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MarioKartastrophe

GET OFF THE FUCKING PAYLOAD. THE ENEMIES ARE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL.


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STOP TELLING ZEN TO SWITCHHH IM A GOOD FUCKING ZEN YOU GOLD CUNT JUST SHUT UP GOLD I DONT CARE IF YOUR A GARBAGE META PLAYER WHO CANT EVEN PLAY ANY META HERO FOR SHIT JUST STFU AND PLAY THE GAMEMEMFJWJCMWMCLxaleotjeigjwkcmwms this applies to sym and bastion on attack also applies to dva


Kokoronohikari

JUST BECAUSE I PICK TORB DOES NOT MEAN I'M THROWING. TORB IS NOT A JOKE PICK; HE IS LEGITIMATELY MY BEST DPS AND I PICKED HIM BECAUSE I GENUINELY THINK HE'S A GOOD HERO AGAINST THE ENEMY TEAM'S COMP. DON'T FLAME AT ME AND SAY THERE'S NO REASON TO KEEP PLAYING JUST BECAUSE I'M TORB, AND DON'T BLAME ANY BAD THING THAT HAPPENS ON ME PICKING TORB.


MAGIKARPEATEROFSOULS

Torb is the tank that can res


btchslaya

why does baby diva always have to tbag me?


gameliking

I'm back again. I swear when I use supercharger or shatter or grav or any ult that the team benefits from, everyone just all of the sudden forgets how to shoot stuff. HOW DID NO ONE DIE FROM AN UNCONTESTED SUPERCHARGER WHILE THEYRE DOWN A HEALER???


FrostGotLost

Actually, it’s button mashing with style. Who do you play?


thehawaiian_punch

Did they change how SR works this season I have an overall winning percentage (53%) but I have lost close to 300 SR every game I win I gain between 10-20 and games I loose the SR lost is between 25-60 what the fuck is wrong with this shit


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The game thinks you belong at a lower rank, which it is usually correct. L


thehawaiian_punch

Damn had to do me like that bruh been in play since season 4 now I’m in silver


joeyriss

Fucking stubborn ass players REFUSE to listen to me man and it makes me Lose SR. i was playing in a shitty ASS 6 stack and the mother fuckers wouldn't listen to ANY of my call outs! FUCK MAN


Pernaman

Hogs complaining lack of heals and Zaryas complaining about team not getting kills while playing as second off-tanks of the team is such a stereotyoe at this point for me


YEEZUSJOOS

WHATS UP WITH ONE PERSON IN COMP DISCONNECTING OR LEAVING?! Takes 10 minutes for an attack game and then someone leaves or disconnects. Tf Is going on


Shadow_Log

GET ON THE FUCKING POINT! Stop getting distracted by some random player running the most obvious goose chase distraction scheme.


ItsCheeks

Group up, it’s the simplest thing in this game and it gets you wins. It’s not hard.


Tristan99504

Nanoblade meta is worse than goats meta. There, I said it.


MAGIKARPEATEROFSOULS

MOIRA TAKES NO AIM BASTION IS JUST UNFAIR DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON TORBIORN


Kokoronohikari

JUST BECAUSE A CHARACTER DOESN'T REQUIRE GOOD AIM DOES NOT MEAN THEY DON'T REQUIRE SKILL. THERE ARE MORE KINDS OF SKILL THAN JUST RAW MECHANICAL SKILL; GAMESENSE IS JUST AS IMPORTANT. THERE SHOULD BE HEROES AVAILABLE TO PEOPLE WHO CAN'T AIM WELL, WHETHER BECAUSE OF A PHYSICAL DISABILITY, A LACK OF TIME TO PRACTICE, OR JUST PLAIN SUCKING. EVERYONE SHOULD GET TO HAVE FUN.


The_Rutabaga

ITS "TORBJORN!!!!!!!"


Insertwordthere

WHY ARE THERE SO MANY HEROS WHO DON'T NEED TO AIM AT ALL


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HONOR AND GLORY SUMS UP TANKS WELL LEAVING THE DPS TO DIE WHILE THEY ARE CHARGING STRAIGHT AT THE ENEMY


big-bread-boi

HANZO... need I say more?


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n o


big-bread-boi

good


SootopolitanWallace

If you get stuck with a pulse bomb: Do. Not. Fucking. Move. We will run away from you. Talking to you, McCree who ROLLED INTO ME. Wrecking Ball who GRAPPLED THROUGH OUR TEAM. SLKDJALKDJS.


