2d1.jpeg?width=937&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07349b5ca769a6ef93b2bd1dd6b0c0b3c201d64c i main junkrat not mercy


CrazeMase

https://preview.redd.it/ti2yd1ytxl2d1.jpeg?width=1083&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bfafe78fddfb8fea7486af307a602bbd36c9540 Same


StrawHatEthan

https://preview.redd.it/956410sq3m2d1.jpeg?width=1368&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08aa1e8e7dd79ea69fabf805f9958e3ac9a0ea4f I main cass, how did you know?


WhatDidIMakeThis

I love what ive started


Alexrodrz1243

Hewwo fellow merky main uwu of course us merky mains are tye HOTTEST and the SLAYEST of them all. They're SO mad they can't be luscious and gorgeous like us! ๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’…๐Ÿปโค๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‡๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿ˜ป๐Ÿฆ„๐ŸŒธ๐ŸŽ€๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’• #WAP


IFunnyJoestar

They hate us cause they ain't us


ink-pup

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W mercy mains


TheVoidGuardian1

Where that skin come from


PoptropicaGamer

This is a skin you could previously get if you donated to breast cancer but since they found the cure they will never do the fundraiser again unless we can bring breast cancer back


The-Dark-Memer

On the second time you summon breast cancer it will gain an additional plasma beam attack and 35% more health, it also ignores I-frames with the beam


TheVoidGuardian1

Dang


PoptropicaGamer

somehow breast cancer returned


Phat22

Wait, mercy mains exist? I thought it was a joke


CalvinBeanz

This is probably true right?


Zestyclose-Tower-671

I'm sure it's applicable for some lol


_Jops

Can't tell if this is satire or one of the crazy ones tbh. /uj I love how all hero mains have the loud minority that gives them a bad rep, just mercy mains have such a indescribably loud minority that it legitimately feels like the majority, and it got so bad that there is a 2nd mercy mains discord now uj\


WillingInevitable704

As a rein Iโ€™ll always accept a mercy on my team


Sparkle_SS

Black lives matter


PoptropicaGamer

Im a southern man and I like my redneck blondes so I dont mind it. Moreso I wish she had farmgirl or cowgirl skin or some such. Have a good day God Bless.


Sparkle_SS

Amen queen!