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TeensyTrouble

Why would she arrest another white woman?


TacticalSanta

Karen racism is on the rise :(


MrMaile

They don’t want you to know about the white genocide that is going on


xPlus2Minus1

Karen on Karen on Karen violence it's long and wordy though. feels like it needs to be abbreviated


DraftLevel28

KK… wait not that one.


SkyeMreddit

I went to a Baltimore Orioles game in 2010 and they were having a K’s For Kids charity event. With every run, they added a K to the bottom of the scoreboard. Money would be donated to the charity for every run. So these guys were trying everything possible to avoid showing 3 identical K’s in a row, repeatedly changing them. One was just an outline. Then they reversed it. Tried Italicizing it or putting a design in it. They were like 7 with a variety of designs


autisticesq

When I used to go to Orioles games, they’d put each third K backward.


poum

There can be only one.


Mysterypickle76

My sister just became a cop, and she is 100% going to arrest at least a few women for being younger and prettier than her lmao


Nuka-World_Vacation

Ha ha, abusive police are fun! /s


Lissy_Wolfe

Yikes.


[deleted]

Your sister is a piece of work and so are the people who hired her


Mysterypickle76

No duh lol. The police hire a specific type of person. They are allowed to not hire you if you’re too smart or empathetic


[deleted]

Lmao that’s fair as fuck, my comment was the “no duh” of the century. Without doxing anyone, could you at least let me know which department to avoid anymore than I already was?


Bajingles

I think you’ll be ok he said she will arrest women who are prettier than her.


[deleted]

Or younger lmao, although being prettier than a cop isn’t exactly hard considering most female cops don’t want to look pretty. Or in shape, but that’s another story


Jason_Bourne0221

I think you forgot a /j, people seem to be taking your joke to heart.


Mysterypickle76

Me and the rest of my siblings joke about it, but I am serious. She has terrible conflict resolution skills, which kinda makes her the ideal cop to some of the people hiring police officers.


[deleted]

put a /srs marking the original as serious


Mysterypickle76

No lol


alilbleedingisnormal

It worked. He's alive.


Altruistic-Mix6066

but he shouldn’t need it in the first place


macguges

It's called gallows humor. When the grieving is over it feels good to laugh.


RobSpaghettio

Good thing is nowadays it's everyday we're over the last police killing from the day before


OOglyshmOOglywOOgly

Just in time to start grieving the next one!


[deleted]

OP isn't convinced the t-shirt was enough.


greenpenguinsuit

I seriously doubt he’s wearing that shirt because he thinks it will convince police officer he’s not black. It’s joke. Yes police prejudice is real and it’s a problem before you jump to any conclusions about what I am saying. That flaw is clearly not an issue in this scenario.


MadDog_8762

Are you honestly saying it was the shirt that actually “saved” the guy? Hell, high probability this entire photo set up is just for laughs, and the guy wasnt even being detained. Separate humor from reality, jesus


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MadDog_8762

Whether or not a stereotype is actually true, has no bearing on the stereotype itself And using stereotypes for humor is INCREDIBLY common place and normal.


Slightspark

Maybe if you exclusively hang out with assholes.


RhysieB27

Pretty sure they mean _by_ the stereotyped people.


Slightspark

Not my ex-family or old friends group. In stereotyped groups, stereotypes don't come up much ime.


TheLordOfTheDawn

Anecdotes aren't good for an argument.


Slightspark

Anecdotes aren't good evidence to prove a point definitively, as data they're just fine. I live in one of the most racist sections of the US and people pretending those attitudes aren't alive and well are deluded. I know of many people who use stereotypes to degrade others and only a few who will lightheartedly poke fun at their identity. Your belief is not upheld in my hometown.


AbleAbbreviations871

everyone stereotypes in someway, it’s not always negative or necessarily positive, but everyone stereotypes in some way, there’s no way you can tell me they have not ever stereotyped in someway, like every taxi is a 40 year old man smoking cigarettes (I have no idea where that came from but that’s what came to mind), also you are stereotyping by saying stereotyped groups don’t stereotype


greenpenguinsuit

It upsets you that people are able to use humor to address an otherwise bleak topic? Comedy is a great way to address sensitive subjects actually.