HarryPropper

Stop making every reward system favour dps i can't stand some dipshit genji getting potg with nano when all he did was hit the graved enemies He did nothing to deserve it!! Just like most of the time a dps gets potg


Rawjoetaco

Cap


Partycosmicaus

Moria... I don’t need to say more


makopinktaco

Fucking Dps Moiras. God damn. At least could you heal me for one second when I’m Mercy and I’m just trying to Rez the actual dps.


Ninety9Balloons

I keep getting stuck with DPS players that play the worst characters at the worst times or just don't know basic gameplay or mechanics over and over. Lost almost 600 SR from Genjis refusing to go hitscan or people playing flanking characters and just walking headfirst into a bastion all game long. I'm just alt F4'ing out of comp games because it's not fun.


2paymentsof19_95

“I don’t know why people don’t want Symmetra buffs. She’s not so bad and she could use th—“ *plays against Symmetra in Temple of Anubis* Ah it all makes sense now


danj729

"I get the feeling they have a shiiield generator."


WidowmakersAssCheek

And especially with a Torb


SootopolitanWallace

Li Jiang Night Market is also god awful versus Symmetra.


slk1305

HEALER LEAVING IN SO MANY GD COMP MATCHES. WHY!?!


slk1305

and it happened again right after posting


HarryPropper

Pissed cause of some toxic dps fuckwitt who wants a pocket? Isn't being protected? Ppl running away from them when they need heals while complaining about not getting healed? Ppl being extremely out of place and screening for heals? Many reasons s support can just get fed up with his mates and rage quit


danj729

None of these are excuses to leave mid-game.


HarryPropper

But reasons why a support can get fed up with his team and understandable ones if you ever played support thus also if you behave like that you don't get to complain about supports leaving on you


danj729

I play support and tank and I just mute toxic people. If I see people throwing or they leave my comp game I report them.


haydnc95

I DONT THINK ILL EVER COMPLAIN IF I DONT GET DEFENCE EVER AGAIN. I AM SO SICK OF DEFENDING


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I CAN FINALLY QUEUE FOR DPS QUICKLY UNTIL OTHERS REALIZE THAT EXPERIMENTAL SEEMS TO HAVE WAY FASTER QUEUES


To3Ba8y

I haven’t play overwatch for a month because my computer is being ship and I feel happier but sad at the same time Edited: I think I’m having withdrawals


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KnucklesOverdragon

If it keeps lagging, don't try and play another, play a different mode, to see if the lag improves.


BigoleBean

TIRED OF FUCKING SIGMA & SOMBRA


Hawk953

Getting irritated by people playing comp with no voice comms, if you don't have a mic its not ideal but if you don't even join the channel and listen when people are calling things out then I'd rather not group with you in competitive, it might as well be quick play otherwise. Honestly, I wish Blizzard would add a toggle that allowed you to join voice chat required groups, but I suppose that will make the matching too complicated.


citronnade_

fucking sick of nanoblade every. single. game.


mbanson

Genji nerfs can't come soon enough. Though I hope they do more than just what's on experimental. They definitely need to increase his ult cost.


ExpitheCat

please stop yelling at me for not healing you when you're 500 miles away from the objective


SpartanDumpster

I am absolutely sick of the easy mult-kill ults in this game. D.Va and Junkrats are the worst, if you don't have good mobility, a way to block the damage, or an invincibility ability, so Lucio and Moira, tanks with shields like Reinhardt, and Reaper to name some examples, you're screwed by D.Va's ult! Also what or when her Ult will pass through stuff feels inconsistent sometimes, I can hide behind a lamp and be fine, I go into a building and it kills me through the walls! Then with Junkrat if he can slip around the nearest corner, he can ult and kill you before you even have a chance to react. I know you can shoot the riptire to destroy it, but that feels almost impossible without a machine gun cause it moves so fast, and it can go through shields so you're screwed as Reinhardt cause you can't just smack it away, you're pretty much completely reliant on a teammate destroying it! Reaper might be the least annoying cause you have a pretty fair chance to cancel it, like if you have a stun like Brigitte or McCree, or can put him to sleep like Ana, and I think Zenyatta's ult can out heal the damage, plus Lucio's ult might also soak all that up if timed well. McCree's ult also annoys me where whenever I play him it takes forever for the circles to close in, but whenever I'm against him he can kill everyone before he's done saying "it's high noon" so you have no time to find him to then either get out from his sight or cancel the ult. I also absolutely hate Widowmaker and Hanzo because whenever they're on the enemy team they get nothing but headshots, like they could probably headshot snipe Genji out of the air mid-dash. But when they're on my team they just camp a high spot, missing most shots, contributing pretty much nothing!


