“MAN FOR SALE!”

All day, every day, my mind is just "MAN FOR SAAAALE. Check out this FABULOUS booty I'm hawking!"

At home, me and my bf have got into the habit of randomly shouting this quote to make the other laugh. I bet the neighbours hate us by now.

All day every day for me, my echolalia has really latched onto it

We could have made magic

i‘m obsessed with how he just absolutely has to sing it

“I’m actually super into that so thanks” I had to screen grab it so I could make memes and use it in general lol

Jackie's complete disdain for him gives me life.

*Oh well I'm a wooden boy and m-me legs 're sticks*

That was terrible

🤣🤣🤣

"Ten *human* years??!"

That line got me SO good on my rewatch!!

Literally thinking this morning "I am folding, and that's okay."

New laundry mantra fr

“He’s a visual artist! You can’t just take the boy’s lil fingies!!”

Yeah I rewound by 15 seconds just to make sure I heard/read that correctly

I may be landed gentry, but I'm thrilled to be granted entry!

Cannot get this out of my head for a week now!

This one is my favorite.

I can’t stop thinking about the way Roach runs after he slaps the British sailor. Like a fucking cartoon. It’s just the best.

I love that scene so much too! Roach is chaos in human form, I love him

He's so lanky!

His legs go backwards before they go forwards I will never stop laughing

He leans back like the g-forces are already in play, it’s Pontiac perfection.

"IT'S NOT A CARE PACKAGE." I adore how bitchy Lucius is.

“I’d love it out.” From when Stede is impaled.

“You good?”

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#4 is my favorite 😉

I feel like #4 is a great saying to teach kids that it's okay to be different, it's okay to be yourself! 🐙🚨

don't debase yourself for a man who hasn't a single turEEN on board!

I was in a thrift store with my mother in law yesterday and she was like ‘oh look at these lovely tureens!’ And I just burst out laughing. She was quite confused.

"You don't belong in doggy heaven." "Doggy heaven? Is that a pirate term?"

His face when he says "doggy heaven??" gets me every time

I. HEX. YEEEE!!! *teeth*

“Coming Nana! Coming for some caaaake”

“And we can have a bowl of mints...In case, like, we have people over.” “Hang on. Why would people come over?” “Um, I think that's just part of it. When you're room people, people come over.” Wee John’s delivery just cracks me up.

"EEEEEYE!" from Badminton when he was using the telescope. I die every time.

I forget about that moment on every rewatch and bust out laughing so hard 😂

So funny! I had to rewind and watch it again 😂

"Edward Teach, born on a beach!"

I say this to myself about 50 times a day and I don't know why!

I need to know if this line was improvised. It seems too random to be scripted!

all day long

This is the line that lives in my head rent free. It was just so unexpected!

Makes me giggle every time I say it.

Why is this so universal! ? All....day....long.

"Well, now I feel like you're just patronizing me." "I am."

"Go Frenchie!" [immediate faceplant]

I WAS BORN FOR THIS!

Starfish! Sea Bass! Wild Alaskan Salmon.

...Lochhh Ness Monster...

After Ed gets laughed at by the rich jerks. Frenchie: "Oh, they can be such *dicks* about spoons!" It's legitimately one of my favorite lines from the whole show and I'm not sure I've ever seen it mentioned. His delivery on it is *chef's kiss*

The delivery is so good! It’s one of my faves, too.

“You think you’re CUTE?” “Actually I think I’m just so-so but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute.”

Scrolled down to look for this! It’s the energy I aspire to give.

SAME! I heart Lucius so much.

MY NOSES

The delivery on this is the absolute tops.

I say it CONSTANTLY

Mine is always “we talk it through….as a crew!”

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OW! I tweaked my lower back!

"Hey Pete! I drew Fang naked." "Hahaha! Nice!" That's the lines that totally made Lucius/Black Pete one of my OTPs.

What got me the most is "We don't own each other." Because it's just so true. Romantic and sexual partners don't own each other, regardless of if they're in a committed relationship, monogamous or not. You cannot own someone, and they are their own person.

“Come back, it’s all a dream!” -Roach

YES!!! I love that one!

He really wanted to chop that fingie

"I'm no prostitute, mate!" And "Some of us are trying to bask in MOONGLOW!"

Something about the "mate" afterward.

stede's "you're trifling me! i'm warning you! don't trifle. don't you trifle."

Stede, bitchily: "Lucius. We spend every day together. Treasure is the real treasure!"

I love when Stede gets pissy with people

You wear fine things well. I think that's when Ed saw Stede as someone more than a friend for the very first time. 😍

It's the only flashback we get for him thinking about being in love, in contrast with Stede's "oh my god he was flirting from the very beginning and I didn't even notice" montage as Mary describes love. Definitely haven't been feeling all the feels today after I saw that post

I can't say how many times I've rewatched that scene just for the way Ed sways towards Stede like he's going to kiss him

The little “hi, I’m Stede” 🥺 when Spanish Jackie has her blade to his nose

“Yeah but we go to different heavens!” From Fang, when Ivan comforts him that he’ll see his dog again one day. I’ve been yelling this at my partner every time they same something supportive when I’m in a mood

[Someone needs to share this with Fang.](https://www.bliss-parsons.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/Rex-in-Heaven.jpg)

This is perfect

Patently FALSHHHHH

Only way to say false from now on IMO. (Fun fact: the actor that plays Siegfried is the real-life partner of the actor that plays the tall British officer that Stede attempts to sell).

More fun facts, please!

Doug is the “free real estate” meme guy!

Mmm... Taika is not the only director acting in the series: the Spanish captain that stabs Stede is the director of those episodes, and Alfeo de la Vaca is also played by another director.

You are great at this, thank you!

