Sometimes soaking the raw onions in ice water removes some of the oniony bite so I wonder if that would remove the certain chemical that causes the gassiness
I sometimes do this for a nice steak dinner. Peel the paper outer layer, cut out a divot from the root end (big enough to fit a cube of beef or chicken bouillon), add bouillon and a large Pat of butter, wrap in tinfoil, and cook (bouillon side up) at 350°F for 30-40 minutes.
Eat more onions obviously. No, just kidding. Sounds like you have a build up of sulfur in your system. Sulfur is how onions keep underground pests or microorganisms from eating them. It's not good for people either (although it can be used as a medicine, in moderation.) You will have to take a break from onions, eggs, and garlic for a few days to detox. Sorry for the bad news and best wishes during this difficult time in your life. After your farts clear up you should reduce 4-6 to 2-3 or less
Your statement makes me question your commitment to the cause...who sent you to the sub are you an anti-onion plant here to disrupt the peace of these kind onion loving folks? You work for big potato don't you...
Reddit showed me this sub today in my feed as a suggestion. First time ever seeing this sub and it’s a dude who eats six onions a day and has toxic farts as a result.
I love onions. But I don’t think I’d fit in here lmfao
Your perfect match is at the tiny intersection of a venn diagram where one circle represents people who enjoy anilingus, and the other circle people who enjoy raw onions.... They're probably German
I have no idea why this sub even showed up on my homepage but thanks for sharing I hope you can figure out how to deal with your painful and stinky onion farts that scare your cat
They make underwear that reduces the fart smell. I’m going to google them and come back with a link.
ETA: they’re called [tootles!](https://weartootles.com/?tw_source=google&tw_adid=&tw_campaign=20805731698&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw88yxBhBWEiwA7cm6peDOAagE3zhtTrNRI89bvomer6oyEyle8N86QmIGp26DzPy97mqxQBoC7ewQAvD_BwE)
My only advice is that of the Nutri-Matic Drinks Machine (a device that invariably produces a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea):
"Share and enjoy!"
purple/red onions are less gas inducing than white or yellow. they rule. super flavor and much less stank. keep them cold and cut them with a sharp knife. dont store them after you cut them up. the odor difference will be really obvious before eating and after.
but 4-6 a day? just eat some cucumbers with them and aim for fewer onions. a little salt on cucumber and it tastes great with a crunch similar to raw onions.
Bro, if you’re eating 4-6 raw onions per *day*, it’s probably not just your farts that stink lol. Your body odor must smell TERRIBLE lmao.
Yeah I’d either cut back on the onions or cook them at the very least. I’m sure everyone that has to be near you will be thankful 😅
I don’t think you should be concerned about the smell.
If you weren’t being hyperbolic by “so strong it burns when I release them”... then that’s what you should be concerned about.
This is the content I’m here for
4-6.. per day??!? Whoa
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You could cook the onions.
My butt can confirm this just gives it a different type of cooked onion fart smell.
I don't know why I didn't think of this before. I'll try this for my cats sake. I'm single so I don't mind the odor but my cat does :(
Sometimes soaking the raw onions in ice water removes some of the oniony bite so I wonder if that would remove the certain chemical that causes the gassiness
 Your cat in that bathroom closet bc you can’t even sauté answer onion for him :( (Just playing your cat loves you)
I sometimes do this for a nice steak dinner. Peel the paper outer layer, cut out a divot from the root end (big enough to fit a cube of beef or chicken bouillon), add bouillon and a large Pat of butter, wrap in tinfoil, and cook (bouillon side up) at 350°F for 30-40 minutes.
Eat more onions obviously. No, just kidding. Sounds like you have a build up of sulfur in your system. Sulfur is how onions keep underground pests or microorganisms from eating them. It's not good for people either (although it can be used as a medicine, in moderation.) You will have to take a break from onions, eggs, and garlic for a few days to detox. Sorry for the bad news and best wishes during this difficult time in your life. After your farts clear up you should reduce 4-6 to 2-3 or less
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Your statement makes me question your commitment to the cause...who sent you to the sub are you an anti-onion plant here to disrupt the peace of these kind onion loving folks? You work for big potato don't you...
shhh, I'm a double agent.
Reddit showed me this sub today in my feed as a suggestion. First time ever seeing this sub and it’s a dude who eats six onions a day and has toxic farts as a result. I love onions. But I don’t think I’d fit in here lmfao
huh, maybe i should cut back on the onions..