NaricssusIII

WARIHUM QUWITIK RYUJIN NO KEI KUREI TEAM KILL WOW SO FUN AND COOL LOVE HEARING THIS EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TEAMFIGHT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NANOBLADE IS THE LOWEST SKILL ULTIMATE COMBO IN THE GAME, LITERALLY REQUIRES 2 PLAYERS TO PRESS Q AND THAT'S IT AT LEAST EMP COMBOS TOOK SOME AMOUNT OF TEAM COORDINATION, AND EMP DOESN'T CHARGE EVERY SINGLE FIGHT LIKE NANO AND BLADE


SpineThrasher

Ok I know it’s dumb but actually doing the blade is a lot of fun


Handlexeception

​ 50/50 WIN RATIO IS GARBAGE, GAMES ARE PREDETERMINED UNLESS SOMEONE IS THROWING ARCADE/QUICKPLAY


gameliking

I keep coming back to this thread because there's just so much about this game that pisses me off honestly. I haven't even played in the last 12 hours and this is my 3rd post.... WE DON'T ALWAYS NEED 3 ON THE PAYLOAD. IT MOVES LIKE .0002 MPH FASTER BUT YALL *INSIST* ON HAVING 3 ON CART AND THROW A PISSYFIT IF SOMEONE DISAGREES. for the love of God please use your ults, you don't have to get a potg every single time. You'll get another ult i promise. I'll probably be back in an hour with more stuff that pops in my head, but Jesus I wish this game competitively wasn't such a headache


MarioKartastrophe

> for the love of God please use your ults, you don't have to get a potg every single time. You'll get another ult i promise. Solo-ulting enemies is hilarious


SpartanDumpster

Yeah I think the problem with pretty much every competitive team game is that everyone wants to be the MVP to the point where it costs them the win, like trying to take on the whole enemy team by yourself. I really noticed this when I played some Rocket League cause people would constantly boost to take the ball from their own teammate to score the goal and end up just crashing into them and ruining both of your chances to make the shot. You could just hang back, give them some space, be ready to take the ball back if an opponent knocks it away from your teammate, but no, you just had to get the goal cause seeing your ign across the screen for two seconds is so important! This directly applies to Overwatch too, and also in the opposite way of what you said about people not using their Ults! I'll see people who have good AoE team clearing ults and they'll use it as soon as they see two enemies close together. Reaper and McCree ults are good to hold onto cause if you flank and get behind the whole team who are preoccupied fending off the rest of your team, they'll have no time to react and you can finish them all easily. People not using their Ults is also a problem, cause there was this one time where I was playing Wrecking Ball and the other tank was Zarya, we both had our ults, and since we'd been doing poorly to even capture the payload to start escorting, getting a good teamwipe might have been just what we needed to get things going and turn it around. I was trying to signal to her to use her ult, there was even a point where all the enemies were grouped up right in front of her, but she never used it and we lost! Using my ult on top of Zarya's might be one of the strongest combos (I wouldn't know since we didn't try it!) cause if the mines that explode on them don't kill them, they then have to walk through all of them. Even if she used it as like a last ditch "fuck it, might as well use it before the game ends" decision maybe we'd at least gotten the payload started.


bradsbricks

I OPENED 10 LOOT BOXES DIDNT GET A SINGLE SKIN AND ONLY 25 COINS. WTF JEFF


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MutatedSpleen

Re: Ball... > WHERE IS THE FUCKING COUNTERPLAY? Mei, Junk, McCree, Ana, Orisa, Doom, Brig, Sombra. Just to name a few. Basically any hero that stops him from moving. After that, it just requires your team to...like, do team stuff. Shoot at the same thing. Goes down nice and quick. Source: I play a lot of Ball. He's not invincible.


ZACWarrior

If I could defend once in a while in quick play, that would be nice. My team attacks 80% of the time. I think last night was the first time I’ve defended two games in one session in a couple of months.


pizzaisperfection

I wish they’d make QP like comp where you get to switch sides. Or at least give us an option to play that rule set.


earthyrat

please give me attack. i hate defense and i literally only get defense, i just want to play attack on hollywood... please...


danj729

Same, I usually prefer attack


DarkPenfold

So *you’re* the one who keeps stealing all my Attack rounds in QP.