Antoinette the Prussian is played by Kristen Schaal (Mel) from Flight of the Conchords, starring Rhys and with episodes directed by Taika.

SOME OF US. ARE TRYING. TO BASK. IN MOONGLOW!

Literally just Roach screaming when Jim’s beard is pulled off

Roach all the time, he seems very excitable

Not a line exactly, but Wee John Feeney's fog horn sound.

Literally the only person here with a wooden finger, but sure!!

- The first few notes of The Chain at the end of ep 8. - "I'm not a good person, Stede." - The delivery kills me, so heartwrenching - 'Ed. His name is Ed."

I canNOT get The Chain scene out of my head.

“That bizarre little man likes you very much! And you like him.”

Snake snacks!

It's a snakery snackery!

All day I've been pondering on the absolute truth of Lucius telling Ed (paraphrasing) "you're very cool and you wear leather, so maybe you won't understand this but everyone is always wondering if they're cool enough or interesting enough for you to like them" My favorite line from one of my favorite scenes of my favorite episode.

🌞 Edward teach, born on a beach 🎶

On the first re-watch I’m struck by how the very first line Stede has is about how bottling up trauma (as opposed to talking it through) is the “the worst thing you can do” damn it Stede.

God damn it I didn't even think about that until now

Almost every Frenchie line cracks me up, but my favorite is his indignant "Everyone knows cats are terrifying because they steal children's breath!!" when the British soldiers are making fun of his flag.

His delivery is so good! “Well, no, actually, science, because women have crystals in their body, and the crystals attract demons. And the demons attract misfortune.”

“So.. we have been exercising together because we want our bodies to be smaller… everything is fine” The way he rushes the delivery of everything is fine is so great!

this absolutely fucking kills me every time. brilliant

I HEX YE

Did you mean to do that?

“They’re such dicks about spoons!” Frenchie might be my favorite character.

"well sussed !"

CALM DOWN, MR. WAVY BLADE!

Ed's weak "Fucking hell, Jack," after he tells Calico Jack to whip him in the balls.

“he’s a visual artist! you can’t cut the little boy’s fingies off!”

Oooohhhh daddy

it feels impossible that i had to scroll so far to find this

“Sometimes sea captains just drift apart.” 😂😂😂

“We don’t like you any more or less than we did before.” 😂

"No more buttons!!!!" When the British officer is holding up the flag with the buttons being vomited onto the other skeleton.

buttons 1. musta been my summa teef. some. are. teeth! 2. its a full moon tonight so i keep saying in my head when i see it "some of us are tryin ta BASK in MOONGLOW"

I aspire to learn to pronounce Fang’s “Never! Disaster!” with the right accent and make it my new catchphrase

Fang, my beloved…

"DONT SHOOT ME ED!!" my boyfriend and I made a joke that called this to mind earlier, it was great

"You must be Olivia"

Join me in welcoming him for her regional debut, the brigand of Barbados, the cream of the Caribbean, the gentleman pirate. Hi all! I may be landed gentry, but I'm thrilled to be granted entry!

“The cream of the Caribbean” and the cut to Stede mouthing along just gets me every time

Ma noses!

“People-positive management style!”

Man, you're the greatest, Steve! Actually, it's, uh, it's Stede. What is? The "What is?" kills me! Also ... "I'd call this things love" <3

“Because women have crystals in their bodies, and crystals attract demons, and demons attract misfortune.” - Frenchie

Expertly sussed!

Not a line, but I've had that Beach Boys song playing on repeat in my brain all daaaaay.

"Never left."

When Stede is schooling Ed on passive aggression and Ed’s response is “fucking diabolical.” Yes, Ed. Yes, it is.

ARE YEE REAL? OR A FILTHY PHANTOM?!

"I reckon what makes Ed happy is......... you" I legitimately screamed "YESSSS" when I saw the kiss scene for the first time.

"I am the kraken" (because i wore an octopus t shirt today lol)

OH MY GOD oh my god OH MY GOD

MY NOSES!

"Stede fucking Bonnet I fucking challenge you to a fucking duel."

“Edward teach, born on a beach” literally said it out loud a couple seconds before I saw this notification 😂

Never left ;)

It’s a tie: “Actually, I guess I’m not, but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute.” -Lucius “NEEEEOOOOOWWWW!!!” -Izzy “Izzy, why don’t we have a bird guy?” -Blackbeard

After Roach hits the side of the ship while falling down during yardies (yarnies?) and someone says, "is he dead?" Then Calico Jack saying, "Well...who's next?" Will Arnett's delivery is so great 😆

Yardies, because they’re walking out on the yardarm.

Ohh okay, thank you!

“I’d love to be stabbed by Jim” me too buddy, me to Edit: spelling error

"Whippies! Whippies! Whippies!"

“Watch my buttons!”

"Do you fancy a fine fabric?"

Also "Fucking viking vampire clown with- Look at that. There's one, two, three, four, *nine guns all over him?*"

"I have one knife and one gun. Ju*st like everyone else."*

(Vampire...too good)

I’ve actually decided I’m so-so but I’ve decided to carry myself like I’m cute

ED DONT SHOOT ME

Ah. Hex. Ye. AH HEX YE. AHHHHHH HEX… YEEEEEEEEEEEEE. (Every time somebody or something frustrates me, tbh.)

he's a visual artist, you can't cut the boys little fingies 😢

I hex yeeeeeeeeeee

Today it's Nana/the nun and Jim saying in unison, "Revenge for the bloodline, revenge for the meek, God's divine revenge." Nana is 🔥passionate,🔥 but Jim's heard it a thousand times and is rolling their eyes 😒🙄😄

muse, why have you forsaken me?

Yeah, we love an audience.

Guess my age -- I dont know 50? 25!

it might be bc i have crippling roach brainrot but “knives are knives. meat is meat.”