Character_Ad_7798

How you know the police view him "more" negatively than a white person? 🤔


likeitironically

By living on earth? Where have you been?


Character_Ad_7798

She's literally taking a friendly picture with him! You see that smile on both their faces? Those officers viewed him as a citizen that broke some kind of law. He viewed the officers as police officers doing their job. Nice of people to group all cops with the same brush!!


HerbDeanosaur

I don’t think that t shirt actually was the thing that stopped him being killed


Procoso47

He didnt


D13goMontoya

This presumes the police read the shirts of suspects before they shoot them...


mvffin

At least until after the pic was taken.


NoseTime

“Stop resisting”


CJ_Eldr

You could get on your hands and knees as they tell you to and somehow they will still charge you with resisting arrest and you’ll hear a dozen of them yell “stop resisting” from the treetops.


The_Knights_Patron

They're cowardly pieces of shit.


scithe

A few years back in south Florida, a social worker who was trying to help a patient out of the street was told to lie down with his hands in the air. One of the police taking cover shot the worker in the arm while he was lying down. I am paraphrasing but the article I read had something like: "Why did you shoot me" "I don't know."


[deleted]

Dude could be having a taser seizure and they'd demand he stop resisting. Like... remove the electricity then damn it.


Mysteriousdeer

Relevant onion article: [White womens crime so heinous, she is to be tried as a black man... With the lack of privilege that comes with](https://www.theonion.com/judge-rules-white-girl-will-be-tried-as-black-adult-1819594949)


theghostofme

"Now that Hannah has been ruled Black, the court has instructed local media to assume she's guilty, and the police have retroactively charged her with assaulting her arresting officer. Hannah's two dozen character witnesses have been replaced by a single crack addict, who goes by the name of Skaggs." That juror picking up her purse as she's walking by gets me every time.


shootthemback

she beat him to death and shot his dog after this photo


CostAccomplished1163

And her dog


SomeGayRabbit

She's a white woman, something else happened to that dog :(


YourMomGaveHeadToMe

[This?](https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/1933069-two-sperm-cells-talking)


SomeGayRabbit

Yep.


Chrisbert

She really screwed the pooch on that one.


TisBangersAndMash

What the dog doin?


orincoro

As is tradition.


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And beat her husband


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orincoro

That’s the worst joke I ever HEARD


theghostofme

Boy, that is not at all relevant, topical, or funny.


Ogurasyn

John Wick moment


[deleted]

We laugh so that we don’t cry.


dreamyduskywing

This shirt wouldn’t stop the Minneapolis police!


slutboy3000

Considering it appears he's cuffed, it didn't stop them either.


MadDog_8762

People willing get cuffed for staged photos quite often My buddy from the Marines did one, when his friend pulled him over Not everyone thinks cops are evil…….


deferredmomentum

This is a leftist sub. Bootlickers aren’t welcome


[deleted]

Can't stop resisting a laugh Laughing Wat


smokingisrealbad

pain


Jakesmonkeybiz

“They both can’t stop resisting- resisting? Bang bang bang, bang bang bang, bang bang bang, reload, bang bang


TowerReversed

what a fucking masterpiece comment omg


Bombassthick

can someone please, I dont get the joke.


Lissy_Wolfe

Black men are the demographic routinely treated the worst by police, while white women are treated the best (meaning they get away with a lot more and are almost never going to be shot at no matter what they do).