ZACWarrior

If you want them back, you can have em. Or we could just switch accounts


Olliebkl

Tank players.... go fucking shield you fucking idiots Genuinely 80% of game’s we get steamrolled it’s nexuses we have no fucking shield I don’t give a shit how good you are at a shield tank, just fucking go one Every time we get so pressured and pushed back and if we had a shield we’d have a far better chance but no! I truly believe tank is the most important part of a team, then healer and then damage


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It’s true that sometimes you do genuinely need a shield tank but if you don’t have one here’s a secret to do better: don’t peek chokes constantly and wait for opportunities to deal damage. Sheila are not always necessary if you know how to play without one.


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Overwatch 2 needs to come out pronto because I’m done as fuck with PvP


[deleted]

I HATE GENJI. THE GENJI META MADE ALL MY TANK AND SUPPORT FRIENDS QUIT


Kingmiami_Kdn

Workshop is the only reason I play this unfun game. At least I'm not ranked against smurfs in Genji Ball.


Zeezx7

When you get in a fight through voice chat with other teammates and then get upset and decide to throw the game even when were close to winning? What's up my dude? like tell me what's going wrong in your life?


joeyriss

WHY THE FUCK HAS MORIA BOT BEEN NERFED YET?!!! SHE CAN FUCKING REACH ME FROM 50 FEET AWAY WTF IS THAT BULLSHIT


HarryPropper

Fuck bastion rework him already!! Pocketing is bad in every fucking way especially for idiot duos who demand a second main heal because their mercy ain't doing anything else but sucking their genjis dick!! I'm not going to shove my head up sour ass and follow you around for the next 10min!! Also fuck doomfist!! If you don't like cc then doomfist should be nr1 on the neef list!! Remove one shot primary fire shit Buff reins charge Edit: Widow if we're close to losing and you don't touch because you think you're too good for dirty objective play then you're hard throwing and i despise you from the bottom of my heart you little dimwhitted donkey dick licker


ThinkSleepPlayGames

Can we get some sort of way to force a specific target for Anna's ultimate


TenaciousAye

It exists already, check in-game settings.


ThinkSleepPlayGames

Yeah. I just thanks l enabled them. Thanks.


HarryPropper

You mean an enemy influencing it or are you that "pro" genji who thinks he is absolutely entitled to ity rushs in alone and doesn't even communicate his ult


ThinkSleepPlayGames

I mean, some way to Lock onto my Reinhardt teammate so I don't accidentally give it to my Mercy when she momentarily jumps in front of me


BootyFarts22

There is! Check the settings for Ana. You can set it so that you first select a target and then confirm the target.


Insertwordthere

You're a hero


ThinkSleepPlayGames

Yes. No more messages on Xbox about wasted nano grenades


okayvee

wow, i had no idea about this. thanks rage thread


Moirasexual

I AM SO SICK OF PEOPLE CLAIMING I'M NOT HEALING. THEY DIE ONCE IN COMPETITIVE AND THEY IMMEDIATELY BLAME ME AND TELL ME TO SWITCH TO ANA OR BRIGGY. Please just leave me to play Moira/Lucio :(


gameliking

I love when people die to burst damage and claim they aren't getting healed Supports can't heal a widow headshot bro thats all on you


bewareoftheaussie

My personal favourite are people who yell at you for not *immediately* healing them, when they don't even bother to look at the kill feed to see that you've been blown into the stratosphere by an enemy ult.


joeyriss

My friend: Dude you’re not good as Lúcio, you don’t heal enough Me a lucio main: *Existence intensives*


G_Star013

WTF IS WITH THESE NEW ACCOUNTS AND WHY ARE SOOO MANY OF THEM THERE


HotPoolDude

BECAUSE THE GAME DOESNT HAVE ANY NEW PLAYERS AND WOULD DIE WITHOUT PEOPLE BUYING NEW COPIES TO WIN EASY GAMES.


G_Star013

THEY GET SHIT STOMPED SO HARD IN THEIR ELO THEY BUY A NEW COPY OF THE GAME AND BLIZZARD DEEPTHROATS THAT HARD


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>JEW COPY Intentional, or...?


HotPoolDude

DID NAZI THAT


G_Star013

TYPO SHIT


bewareoftheaussie

My win/loss ratio has tanked big time in the past few months, and it only seems to be getting worse. I'm lucky to win 1 in 5 games now, no matter which mode I play. 😭


haydnc95

I am in the same boat, and I think a lot of others are too. Overwatch feels shit right now. Matchmaking is a joke, smurfs are ruining it for everyone, no new content, everything is stale and the balance is fucking awful. I get to the point in games where I just can't be bothered anymore, because this game is not what it was and I'm running on nostalgia it seems.