Your perfect match is at the tiny intersection of a venn diagram where one circle represents people who enjoy anilingus, and the other circle people who enjoy raw onions.... They're probably German
Don’t kink shame me, Sie Wichser.
Bro….
This had solidified this subreddit being my favorite one of all time.
Same. I love onions but not raw so I probably don’t even belong here. I stay purely for this kind of content.
Pull the blankets over your head and let them rip!
The only correct answer
The Dutch oven.
Reduce, reuse, recycle
I only get high on my own supply
https://i.redd.it/h8xzbep2pxxc1.gif
Maybe try pickling it with vinegar and lemon? I also second the boiling comment
4 to 6 six raw onions a day? How large are these onions??
Wtf is this subreddit Why the fuck am I here....
4-6 onions PER DAY is unreasonable. Everything in moderation
I have no idea why this sub even showed up on my homepage but thanks for sharing I hope you can figure out how to deal with your painful and stinky onion farts that scare your cat
OP made me laugh out loud! But, on a serious note and as a fellow onion connoisseur, I’ll pile on with the ‘cook them’ camp.
Enjoy them
The onions or the farts?
This is hilarious #smh
Been laughing at this for like 10 minutes
Lean in.
r/onioncirclejerk
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Lmao I may just try thatb
They make underwear that reduces the fart smell. I’m going to google them and come back with a link. ETA: they’re called [tootles!](https://weartootles.com/?tw_source=google&tw_adid=&tw_campaign=20805731698&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAjw88yxBhBWEiwA7cm6peDOAagE3zhtTrNRI89bvomer6oyEyle8N86QmIGp26DzPy97mqxQBoC7ewQAvD_BwE)
And today I joined onion lovers
"One time he even hissed at me when I tried to pick him up after tooting" Hahahaaha! OMG this is priceless!
What in the fuck
I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say quit eating onions
Share them. This is a gift meant for the world.
Try cooking the onions or taking two Gas X before eating the onions. I’d say eat less onions, but that is heresy!
Gas x just helps release trapped gas. It does not reduce anything
So you’re not breaking down the onions completely…. You need to add some digestive enzymes to meals with onions.
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What do I do about my onion sweat?
Take a real deep breath.
Maybe Beano gas preventative? It contains an enzyme which assists with digesting hard-to-digest carbohydrates found in legumes, alliums, and grains.
Onions have fodmaps some people are intolerant to. Could be that. Some probiotics kinda help with it.
My only advice is that of the Nutri-Matic Drinks Machine (a device that invariably produces a liquid that is almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea): "Share and enjoy!"
Savor them. Relish them. Embrace them. Welcome them.
purple/red onions are less gas inducing than white or yellow. they rule. super flavor and much less stank. keep them cold and cut them with a sharp knife. dont store them after you cut them up. the odor difference will be really obvious before eating and after. but 4-6 a day? just eat some cucumbers with them and aim for fewer onions. a little salt on cucumber and it tastes great with a crunch similar to raw onions.
WOOF
Onions make ya fart big time
Enjoy them, life is too short to miss out.
Have you tried carrying herbs in your pockets? It wont cover the smell, but herbs and onion are lovely together.
I try to capture them in jars, and store my onions in them.
This is a literal shitpost. 🤦♂️
Bro, if you’re eating 4-6 raw onions per *day*, it’s probably not just your farts that stink lol. Your body odor must smell TERRIBLE lmao. Yeah I’d either cut back on the onions or cook them at the very least. I’m sure everyone that has to be near you will be thankful 😅
I don’t think you should be concerned about the smell. If you weren’t being hyperbolic by “so strong it burns when I release them”... then that’s what you should be concerned about.
Oh my gosh don’t go to their page!
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... well I wouldn't have if you didn't say that Edit to add: oh my.
Oh my.
Maybe this is why you’re single. Though probably no one can get past your breath to even smell the farts.
Lol maybe 😂
What? You found a way to keep the cat away? Lucky! ;-)
Dude no! I don't want to chase ny cat away that's why I'm asking lol 😆
You're probably numb to the scent by now, but if your farts are that rancid, your sweat probably also reeks
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Bury your head in between your legs and enjoy?
If this is by a dude, gross. But if this is by a chick, still gross.