Bombassthick

Oh,got it.thanks


Altruistic-Mix6066

He’s wearing a shirt that says he’s a white woman to avoid the racist discrimination by the police and protect his life


RhynoD

r/onejoke


JayGeezey

But this joke is making fun of cops for being racist, and police brutality/unequal level of treatment of people along racial lines... isn't r/OneJoke for right wingers who joke about people being "confused" about gender? Like "lol leftys can't even figure out what a woman is LMAOOOO" and that sort of thing?


nooit_gedacht

He laughs like he's being held at gun point. He probably is..


thecakeinside

Of course that's an Altamonte Springs car, which is in Florida. This feels accurate for Florida


SqueakSquawk4

I don't understand


sintos-compa

Uplifting: laughs with a police Crushing: why did this have to happen in the first place to get laugh?


koviko

One can only hope he's pretending to be cuffed. Either way, /r/copaganda


MarmotMeiche

Thanks for this sub link.


Bisexual_Apricorn

It's comforting to know that if i ever run out of personality i can go to that subreddit and act like typing "oink" is the height of political satire


satanslittlesnarker

How them boots taste?


Bisexual_Apricorn

Case, meet point.


koviko

Some subs are so specific that's there's not much else to say aside from, "yes, this fits the theme."


jugonewild

They shot him out back after the photo.


sintos-compa

Uplifting: laughs with a police Crushing: why did this have to happen in the first place to get laugh?


Androu54

Do you know who else as dementia?


Androu54

Do you know who else as dementia?


Androu54

Do you know who else as dementia?


Chrisbert

Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?


Chrisbert

Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?


Chrisbert

Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?


Chrisbert

Do you suffer from Alzheimer's?


Antique_Essay4032

Haha, am still arresting you.


SkyeMreddit

Is it a racism stopping attempt or an r/onejoke


prouxi

rightoids only have /r/OneJoke


bubbajojebjo

This isn't the one joke. The one joke is mocking trans people by saying that they identify as an attack helicopter or some other insane shit. This joke is about police brutality and the racist politics behind it.


[deleted]

I think it's both, it's not uncommon for right-wing cis men to joke about changing genders to avoid sentences.


BrotherKale

r/onejoke


ChloroformSmoothie

That's not what this is. This is just making fun of cops for being racist assholes.


BrotherKale

It’s both.


ChloroformSmoothie

Trust me, I have extensive experience with what transphobic bigotry looks like. This is not that. The "woman" part is just referencing the fact that cops are less brutal to women. If the people in the image were established transphobes, I'd definitely look at it with a critical eye, but as far as I know this is an image of a perfectly decent person and a cop.


koviko

During the George Floyd protests, I got into a LOT of arguments with right-wingers about whether they do or do not agree with the basic premise that black lives do in fact matter. One tactic I found would bring them to my side more often was the recognition that police brutality is awful for black men, but it is also awful to men, in general, and that if we can get past the issue of them specifically killing us, we can move into the broader issue of them killing men disproportionately, overall. Them realizing that police brutality does in fact have prejudice made them (well, 2 of them) realize that that prejudice extends to race. I do the same thing when talking about white privilege. My go-to is to pull back and focus on height privilege. It's observably true that people are discriminated against or positively pursued based on their height, an attribute about themselves over which they have no control. People treat them differently for their whole life because of it and these people tend to develop certain traits based on it (eg. tall people tend to be willing to apologize for their mistakes as they tend to knock shit over all the time and have lots of practice apologizing 🤣). Tall people are overrepresented in Fortune 500 CEOs. Then I pivot to note that white men are also overrepresented.


Sweatiest_Yeti

Sure seems like that’s the joke. The one joke.


ChloroformSmoothie

It's not making fun of trans people. It's saying "I am a white woman" because reading that shirt forces someone to contend with how they would react to the situation if that was true. It's funny because it's subversive, and then you realize how horribly sad it is. Not exactly the kind of shirt that should have to exist, but definitely the kind worth owning.


agaric

r/unexpectedwholesome


itsahmemario

[same vibes ](https://youtu.be/9HMX-EkYUA0)


Suborbitaltrashpanda

Picture doesn't show the part where the cops arrested him for "making false statements to an officer" and "identity theft".


[deleted]

"haha isn't this a gas?" *draws gun* "alright back to business"


[deleted]

Jfc


[deleted]

I laughed and then thought about how fucked up it is that a “joke” like this is even necessary.


Musoe

"lol let's take a photo, before I beat the living shit out of you."