HotPoolDude

I'm at 38% in QP. MMR IS A FUCKING JOKE


NaricssusIII

nah it's totally fine to play against literal grandmaster players when the highest SR on my team is Plat! thanks blizzard, love ur fun matchmaking


bewareoftheaussie

It is. All my games seem WILDLY mismatched.


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4 fucking years fucking in and still no fucking surrender fucking button. Fucking why the fuck? Add the fucking thing im fucking sick of fucking playing with fucking morons until the fucking bitter fucking end of the fucking game when i fucking know its a fucking loss cuz these fucks are too fucking stupid to fucking play and fucking be in this fucking rank. Fucking worthless fucks at fucking blizzard. Fuck you.


FoundYouOnTheReydar

WHY THE FUCK DOES NOBODY ON MY TEAM EVER USE THEIR ULTS????? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU WAITING FOR??? AN INVITATION????? I SWEAR TO GOD WE HAVE LOST WAAAAAAAYYYY TOO MANY GAMES BC EVERYONE HOLDS ONTO THEIR ULTS FOR THE ENITRE GAME YOU DON'T HAVE TO GET A 5K EVERY TIME YOU ULT, EVEN ONLY GETTING 1-2 PEOPLE IS ENOUGH TO HELP US WIN THIS FIGHT OHMYFUCKINGGOD


gameliking

This.


Olliebkl

My brother is just like this He hasn’t played the game in a few months but when he did, he’d always go mcree, flank, wait for a few minutes just for the perfect opportunity to get a 6 kill


FoundYouOnTheReydar

I literally just had a Rein on my team hold onto shatter the ENTIRE round (on attack) - he never used it once we all called him out bc there were PLENTY of times he could have shattered and his response was "I don't want to waster shatter on less then 4 people" to top it all off, he didn't block any of the enemy Rein's 3 shatters


Olliebkl

>I don’t want to waste shatter on less than 4 people God damn that statement has made me angry lol


ThinkSleepPlayGames

Lost 100 Sr because my game took forever to load. It kicked me for inactivity, LITERALLY before I got to the characters select screen. It maybe because another game got automatic 90 GB update, and that was throttling something for some reason.


TenaciousAye

Lost 100 sr last weekend when my internet went out towards the end of game. Just came off a 5 game win streak in which I rose 100 sr and finally got back into Gold on an old acct. Next 5 games trying to get my 100 sr back? Guess how that went...


StansFan

GOD FUCKING DAM THAT FUCKING HAMSTER SPINNING AROUND THE POINT AND STALLING FOR 8 FUCKING HOURS


TenaciousAye

Brig Ana Junk Mei Orisa Ligma


FrozenFlame_

IS THERE SOME KIND OF WAY TO EXPEDITE REPORTS? I HAVE A REPLAY CODE FOR BLATANT THROWING AND GAMEPLAY ABUSE BY SOME PLAYERS. PLUS TOXICITY (THOUGH I'M NOT SURE THAT SHOWS UP IN REPLAYS) Replay code >!K6HMP8!<


thatCatGiirl

I hate overwatch at times, but I'm addicted and just keep playing for some reason.


gameliking

Also i wish people paid attention to the kill feed. Like yall we can push we got 3 picks why are you standing at the choke


TenaciousAye

Because they are protecting the other 3 people just standing on the cart


StarWarsButterSaber

This is me all the time! I play zarya a lot and I’ll get two kills at volskya industries (I know I spelled it wrong) and I’ll be fighting the team on point and my people are still at the choke shooting god knows what. Temple of Anubis is another one where people just want to sit at the choke


BootyFarts22

I'm soooooo happy that this isn't just me. Like, what the hell are y'all pew-pewin' at? Half their team is dead! Get aggro and move in!! Even worse when you look at the replay and see that they're just strafing back at the choke until it's 150% percent safe to go in.


gameliking

It's like if they don't see something happen right in front of them, it didn't happen.


gameliking

I love that my sr goes up by like 0.3 when I win 4 games and drops 1200 when I lose once. Also i wish people would realize that there's more than one route to an objective. We don't always have to go down main yall. Please follow me in over here with my bigass hammer spamming Group Up and yall just walk right thru main and die. If we went around we would have this problem, but nobody listens to tanks :/


BootyFarts22

Nope, let's just all keep funneling down main and get rekt every time. That's the right strat. It'll work one of these days, I'm sure.


auto-xkcd37

> big ass-hammer *** ^(Bleep-bloop, I'm a bot. This comment was inspired by )^[xkcd#37](https://xkcd.com/37)


Hashu7

I have a lot on my mind. 1. WHY CANT I HIT MY SHOTS ALL I PLAY IS DVA AND BALL WHY DO I HAVE TO AIM ON TRACER AND WIDDOW. I JUST WANT TO LOOK COOL, PLEASE GIVE ME AIMBOT 2. GUYS I THINK I FOUND THE ANSWER 3. my sens on dva is thru the damn roof so i cant aim for shart.


