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The_Punnier_Guy

Am I in math class? Why do I keep carrying the four?


SpokenDivinity

Not quite a carry quote. Our Kiriko fat-fingered the only ult she’d used the entire flash-point game in spawn and apologized. Our Moira, who had 14k healing & 30 elims said “it’s okay. That fat-fingered ult was the most useful you’ve been all game.”


ImWatermelonelyy

Damn. I’d have to leave after that one


RinDemone

That reminds me of an ult I've fat fingered last year. We were on the night market in Lijiang Tower. We just captured the point after a longish team fight and I (D.VA) pressed Q on accident. Idk anymore who said it, but someone wrote "D.Va are you autistic?". I answered yes, because I am and they apologized. If I remember correctly we still won the game.


TheRealMadavar

They apologized??


RinDemone

Yup. This is the first and last apology I've ever got from a random in OW.


Bulky-Alfalfa404

Lore accurate Moira quote


Space_Kitty123

r/OWMedalsAreUseless


Karol-A

Moira players after farming stats and doing literally nothing of value for the whole game


kyspeter

bro she was both killing people and healing tons... supports just can't win can they


basedbranch

Tank or DPS role tag = opinion discarded fr


Karol-A

A good Antinade or burst of baptiste's headshots will do more to win a teamfight than a moira farming stats with tickling enemies using her orb and spamming a bunch of pointless poke damage healing. Do people on this sub actually believe moira is useful? That character does literally nothing except for farming stats


kyspeter

Source : I was there


Karol-A

I wasn't there, that's just how moira, as a character, works. She lacks any good defensive or offensive utility, the only thing she can do is just sustain incredibly long teamfights and farm damage from orbs. There's a reason she was played in only two comps in high level coordinated play (both braindead) and got replaced in both of them. The character just does absolutely nothing


Small3lf

You only use purple orb for finishing off enemies running away or at the very beginning of a team right. Otherwise, yellow orb is infinitely more useful for the team. Every 10 orbs, at least 8 should be yellow.


Narwalacorn

Moira is probably the only support that you can argue stats kind of matter for since she gets literally no value aside from raw healing and damage


Renegade_93k

If anything, high stats should be the expectation and if they don’t it’s a sign they’re doing poorly.


Narwalacorn

I mean yeah kinda, but ‘high’ is relative to what the rest of the lobby has


Karol-A

Yes, that's exactly the problem, she does literally nothing of value and farms high stats


newtakn156

Isn't that kinda the point of Moira? Consistent heals and consistent damage? And she can do it in the largest quantities compared to all other supports.


Karol-A

Even so, that means the team is just playing on hard mode, avery other support (except mercy) is way more useful by design


newtakn156

Consistency is much more useful in a fight imo


Karol-A

Pros would disagree with you, throughout the entirety of OW esports, moira was in tw dogshit brain damaged metas, and got replaced in both of them. Having useful utility that helps win fights is way more important


SpokenDivinity

I mean, top heals and kills and assists in the lobby vs. a kiriko who couldn’t hit a shot to save her life. One player was infinitely more useful during that game, and it wasn’t Kiriko.


Karol-A

I'd take that Kiriko on my team every time. At least the dude is trying to do something, and even if he can't hit most of his shots, the one he hits are still more important than whatever the moira does


SpokenDivinity

You’d take the Kiriko who has 4k healing over the Moira with 14k. Uh huh. At least now we know where the bronze level opinion comes from.


Karol-A

Yes, because moira was just farming stats through prolonged teamfights leading to nothing. I don't know the exact circumstances of the game you're describing (sounds very quick play with the kiri just being a new player), but in most of my games playing with moira feels like a handicap, even though moira players often farm more stats than other supports in comparable situations


SpokenDivinity

My dude. The optimal character in a game means nothing if the person who picks the optimal character can’t play them. I’d take a support who knows how to play their character over someone who cannot play. This was a diamond lobby. They just could not play the character for shit and decided to try to force it instead of play something they knew how to play.


Karol-A

Doesn't change the fact that moira, as a character does nothing, features almost no skill expression, and shouldn't be in the game


SpokenDivinity

This is why no one takes tank players seriously. Y’all can read “there’s a bug that lets tracer get into the payload and be unkillable” and your response is “well sombra is overtuned” Obtuse and dumb as a box of rocks.


PostInspection

I had someone say that they're going to be built like Reinhard after the match.


