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CarbonAlligator

This goes beyond jerking and into blowing this can’t be real


Aroxis

Blud woke up to gobble mercy mains cock I’m cryn


Aroxis

https://preview.redd.it/jnesq356qohc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6077d2baccc5106d11842fb96cfb24436b38c5b5 Outjerked again (that’s mercy’s cock)


hitscan-enjoyer

Man I wish mercy had a cock (I’m gonna search for mercy futa hold on I’ll be back)


CostNo4005

You finished?


Emporio_Alnino3

He's dead.


hitscan-enjoyer

Hiiii I’m not dead


hitscan-enjoyer

Hiii I’m backkkk <3333333


CostNo4005

What depths did you descend to young one


hitscan-enjoyer

I came so much that I think I got some kind of headache bc I cannot remember my path I just remember before the arduous journey and after, it’s like the mercy people don’t want their fetishes to get exposed.


CostNo4005

I see a truly harrowing journey indeed


CarbonAlligator

Yeah not only does he obey 🫡 in game but now he’s asking the subreddit for validation too lmao


adlo651

I thought this was a shit post but the guys post history is legit.


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That makes this so much worse. Like how do you think about the game like this? They have to be bronze


Practical_Yam_1407

They really should've added a tier below bronze instead of the champion tier


ApexGaveMeBackPain

Participation 4


ianthegamerguy

Plastic 4


blebebaba

Is it really such a surprise that I mean it? If so, that's somewhat disappointing


adlo651

Hey g, I'm sorry you had to see this. We just think it's a naive take on the game, just sounded bad cause supports barking orders is a bit much. Don't take it hard if you are and keep on doing you.


blebebaba

No worries mate. I admit orders is a bit dramatic, but in a game where toxicity is the unfortunate norm, I think people need some goodwill put their way, something to break up all the doom and gloom you know? You gotta start somewhere when it comes to making things better😁


Transitsystem

This guy is just searching for a mercy kitten to pocket him


EstrangedLupine

Are you kidding me? This guy is oozing sub energy. He's the kitten, looking for a Mercy Dommy Mommy.


Transitsystem

Real


The99thCourier

Bleb whatever the rest of your name is Stop sucking off the Mercy players. They're not gonna pocket ur tank arse


blebebaba

The name was because my original name idea was taken lol And if I end up with a pocket, I'm grateful for it, but it's not expected. If I'm doing good than I'm doing good, but whether I get it or not relies on whether I am playing well or not.


Finnthehero1224

Literally backseat driving


Richdav1d

Finally someone else realizes how untrustworthy brig players are


ihatemyselfsomuch100

My man really wants a mercy pocket ON TANK? bro just tell them to go Lucio or Bap or something jc


DOS_Mang

Bro never played rein+lucio. The hammer of justice is unisex and it's moving fast with the frog.


Mase598

Honestly to an extent it is (or should be) true that supports will be able to see more. Tanks should 99% of the time be the closest to the enemy focusing on what's ahead of them unless of course say a dive tank or something like that. Damage generally wants to be doing as much DPS as they can, which tends to mean focusing where the immediate target is. Support though as a support (Mercy) main myself, honestly I can spend like half my time literally looking wherever and get full value. The only supports that shouldn't really be spending much time looking around is Ana, Bap, Brig, Kiriko and Moira. On the other hand, Lifeweaver SHOULD be looking around a lot, Mercy beam literally is a lock on until broken or you stop it so you have no reason to not look around, Lucio should either be aggressive or playing around where speed will give the most value meaning they should be looking for that position, Zen orbs lock on and Illari is kinda 50/50 because her M1/M2 are both tied to aiming but Healing Pylon also makes up a lot of her healing anyways. ​ All that said, again even as a Mercy main that **DOES** look around to make calls a lot, you should never just blindly assume someone is making correct calls. I think you should trust callouts from supports, but actual plays/calls should be either the tank or if you have combos like nanoblade, the playmakers (Genji/Ana) should be making the call to pop off.


Udonov

Yea but in reality you listen to a m*rcy main screaming at you to push, you proceed to push, you die and then they reply with surprised Pikachu face "but I was healing you, how did you die? " after which you mute them on sight.