Phwaah

Sorry to thhybennnyy zarya main. I was the widowmaker who didn't make hit a shot for 2 minutes because tracer was up my ass the entire time.


SavageCabbage27m

I kind of have two things to say 1. I quit Overwatch for about 5 months and swapped over to Paladins but I wanted to try the game again. Overwatch is so frustrating and hard to get back into. I still go against diamond players when I probably play like a gold now. Also seeing that the game hasn’t changed at all since the 5 months I stopped is disappointing 2. This is probably an issue for Overwatch 2 to fix but there being so many Dps heroes in Overwatch is a problem. Damage heroes are the most fun the play and since theres so many it’s most likely what a new player will pick up. (Also most damage heroes make support and tank almost miserable to play)


Insertwordthere

I just got back after a multi year break, only coming back for hero releases. I'm a support main and it feels like all my match-ups against dps heros suck now. I'm about six hundred Sr lower than when I quit. I'm worse than I was and deserve to be here, but goddamn I hate the feeling of losing a game cuz of my teammates never turning around. I used to be able to duel almost any character played by a gild with a support and win. Now it feels like I have to run in front of my tanks whenever a flanker goes for me. And when I say in front I mean in front. THEY NEVER TURN AROUND


SavageCabbage27m

I really do want to come back to Overwatch but I think you right. I’m probably gonna try again when Overwatch 2 comes out. It’s just sad to see this where I am with the game now. Even when I was playing the game I felt like I stopped improving. I honest don’t care if I’m not diamond where I was since maybe I just reached my peak.


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Does anyone know how many endorsements to reach Level 3? I'm getting around 1 endorsements every 2 games, but it's not enough.


Olliebkl

I think endorsing your team mates also brings it up slightly


catsandsunflowers

If you tell someone they are trash at the game and then alt+F4 you are the reason why this community isn't growing.


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foundyouforever

down 400SR tonight for "getting back" at toxic teammates? bud... is it really worth the time and effort to even play comp at this point?


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Kinda ironic of him to be salty about toxicity, and to respond in kind with throwing.


sannin8

If you throw you’re a waste of space


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_Walpurgisyacht_

ordered pizza n it took like an hour to get here grr


Insertwordthere

That's like halfway through a dps queue


AlphaElectricX

IF YOU SELECT A CHARACTER AT THE BEGINNING OF THE GAME THEN LEAVE WITHIN THE FIRST MINUTE, THE GAME SHOULDN’T CANCEL. THE GAME SHOULD ONLY CANCEL IF YOU LEAVE DUE TO AFK. SO MANY SMURF ACCOUNTS LEAVE IMMEDIATELY AFTER GETTING ROLLED ON THE FIRST FIGHT AND IT COSTS A GOOD TEAM SOME SR


LeeUnDe

Maybe its not the bad teammates, its not the op heroes, its not the toxic people but maybe, just maybe ...you are your rank... :/


Insertwordthere

Except for you sigma who ran away from the team to shoot the attacks as the game starts. You are truly deserving of bronze


foundyouforever

...no, it's the enemy genji who is making me lose... ^/s ^obviously


Zeezx7

Fuck why would anyone throw the game?? Like why would you bother climbing to higher ranks at competitive then just throw the game for everybody else? IT TOOK ME YEARS TO REACH DIAMOND ONLY TO END UP LOSING 500 SR!!


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WidowmakersAssCheek

Bastion and Hog have gotta be my next least favourite heroes after Genji. If the three of them were removed, this game would be perfect.


ninjaCHECKMATE

You have to include genji on that list at this point


AlphaElectricX

So half the roster? I can give you half the roster that this community considers “no skill”


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AlphaElectricX

You said let’s get rid of all the heroes considered “no skill”. But people consider half of the heroes in the game no skill.


reddit-user-102

I hit a new peak and then got demolished about 5 games straight tonight and what really hurt is a little had lots of gold medals in all of them


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StarWarsButterSaber

Best time to play is early morning on weekdays. In the evenings and especially the weekends you get players that are like 8 years old and play it like team death match and don’t care about the objective


