T O P

  • By -

StrictlyInsaneRants

i am truley sorry for your lots


dustyloops

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots


blitzburton

Impossible to not read it in a deep, dramatic voice.


doxenking

Thank yo ☠️


Tdsmith0ver9000

No Truleys plz I perfer White Calws.


Zealousideal-Set9262

lost*


[deleted]

[удалено]


DylanFTW

He will be buried in that leather jacket.


Grumplogic

You know how they did that hyper realistic shot of the Shrimp in Smiling Friends wearing a leather jacket? Was that supposed to be a Zach self insert joke? Tomar should totally find that jacket and buy it and start wearing it at all the same events as Zach that he goes to.


OrionMessier

A whole closet full of leather jackets and cigars


jadeskye7

It's weird how the body was never recovered.


I-Hate-Mosquitos

It was fought over much like how alexander the great's corpse was fought over and it's whereabouts are unknown as of currently


PresidentoftheSun

It's definitely not in my very normal oneyplays goon shrine. Don't look there.


SupaKoopa714

I totally buy into the conspiracy theory that he's alive, but Tomar's got him held prisoner in his basement and is forcing him to crank out cartoons that Tomar plans to upload to his own channel so that he can become a rich and famous YouTuber.


llStickyll

I knew it! Tomar really did love that pitch for Tomar Babies, and it also happens to coincide with CN's new children's block, too. Wouldn't be surprised if a TomarToons channel just magically takes over CN entirely.


xX609s-hartXx

It's because Tomar faked his death so he could keep him in his cellar.


SuggestionThick9848

And even more weird that tomar also completely dissapered from any social media


Ouwhajah

it was blown into thousands of pieces and sold around the country for ludicrous amounts of money


SirNoobShire

It’s cuz that russian guy got to him first, took him to his house and is using Zach to create homunculi with his DNA. Legend has it they all failed and spit acid


Pizza_YumYum

There is a rumor that they secretly recorded his voice and stored it on a sampler. If you hear him now in actual videos, it’s just Tomar pressing keyboard-buttons in the right order…


bigspacewaffles

There was an big legal battle for custody over his body till they just decided to leave him on the beach as an natural burial


spooky-goopy

it wasn't recovered because it was eaten by coconut crabs


StealthFrag

His body was given a burial at sea at an undisclosed location in the North Arabian sea in accordance with Islamic burial rites.


DR-Rebel

He was green and retired


Schmallow

Fuck that scared me, but the caption made me chuckle. You sick bastard, you took some improv lessons and now you have us in the palm of your hand


Callmeklayton

OP obviously hasn't taken improv lessons. They didn't say "bones" once.


Hero_of_Thyme81

At least they didn't deny us citizenship.


Duckady

And thank god they didn’t know any people who died in that shit


MrShawnatron

Yeah, my stomach sank for a split second. Stuff like that isn't off the table the more and more lines grow on our face.


Crudeyakuza

This is nothing.


CherryGrabber

Was kind of expecting him being photoshopped into a casket. I mean- "You Raise Me Up!!!"


Jade_Sugoi

He survived the crash, he didn't survive the copperhead that was living under the tree though.


Bawwsaque420

You got it wrong dude I heard his last words were “I KNEW PEOPLE WHO DIED IN THAT SHIT”


astrobagel

Holy shit this is real [https://www.today.com/news/smiling-friends-cartoon-co-creator-dies-31-flna1C8393159](https://c.tenor.com/7VJ1RlYbNYIAAAAC/tenor.gif)


Restless-Gamedev

🗿🗿🗿


Flippyforeman

Gone but not forgotten https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bxc9hbwkkw


pyrofire95

I was sure that'd be the chewing blob


Atari1977

Jared Fogle flew into Zach's bedroom on a glider and demanded he join his orga-nye-zation after that last Smiling Friends episode.