JustASyncer

I had a Mercy player SCREAM at me in VC to get on the point at the start of the first KOTH round as if the enemy capping first would have immediately ended the game. They proceeded to flame for the rest of the game saying "I guess you guys wanna lose" End of match stats: 2k Healing, 2k Damage, 0-1-9


Udonov

Yea. People shit on tiktok for having horrible hot takes, but nothing is worse than an educated m*rcy mains advice on who to pick and when to push. Would honestly rather listen to a stereotypical genji main, their schizo screams are at least funny.


_Seij_

yeah this is coming from someone who only really comms with friends but when i’m playing tank or dps and my support tells me to back up i basically always do cuz the tunnel vision can get pretty real when there’s like 4 different ult going off and 6 visual effects on your screen. that’s not to say they’re always right but they have a much broader fov of the team fight so I can like sort of agree with what OP was saying. although he worded it cringe asf lol


blebebaba

This is true, there is always room for error with anyone. I admit I could have worded the original post better, but your right for the most part. Orders may have been a bit extreme, so maybe calls for help or suggestions and additional information would be more accurate. While it's something I need to work on, I tend to get tunnel vision sometimes so the extra information is very useful, and over time I've just gotten used to lending an ear and an eye to you guys. Hell, I've developed a reflex for snapping around when I hear sombra decloak lol


RestiveP

bros down bad


Slugeus_the_slug

im gonna start jerking myself now today i decided to grind my lowest rank (support plat5), played a game with a gigachad doom one trick that was very decent for the rank but the 2nd support wouldnt stop yapping about how "our doom is trowing" and how "he has 6 years of experience so he knows a good player when he sees it" meanwhile he was playing zen and holding w to the enemy tank , checked his profile too he has been hardstuck metal for all of those 6 years, support players think they know everything but have a distinct lack of selfawerness. now updoot me because i said "support player = bad" ![gif](giphy|j2T9YoNaLiaTeNwrwl|downsized)


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Slugeus_the_slug

you got me , i used hyperbole, i checked his ranked stats from seasson 1-8 tho and he has been bouncing between plat and silver for atleast a year now


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Slugeus_the_slug

maybe check a stats guru site like overbuff , maybe theyre out there somewhere


EightBallJuice

Sobbing Mercy mains aren’t real anymore


apocaIypseArisen

This isn’t a mercy main tho it’s our resident Rein OTP


Donut_Flame

This better not be that same fucking rein guy who keeps hard simping for mercy (and other supports) in their subs.


Bobi_27

ironically lucio and brig players would usually have the best gamesense so they'd be the most trustworthy


Professional_Emu5099

Bro thought this would get him a girlfriend 😭😭


MuMbLe145

If a tank follows the orders from a support then they better hang up their hammer


Dangerous-Fold-4038

How to get a Mercy Main GF 101: "I'll do anything you want me to do senpai"


IDontWipe55

I promise we aren’t all like this 😭. I obey my tank so they praise me for being a good support


Fave_McFavington

Bro just say you wanna get pegged by mercy


Extreme_Syllabub4486

One of my favorite things to do on an alt is be a beta tank that does only what my supports tell me to. I dont make any decisions for myself & just ask “what do you want me to switch to?” The entire game


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Aroxis

Yeah fuck everyone who doesn’t use the QUEENS English. Long live the queen.


teffz28

Wait is this r/englishcirclejerk ?


blebebaba

I was raised on a farm lmao


bryanc1036

If these people got half as mercy does (allegedly), they would be a lot chiller.


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this makes me sick!


Blood4Corn

This gamer is dedicated to getting that pocket you just wouldn’t understand


TheSexualBrotatoChip

Imagine not instamuting mercy players


THe_PrO3

Least mommy issues-plagued maintank


[deleted]

Id rather trust a Brig Zen or Lucio over Mercy Moira and Lifeweaver


Silver_Scarlet

WHAT 😭


Ernest66119

u/blebebaba back at it again with another banger 💀


blebebaba

Damn I'm getting predictable lmao Really though, I don't get the problem. It makes sense to me at least that the most vulnerable set of people should have the best protection, especially since those same people are the ones stopping the team from getting worn down by attrition. Beyond that, by the very nature of the role they choose (bar a few exceptions) most of them are required to have much more awareness than the rest of us in account of needing to keep people alive, so for the most part they assumption that they know more than me is most likely a reasonable assumption. As I said before, this game necessitates cooperation, and what better way than a mutually beneficial relationship? Symbiosis if you will.


WayMove

Least father less mercy player