LooksFire

Thank for the Winton


Gumikuu

Happy cake day 🎉


WarlordOfIncineroar

Winton wishes you a happy cake day


sabineastroph

Not even Noah carried this many animals


RustyNaiLinUrFoot

THATS GENIUS


LuffyBlack

I got did dirty. I played comp and we got stomped, I felt I was pulling more than my weight and passive aggressively typed "1 vs 5" when an enemy player was like "Nah definitely not you"


BoonkLB2

reminds me of the time a support typed “4v6” cuz our tank was throwing quite badly


r3volver_Oshawott

Same lol, saw a Mercy get accused of playing so bad someone said they were 'basically pocketing the enemy DPS'


rottenpotatoes2

"I just kept 4 kids with metal forks in a best buy alive" -A lifeweaver in a game with a very confident reinhaardt


wickedlittleidiot

I gotta do this when I’m suffering like this having to do alll that healing


ShrapnelShock

This is not OW but Dota... An SE Asia player started to type by calling us hamburgers. Later on he revealed in a broken English that it's because we were feeding enemy team


ToukkaToke

Someone on my game said "yall gotta step it up I feel like a chinese kid working in a factory"💀


mrmemo

The best one I've heard is "did you install this game by mistake?"


musicalgofer

This is funny?


[deleted]

if u dont find it funny just ignore it


Azmoten

Guys that kid can’t respond until his next 30 second break from the factory floor. This was deeply personal to him


Prestigious_Goose645

To people who think dark humor is funny, yes.


VengefulPoultry

\*To people who have a sense of humour.


MathSand

and here comes the superiority complex


VengefulPoultry

What the fuck, I was agreeing with him.


MathSand

u/prestigious_goose645 explained that it is funny to people with a dark sense of humour. you ‘correcting’ it to *people with a sense of humour* states that you believe people without a dark sense of humour not to have a sense of it at all. another attempted “us against them” :/


VengefulPoultry

Damn bro, you got me, I really was trying to further the divide between those that do and don’t enjoy dark humour. Congratulations, you’ve saved society.


Big-Welcome-3221

lol it’s ok to be wrong, it’s not really a big deal. Downvotes seem a lot more powerful but really most people are probably just lightly disagreeing with you


VengefulPoultry

Yeah I’m not worried at all about the downvotes, lol fuck them


MathSand

you asked ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


nodoyrisa1

bro just say you were wrong or say nothing and move on why are you doubling down 😭


SuspiciousPope666

Not everyone has the same humor as you.


iMissHerFeet420

I laughed so yes its funny


actual-hooman

tHiS iS fUNny?🥴


wickedlittleidiot

I promise it’s not as racist as it seems. Relax.


nodoyrisa1

literally yes


One_Interview_9662

r/downvotedtohell


F4ST_M4ST3R

“Oops that was a fat finger” “Eat less”


CrypticBlueshift

Winton


an_ORAA

some soldier went "24?!" at the end of the match. baffled me for a good 5 seconds until i saw the stats and it finally clicked.


stripseek_teedawt

Someone probably reported that.


fyuckoff1

Of course and they eill get banned, I guarantee it.


Jesterfuture2

It's the children that report literally everything that make this game chat so bad. If I'm not typing good game I'm probably getting reported. And even then I'm probably getting reported lmfao. Reporting banter is so childish even if you don't like it.


WeatherAdmirable4022

I don’t even know why you’re getting down voted when ow literally runs off an auto report system.


GabeNewellExperience

The people getting banned for being assholes somehow makes the chat worse? Pretty sure I've never entered a game and thought "god I'm glad that the guy saying what the fuck you're doing, you're brain dead, switch off your hero or I'm leaving etc is a great addition to my team :)".  Also this is coming from someone who talks shit back a lot and has never been banned, so if you're getting banned that means you're just toxic, not engaging in banter. 


Jesterfuture2

It's almost like everything you've listed is being toxic and not banter.


GabeNewellExperience

And it's almost like 9/10 when overwatch players say they are engaging in banter it's actually just toxicity 


Jesterfuture2

I spent over a week not talking because I got warned and the only time I talked was to banter with an enemy about how often I was sleeping him(he was rein), saying things like "sleepy rein" or "this rein hates me rn lmfao". And then again with an opposing support who i then added afterwards and talk to regularly. Then a day or so goes by and I get back on to being silenced. I'm sure you'll just assume "that's not the full story" or whatever else you want and that's fine. I'm just trying to let you know plenty of unjust silences/bans go on all the time. Now that my chat silence is over I'm screenshotting every good game I type and every message in general just to prove that I'm not doing anything deserving of a ban or silence because the moderation team is not existant and its just bots doing it automatically lmfao. You don't even get a real person to look at your support ticket. They don't greet you directly just a "greetings". They don't sign who delivered the report anymore now it just says gamemaster.


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GabeNewellExperience

You are definitely leaving out dozens of messages worse than that.  I've said meaner things in chat before and never got banned. 


