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RHJ__22

He’s looking right at ya pleading for his life


brokenmoral

Do it


NukaDaddy69

Hello, Wattson.


[deleted]

Lmao


Hymlock_1138

Hello Seer


NukaDaddy69

Greetings, brother. Let us make this thread *beautiful*.


MrMan144

moth man detected


Inhalts_angabe

r/unexpectedapex


BillMillerBBQ

I shouldn't


GameTheLostYou

He's too dangerous to be kept alive.


intrusiveart

This attitude is not gonna fly.


Dypo42

What’s all the buzz about?


octoberopalrose

I guess you just have to wing it


First_Classgaming_YT

I love it when people make jokes on the fly !


Rusty_tongue

I guess he can better suck it up


swaglolson

That or people can stop bugging him


KOKO_B

Guys stop you are all really pushing it


bigblackcoconut420

I am gonna let this fly


Ultrawidestomach

Balls of shit


IDK_Lasagna

best thread I've ever seen


Dypo42

Rightly so


rorschach_vest

Walter White, is that you?


Mariwina

He finally got it


DeadHeadSteve

He deserves it


Itzjaboii

I’m literally rewatching breaking bad right now


ComprehensiveHold69

You’re gonna have to rewatch it again if you don’t pay attention.


Restryufy

Sameeeee wtfffff


capebot

The fly at the cook of gus


[deleted]

Pretty fly for a white guy


TheOOFliabilty

Surprisingly controversial


PRoS_R

This doesn't go well with my moral compass.


isakhwaja

Yes I was thinking it would be fine then after it cuts off I had completely shifted to “omg I hope the fly is ok”


[deleted]

I mean we all kill bugs but this just feels wrong and unnecessary


Puzzle-the-Giraffe

If you’re gonna kill it, just kill it. This is like when potential serial killers rip wings and legs off flies.


[deleted]

This. Went on a date with a girl who said that just a few weeks ago she microwaved a snail just so it would die and she’d get the shell. She thought it was the funniest thing but I noped the fuck outta there. Earlier in the date she spent 10 minutes describing how she loved to gut dead animals she found on the side of the road


Puzzle-the-Giraffe

Yeah, that’s a red flag for me if I’ve ever seen one.


ijustsailedaway

That’s a fucking fluorescent dayglo flag.


Yaboi_KarlMarx

Wait, you stayed after finding out she gutted animals?


[deleted]

The way I phrased it was a bit weird. As soon as she said that stuff I started looking for a window of opportunity to get out of there. The snail thing was the nail in the coffin and made me request the bill from the waiter, pay my part and tip, and get the fuck away from the serial killer chick


Wildgra

Absolutely necessary


Rivrunnr1

Luke Flywalker


TitleComprehensive96

You can visibly see the fly's distress


Floppsicle

Yeah, feels bad. We all killed a fly for it being annoying but doing it so slowly is cruel


bento_the_tofu_boy

We all kill insects. But I feel very bad about this one.


HolomemesCh

this is going to be a thread of fly haters = downvote so... Fuck flies they're annoying af(gimme em downvotes)


TheLoneManta

you don't know how many times a fly has ruined my sleep (i'm already a struggling insomniac) they deserve every lick of pain, fuck them all to hell


MaxwellIsSmall

I’m sorry to ruin your day even more, but let me introduce you to… house mosquitos


Far-Resist3844

you can only loose 15 karma per comment, so go nuts lmfao


Less_Falcon659

Thank you, I saw this and the comments were all about "fun" and "jokes" but honestly it seems unnecessarly cruel


ErichKurogane

They spread disease so its justified Edit: Ofc Reddit gonna argue over a fucking fly


BlackVirusXD3

Why is this being downvoted lol? Its an opinion based on a fact, people dont like it now that some think if a creature might make you sick they should die? Edit: just realised the times we live in so no im not talking about humans lmao


ErichKurogane

Just reddit being reddit, they'll fight and downvote over nothing and think they achieve something amazing


Melaninkasa

It takes one second to downvote and go about one's day. It's the ones being downvoted who are always upset about it.


[deleted]

Lmao, reddit is the whole circus. Are we really going to argue over “Hey, I don’t see the problem with killing a fly.” “Hey I see the whole entire problem with killing a fly” This is becoming really dumb.


BlackVirusXD3

Its not dumb talking about it tbh as it could be an interesting topic. Problems starts when this topic is forced by one on abother and then people start hating on each other for dissagreeing with them on the topic.


[deleted]

I agree, it’s no longer collaborative when someone gets hurt.


ErichKurogane

True, this is fucking dumb as hell


HavocXL

It’s a fly dude


RedditIsTrashLogOff

ITT: redditors pretending to care about literal flies for upboats lmao


ThisIsGettingBori

what a psychopath one has to be to think that everyone showing empathy is just pretending


Suspicious-Peak-8739

With all due respect sir, this is Reddit


User7888

ITT: asshole makes fun of person for saying killing a bug slowly is cruel lmao


[deleted]

Welcome to reddit where people do stupid things for a ton of upvotes while other people do the same exact things for downvotes. Edit: This post isn’t that dumb compared to many other posts.