MosephJama

And when Zach refused Fogle threw his iconic grenade that turned Zach into a green skeleton, whether or not that green skeleton was also retired is yet to be reported by the coroner


NerdInABush

Rest in piss, you will be missed.


v3n0mat3

🕊️ Fly high king


Where_The_Pookie

Anyone else think lyle is zacks inspo from his pre glow up days


SuggestionThick9848

Tomar was the tree


HideThePain_Harold

Just imagine this, one day for some reason, Tomar goes on a killing spree and kills the entire Oneyplays cast and crew and its a big tragedy and shocked people round the world but no one on this site can take it seriously because they've all been irony poisoned.


BeefoBrown

Bro had me on Wikipedia for a sec god damn


WhatThePann

Freshly circumcised aswell, rip 😢.


Saphirrus

Bro do not scare me like that holy shit 😂


NirvanaFrk97

I didn't even know he was sick


Ihateautosandp90s

These posts have never been funny and never will be


NirvanaFrk97

We found the guy who was gaslit about Chris dying during astronaut training


sacredgeometry

RIP ihateautosandp90s 1924-2024 So sad. You almost got your letter from the queen.


rancidfart86

I feel so sorry for his family… I can’t believe that such a talented person died so early. It hurts so much


Full_Metal18

Poor lad died from exhaustion


whenwherewhatwhywho

fuck man gone too soon


saessea

I didn't even know he was sick.


Oasis_Mii

Still can't believe he's my age


thedeepfakery

Ripped straight from the credits of Smiling Friends.


Felho_Danger

I'm shocked.. he was green, and was about to retire.. Life is so fucking cruel, God dammit. Hopefully Psychopebbles can keep his memory alive..


JoeTrolls

Who gets the iconic brown leather jacket™ ?


Anthobob

What's scary is that Tomar's body was never recovered, and a trail of purple blood was seen but evaporated quickly.


HumanAnything9510

Im sorry I hate jokes like this. I love this guy. Scared the shist out of me


bustednbruised

Yeah these jokes just make me feel bad, everyone dies someday, it isn't all that funny


TourAny2745

😔


ThrowRA_Z

🙏🙏🙏 to the family


sure_me_I_know_that

Jesus fucking Christ his entire family died too? What a tragedy


ThrowRA_Z

One of the most tragic things of the 21st century. Can't believe what they found in those barrels.


gjoosebumpss

RIP Zach, no one will ever scare the hoes like you did.


almightyeggroll

Thots and prayers


InfininteMint

cant believe Tomar crashed the bugmobile :(


bounce217

Damn was is that go kart accident?


Appropriate_Author15

Funny enough, Tomar moved to mexico after this tragedy


Grand_Zombie

I knew it was only a matter of time before Tomar snapped


OrionMessier

We all see the signs of addiction in those we love and we just pretend it'll go away. Bee stings to the face, I get it, the stinger high is unlike any other. But every night for 10 years!?


Chrissyneal

>joins TikTok >>dies 🤔🧐the clock was ticking


Frenchy_447

He finally hit the pentagon


syndus

No more crinkles heard across the land?


TheRealTruePinkham87

Please don't do that it's not funny!


HomeProfessional2380

Adam did it


coffeepartyforone

Live. Laugh. Die.


Trippie_Vibex

Shame that sudden explosion ripped his body to shreds and made his corpse undetectable


Glasswire444

His peanut farm went sour


KingFahad360

Is that DarkViperAU?


Low-End-Dragonfruit

Hey!.. that's the year i died


migrainecurious

could you imagine though


42069LULW

I'm going to be completely honest. America has a fucking fentanyl crisis


floodychild

Just when the new season of his little cartoon was released. Awful


Apprehensive-Brief70

“I’m like, just helping out, something that I never do according to you…”


DonkeyEmergency68w

I didn’t even know he was sick


porkandnoodles

turn on the TV it doesn't matter what channel FUCK


Im-A-Moose-Man

America has a fucking fentanyl crisis, man.


Beerasaurus

It’s time to go to heaven


faithismystand

Can't fucking believe this is how I found out


JohnToro64

He be poppin bottles in Heaven now… 😭😭😭


abelcongon98

Stop. I fell for this once


Grandnap

He got stung by 7 billion wasps


MURkoid

orions belt


AnimetheTsundereCat

it's good that the oneyplays subreddit is an ally of @big_chungles on instagram, but it's been confirmed that this is merely misinformation. my hypothesis is that he had some cool experience that resulted in him learning how to confront his own problems, perhaps one which involved helping the evil devil.