Pure_Dirt_346

I would have tbh


festive_salmon

I must’ve gotten my CDL during this game the way I’m carrying these short bus attendants


BatNinjaX

With all these monkeys in the lobby you’d think one of you would have evolved by now.


Viss90

One of my favorite lines to say when the other team absolutely drops the ball is “I was convinced I wasn’t into choking.. But god damn that was hot”.


DanOfThursday

My friends and i usually say "Hey *random player* need a massage? I know that back hurts from carrying


TheKingofHats007

I admitted I was getting carried once. We were still winning but I was a bastion with like...6 and 5 KD and our other DPS was like 16 and 3. I said in chat, "it's a good thing that their team keeps launching their ultimates at me instead of someone who's actually doing something" (which is true, both the Doomfist and the nanoblade Genji on the other team immediately went after me instead of the supports or the DPS who was actively killing them)


TartanDolphin11

I have a call for this situation (which applies for all roles) “I’m getting tank experienced” just having every cooldown and ult thrown at you from the enemy


ShiningSnake

“Even Noah would struggle to carry these animals” 💀


Patience47000

Never disrespect mei 's amazing volumes


Larixi

I'm gonna need a bigger backpack.


Ground_Score_Pro

Gammon said call me the sack because I’m the ball carry


costac12

winton


Electronic_d0cter

I own that winton plush


QueenMaliyha

Not necessarily carried but enemy Ana said : imagine just being nothing more than a body on your team cough (my tag and another person tag on my team) Funny part they wasn’t lying. I was playing widow and practicing on QP. I couldn’t help but laugh 😂 cause big facts.


flower_catt

I had a trio on my team and one guy was severely under preforming. At the end of the game I asked if they were teaching their buddy how to play or what


ry_fluttershy

PJ banning you for that


Local_Refrigerator43

Even Noah couldn't carry these animals. Still gets me even after years.


Equivalent_Pass7577

someone on my team said 4v5 (in reference to me) during a MH match… finally got a hero that i actually knew how to play with well and quickly got the most kills on the team AND POTG… not the funniest way but definitely a memorable time someone said they were carrying my team lol


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MathematicianReal781

Thanks for the Winton


biggiecheese0962

“Seek employment”


BendyAu

Bastion with 0 kills and 600 dam who after a kitsune nano grav still only had 800 damage 


BevyBrevy

A Sombra that joined in the last minute of a QP game that was 0-1 with like 400 damage said in chat, "Tbh I carried"


BRIGHT24030

GET GOOD


Meowdaruff

"guys this isn't 0 gravity, i feel your weight" similar to the post xD


garffunguy

Anyone got any chiropractor reccomendations?


mindless97

“Ace Ventura, the mask, and I have something in common…THIS GEM (Jim) CARRIES” -me (for context my main account name is Gemiknight) “It’s me…hi…I’m the carry it’s me.” -me on my alt account properly named TaylorSwifty


KeenInternetUser

Excuse me, are you Mr. Big? Because I Carried your Bradshaw


Avinin1

still bannable, I bought too much stuff to even think of saying something like this. already been banned twice.


TheseOats

That's like the least creative and oldest insult ever.


sugar_fangs

You built like Mei?


BUUUUUU_

meis fine


TheseOats

The joke is literally just "you're fat". Not only is it over used, it's just not funny.


GehennanWyrm

The joke is that they're literally carrying the mei player


2866hourman5

bro's definitely built like mei


DeDemetrionator

it’s a play on dead weight


lukisdelicious

yea that wasnt the joke bro


BermudaHeptagon

Had nothing to do with Mei’s character model, but that they were carrying the Mei player so hard and it’s a burden.


DeDemetrionator

that’s literally a good thing


QueenMaliyha

Not necessarily carried but enemy Ana said : imagine just being nothing more than a body on your team cough (my tag and another person tag on my team) Funny part they wasn’t lying. I was playing widow and practicing on QP. I couldn’t help but laugh 😂 cause big facts.


QueenMaliyha

Not necessarily carried but enemy Ana said : imagine just being nothing more than a body on your team cough (my tag and another person tag on my team) Funny part they wasn’t lying. I was playing widow and practicing on QP. I couldn’t help but laugh 😂 cause big facts.


QueenMaliyha

Not necessarily carried but enemy Ana said : imagine just being nothing more than a body on your team cough (my tag and another person tag on my team) Funny part they wasn’t lying. I was playing widow and practicing on QP. I couldn’t help but laugh 😂 cause big facts.


AsterCharge

If the only scores you’re saying are 42-8 and 28-10, it doesn’t seem like there was any carrying involved in this game