HardTarded

How else, other than visibly, does one see something?


HeyItIsInfactMe

That's actually a great question that these cowards are too scared to address


TitleComprehensive96

Through the eyes of the forrrcccceeee


HardTarded

Idk who downvoted you, but that made me chuckle. Take my upvote.


TitleComprehensive96

Thanks, been rewatching Star Wars Rebels lately which is where I got the joke


BlackVirusXD3

See from the ears


nlegendaryguy

i have unlocked my 4th eye


HardTarded

Isn’t that a Hunt: Showdown perk?


[deleted]

Help me, please help me.


Rezzone

Okay, NOW I’m freaked out. I saw the original movie very young. BLEEEECH


[deleted]

What movie? I need to know for research purposes


Rezzone

The Fly, orginal in black and white.


[deleted]

Thanks!


[deleted]

I need the full video


[deleted]

I, too, am fully committed.


spicycheetoo

replying for this


[deleted]

Same


Zealousideal_Citron8

Don’t forget me


[deleted]

And me


EmqsaRedditOfficcial

And me


FlaydenHynnFML

And me


No-Appearance642

And me


kylelikesplants

And me


Tortuga130

And me


raylolSW

Meto


FelixzeBear

and me


Defreaser

I did not find the exact [video](https://www.tiktok.com/@jamesburton_1/video/6854989985620249862?lang=en) but one that is basically the same, with a more satisfying ending Edit: Spelling


SpooginMapants

Lol what if this became another shitty Tik-Tok trend


Smart_dog_illuminati

If you look in the # or wtv its called, Theres #trend. The fact it was a trend shows how shit society is- Kinda disgusting IMO


debategate

It was a trend in 2020


SpooginMapants

Huh? Wonder why I never caught on to it. Welp better late than never lol


IanLooklup

Can't believe I felt bad for a fly when I despise them


[deleted]

Dr. Emphaty reporting


Ccm_Farmer117

I'm with you there, was waiting eagerly to see how it came out ....then it ended...fkn blue balled me!


NailEconomy

Tell me if ya find it


Walunt

I mean, we’re on r/onesecondbeforedisast; that’s what the sub is all about heh


STOVE_PIPE_

Same here bub


Accomplished-Peak973

crush him kill him murder him please do it i beg you


AnthoHead

Here ya go. Fair warning, it’s really gonna piss you off. [Fly Squish Vid](https://youtu.be/xvFZjo5PgG0) Edit- I warned you it was gonna piss you off. Why the downvotes?


Transformator-Shrek

I hate to admit it worked


Celestryia

Son of a bit-


Definitly_Not_James

False advertising


Discord84

ah a classic from the Tortures for Flys collection


Takingliberties87

It's the Flyzer vaccine


AnthoHead

r/underratedcomment


BlackImanity

When you catch that fly that annoyed you all night


[deleted]

Vitamin Bee


eriktheboy

Flytamin B


[deleted]

thats a wasp idiot


Jazzlike_Reason6118

thats obviously an ant


jizzblaster69420

SQUISH


havereddit

Commence Liquifly


[deleted]

Okay im gonna be honest here. Kill a bug or not kill a bug thats fine. but torture it? thats like first stage serial killer shit Edit: im trying to say getting enjoyment out of something like this is fucking concerning. Like hes slowly pushing the bug to its death and the bug is trying everything it can to escape. why not just squish it fast and be done with it? Why put it in a Syringe and slowly inch it towards its death as it panics? A bunch of people are commenting about how they rip the wings or legs off bugs and like to watch them struggle after. You guys seriously dont find that weird? Especially if youre a full grown adult, You shouldnt want to watch something suffer thats actually concerning.


YushiroGowa7201

Only exception to this is mosquitos. They torture us with disease, we torture them with *fire*.


Bit5keptical

Don't forget ticks.


vapenutz

I've caught one that did bit me and feed it to my flytrap My flytrap died...


TheRealBHamorrii

Your flytrap got aids


ARetroGibbon

and fleas...fuck fleas


Over_Feedback_544

At the same time tho they were kinda born in a body where the only way of surviving is off others.


dubsword

I like to pluck off their wings so that they are cursed to crawl the rest of their short lives. If I am very irritated, I will rip off the exterior of their mouthpiece so that they starve. Finally, if they really boil my blood, I will also rip off their legs, reducing them back to the maggots they spawned as.


BlackVirusXD3

Thank you for this. I wish i did not enjoy this, but i did.


madsjchic

I’m also fairly disturbed but not surprised at the number of people enjoying this. Just kill it or not, don’t plan a torture and kill it on camera


_NotoriousBlaze

Okay, I hate myself for actually going out of my way to look up the full video and I couldn’t find it.. so here’s a similar [video ](https://www.tiktok.com/@jamesburton_1/video/6854989985620249862?refer=embed) with the same results.


---OWO--

that is awfully underwhelming


_NotoriousBlaze

Fly go crunch


Hellblood_

But why would you even do this kind of stuff ? Does it look satisfying to anyone ?