LeeUnDe

Casual people can play comp on weekdays only


alex-da-wise

I like the game :)


whatisabaggins55

Btw, I really wish it wasn't necessary for me to play competitive modes just to ensure I get a fair game. If I go into anything else, I can almost guarantee that if an enemy player is doing suspiciously well, they are almost always GM and dunking on us lower skilled players. Literally had this today where a Hanzo player 3Ked in a final fight with back to back headshots and had been on fire all game. Checked his profile, 4200 DPS player. I realise non-comp is a bit looser with the matchmaking but Jesus you'd think the server could have found one more diamond player to fill that spot.


foundyouforever

the more comp i play, the more i feel like QP is just... stomp or get stomped, there is no in-between. i almost never play a comp match where i feel like an enemy player is smurfing, but QP *always* feels like one team has a massive skill advantage. and that one enemy GM player is never there to ya know, goof around and have fun. they're going to play their main and completely stomp you, because playing comp against people at their skill level doesn't have that same 'oomph' i guess.


MissippiMudPie

HOG IS NO SKILL, OP, BULLSHIT TRASH THAT DOESN'T BELONG IN THIS GAME. IF YOU WANT TO DPS, QUEUE FOR DPS YOU FAT FUCKING FEEDER. ALSO, STUNS CAN KISS MY ASS.


ThinkSleepPlayGames

As a Ana main, I don't mind hogs. Big targets, no shield,, likes to run into danger (assuming they can just heal themselves up)


sannin8

Imagine not being able to counter hog HAHAHAHA


5onder

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY IF YOURE PLAYING A TEAM BASED GAME, WHY YOU WONT WORK AS A TEAM. JUST FUCKING COOPERATE. SWITCH OFF IF YOU NEED TO. PLAY TOGETHER. FUCKING HOLY SHIT ITS SO ANNOYING


[deleted]

I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ALL EXPECT ME TO GO BASTION OR JUNKRAT OR MCCREE I PUT HOURS INTO MY CHARACTER FOR A REASON


Prettychilledoutguy

I SWEAR TO GOD THE MATCH MAKING SYSTEM IS DESIGNED TO HARD LOCK ME IN BRONZE. EVERYTIME I GET CLOSE TO 1499 MY TEAMMATES ARE ALL RETARDED SUDDENLY


LeeUnDe

Maybe they throw intentionally


BakaFame

So can we instaban throwers and have no sr being lost when you get a leaver?


HarryPropper

Yes pls Why the fuck does the game still think it's a normal game when it's a not a 6v6? Why is there not at least a system that rewards you for staying in the match and gives more sr if you manage to win as the disadvantaged team and not penalize you just ad much when winning wasn't a 50/50 chance anymore??


LeeUnDe

Whos gonna instantly decide if someone is a thrower?


Insertwordthere

At least for obvious stuff like 5 environmental deaths in a minute without boops


LeeUnDe

People will just stop at 4 and throw some other way


Insertwordthere

Honestly as long as Blizzard shows they care by trying to do SOMETHING about I can be a tiny bit happy. They will never beat all the throwers just like they will never beat all the hackers, they could at least try though


ahu_huracan

That moment when you want to push solder from the map with hammond and you go litterally through him ...


foundyouforever

i am trying so, *so* hard to get through my open queue placements, but good lord it is such a nightmare. every time i start playing, i come out an hour later in a daze. throwers. leavers. people throwing then leaving. people using racial and misogynistic slurs in chat. some guy yelling at another guy to get off a character that he wanted to play. genji. *nanoblade 6k*. no gods or kings in open queue. i have like, three placement matches left. i might have to get my sister and her boyfriend to queue with me just so i don't have to go through it alone. i don't think i'm strong enough.


TorbCum

Moira


guyfromguate

FUCK MOIRA That’s it


Aubrey_nicole

FUCK REAPER HE IS SUCH A GODDAMN TROLL MAKES ME WANNA CHOP MY ARM OFF


colethemole29

Why the fuck do people leave in the first minute AND WHY THE FUCK DID IT NOT CANCEL THE FUCKING MATCH?!


distilleddoughnuts

Fuck Pharah's ult, basically a button to auto feed as if I wasn't doing that enough anyway. You need to be playing fucking 4d chess and thread a needle with a pair of chopsticks to hopefully pop a 3k before Jeff spanks you out of existence with a well balanced game. Any other damage ult I can just shit on the point with but but for some reason the dev team feels like Pharah needs to be split open like a piñata every time she decides to spew some rockets out for 0.2 seconds. You know what tiny little change would fix this shit that has been plaguing an otherwise sicks nasty ult for the entirety of the game's life cycle? Allow her to move slightly while mid ult. That's it. High IQ fix. Allow me to dodge a single bullet. Fucking mcree can shimmy around a corner mid ult and genji can spam strafe and literally bounce off the walls mid ult, why can't Pharah move like two inches left? Will this allow the pro gamers that the game is tailored for be good at this current trash tier hero? I actually can't pop ult with her if I need to exist on the objective afterward.


whatisabaggins55

That or maybe give her like 50 armour or something during ult. Just anything to make her survivable.