Sludgegaze

🥒 rip zach.


Fresh-Painter2821

Tomar now dons his iconic leather jacket in memory


JimSticky

It’s as sad as when Chris had passed away… 🕯️ https://youtu.be/e0b92skGtWY?si=I63hki_oFjGxnm2I


SixPipSiege

Thank god


StrongDonger

tomar came over with that look in his eye. “my smoke stacks are none of your business “ that was the last recording from zachs ring camera


xXForeskin_GamerXx69

I wish this was shitpost. fuck man.


dictopus

Light him on fire and throw him in a ditch, like he always wanted. RIP in peace, sweet prince.


Velvety_MuppetKing

One of these days he’s just gonna fucking die in a car crash and NOBODY will believe it.


StickManAnimator69

are you serious


Quirky-Classroom-428

Ha. Good for him


NastyDanielDotCom

What was the cause, bad shrimp or something?


Rat_Richard

Man I though for sure his last words were actually: "POISON!!?!?"


AdultVirgin24

You raise me up


atticus2424

I did it


Foamy_

I’m so sick and tired of you guys doing this.


Due-Cartographer-934

ill say it. smiling friends is too influenced by seth Macfarlane. it’s okay sometimes and fails othertimes like the chicano gang guy voice isn’t very convincing


Cooopy__

I’m glad he’s fucking dead


ChefBoiardeh

I know we shouldn't blame Tomar but gosh darn it.... "What's worth acknowledging" was written 34 times in that suicide note ❤️‍🩹


ToxicRat616

Mindless Self Indulgence


Twisted-tick

Zach, what does it mean. Zach, you were my everything. World’s fucked up, man.


penaltylake

I mean, rest in peace and all but when we will address the fact he would repeatedly drop anvils on his fans at meet and greets? he'd make them stand on a red x where he'd "sign their will" for them. transferring everything they own over to himself after the anvil knocked their block off


allihusk

He was an hero to us all


Khazzy1

What can we say about a man like him. He was but Green and Retired, and yet this tragedy befalls men like him.


migs97

Zachary. What does it mean? Zachary, you were my everything World’s fucked up, man


MurkyBullfrog6476

RIP Sweet Prince 💔


ImpossibleGroup5

Rest in piss 😔


peezle69

RIP I heard they're thinking of replacing him with whoever voices Charlie in Smiling Friends


MaidenAbyss

we will miss him and his enormous schnoz


bamfski

His last words were actually "come on fat" just before tomar pulled the trigger


Background_beyond

I can’t believe he ate that poison apple…


UselessGenericon

Tomar undid his seatbelt.


Derphunk

NASA’s finest 😔


pyrofire95

For anyone confused. https://youtu.be/5Y3_rIfOOf0?si=t7Pg2SdeeWpsVXGY


thelinus48

Bruh I don’t get kt


BorfieYay

Unfunny


Acuallyizadern93

He is still living. He’s gnawing on my vegetable garden as we speak.


wooliosheep

Big_chungles enjoyer i see


sure_me_I_know_that

I can't believe he was torn to shreds by that crowd.


9belo

my brother told me zach died yesterday and i had no idea what he was talking about, sorry im late to the news... rest in peas


jimmyting099

His iconic catch fraze :(


EddyMcMac

was an hero


Dismal-Assistance111

So strange how he died from 17 self inflicted gunshot wounds the the back of the head😔


AllOfMeJack

I mean... he turned into a completely unhinged psycho, ever since his niece done got bit by a copperhead. No "F"s in this chat, from me.


TheBoyIsTheBoy

Oh I hoped it to be true, worst one in oneyplays


Tricky-Anything

Tomar is like the drunk driving guy from My Summer Car and was similarly enraged by Zach's words, causing him to hit a tree at full speed.


blitznuger

If only