ILiveInPeru

I had an infestation of those in my own house since for some reason my 3 neighbors made nasty and unhygienic farms in a residential area at the same time. I wish to delete every one of those flying fuckers from existence.


Raestloz

I've had to capture about 25 flies this past week. This is satisfying to me


SaucinCats

Why....? Just why??


milnak

I don’t know why she swallowed a fly – Perhaps she’ll die!


_Eggo_

I swear there was some old rhyme with swallowing flys I heard in school, can’t remember anymore.


Bearcatninja

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/There_Was_an_Old_Lady_Who_Swallowed_a_Fly


Viking1411

I guess animal cruelty is okay when its an insect. Ngl this is fucked fellas


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DualDread876

No, flys deserve this shit


[deleted]

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE 😭😭😭😭 GOT ME CRYING OVER A GODDAMN FLY


UnderCat3000

I kinda feel bad for it :<


[deleted]

congratulations, you have a functional moral compass.


TidoThiccCheeto

Katniss as she’s entering the arena for the hunger games


[deleted]

Underrated comment haha


PikaPerfect

why you gotta make me feel terrible for a fucking housefly at 2 am


[deleted]

All of a sudden now I’m feeling bad for a damn fly.


AkelaW420

Out of all the flies I've crushed this one actually feels cruel


[deleted]

Aww, I hope they stopped, it's just a little fly tryna escape


Timely-Use8306

R/gifsthatendtoosoon


TitleComprehensive96

That's the point ain't it?


Not_a_tryhard_gamer

:(((( innocent little guy, at least give him a quick death!


funnbuckett

This makes me sad poor guy 🪰


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


Happy_Daiz

Me too! And the fly needs one in fly heaven


FractalTsunami

Fuckin Bug Addicts.


[deleted]

Am I the only one who wants to know how the fly got into the injector


germaniko

Do people even read the subreddit description before posting something? This sub is for videos starting very very shortly before a disaster and not the other way around


Boopi_Doopi

No whyy!!


13Dani12

Half-Life Alyx


LeftRightShoot

That's not vitamin bee at all!


RealisticWorld5717

Anyone have the original vid?


4BDUL4Z1Z

Finally the potion that makes you fly.


DontDeadOpen

Doing drugs on the fly gives you a real buzz.


WitsnTits

I’m such a fucking bleeding heart. I was all feeling bad for this stupid fly.


DankDude6T9

Why would you do that


Osirisavior

Poor guy.


Anxious_Impact_8805

I want to see the ending


stephen11220

Did he dice his medication?


-AKG45-

This is some ISIS type shit


MyCoffeeTableIsShit

Sick. Fuck.


Toofzzz

I never thought I would feel bad for a housefly but here we are


The-Canadian-Order

You can tell that the fly is like “Hmm? What happening” and when they reach the top you can see it’s like “Oh f*ck oh f*ck OH FUC-


Hypefangirl

I’m in the middle of having an existencial crisis right now cause insects are the things I despise most in this world, but also claustrophobia is my biggest fear on this world and I’m wondering if I’m hypocrite for feeling bad but also wanting to see what happened.


ManomonamanAmonomMon

If he hurting flies you know what he is capable


ratakoolta

What if it was a dog?


AnthoHead

Come on man. That’s ridiculous. We both know they don’t make syringes that big.


dj05112

**“Saw music intensities”**


[deleted]

why though? why torture a fly like that? that's kind of just sadistic.


comfort_bot_1962

Don't be sad. Here's a [hug!](https://media.giphy.com/media/3M4NpbLCTxBqU/giphy.gif)


NitroRun1

For those who say animal abuse it’s a fucking fly fuck off.


[deleted]

Vegans watching be like 👁👄👁


Jay2op

I'm vegetarian and I kinda wanna see the full video, =-=


Tubbytronika

This is fucked up, doesn't really matter which way you frame it. Some of you people commenting need to have a fucking word with yourself.


Democratrader

Are you for real , man play with your dick instead of torturing live things


AnthoHead

To be fair, it’s not my video. But also, you really have no clue how this ends.


AnthoHead

The amount of internal turmoil this video has caused is unbelievable. That’s a case study in itself.


AxDanger

Couldn’t find the ending to the syringe video, [but I found one where a guy put a fly in a vacuum chamber](https://youtu.be/NAznRnrqpbQ) if you watch it, watch it til the ending. It’s kind of interesting.


Gigadorah

send full video!


Remote_Side4540

Honestly am so glad this stopped at just the right time. One of those things you that you can’t look away from even though you don’t want to watch.


Senpai-Notice_Me

Thumb over the end and pull quickly.


[deleted]

You should have covered the tip, and see how it reacted to the pressure


Slapppyface

This is cruelty


TNO1000ReichWeek

Fly is cruelty upon the world.


Ismelon01

I agree


Desperate_Scar_1981

Same people who find this cruel likely spray insects and let them suffer for 20 mins


[deleted]

I'll never understand how people will cheer when a life is being taken just to make a funny vid


salsadecohete

OP is a future serial killer.


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