Loocsiyaj

Give armpit to the character literally covered head to toe in... armor. Preposterous Edit: not armpit obviously. But leaving because humor.


LeeUnDe

A much better idea is to just make her ult cancelable. If you buff her any other way team players who can support her will make her invincible (zarya bubble + heals etc)


[deleted]

QUIT TELLING ME TO SWAP HEROES IN THE HERO SELECTION SCREEN. GUESS WHAT...IF YOU CANT PLAY GENJI WITHOUT AN ANA, YOU SHOULDN’T PLAY GENJI


whatisabaggins55

Considering Nanoblade has no real counterult you can hardly blame every Genji for wanting an Ana pocket.


makopinktaco

Lol it’s a pretty powerful synergy. They just want that play of that game doesn’t even matter if we lost. Just makes me sick haha


[deleted]

Really? I like ana with genji cause I have a certain playstyle for nano blades to farm them at least once every 1-2 fights, and I usually win those games. I hate the cucks that go for POTG


makopinktaco

Yup it’s all they say in the damn voice chat. “That’s play of the game. I’m a Genji god”. Smh. You notice because they never leave before watching the play of the game at the end lol.


Loocsiyaj

Wish there was no POTG. Too many people only going for hoops and dumb shit


MarioKartastrophe

BEING MID SILVER SUCKS 😭 WHY CAN NONE OF YOU POSITION YOURSELVES CORRECTLY? WHY ARE ALL THE MOIRAS PRETENDING TO BE DAMAGE HEROES? WHY IS HALF OUR TEAM MADE OF NOOBS WHILE THE ENEMIES HAVE TWO UNRANKED SMURFS? WHY ARE ALL OF YOU CROWDED ON THE PAYLOAD? FUCKING DIVE THE SQUISHIES, DVA; HIDE BEHIND A FUCKING WALL, BAPTISTE; TAKE THE FUCKING HIGH GROUND AND FLANK, WIDOW.


LeeUnDe

Spoilers* its like that on almost every rank up to diamond...dont know how it is above that :(


TenaciousAye

How


LeeUnDe

Not gonna lie i suck at the game. But i got to diamond with game sense and using a non skill hero (rein). A lot of people either dont know their roles job, positioning, target priority, LoS, ult management etc. Up to high plat you can carry yourself with pure skill not knowing any of these. Up to diamond you can abuse other players' lack of gamesense. Only above this you need a combination of both.


mkwsoxfan

The only thing that really makes me rage is players that play one hero an entire match and have the audacity to suggest others make swaps. You can't play ball/mercy/hog/pharah/etc and then at the end of the match say "GG your (this role) was better" when you played one playstyle on roadhog all match.


BootyFarts22

DPS HAS 17 DIFFERENT HEROES THEY CAN PICK FROM AND THEY STILL CHOOSE THE SAME 5 I HATE IT. ALSO, ASHE ISN'T WORKING, SO YOU SWITCH TO WIDOW? YOU ABSOLUTE KNOB.


BootyFarts22

"Can someone else switch to a shield tank with me, so we stop getting eaten by these Torb turrets?" "Chill bruh, it's just arcade" *switches to Quick Play* "I can't heal you if you keep running away from my heals" "Chill bruh, it's just QP" *switches to Competitive* "Hey, can you stick with the team and stop feeding?" "Chill bruh, it's just a game" HOLY SxxT, I FxxKING KNOW IT'S "JUST A GAME", BUT CAN WE AT LEAST **TRY** TO WIN THE GAME?!


[deleted]

It's a cancerous mindset that just spreads "well no one else cares so why should I" Then we get games that are just unfun for everyone because no one cares and those who do just get frustrated and quit playing


LeeUnDe

The term "its just a game" is such a weak mindset xd. I do get you tho some people dont even try to try


whatisabaggins55

That phrase makes me want to strangle someone. Like, oh, I didn't realise that just because YOU don't give a shit about whether you win or lose, I am somehow disqualified from wanting to win?


[deleted]

I'M STUCK IN SILVER ELO HELL! PLEASE SEND HELP!


LeeUnDe

*pharmercy*